太白金星領聖旨，出南天門，腳踏祥雲來到花果山水簾洞。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJLwKlFTQG
洞口附近，有一群猴子。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJbNlRZJnx
太白金星：額。這麽多猴子，哪個是孫悟空呀？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNaqcsHWKY
走近猴群。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WV10RUxug
太白金星：你是孫悟空？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog3A5RyZzY
猴子甲：不是。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIZPIu4yvf
太白金星：你是孫悟空？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WUM5WHLQC
猴子乙：不是。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdI49YtLouh
太白金星：你是孫悟空？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehd6tGsw20
…………65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusQCB4jh5p
問來問去，問到通背猿猴。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwW25JshvS
太白金星：你是孫悟空？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7sWbLpyIg
通背猿猴：孫悟空？沒聽說過。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicHRMj0jAs
太白金星：這裏沒叫孫悟空的？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRJoxwwkNG
通背猿猴：沒啊。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LEs8hD8d7
太白金星：這裏是花果山水簾洞吧？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzo6qQdK8RE
通背猿猴：是啊。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS99ix26JCN
太白金星：奇怪，花果山水簾洞有一個叫孫悟空的。難道他改名了？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9bEIDCA3l
通背猿猴：你找孫悟空幹嘛？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1C9WKFLB1
太白金星：我奉玉帝聖旨，召孫悟空上天做官。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MLxznK2eq
通背猿猴：哦。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM7XdzwTN4
太白金星：這裏到底有沒有叫孫悟空的？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXWb52UQT3
通背猿猴：沒有。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOQhl0iNFw
眾猴：沒有，沒有。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjiyrc3AKR
太白金星：唉，我白跑一趟。我怎麽向玉帝交差？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPTwiGo6X2
轉身要走，被通背攔住。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jAlk89wuV
通背猿猴：孫悟空這名字不錯。我，我可以改名叫孫悟空。你可以召我到天上做官。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUQSjUwpyu
太白金星：這個……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj3oSjrvpH
通背猿猴：找不到孫悟空，你怎麽向玉帝交差？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNd6krhYM8v
太白金星：好吧，只能這樣。孫悟空，你我馬上上天。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3tMqNaabv
嘭——！的一聲，通背猿猴被一根棍子打倒。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmQ4g11SMa
眾猴一看，是悟空拿著金箍棒，從通背腦後打了一棍。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfN9DoTygK
眾猴：大王！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33IFenLRZe
悟空：花果山水簾洞的大王美猴王，又名孫悟空，在此！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEvt1prYSV
太白金星：你是孫悟空啊！你也早點出來啊！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTBqVlh4Cu
悟空：我還不夠早？我從水簾洞到這，路上還練了一段小跑。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9Ev786IDq
通背猿猴摸著腦袋，從地上爬起來。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IkV8TivOQ
通背猿猴：哎呀，好疼！好疼！大王，你也叫孫悟空？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61yHPdTtTK
悟空：你被我一棍打暈，還能聽到我說話？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLs7gzEife
通背猿猴：我沒暈，我只是昏。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7erOxbXHo
悟空：為什麽冒充我？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKnTybHlj0
通背猿猴：大王，我不知道你老人家有2個名字。孫悟空這名字很好，我冒充的只是孫悟空這個名字，是我對孫悟空這個名字敬仰，所以冒充。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEsNefHNv1
悟空：以後你只能敬仰，不能再冒充。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1do2x3l2M0
太白金星伸出一根手指，圍著悟空，在悟空身上戳來戳去。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTGCAw7I7v
悟空：老頭，幹嗎？你這是在練一陽指麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUi0WBN6l8x
太白金星：不，不。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZ69fSSF5l
悟空：你在練六脈神劍？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEEWqpYjz2
太白金星：也不，也不。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeURQsET7e
悟空：那你……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZTH1Ysb9r
太白金星：我在上界，聽說花果山水簾洞的孫悟空你，是天產石猴。你怎麽不是石頭的？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU7NdsG2Pb
悟空：我經受強光的沐浴和輻射，我石胳膊、石腿的，都發生質變，已經不是石頭。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyCqimOGmt
太白金星：什麽發出的強光？有這個神效。我的肝結石、膽結石終於有治啦！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1MCuLUU9D
悟空：發光的物體的形狀是圓形，從天而降。物體著陸後發出一聲巨響，發出萬道金光。金光過後，冒出像蘑菇一樣的巨雲。壯觀。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVaNxE8tNT
太白金星：哈！是我們上界元子彈的神效！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqJimys9zJ
悟空：元子彈？是什麽東東？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEHyvZ24aN
太白金星：是我們上界秘密研製的武器。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLoDZZmitz
悟空：一聲巨響，發光又冒那麽多煙，還秘密研製？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBR8aP2P4yW
太白金星：你別管那麽多。我的結石病有幾百多年，治這個病也幾百年。今天，今天終於發現治療方法啦！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3gtX64Pk3
悟空：不要放棄治療。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5sG0ZGXUH
太白金星：謝謝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MtA2CB13S
悟空：祝你早日康復。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxzjgOrcLO
太白金星：謝謝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51pTo4TRpa
悟空：帶我上天做官。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdqvXvcSph
太白金星和悟空飛向南天門。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmN3t1Bx9P
兩人來到靈霄殿，太白朝上禮拜。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rAmYywEH5
太白金星：臣領聖旨，把花果山的孫悟空召來了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFQHaDEu2l
玉帝：愛卿，你怎麽去了這麽久？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWpoOI25D3
太白金星：老臣到花果山，四處打聽孫悟空，都說沒這號人。後來呀，才知道孫悟空有2個名字。最後找到人，回來交差。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPME60dWa6
玉帝（打哈）：我等你等你，等的我在殿上睡了一覺。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVTQUWDV0Y
太白金星：陛下，孫悟空是第一次上天，第一次看到天上的美景，途中有暫停。他也是第一次見你。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda5ncqynad
玉帝：太白，你這麽大歲數的人，不要張口閉口的第一次、第一次。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYlCrbAZlZ
悟空：咳，你要封我做官？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5OQjNMfIz
玉帝：這位是？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49sLfdRsDb
悟空：我就是第1個名字叫美猴王，第2個名字叫孫悟空，有2個名字的花果山水簾洞天產質變石猴孫悟空。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JL4idzOzw
玉帝：你說你是孫悟空就行了，聽的我又想睡覺。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79oBia3M6i
悟空：要封官給我，就快封吧。封完官，你再睡一覺，養養精神。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2qpS7rHDC
玉帝：諸位愛卿，天宮哪有閑置合適的官職？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESWz02T7JY
眾仙卿在靈霄殿議論紛紛。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvYujdx20w
武曲星：陛下，天宮上上下下、左左右右、東南西北、各宮各殿、各方各處，都不少官。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSiseYXfx4
玉帝（伸懶腰）：愛卿，以後看到我想睡，說話要言簡意賅。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjveQRM2MQ3
武曲星：咦，禦馬監正缺一個管事。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzuHq2mgcb
玉帝：孫悟空，朕封你在天宮做弼馬溫。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK91NLaeupl
悟空：弼馬溫是什麽官？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09CQeOcQWF
玉帝：看管天河的天馬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOZ3P583Xj
悟空：讓我看馬？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFFQ79vFZK
玉帝：是天馬，會飛的馬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Vna92gWFj
悟空：還是馬嗎。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwnwe9VK06
玉帝：天上的美景多多。你可以騎天馬，飛來飛去，欣賞天宮的美景。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7mNoQNDH1
悟空：下次召我，不會讓你久等。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgeJEGY188
悟空歡歡喜喜到禦馬監上任，看到千匹天馬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6Ut8PvCRq
悟空：天上的馬，會飛，都是神馬吧？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflxgzCFAyX
副官：孫管事，天上的馬，是天馬。是不是神馬，不知道。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISNh7fzP7u
悟空：你神馬都不知道？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwjeiZW5IJ
副官：我真的不知道神馬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowAVIz8BkY
悟空：天上神仙騎的天馬，當然是神馬。你明白什嘛是神馬了吧？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ255CVrXOHC
副官：明白。天馬就是神馬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirKkw8vQaK
兩人走進馬群，一匹馬飛起來。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOkZWZ3aK8
悟空：啊。沒長翅膀竟能飛？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyBHGL9CFQ
副官：神馬都能飛。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGjVikJKI6
悟空：我騎上一匹，先試飛一次。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4mmLhr14u
副官：管事，你不暈馬吧？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcpeClEdKg
悟空：暈馬？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC79dUW24n
副官：騎馬頭暈。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsv5ZEReCg
悟空：我騎馬，一向頭暈的是馬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6uuCwAyH8
副官：那就好。不暈馬的人，不用吃暈馬藥。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1TDctak75
悟空跨上一匹馬，準備起飛。被副官拉住馬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFSOz88LOa
悟空：幹什麽？我馬上要起飛了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLohNFRFkZ
副官：你不暈，馬暈。要讓馬吃暈馬藥。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTd2F23ubXR
悟空：啊！造藥的醫生，是獸醫？是人醫？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcmRDnk59B
副官：是仙醫。造的是仙藥，人獸通用。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH1eA5YVAD
副官拿來暈馬藥，馬吃下肚子。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSsqpsPjcK
悟空：3、2、1，起飛！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGI4dWr8EF
神馬托著悟空飛呀，飛呀，飛呀……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKhJGWqObt
悟空遊覽天宮的仙境美景，感覺有點累，返回禦馬監。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg399cqtRhZ
副官：孫管事，馬沒暈吧？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡag67JQymJE
悟空：沒。我累的快暈了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rzlD8CDEB
副官：你吃點暈馬藥？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXeN7SgLnW
悟空：額，你留著自己吃吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C95w6KkFK
悟空正在禦馬監大睡，副官大叫著跑進來，驚醒悟空。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJrQWLyi9K
副官：不好啦！不好啦！神馬暈倒啦！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp2tfPLOkf
悟空：什嘛暈倒啦？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyIBR072Qf
副官：神馬！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluot1WLpGl
悟空：什嘛？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCJ25uVGyi
副官拉著悟空衣到禦馬監外，看到一匹神馬倒在地上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOwLE0b7jU
副官：孫管事，是你昨天騎的這匹神馬暈倒。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVZSdo3T1o
悟空：吃過暈馬藥，怎麽會暈倒？叫獸醫。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQFnGISgsp
副官：天宮沒有獸醫，只有仙醫。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9gi9Ia00k
悟空：叫仙醫。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXRX5T7vOi
副官叫來仙醫。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUHuP4oFPn
仙醫遠近望了望馬，上下聞了聞馬，前後診了診，全身切了切。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwffCKXXbc
仙醫：管事，你看這馬，鼻塞、流鼻涕、流眼淚、打噴嚏，全身發熱。這馬，感冒了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2MZqHpdK0
悟空：昨天還好好的，托著我飛來飛去。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmXDbj1PJz
仙醫：飛什麽地方？什麽天氣？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4O5JRhiZxn
悟空：飛來飛去的亂飛。天氣晴朗。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRh6xlF4SzZ
仙醫：飛的高不高？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqzWNImjPT
悟空：人馬在天上，在高空飛行。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8rXBy5NJ3
仙醫：有沒有遇到高空中的氣流？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr99nYwwBF9
悟空：先遇到一股強大的冷氣流，後遇到一股強大的熱氣流。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNZ8wSCKqW
仙官：一冷一熱，有病毒侵入體內。馬和人一樣，會感冒。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqroJWtyIv
忽然，又有10匹神馬倒在地上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjjiatlXrk
不一會兒，竟有100匹神馬倒在地上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdfI77MFsH
仙官：開始傳染啦！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYmYjp0E3Y
副官：孫管事，這可怎麽辦？！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1JmhjRodR
悟空：神馬的事要保密，不能傳揚。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20CDUGt7Se
副官：大人放心，我會保密，不會讓你丟官。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ962QgAtGp8
悟空：我丟官是小事。天宮的天兵天將要騎神馬，保衛天宮的安全。如果神馬感染病毒這事傳出去，天宮會……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLFrA35slu
副官：會怎樣？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59nhqQ9kcR
悟空：會很危險。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpe0nrBzgmQ
副官：那，這上千匹神馬倒在地上，怎麽掩人耳目？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhY33kSPFy
悟空：對外，說我們天宮正在研製一種化學武器，代號**病毒。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecUzDVFWLY
副官：SM？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyoC06D3Qz
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