孫悟空腳踩一朵雲，降到水簾洞。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCL19cbSJNN
悟空：本大王做官回來啦！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBH75yPLcV
眾猴：大王！大王！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCSCFlK9Ml
一群猴子圍上。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4RlYuuKOt
通背猿猴：大王，天上有官不做，你怎麽回來了？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKW2ldHQ4Dk
悟空：天上出現**事件，我躲避一陣兒。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClSUlVRq2F
通背猿猴：是大王您不喜歡**。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpQw8Lv4VT
悟空：我喜歡的很。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppVGLynxxQ
通背猿猴：在天上做官十幾年，你有什麽感想？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqgmYAbVBJ
悟空：十幾年？我在天上只待了十幾天。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBgyfukykb
通背猿猴：天上一天，地上一年。你在天上十幾天，我們在地上過去十多年。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnG680zNRj
悟空：我的感想是，天上地下，時差太大。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9dcPsyDso
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上做的什麽官？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFtrLfXP2e
悟空：弼馬溫。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAzbhLrnzG
通背猿猴：弼馬溫是什麽官？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2JXI913s2
悟空：不明白麽？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4f1CuRfqPR
通背猿猴：不明白。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2q1PnbBna1
眾猴：不明白。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjhVrrUPAI
通背猿猴：封的官別人都聽不明白，弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FmNaYbc3U
悟空：齊天大聖？從哪來的靈感，想出這個？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp2OENsRWJ
通背猿猴：大王，你已經300多歲，還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Lyz17Pu8z
悟空：好！從今天開始，叫我——齊天大聖。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxG9ODOd5RS
花果山上，掛出一面旗幟。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXrLUJxRGA
天庭，靈霄殿。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sDGeI1Jwu
武曲星：陛下，孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病，天馬都病倒在禦馬監。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6I9De4ViO7
玉帝：啊！具體患什麽病？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9oN5XRpGF
武曲星：馬病。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTZNGZr3DH
玉帝：具體什麽馬病？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPcDeMTvQv
武曲星：您最好親自巡視。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM6oDjN76W
玉帝：還用我親自去？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfIqUUGcjJ
武曲星：上千匹天馬病倒在地，場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aSWIVGeSK
玉帝：起駕。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QCEZT6Ec0
玉帝帶著隨從，視察禦馬監。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNbKPoi54k
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYhrv9DRxG
玉帝：這馬什麽病？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJPuluE6aG
仙醫：陛下，這匹馬已經死了。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG20CkOobcD
玉帝：我的天馬啊！55555……（大哭）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtvhGjPtT3
仙醫：陛下不用難過，只死了一匹。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PA59ZQDu4
玉帝：朕一向愛馬如子，死一匹也不能接受！是誰，是誰害死我馬子的？！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIsS5hTqr6
仙醫：是看馬的孫悟空。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOG0pkCU1j
玉帝：來人！把孫悟空推出去，砍頭！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lqvMgVMrK
副官：孫悟空已經回花果山。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyvy7jfe3v
玉帝：誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空？我要親手殺死孫悟空，為我的馬子報仇！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBon5bjlPH
托塔天王：微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuSxRQaBTp
玉帝：好！朕封你降魔大元帥，捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇！為我的馬子報仇！……97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOehxhLhime
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤，以巨靈神為先鋒，降至花果山。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQE6xmfnFo
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰，悟空帶領群猴迎戰。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfyS3JUgjS
巨靈神：孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdygVv2sju
悟空：玉帝的馬子死了？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhaUm5bIng
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上泡玉帝的馬子？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2wwjEAYBV
悟空：純屬虛構！我在天上十幾年，沒碰到一個異性。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGs4xOVE2p
通背猿猴：性壓抑十幾年？！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63fu7mekvX
悟空：也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQG6ABAunwm
巨靈神：放下武器，快快投降。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnMGhDWkfS
悟空：你轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官，我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tGjRBus2g
巨靈神：吃俺一斧！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwIAizUZW4
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，巨靈神敗回。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsID5AH3oiN
巨靈神：元帥，孫悟空很厲害。我打不過，敗了。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuz29y4hAud
托塔天王：你怎麽打不過敗的？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFHX7AK175
巨靈神：我剛剛打的時候，你沒觀戰？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADMivlLkks
托塔天王：觀戰了。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeLEEUYM0m
巨靈神：你觀戰，應該看清我是怎麽敗的。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr39Sar8kYT
托塔天王：我老花眼，距離太遠，沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAJ0ewIEUd
巨靈神：我和孫悟空打了一會兒，打不過孫悟空，我就敗了。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVeXvEbNYQ
托塔天王：你堅持再打一會兒，孫悟空就敗了。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthfxDMh1F3
巨靈神：是吧？我怎麽沒想到這點。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uV1LYcrzV
哪咤：我去接著打會兒。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxMoff34IZ
哪咤來了，腳踏風火輪，手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪，吸引了孫悟空。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjOqk3Pu73
悟空：咦。你腳下冒火的輪子，是什麽西西？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQQqbUrx7F
哪咤：無敵風火輪。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBKrMm7gq7
悟空：是吧。火的溫度高不高？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkAtB5TLkp
哪咤：謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnxiAPc3sH
悟空：我幫你介紹一筆生意，怎樣？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieTLQv8azd
哪咤：嗯？介紹生意？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy5GOcN6fG
悟空：這冒火的輪子，有適宜人體的溫度，腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子，在我的花果山開個足療店，絕對可以發一筆。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZ3SznPRC5
哪咤：你滾吧！孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！玉帝要殺你，為他的馬子報仇雪恨！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9b4WeipIwX
悟空：玉帝的馬子真死了？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHiaO7tKdV
哪咤：放下武器，快快投降。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFLZSFgePa
悟空：你回去轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtj9iuW8fg
哪咤：吃俺一槍！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnlIZIleMO
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，哪咤敗回。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrF8ZbvfUZx
哪咤：父王，孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了，敗的和巨靈神一樣。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVSu75zANe
托塔天王：你和巨靈神敗的一樣？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAvpHThhE2
哪咤：敗的不一樣的是，巨靈神拿著斧子敗的，我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是，巨靈神敗回時跑得快，我敗回時跑的更快。現在，該輪到你出戰了。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jWaaiHeY9
托塔天王：讓我出戰？你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯，你們2個打不過孫悟空，我老胳膊、老腿，你還讓我出戰？！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVVd6f3Aeq
哪咤：那怎麽辦？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiAoN3iuVS
托塔天王：撤。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqp36QLGChq
忽——！孫悟空在空中攔住三人，看到天王手中的塔。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8uNQSzCXc
托塔天王：孫悟空，我們承認敗了，放我們一條生路吧。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNz9dGzKFx
悟空：咦。這塔做工不錯，還金光閃閃。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuzTZ8uPjZ
托塔天王：你想要我的神塔，送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FWeOMDROc
悟空：神塔麽？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JkLAPnAnx
托塔天王：這神塔可大可小，還不夠神嗎？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdky3abLRIk
悟空：我再加一筆錢，神塔我買了！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UgxsM2939
哪咤：你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKpwIMYIsF
悟空：我這花果山上，全是樹木花草，一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此，花果山多一個建築，也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光，全部免費。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlS0iaAmvHf
哪咤：你滾吧！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7kZSqn9v4
三人返回靈霄殿。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJvqiMLZ0O
托塔天王：陛下，孫悟空太厲害，我等降魔失敗。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM4nePQJGV
玉帝：你們三個打不過孫悟空一個？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRxFKZtw3y
托塔天王：我們是一對一的單挑，沒群毆。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vaxGQ5Hxn
玉帝：回去再戰，群毆孫悟空！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoI3ir0Y2Ux
巨靈神：陛下，孫悟空讓我轉告，他想做齊天大聖。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJruR6cKyvK
哪咤：也讓我轉告。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwROXiv4Ce
玉帝：快要死的人，要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰，記住，要集中火力——群毆！群毆！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeLZBWvtDX
太白金星：陛下，你再召孫悟空上天，封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕，他們3個再加幾個群毆，在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4gmZbTAPR
玉帝：好計謀。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UZeXNjPYC
太白金星領聖旨，二次來到花果山。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcsIQdP8rh
太白金星：孫悟空，我奉玉帝聖旨，請你上天，封你做齊天大聖！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxf0IgjOqAe
悟空：玉帝同意我做齊天大聖？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr1x5KlcJU
太白金星：沒錯。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn5cpINXXZ
通背猿猴：剛還打打殺殺，轉眼這麽快同意，會不會有陰謀？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ5EwKnULA
悟空：不快吧？我等很久了。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkeMxrGcGH
靈霄殿。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54ArSFY0M5
太白金星：孫悟空到！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJf5Gj22IL
玉帝：這麽快到了？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5KyGbjtKb
仙官：陛下，你已經在殿上睡了很久。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8kUhHN2kJ
悟空：玉帝，你要封我做齊天大聖？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrrybfUzRn
玉帝：是滴。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpi5dl4Pwi4
悟空：這次沒讓你久等吧？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQpSpkfvkP
玉帝：我沒久等，我剛剛睡了很久。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9GLokh5gX
悟空：讓你久睡了。開封吧。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEYBHdvh01
仙官：冊封開始！由西方太白金星主持。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3hoFMJB7L
太白金星：陛下，你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYslIQDUWp
玉帝：我願意。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqWCfHptK1
太白金星：孫悟空，你願意做齊天大聖嗎？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxTJcHyydk
悟空：我願意。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRKcEQvVdo
太白金星：從現在開始，孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖，和天宮永結忠心，為我天宮效力。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWIaMPyZQG
悟空：這次換官職，讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WUCKjQEi0
玉帝：上次封官讓你管動物，這次封官讓你管植物。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmd0LhPFqxM
悟空：天上有動物神馬，不知會有什麽神植物？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdJ4X9MyfC
玉帝：我這次決定，讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplAwAgKnPA
悟空：蟠桃園有什麽好？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2NYgeJUNp
玉帝：蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地，有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮，四季花果不斷，97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8Th9NbthT
是世外桃園。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR280jeGuvl
悟空：有山有水？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTDuf24cqo
玉帝：只有灌溉用水。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDf7UubZiR
悟空：在蟠桃園堆幾座假山，跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfP2YCYoQZ
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgSMU6GFec
太白金星：陛下啊，蟠桃園是你的休閑之地，怎麽讓孫悟空占了？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj52miEDDUu
玉帝：那地方我早待膩了。還有，蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高，交給讓一個猴子管理，以後摘桃子方便多啦！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsqZbXwHVI
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