孫悟空腳踩一朵雲，降到水簾洞。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlpDEYNx2t
悟空：本大王做官回來啦！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiiMihA1db
眾猴：大王！大王！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbGYdExNOc
一群猴子圍上。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGf6kNDUjY
通背猿猴：大王，天上有官不做，你怎麽回來了？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZW1ufYIIQ
悟空：天上出現**事件，我躲避一陣兒。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfha8gAf1j
通背猿猴：是大王您不喜歡**。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH29YzpcvoD
悟空：我喜歡的很。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZb1mMJRyf
通背猿猴：在天上做官十幾年，你有什麽感想？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJtIpy6C26
悟空：十幾年？我在天上只待了十幾天。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrAmqDIEV8
通背猿猴：天上一天，地上一年。你在天上十幾天，我們在地上過去十多年。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhuX3eLOqP
悟空：我的感想是，天上地下，時差太大。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhZCkAj8HI
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上做的什麽官？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgd6lGaNEZG
悟空：弼馬溫。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq5h3c95yr
通背猿猴：弼馬溫是什麽官？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvsRAYZDUa
悟空：不明白麽？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa0Y28z1EZ
通背猿猴：不明白。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡov3ERNKSHp
眾猴：不明白。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ114UgRgLvS
通背猿猴：封的官別人都聽不明白，弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX305WiCvz4
悟空：齊天大聖？從哪來的靈感，想出這個？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJL8QrHB6p
通背猿猴：大王，你已經300多歲，還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthrNBKTakY
悟空：好！從今天開始，叫我——齊天大聖。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvHQFAhYmo
花果山上，掛出一面旗幟。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlOJUY958I
天庭，靈霄殿。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡew7tbqHTNJ
武曲星：陛下，孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病，天馬都病倒在禦馬監。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4mgGUA2yK
玉帝：啊！具體患什麽病？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0gNyplRtN
武曲星：馬病。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEIGTQfqMO
玉帝：具體什麽馬病？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WgpGpZZtk
武曲星：您最好親自巡視。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQXzh9wYVq
玉帝：還用我親自去？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04jMxPFDyL
武曲星：上千匹天馬病倒在地，場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcthJ6hD28
玉帝：起駕。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0g4zKXN1mJ
玉帝帶著隨從，視察禦馬監。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAwocA8fVv
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphLyTr5HLr
玉帝：這馬什麽病？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8NeqLMIie
仙醫：陛下，這匹馬已經死了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31kojAfDdN
玉帝：我的天馬啊！55555……（大哭）88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeifnqJ6vs
仙醫：陛下不用難過，只死了一匹。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljTOmQs71t
玉帝：朕一向愛馬如子，死一匹也不能接受！是誰，是誰害死我馬子的？！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cesahqEmC
仙醫：是看馬的孫悟空。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSZWnic8hi
玉帝：來人！把孫悟空推出去，砍頭！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ1qe7qnAx
副官：孫悟空已經回花果山。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQxs0gJD5f
玉帝：誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空？我要親手殺死孫悟空，為我的馬子報仇！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz43Zt1Zvq
托塔天王：微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzN6mGGYNg
玉帝：好！朕封你降魔大元帥，捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇！為我的馬子報仇！……88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAJlZJDmAy
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤，以巨靈神為先鋒，降至花果山。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhma54FvSoA
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰，悟空帶領群猴迎戰。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3D6fcLcPRR
巨靈神：孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IdqYh7D6g
悟空：玉帝的馬子死了？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQFyMrHQER
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上泡玉帝的馬子？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIpebuvqd3
悟空：純屬虛構！我在天上十幾年，沒碰到一個異性。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVOUbYcCaB
通背猿猴：性壓抑十幾年？！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5OJ85WhjV
悟空：也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSJJ1wBrr7
巨靈神：放下武器，快快投降。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6ai73imug
悟空：你轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官，我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHWZEqqRR7
巨靈神：吃俺一斧！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHZkC9laSs
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，巨靈神敗回。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw8YCgrTMk
巨靈神：元帥，孫悟空很厲害。我打不過，敗了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5oRMbi4w4
托塔天王：你怎麽打不過敗的？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1w4u6OzlUK
巨靈神：我剛剛打的時候，你沒觀戰？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdNnRi2kUz
托塔天王：觀戰了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrEfb1otkq
巨靈神：你觀戰，應該看清我是怎麽敗的。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeG5OGKEhZ
托塔天王：我老花眼，距離太遠，沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Af0RTej0x
巨靈神：我和孫悟空打了一會兒，打不過孫悟空，我就敗了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0HNxQEXvl
托塔天王：你堅持再打一會兒，孫悟空就敗了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59cUeKoU0V
巨靈神：是吧？我怎麽沒想到這點。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kAFjBvVTZ
哪咤：我去接著打會兒。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByH9Rv57gC
哪咤來了，腳踏風火輪，手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪，吸引了孫悟空。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRPkquAVsl
悟空：咦。你腳下冒火的輪子，是什麽西西？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuHzMw9jQz
哪咤：無敵風火輪。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6BUiBID7y
悟空：是吧。火的溫度高不高？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvuttCVrkz
哪咤：謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0a7nd8FwN
悟空：我幫你介紹一筆生意，怎樣？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NsQ8CXGpL
哪咤：嗯？介紹生意？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tujvbE94e
悟空：這冒火的輪子，有適宜人體的溫度，腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子，在我的花果山開個足療店，絕對可以發一筆。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIqPXT3PmA
哪咤：你滾吧！孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！玉帝要殺你，為他的馬子報仇雪恨！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJROEHQGBH
悟空：玉帝的馬子真死了？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZXQxyASpm
哪咤：放下武器，快快投降。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡartYl2eVKN
悟空：你回去轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyJ6WykvUd
哪咤：吃俺一槍！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwpBueyOAk
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，哪咤敗回。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURJEJnrhxh
哪咤：父王，孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了，敗的和巨靈神一樣。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDku94BtMx
托塔天王：你和巨靈神敗的一樣？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywQmM97A63
哪咤：敗的不一樣的是，巨靈神拿著斧子敗的，我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是，巨靈神敗回時跑得快，我敗回時跑的更快。現在，該輪到你出戰了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kwAbMk1At
托塔天王：讓我出戰？你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯，你們2個打不過孫悟空，我老胳膊、老腿，你還讓我出戰？！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wK4yMIzJM
哪咤：那怎麽辦？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpY3QUb4gY
托塔天王：撤。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0il6qpPBBL
忽——！孫悟空在空中攔住三人，看到天王手中的塔。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5FpI3QS74
托塔天王：孫悟空，我們承認敗了，放我們一條生路吧。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQfD80REJs
悟空：咦。這塔做工不錯，還金光閃閃。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduf4wIs8ks
托塔天王：你想要我的神塔，送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡch4KMzLcKT
悟空：神塔麽？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8zJtOPSVu
托塔天王：這神塔可大可小，還不夠神嗎？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtj69jRvszI
悟空：我再加一筆錢，神塔我買了！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLH5nKDQVi
哪咤：你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUvAM1ojc7
悟空：我這花果山上，全是樹木花草，一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此，花果山多一個建築，也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光，全部免費。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioEe1U0bbg
哪咤：你滾吧！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZgdYTggUG
三人返回靈霄殿。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgDhsLmoNE
托塔天王：陛下，孫悟空太厲害，我等降魔失敗。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq4Azq888p
玉帝：你們三個打不過孫悟空一個？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsGU21PjLl
托塔天王：我們是一對一的單挑，沒群毆。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKDLlNdzsG
玉帝：回去再戰，群毆孫悟空！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Diwve5KNY
巨靈神：陛下，孫悟空讓我轉告，他想做齊天大聖。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPOOBYp0Et
哪咤：也讓我轉告。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KimXXPtlL
玉帝：快要死的人，要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰，記住，要集中火力——群毆！群毆！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHfuhh3GF6
太白金星：陛下，你再召孫悟空上天，封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕，他們3個再加幾個群毆，在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDuazgh8hE
玉帝：好計謀。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaopgkLlGpK
太白金星領聖旨，二次來到花果山。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIbVeQcePq
太白金星：孫悟空，我奉玉帝聖旨，請你上天，封你做齊天大聖！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Mi8PTZefe
悟空：玉帝同意我做齊天大聖？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0CnlOUsQH
太白金星：沒錯。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtj3Yp9IfM
通背猿猴：剛還打打殺殺，轉眼這麽快同意，會不會有陰謀？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVT00AhLAEF
悟空：不快吧？我等很久了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMbPcBmgrj
靈霄殿。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwzus7FCyQ
太白金星：孫悟空到！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIJXbOj3Rt
玉帝：這麽快到了？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5jKxUVMhT
仙官：陛下，你已經在殿上睡了很久。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrzQvbDH7t
悟空：玉帝，你要封我做齊天大聖？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnkKiJcOUT
玉帝：是滴。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHrxBL5pCV
悟空：這次沒讓你久等吧？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJBmk5r9pv
玉帝：我沒久等，我剛剛睡了很久。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7Fkk9LHD8
悟空：讓你久睡了。開封吧。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf6ZKNhoUu
仙官：冊封開始！由西方太白金星主持。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkLVHkqKdF
太白金星：陛下，你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOCrWAheeG
玉帝：我願意。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8fTm80sBg
太白金星：孫悟空，你願意做齊天大聖嗎？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7hGTp0KVo
悟空：我願意。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDSgEwThcf
太白金星：從現在開始，孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖，和天宮永結忠心，為我天宮效力。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3JgfrIKNr
悟空：這次換官職，讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKo5Ghknz0
玉帝：上次封官讓你管動物，這次封官讓你管植物。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJkOh7ucGk
悟空：天上有動物神馬，不知會有什麽神植物？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogmaZ0ObLO
玉帝：我這次決定，讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmncUVJTz6
悟空：蟠桃園有什麽好？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OSBRewiJA
玉帝：蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地，有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮，四季花果不斷，88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn4OWJi9Tj
是世外桃園。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjUBDLpq71
悟空：有山有水？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECHIAxG2wP
玉帝：只有灌溉用水。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbtgPHUiBX
悟空：在蟠桃園堆幾座假山，跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuQwlERLvW
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnEhza97y1
太白金星：陛下啊，蟠桃園是你的休閑之地，怎麽讓孫悟空占了？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7p9RguNZG
玉帝：那地方我早待膩了。還有，蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高，交給讓一個猴子管理，以後摘桃子方便多啦！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTPTqGLfHh
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