暑假,是一切的終結,亦是一切的開始。466Please respect copyright.PENANA61BBkZWRzy
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子,開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。466Please respect copyright.PENANAfR0i6fzRdG
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踏入中學二年級,白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下,一同進入了數學精英班2A班。466Please respect copyright.PENANAajWbNgYlRA
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候,我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。466Please respect copyright.PENANA9DjNF49IWm
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態,我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。466Please respect copyright.PENANAb4bmMrQgel
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「咳咳!羽分,這個是我座位來的。」466Please respect copyright.PENANAIk8e3eKMW8
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際,白薯走到我的面前,揮手數下著我讓座。466Please respect copyright.PENANAFWBOCgqlqV
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「你的座位?466Please respect copyright.PENANApb31MB4GbQ
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎?我看不到喎!」466Please respect copyright.PENANAVVevdbN2Nn
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話,我或許真的是會讓座給他;466Please respect copyright.PENANAYhQRIDC4OV
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開,對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此,我自當然不會跟他客氣。466Please respect copyright.PENANAsIJ2ZOCimB
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞?」466Please respect copyright.PENANASkZr5dVgIw
聽到我的反駁後,白薯雙拳緊握,面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。466Please respect copyright.PENANAWEiearM64c
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「哼! 哼!」466Please respect copyright.PENANA0PrJHS9NXR
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此時,門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲,而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任,在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師,笑老師。466Please respect copyright.PENANA3NloNSreFK
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「同學們,請坐回自己的位置。」466Please respect copyright.PENANArYCDtlOk3u
笑老師托了一下眼鏡,對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。466Please respect copyright.PENANAiedPbsgzgS
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「嘖!羽分,你好自為之!」466Please respect copyright.PENANABdfuk9kng8
眼見班主任就在眼前,白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後,隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。466Please respect copyright.PENANATLuTXxXnLd
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「嘩!原來白薯是這樣差勁的!466Please respect copyright.PENANAxQfXU0GwcZ
唉,俗語真的說得不錯,靚仔不是同性戀的,就是性格上有問題,唉....」466Please respect copyright.PENANAbpjJn08684
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁,搖頭嘆氣道。466Please respect copyright.PENANA1Jiloq07M6
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢?466Please respect copyright.PENANAordszCEYYk
你又不是同性戀,又不是性格上有問題,我並不是在責罵你哦!」466Please respect copyright.PENANA5iN099y2Te
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「.......」466Please respect copyright.PENANA1VgpV917Kz
這一刻,我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。466Please respect copyright.PENANA4pxnKJJHpK
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「大家知道嗎?466Please respect copyright.PENANApAr9s1jmff
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險!」466Please respect copyright.PENANAKZ4er7SfYy
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後,突然煞有介事的板起臉口,右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。466Please respect copyright.PENANAuJyVbdSKde
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇,一籌莫展的看著他,等待著他說出後續的說話。466Please respect copyright.PENANAcDeT1nCskv
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「你們現在踏入了中學二年級,是患上中二病的高危時期呢!」466Please respect copyright.PENANA5B0iIVFnP2
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後,心裡沾沾自喜的模樣,露出燦爛的笑容起來。466Please respect copyright.PENANAiX6kIloTEn
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搞笑大王此話一出,班房死寂無聲,眾人一致地有著共識,擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。466Please respect copyright.PENANA12TPup7HfP
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「唔...宏觀各個班房,還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好,同學們均專注地看著老師,沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動,不錯不錯!」466Please respect copyright.PENANAkHNBpqC71l
無獨有偶,校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房,暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。466Please respect copyright.PENANA2OyzrbDF9M
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「好了,笑話就不多說了!466Please respect copyright.PENANA0JR42HtTe7
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節,編排座位表!」466Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0JILpey9W
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣,鬼馬地伸出舌頭。466Please respect copyright.PENANA7tzsEUeiIH
「今年我們來點新意思!我會出一道IQ題,最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利!466Please respect copyright.PENANAxVau5K9mrX
名額只有一個,大家要舉手搶答呢!」466Please respect copyright.PENANAjLNGGevrfQ
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嘩!嘩!嘩!466Please respect copyright.PENANArIAyxFScIS
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與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同,同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來,班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。466Please respect copyright.PENANARD0ZSEAxVk
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏?」466Please respect copyright.PENANAlUwHZTrC1A
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嗖!466Please respect copyright.PENANAZvV24B9h1O
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秒速間,一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。466Please respect copyright.PENANA6QuFVyvV7k
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「白薯同學。」466Please respect copyright.PENANAyr8mxF6EZj
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的,伸出右手示意白薯作答。466Please respect copyright.PENANAq65i2ECRtn
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「電子,Electron,易叻藏!」466Please respect copyright.PENANAdnWsaBFSQc
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。466Please respect copyright.PENANA1foqvVFWYL
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「正解!」466Please respect copyright.PENANAh2pcv1HYRT
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來,點頭道。466Please respect copyright.PENANAGanx8RlDEV
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份,以物理的角度作出急速思考,這白薯果然並不簡單。」466Please respect copyright.PENANA2siVmheMyl
白薯快而準的回應,真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。466Please respect copyright.PENANAenXc3vNSO9
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「笑老師,我有一個請求,若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利,你會否批準呢?」466Please respect copyright.PENANAQOXoqR5nOO
白薯道。466Please respect copyright.PENANALuQIiiarR3
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「嗯,可以呀,等價交換,非常合理,我批準!」466Please respect copyright.PENANAe1iBSvgoUt
笑老師思索了一會後,表示接納白薯的請求。466Please respect copyright.PENANArQEGwh6m8F
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「那麼,我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長!」466Please respect copyright.PENANAMve9mnWkRk
白薯向後瞄了我一眼,亮出勝利者的笑容。466Please respect copyright.PENANANWKtO4k0wy
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「甚麼!?」466Please respect copyright.PENANAl6JfnoQ27l
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單,竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中;466Please respect copyright.PENANAFM1e2GvsQr
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作,更要在每個星期遞交班日記,記錄班裡的日常狀況。466Please respect copyright.PENANAX0oyfoBHul
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功,完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。466Please respect copyright.PENANAyqWV6HGEvi
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「好!就這樣決定吧!466Please respect copyright.PENANAX6gU0lhH3B
羽分同學,笑老師現在給你一個機會,讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧!」466Please respect copyright.PENANAyQTaBsAOKM
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!?466Please respect copyright.PENANAI9LM0Br5Ki
否極泰來!466Please respect copyright.PENANAMDTSTYQJmJ
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飛雲,機會來了!466Please respect copyright.PENANAx0F6Y13OCt
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話,那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會,一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時,亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。466Please respect copyright.PENANA7IPX7GZRBR
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白薯,你做得很好,這助攻做得非常漂亮!466Please respect copyright.PENANADQRi2t9Wpo
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候,我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。466Please respect copyright.PENANAscaOywQM7O
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若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話,那會否過於唐突,套路太過明顯呢?466Please respect copyright.PENANA7s2QKTZXBn
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更甚的是,班裡一定會傳出謠言,到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬,得不償失。466Please respect copyright.PENANAYzMTXrlif0
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭,高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來!466Please respect copyright.PENANAbScmAm4TaZ
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「或者,我跟笑老師同一做法,出一道IQ題讓大家估一下,誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧!466Please respect copyright.PENANAJHYbHPrnEB
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢?」466Please respect copyright.PENANAdavLpIliBL
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燕子,答案是燕子!燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係,大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。466Please respect copyright.PENANACpuNRMpXti
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐,對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多,她一定懂得回答這道問題。466Please respect copyright.PENANAJG4zDYkfKF
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話,她必定會舉手作出回答。反之,她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案!466Please respect copyright.PENANAT2B0Tctq2w
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我這個IQ題的做法,瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上;466Please respect copyright.PENANAqK42FSmAHb
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好,但若果她不願意主動回答的話,事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。466Please respect copyright.PENANAPalevhGtaW
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嗖!466Please respect copyright.PENANAkmxYWPg3Z4
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗!466Please respect copyright.PENANAhoVl9Haqbg
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實在是過於喜出望外,冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來! 466Please respect copyright.PENANAkpEImAJUuW
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這一刻,我的心跳瘋狂地加速,連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。466Please respect copyright.PENANAUrLkmFdFgN
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「唔,髮璇同學舉手較為快,髮璇同學!」466Please respect copyright.PENANAFQWCcnSe36
笑老師伸出左手,指向坐在我旁邊的髮璇。466Please respect copyright.PENANAtq5lfeadhZ
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「飛蛾!飛蛾怕凍的關係,所以飛蛾撲火!」466Please respect copyright.PENANA32OnC9WXgz
髮璇作出響亮的回應。466Please respect copyright.PENANAkYkJfsZcCU