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（玉帝一驚，伸著懶腰醒來）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCCF49GVU9
玉帝：什麽事啊？這麽大聲？又打擾我睡覺。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjoIJmcHQB
傳令官：千裏眼、順風耳在殿外求見。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DrWFd2vUZ
玉帝：傳。（趴在桌上繼續睡覺）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNg013Kd7Zh
（千裏眼和順風耳興致勃勃的走上殿來）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2hJ95iL3d
千裏眼：陛下，我們耗時千年研製的元子神彈，今日在下界爆裂成功啦！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX2kPAk2vu
玉帝（猛地醒來）：哦！真的？耶！耶！（狂喜）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqt8RXPVQk
順風耳：元子神彈爆裂的聲音太巨大了，竟震壞我兩個耳膜。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdcHKUsXP5
玉帝：你不是有九九八十一個耳膜嗎？震壞兩個算什麽？別大驚小怪的。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVGjS2tcKZ
千裏眼：元子神彈爆裂時發出強烈刺眼的光線……99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHd1TAyLtV
玉帝：啊！你的眼睛沒受傷害吧？你只有兩只眼睛。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6pU4lbEC3
千裏眼：哈哈！沒，沒。我戴墨鏡看的。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNX557f4lNK
玉帝：算你小子聰明！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81Yz4f97zN
千裏眼：元子神彈爆裂後生成直沖天庭像蘑菇一般巨大的雲煙，壯觀無比！我從來沒看到過那麽美麗的景色。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Smv2SW7QP
順風耳：元子神彈爆裂的余音不斷，聽得我心曠神怡。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwOWYRDroQ
玉帝：哦？這麽壯觀的場景怎麽不早先告我？！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6jkOvuBxR
千裏眼：陛下，你忘了我的眼睛有錄製功能。我已經把神彈爆裂實況全部錄製下來，你想看隨時就可以看。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrap48kpgAx
玉帝：真有你小子的！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLqT2xdn2k
順風耳：可惜我的耳朵沒錄製功能，沒錄下元子神彈的爆裂聲音。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkaCmJVAB8
玉帝：唉！沒關系，就當看無聲電影吧。小順子，下去把你的耳朵改造改造。你不知道聲音也在滅絕嗎？隨時隨地錄製聲音，很具有生物學價值。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDAy8g3HpW
順風耳：謝陛下指點。等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候，微臣絕對會全全錄製元子神彈的聲音。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTcdZmZjLV
千裏眼：等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候，微臣會戴上彩色的眼鏡，不會讓你再看黑白電影。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdImrNN3Io
玉帝：都給我住口！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MYBr1tH9z
千裏眼/順風耳：陛下，我們的想法難道不好嗎？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYigUbhd1Yg
玉帝：是好想法。做為你們的老大，我常常教導你們，做神要低調，不要張口閉口神啊神的。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkn5N5g6CaK
千裏眼/順風耳：臣等明白！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuhiGe8RlF
玉帝：以後說起元子神彈要去掉「神」字，改稱——元子彈。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTv2hIhUGf
千裏眼/順風耳：元子彈？？？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDlg7n12fh
（在下界元子彈的爆裂處——花果山，位於沙漠地帶，山上山下寸草不生。由於上界元子彈99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawysfD97lb
爆裂，產生肥沃的土壤，使花果山方圓百裏變的有花、有果，成為名副其實的——花果山！）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTd5ej8Jdf
（山上莫名其妙地會聚了一群猴子）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4rWYVZhTU
（由於上界在此進行了上千年的元子彈試驗，一個路過的猴子慘遭輻射，導致基因突變，成99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhlK0yrw60
為神猴！親們，因為神猴是元子彈產生的，所以這裏我們先稱神猴為——元猴。）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitZRdhN8e9
（山上的群猴正在水裏洗澡、玩耍，元猴走到水邊，準備跳入水中）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOEi2CY1a5
通背猿猴：等等！（一把攔住元猴）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ868LtSatdi
元猴：幹嘛？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GblPANNrm
通背猿猴：你要幹嘛？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqmZbMhPm8
元猴：我打算洗個澡。可以吧？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkTIrLutKy
通背猿猴：可以。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWCqvrxkQ7
（元猴想跳入水中，又被一把攔住）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡky6cYAMROc
元猴：你要幹嘛？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5AsqzqUxq
通背猿猴：我……我聞到你身上有股怪味兒。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMOYRHRf0k
元猴：不是怪味兒，是火藥味兒。你的鼻子出問題了，勸你趕快去看五官科的太醫。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPzPwrL5O1
通背猿猴：你身上怎麽會有火藥味兒？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnSMFjzUna
元猴：說來話長。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTXGD0kQOS
通背猿猴：我想聽聽。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtmrjrp0rg
元猴：我急著洗澡，我洗澡先怎樣？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmA1U07azw
通背猿猴：我急著聽你的話，你說先怎樣？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTg9TpXVXi
元猴：好吧。關於我身上的火藥味兒～～～99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdc46Scy8J
通背猿猴：嗯……99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMjd6jqxjV
元猴：一不小心就有了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSabkowNem
通背猿猴：啊。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucwNtDzM8m
（噗通！元猴縱身跳入水中）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflrCkRCCHJ
通背猿猴：哇！這個入水動作，簡直太美了！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hA4Hx02CV
（群猴繼續在水裏玩耍。忽然，聽到一個猴子大叫！）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ257ZFApHqE
猴子甲：有黑洞！有黑洞！……99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c2FUAPQi5
（猴子甲指著上流的瀑布處大叫著，水中群猴都被吸引上岸）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAdgMYoXTn
通背猿猴：黑洞？什麽是黑洞啊？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfZUJuKGf7
元猴：笨豬！黑洞就是沒有燈光和火光的洞啦！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5ao2NLQik
通背猿猴：貌似你知道很多。你進去看看怎樣？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFRCUmu1oR
元猴：有誰進去過沒有？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLszGSrM84
通背猿猴：剛發現的，應該沒有。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwQbTsqb5I
元猴：我可沒那個膽量。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkOXJLRac7
通背猿猴：那你瞎嚷嚷什麽？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ321gRJxVqm
元猴：我看你不了解，解釋一下給你聽嘍。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE07jf5exZs
通背猿猴：哪個膽大的敢進洞看看啊？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzafOJrM3wT
（眾猴不語）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBTlWB9Bvi
通背猿猴：誰敢進黑洞，我們就拜他為王！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMVEcYJRlv
（眾猴又不語。過了一會兒）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtgnx1Y4Pu
元猴：我進去看看怎樣？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbqwioufzh
通背猿猴：你怎麽過了一會兒才說出來？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNwMCzpLGA
元猴：我一向很謙虛，沒想到諸位比我更謙虛。我花時間考慮了一下，最後做出決定，所以99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFHG08S3Do
過了一會兒。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptqAnMAQ8k
通背猿猴：廢話少說！你這就進洞吧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEk30J2kBuC
元猴：我有個要求。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfO85MbqxK
通背猿猴：說。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpcTS2sFsv
元猴：我聽說身體進入黑洞可能會導致時空穿越，如果我進黑洞後穿越到500年前或500年後，猴王不但做不成，我從此還消失了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMikeIDMn4
通背猿猴：你想怎樣？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxobEr2zwFw
元猴：你們總的建個標誌性的建築紀念紀念我吧？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BMr8qF6tn
通背猿猴：好！你消失後就在此給你立個牌子，上寫：某某某在此穿越！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhxZDr4eJA
元猴：牌子的原料要選非常堅硬的石頭，「某某某在此穿越！」要選用利刀深深的刻在石頭上面，還要……99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiBqaPsa0a
通背猿猴：好！好！好！都答應你！你快進去吧！進去吧！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXYu9RDZs4
（通背猿猴雙手一推元猴，元猴飛身離地，穿過瀑布，進入黑洞）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanykyALgn4
（黑洞內金光閃閃！）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatWDOn45jY
元猴：哇！難道這裏是座寶藏？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49vERVINKC
（走近一看，石壁上有10個閃閃發光的大字：花果山福地，水簾洞洞天。）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kL8oSmuEi
元猴：靠！我以為是金銀珠寶，原來只是幾個閃光字。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEyG5EHJEQ
（砰！一聲，拿出一火把點亮。環視洞中，發現有石鍋、石竈、石碗、石杯、石盆、99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPzVOQmxbQ
石床、石凳……）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5JL2GzlKv
元猴：這兒家具挺全的，以前應該有人居住。不會是山頂洞人吧？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7bHNhvXGD
（洞外）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiW9tRA1zaQ
眾猴：怎麽還不出來？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ocoG6hTVu
通背猿猴：唉！我們為他立碑吧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF72SDzmQNG
（嗖——！一聲，但見瀑布處水花濺出，緊接著有一不明飛行物飛出黑洞！）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4Zv1dUosa
通背猿猴：有飛碟！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL3cwMVAzi
（不明飛行物一落地，卻是元猴。眾猴圍上）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxajeErEUvt
眾猴：黑洞裏邊有什麽？黑洞裏邊有什麽？…………99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AYTxlDu26
元猴：這個……99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3b8q6nkGI
通背猿猴：某某某，黑洞裏邊有什麽？快說！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUmIDEAvTO
眾猴：某某某快說！某某某快說！……99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHMWi6muos
元猴：諸位，你們對我的稱謂，是不是該換換了？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVggLHkFJHV
通背猿猴：什麽稱謂換換什麽啦？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bFfLcQiit
元猴：你當眾說，誰敢進洞就拜誰為王。我進去了。你們這幫無賴還不拜我為王！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCeArwwHwK
通背猿猴：哈哈！不好意思。我們一時心急想知道黑洞的秘密，把那事忘了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWJw0EHEdU
元猴：現在想起來了吧？用不用我再提醒你們一遍？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JkQlKu51x
通背猿猴：不用！不用！都來拜見我們的大王！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3sS5XepCV
眾猴：拜見大王！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSatCerbc9g
（群猴俯首而拜，高呼：大王萬歲！）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2siwN4UGn
通背猿猴：大王啊，黑洞裏面……99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPN3izvwySo
猴王：黑洞裏面是個三室兩廳兩衛的房子。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViXZoFiiiK
通背猿猴：原來是個三居室。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sps9vfdQD
猴王：可以這麽說。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmmqJqHeYr
通背猿猴：房子不小，可惜容不下我們全部入住。留著給大王住吧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPBYEFu8tF
猴王：雖是個三居室，可每居都有上百平米，足夠我們全全入住。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhDjbI2XNd
通背猿猴：哦！這樣的話，我們就和大王群居！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPx31kp4wS
猴王：是同居！你用詞文雅一點好不好？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofJOJ3phWp
通背猿猴：我們什麽時候搬進去？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOsvw1stxj
猴王：現在就搬。隨我來！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa3JL9nz90
（群猴跟著猴王飛入洞中）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCVebCLXVu
（在洞內，眾猴張燈結彩，手舞足蹈，歡天喜地！）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSmecjSa9G
（通背猿猴看到那幾個閃光的字）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkBMV2uIM6
通背猿猴：哈哈！原來這黑洞叫水簾洞。好名字！好名字呀！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFd7XW1KYz1
猴子甲：大王，你也應該有個好名字才好。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysGkoG1aoN
猴王：你們稱我為王，我已經心滿意足。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8WCX5HUfX
通背猿猴：大王，我看到你縱身跳水的姿勢非常的美，那一瞬間，使我終身難忘。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9QYL7mzkv
猴王：待會兒出去，我再跳給你看。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJtiRGG7bV
通背猿猴：不如，我們就稱你為美猴王吧！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4SWTnhYPD
猴王：美猴王？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbV6E5SpPws
群猴：美猴王！美猴王！美猴王！…………99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0n8hjSx43c
猴王：隨你們的便啦。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAadCL7DtGX
猴子甲：大王叫美猴王，我叫麗猴王！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBDER6Byfp
猴子乙：我叫帥猴王！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn5s6GAcye
猴子丙：我叫酷猴王！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZROdDCE77U
…………99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLx25360fW
（美猴王把通背猿猴叫道一旁）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUcaSPYEto
美猴王：你打算叫什麽？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYmz7awyjK
通背猿猴：好名字都被他們搶了，我無所謂了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIfgr0ZS0e
美猴王：你貴姓？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdtXbZWJpY
通背猿猴：姓通。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDSjEB9F9R
美猴王：名字？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLUKbcnV1u
通背猿猴：背。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsg2xL7WzA
美猴王：背什麽？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsADR0cqXxq
通背猿猴：只有一個背。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QsYmkPxX8
美猴王：嗯，本大王冊封你為通背猴王怎樣？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH16G3EakQR
通背猿猴：好名字！大王有文采！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPrN848phP
（至此，花果山水簾洞建立了以美猴王為首的猴王帝國！）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudBGtJQ2CL
（一日，美猴王正在設宴與群臣喝酒，傳令猴急匆匆跑進水簾洞）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdoSyZFTOl
傳令猴：報告大王，出事了！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkc0Cg8qoQx
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傳令猴：帥猴王在攀山時不小心墜入懸崖摔死了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvIihMZX7y
美猴王：啊！我的帥愛卿，你去的太早了！55555……（痛哭流涕）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wMJqmnqAI
（美猴王在花果山為帥猴王舉行了莊嚴隆重的葬禮。葬禮上，群猴紛紛落淚。）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LCTOM2j9w
（群猴都不哭了，只有美猴王哭泣不止）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aC979mzRX
通背猿猴：大王，猴死不能復生。希望你……99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYY66Vzp5A
美猴王：55555……（哭的更加厲害）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpmt7WVlgt
群猴：大王，別哭了。帥猴王永遠活在我們心中。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4hQ4HIAcj
美猴王：我不是僅僅為我的帥愛卿而哭，他只不過是去的早了一點。諸位想一想，百年之後我們都會像帥猴王一樣離開這個美麗富饒的花果山，離開這個逍遙自在世界。你們不覺得這樣的結局很悲慘嗎？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHjiQKtKdP
（群猴聽罷，一個個掩面悲啼！）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgNHMZwZlA
通背猿猴：大王，你的意思是，我們活的再長久，都不免一死？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUp8UXdnA9n
美猴王：嗯啊！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRfw2jyRCf
通背猿猴：大王想要長生不死，不是沒有辦法。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gRADp2RJj
美猴王：不是沒有辦法就是有辦法了？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMSmNPYqGA
通背猿猴：嗯啊！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5cspoBCyW
美猴王：快說！快說！快說！快說！快說！快說！………99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCRIvhyEgQ
通背猿猴：在海外的古洞仙山住有神仙，大王可登門拜訪，學個長生不老之術，不生不滅，與天地山川齊壽！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtwahNDFBA
美猴王：來人！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuYD2PQZ10
傳令猴：大王何事？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsgZQbMyts
美猴王：備船！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSieHlXqjSv
傳令猴：是！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAOxF3YIHl
（嗖——！猴王乘船漂洋過海尋訪神仙去了）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfyqme5N1I
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