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（天地間一聲巨響，出現一朵巨大的蘑菇雲。）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37b2b3wACc
（天庭）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRzuewHWVY
（靈霄殿）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9sNYq9RIs
（玉帝正趴在桌子上睡覺）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpynKx07jav
傳令官：報——！！！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX396Hb9y5t
（玉帝一驚，伸著懶腰醒來）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuQxXq6p7S
玉帝：什麽事啊？這麽大聲？又打擾我睡覺。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC8SK0RwAx
傳令官：千裏眼、順風耳在殿外求見。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtE1s4euVh
玉帝：傳。（趴在桌上繼續睡覺）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8Ucs6k1Mq
（千裏眼和順風耳興致勃勃的走上殿來）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHmMj2WG31
千裏眼：陛下，我們耗時千年研製的元子神彈，今日在下界爆裂成功啦！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjj0KVofEp
玉帝（猛地醒來）：哦！真的？耶！耶！（狂喜）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAhcgbI99T
順風耳：元子神彈爆裂的聲音太巨大了，竟震壞我兩個耳膜。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAf7xRjXns
玉帝：你不是有九九八十一個耳膜嗎？震壞兩個算什麽？別大驚小怪的。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylfJoABuy3
千裏眼：元子神彈爆裂時發出強烈刺眼的光線……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmC0oW0p9gT
玉帝：啊！你的眼睛沒受傷害吧？你只有兩只眼睛。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBwm6QZbeR
千裏眼：哈哈！沒，沒。我戴墨鏡看的。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcirjU4bob
玉帝：算你小子聰明！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbisoj6Eve
千裏眼：元子神彈爆裂後生成直沖天庭像蘑菇一般巨大的雲煙，壯觀無比！我從來沒看到過那麽美麗的景色。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY78xOGYTFz
順風耳：元子神彈爆裂的余音不斷，聽得我心曠神怡。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYygscHEw7
玉帝：哦？這麽壯觀的場景怎麽不早先告我？！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7s23xZ9EB
千裏眼：陛下，你忘了我的眼睛有錄製功能。我已經把神彈爆裂實況全部錄製下來，你想看隨時就可以看。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8zMjLn4wp
玉帝：真有你小子的！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sUSYn8kqY
順風耳：可惜我的耳朵沒錄製功能，沒錄下元子神彈的爆裂聲音。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsfX9lBjDl
玉帝：唉！沒關系，就當看無聲電影吧。小順子，下去把你的耳朵改造改造。你不知道聲音也在滅絕嗎？隨時隨地錄製聲音，很具有生物學價值。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVKIbWKJ3v
順風耳：謝陛下指點。等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候，微臣絕對會全全錄製元子神彈的聲音。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNQvfO2FHD
千裏眼：等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候，微臣會戴上彩色的眼鏡，不會讓你再看黑白電影。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbvJVdKP7D
玉帝：都給我住口！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5UrLyAtFr
千裏眼/順風耳：陛下，我們的想法難道不好嗎？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQvWFv4qeG
玉帝：是好想法。做為你們的老大，我常常教導你們，做神要低調，不要張口閉口神啊神的。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QcLjatPhO
千裏眼/順風耳：臣等明白！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38KedjdzHQ
玉帝：以後說起元子神彈要去掉「神」字，改稱——元子彈。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioBmQMIR7P
千裏眼/順風耳：元子彈？？？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblamdfWxSA
（在下界元子彈的爆裂處——花果山，位於沙漠地帶，山上山下寸草不生。由於上界元子彈75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvZlv2rjNS
爆裂，產生肥沃的土壤，使花果山方圓百裏變的有花、有果，成為名副其實的——花果山！）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylw7SioA4n
（山上莫名其妙地會聚了一群猴子）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTX5W21eyJ
（由於上界在此進行了上千年的元子彈試驗，一個路過的猴子慘遭輻射，導致基因突變，成75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc5mxqSuOk
為神猴！親們，因為神猴是元子彈產生的，所以這裏我們先稱神猴為——元猴。）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhd6NsXf45
（山上的群猴正在水裏洗澡、玩耍，元猴走到水邊，準備跳入水中）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UDVHaAKip
通背猿猴：等等！（一把攔住元猴）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXNuuLrrva
元猴：幹嘛？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlGYG7BOXm
通背猿猴：你要幹嘛？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KziAqzdvY
元猴：我打算洗個澡。可以吧？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGd2NOIRtUe
通背猿猴：可以。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzq0Yyxbme
（元猴想跳入水中，又被一把攔住）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpABKVC9nz8
元猴：你要幹嘛？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMT2aelj0Q
通背猿猴：我……我聞到你身上有股怪味兒。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFjehy3Jsj
元猴：不是怪味兒，是火藥味兒。你的鼻子出問題了，勸你趕快去看五官科的太醫。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdPWOJqs74
通背猿猴：你身上怎麽會有火藥味兒？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkIacmh2X8
元猴：說來話長。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoqRLNphGh
通背猿猴：我想聽聽。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rpAnKeao0
元猴：我急著洗澡，我洗澡先怎樣？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqcv6TzxfH
通背猿猴：我急著聽你的話，你說先怎樣？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3Tck8L4G9
元猴：好吧。關於我身上的火藥味兒～～～75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzWfp0CzST
通背猿猴：嗯……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv17N1Tq2D
元猴：一不小心就有了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fp3eeA71M
通背猿猴：啊。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiMMxXBJDf
（噗通！元猴縱身跳入水中）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoyZRQNCR0
通背猿猴：哇！這個入水動作，簡直太美了！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KpyVpEaXW
（群猴繼續在水裏玩耍。忽然，聽到一個猴子大叫！）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtJeLTJguO
猴子甲：有黑洞！有黑洞！……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yML5Qi25Y
（猴子甲指著上流的瀑布處大叫著，水中群猴都被吸引上岸）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxzJVUBNYq
通背猿猴：黑洞？什麽是黑洞啊？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUV8xTTtt6
元猴：笨豬！黑洞就是沒有燈光和火光的洞啦！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpxF9dPPAC
通背猿猴：貌似你知道很多。你進去看看怎樣？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNNyMgUl6M
元猴：有誰進去過沒有？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGY7eh6u5F
通背猿猴：剛發現的，應該沒有。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC4GM1me83
元猴：我可沒那個膽量。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01AcjLvSp6
通背猿猴：那你瞎嚷嚷什麽？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuQ6xi54Wn
元猴：我看你不了解，解釋一下給你聽嘍。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5YvNGoPUU
通背猿猴：哪個膽大的敢進洞看看啊？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tB4c9Nrz3
（眾猴不語）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcak6CV2EW
通背猿猴：誰敢進黑洞，我們就拜他為王！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xqu2fgsbK
（眾猴又不語。過了一會兒）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaVlsqG4KM
元猴：我進去看看怎樣？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZtllUqfRQ
通背猿猴：你怎麽過了一會兒才說出來？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47g60n2X22
元猴：我一向很謙虛，沒想到諸位比我更謙虛。我花時間考慮了一下，最後做出決定，所以75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwSdA1jMaa
過了一會兒。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdV0hKSSJVO
通背猿猴：廢話少說！你這就進洞吧。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UJtENzK9K
元猴：我有個要求。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBQ2IvjXIr
通背猿猴：說。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw53pyaM8N
元猴：我聽說身體進入黑洞可能會導致時空穿越，如果我進黑洞後穿越到500年前或500年後，猴王不但做不成，我從此還消失了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKRcTkPE55
通背猿猴：你想怎樣？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5GPabdset
元猴：你們總的建個標誌性的建築紀念紀念我吧？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObVqf3vpVA
通背猿猴：好！你消失後就在此給你立個牌子，上寫：某某某在此穿越！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboq0R3eHAs
元猴：牌子的原料要選非常堅硬的石頭，「某某某在此穿越！」要選用利刀深深的刻在石頭上面，還要……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BuMdt8HMZ
通背猿猴：好！好！好！都答應你！你快進去吧！進去吧！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVHLdI4nbZ
（通背猿猴雙手一推元猴，元猴飛身離地，穿過瀑布，進入黑洞）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutl5QzbsFb
（黑洞內金光閃閃！）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxwc3omWbk
元猴：哇！難道這裏是座寶藏？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSypNqqTuEo
（走近一看，石壁上有10個閃閃發光的大字：花果山福地，水簾洞洞天。）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PxuTxAoHz
元猴：靠！我以為是金銀珠寶，原來只是幾個閃光字。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBJtaIG29p
（砰！一聲，拿出一火把點亮。環視洞中，發現有石鍋、石竈、石碗、石杯、石盆、75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRIgtZK1zy
石床、石凳……）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC1fX1UiJP
元猴：這兒家具挺全的，以前應該有人居住。不會是山頂洞人吧？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynwze0l9GC
（洞外）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpDNrPqvhi
眾猴：怎麽還不出來？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhICRAvqfVu
通背猿猴：唉！我們為他立碑吧。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZgUzYRQH6
（嗖——！一聲，但見瀑布處水花濺出，緊接著有一不明飛行物飛出黑洞！）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzElVqMnWb
通背猿猴：有飛碟！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DWsIOCIro
（不明飛行物一落地，卻是元猴。眾猴圍上）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbScjPnMzsQ
眾猴：黑洞裏邊有什麽？黑洞裏邊有什麽？…………75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO8hyf7E11
元猴：這個……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhMtFxnrwm
通背猿猴：某某某，黑洞裏邊有什麽？快說！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOGqjCwge2
眾猴：某某某快說！某某某快說！……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtE4HFtZRM3
元猴：諸位，你們對我的稱謂，是不是該換換了？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAWXFsAAv4
通背猿猴：什麽稱謂換換什麽啦？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8Uimkl4Id
元猴：你當眾說，誰敢進洞就拜誰為王。我進去了。你們這幫無賴還不拜我為王！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMq3fRa7nbY
通背猿猴：哈哈！不好意思。我們一時心急想知道黑洞的秘密，把那事忘了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2bKTROrcb
元猴：現在想起來了吧？用不用我再提醒你們一遍？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32MDSi0aIz
通背猿猴：不用！不用！都來拜見我們的大王！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXBbeqtz1H
眾猴：拜見大王！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkJz2yuQwM
（群猴俯首而拜，高呼：大王萬歲！）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIWJaHX8TW
通背猿猴：大王啊，黑洞裏面……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5ZqtqUetX
猴王：黑洞裏面是個三室兩廳兩衛的房子。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPudMSH4TC
通背猿猴：原來是個三居室。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKXl3ER6iB
猴王：可以這麽說。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarnn3VY5gO
通背猿猴：房子不小，可惜容不下我們全部入住。留著給大王住吧。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3Je0JjtO4
猴王：雖是個三居室，可每居都有上百平米，足夠我們全全入住。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP3VUS6Xns
通背猿猴：哦！這樣的話，我們就和大王群居！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtPRraG5sw
猴王：是同居！你用詞文雅一點好不好？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMzy2p1ffq
通背猿猴：我們什麽時候搬進去？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICpH7U3oIA
猴王：現在就搬。隨我來！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39rnKZRir5
（群猴跟著猴王飛入洞中）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVenFDLfOK
（在洞內，眾猴張燈結彩，手舞足蹈，歡天喜地！）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2tV8ETsrF
（通背猿猴看到那幾個閃光的字）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYweGsCVhpO
通背猿猴：哈哈！原來這黑洞叫水簾洞。好名字！好名字呀！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOvkBVnMu9
猴子甲：大王，你也應該有個好名字才好。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmrpRK07gW
猴王：你們稱我為王，我已經心滿意足。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9s9ZqstDBk
通背猿猴：大王，我看到你縱身跳水的姿勢非常的美，那一瞬間，使我終身難忘。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzkskTIsbi
猴王：待會兒出去，我再跳給你看。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VFY1Apubi
通背猿猴：不如，我們就稱你為美猴王吧！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYg7LWwlIW
猴王：美猴王？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD8dMSAHJv
群猴：美猴王！美猴王！美猴王！…………75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5IcbvsbqM
猴王：隨你們的便啦。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwAStQRHWv
猴子甲：大王叫美猴王，我叫麗猴王！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiMhjBEVSR
猴子乙：我叫帥猴王！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0rLXSegeE
猴子丙：我叫酷猴王！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hKEqx0KAd
…………75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh18NwoDSW5
（美猴王把通背猿猴叫道一旁）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPkuiJ6nm9
美猴王：你打算叫什麽？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWPW74Pu3Z
通背猿猴：好名字都被他們搶了，我無所謂了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPk58T30lP
美猴王：你貴姓？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzl6gBjaNfa
通背猿猴：姓通。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFGSwdlSjG
美猴王：名字？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgP4sBwPIz
通背猿猴：背。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqbcyC29IO
美猴王：背什麽？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4SCWV2vmX
通背猿猴：只有一個背。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMtblEABaU
美猴王：嗯，本大王冊封你為通背猴王怎樣？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbBh01aGaO
通背猿猴：好名字！大王有文采！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjAGEbkaic
（至此，花果山水簾洞建立了以美猴王為首的猴王帝國！）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeAry92U4n
（一日，美猴王正在設宴與群臣喝酒，傳令猴急匆匆跑進水簾洞）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbkZvX5qV5
傳令猴：報告大王，出事了！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKr1mAjciq
美猴王：愛卿何事驚慌？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdlu3PJzRb
傳令猴：帥猴王在攀山時不小心墜入懸崖摔死了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJixHQxr45c
美猴王：啊！我的帥愛卿，你去的太早了！55555……（痛哭流涕）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX54u8ECPyq
（美猴王在花果山為帥猴王舉行了莊嚴隆重的葬禮。葬禮上，群猴紛紛落淚。）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQymWqsKeTn
（群猴都不哭了，只有美猴王哭泣不止）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡku99SaMELF
通背猿猴：大王，猴死不能復生。希望你……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lXCU4GWgn
美猴王：55555……（哭的更加厲害）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelMoBkqvL2
群猴：大王，別哭了。帥猴王永遠活在我們心中。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIqHX0B7pD
美猴王：我不是僅僅為我的帥愛卿而哭，他只不過是去的早了一點。諸位想一想，百年之後我們都會像帥猴王一樣離開這個美麗富饒的花果山，離開這個逍遙自在世界。你們不覺得這樣的結局很悲慘嗎？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIJ8Mb15tn
（群猴聽罷，一個個掩面悲啼！）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMB1OwoY7A
通背猿猴：大王，你的意思是，我們活的再長久，都不免一死？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKkgQsUpkk
美猴王：嗯啊！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6r52xJPJRf
通背猿猴：大王想要長生不死，不是沒有辦法。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7Qek5aKzx
美猴王：不是沒有辦法就是有辦法了？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP2BgGt8Mh
通背猿猴：嗯啊！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08ov3Vc18c
美猴王：快說！快說！快說！快說！快說！快說！………75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyRTT2NpED
通背猿猴：在海外的古洞仙山住有神仙，大王可登門拜訪，學個長生不老之術，不生不滅，與天地山川齊壽！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr0hsAUGnx
美猴王：來人！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeM1y8PPJx
傳令猴：大王何事？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vlOmOjDOX
美猴王：備船！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rZHkqAg20
傳令猴：是！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN04l9znjKg
（嗖——！猴王乘船漂洋過海尋訪神仙去了）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8G6QO5kvW
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