孫悟空走進蟠桃園，眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃，沈沈欲墜。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2cQfBEjlO
悟空：我得小心點。掉下一個，會砸到人。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2nD6Vf2TE
忽然，地上冒出一陣白色煙霧，煙霧裏閃出一人，乃是本園的土地。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRioRjFTlI
悟空：誰呀？誰呀？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRVbFQTPNK
悟空捂住鼻子，咳咳幾聲。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SUddsFTIa
土地：大聖，到此何事？我是這兒土地。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBbcjyHdQ9
悟空：我奉玉帝點差，代管蟠桃園，今天查園。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdY8b0oMF40
土地：園主，你是第一次來吧？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmyCfDBPEq
悟空：是。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEoUqffn1b
土地：我，給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMtnKRhwaW
悟空：先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你，以後從地下冒出，別放煙霧，汙染空氣。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjdYwMAue7
土地：大聖，剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsNENPfSqV
悟空：無塵、無菌？我怎麽聞到咳嗽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdqzyMZP9h
土地：這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧，是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧，引發咳嗽，還有利健康。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXuPorRVit
悟空：是麽？那我放心啦。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYSbVjTuvT
土地：好了，我給你介紹一下本園。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPuCSMWWt4
悟空：很需要。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TnekKvsLk
土地：這蟠桃園的桃樹，一望無際。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDy6GnhKAC5
悟空：看到了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jamfenLQh
土地：每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2itXbAIYv5
悟空：也看到了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSTD72Ndcm
土地：樹上的仙桃，受重力的影響，沈沈欲墜。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1OB8RuVZJ
悟空：這點不知道。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWobP6wvQ0
土地：這蟠桃園的桃，人吃了成仙得道，體健身輕，霞舉飛升，長生不老。與天地齊壽，日月同庚。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3sorSKBXH
悟空：狗吃了會怎樣？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxGtNnY44K
土地：啊。。。我們上界，從不拿動物做實驗。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ka8uQUcjo
悟空：我有點餓，吃一個。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAMIZfVuQo
土地：不能，不能。這些仙果，嚴禁私人私吃，需玉帝批準。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxtnxlZpZB
悟空：這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子，隨時有可能掉下一個，砸到人砸死人，你負責啊？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeENwXM9hNo
土地：當然是你做園主的負責。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGkoGLynU3
悟空：是我負責，安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下，等會你我同吃，89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmvNPaLnFm
不是我私人私吃，無需玉帝批準。怎樣？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgDTvGKJEH
土地：好耶！我早餓了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lI9amSdjJ
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃，和土地一頓狂吃。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPYR2i41FV
悟空：我吃飽了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhYRNg1GTy
土地：我早吃飽了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVT3XHhPrT
悟空：吃飽你還吃個不停？別吃出人命，安全第一。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpin3lYxTbo
土地：我好久沒吃，想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP061pAyi2H
悟空：你看，那邊、那邊，還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全，我想繼續清理一下。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRBE1BKbTy
土地：已經吃飽了，你還弄那麽多幹嗎？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BmjsC2Awq
悟空：打包帶回家。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw5Lqu5VUz
土地：哈哈！我幫你繼續。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwlQWZ1NYt
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃，都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENplviuYWX
土地：這下變安全了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYE4MU8kNB
悟空：過一陣子，小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKxi9mDg2J
土地：你我繼續清理。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AO6WntOpi
悟空：除清理之外，我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiomXE5qlds
土地：這樣更安全啦。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5kIwn85Uo
某日，孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7JwWb908z
這時，來了一幫仙女，個個手挎花籃。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtnPOZSvHo
悟空：什麽人？有沒有通行證？怎麽進來的？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHeWEqlGCy
仙女：大聖，我們一步一步走進來的。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnVa0EK1gp
悟空：進來也先招呼一聲，小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2WbJeFhVv
仙女：王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命，到此摘桃。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V5LYLllkZ
悟空：哦，王母要開Party。不早說，我幫你們摘。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAJSVJbQj3
悟空幫仙女摘桃，邊摘邊聊天。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPO9ItW5La
悟空：王母開Party，都邀請誰參加？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfKbOvezY1
仙女：很多人。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YFTTAQW0m
悟空：說說。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLazuas16E
仙女：有，西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢，南方南極觀音，東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁，北方北極玄靈，中央黃極黃角大仙。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWK1O6vE3S
悟空：人挺多的。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGtxRqoHu4
仙女：還有五鬥星君，上八洞三清、四帝，太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘，海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXuKbMfet7
悟空：還有哪位？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB68Cqag7Za
仙女：沒了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuq2yAz0HiD
悟空：人也沒多少。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZv5fySEN9X
仙女：摘桃。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW13ZEbpF2T
悟空：怎麽沒請我？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt2B8zVUFo
仙女：座位滿了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGbcm8NcJ7
悟空：理解。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMrRnfuoS1
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃，走了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMu3cMRra6H
土地：大聖，你真不愧是齊天大聖！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbl1uCdSu8u
悟空：怎麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcTqR422Qu
土地：王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會，你一點不生氣。有氣量！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFQKcfJuu6
悟空：蟠桃我吃的想吐，參加什麽蟠桃勝會？切！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0dznaVvnw
土地：你不知……89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0ThHUCkhy
悟空：我睡會兒覺，醒來叫你，繼續打牌。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxl2f9ahmL6
悟空在樹上睡著了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsw7OYYiF1U
不知什麽時候，蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空，被酒香熏醒。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPm4ZsezYFv
悟空：土地，你喝酒也不叫我？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Adnjunfbe
土地：園主，我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nSK8KUKmF
悟空：沒喝酒，哪來的酒香？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1fkID7iLS
土地：這酒香呀，是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rE8wVi4GR
悟空：蟠桃盛會有酒筵？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9maNUQuiJn
土地：有。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JvNVCQoyI
悟空：你怎麽不早說！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMtsYUjXLG
土地：早在你睡前我想說，我還沒說，你睡了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FsLggJSKs
悟空：這裏暫時交給你。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXZhkyyShS
土地：你去哪？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hESpYvoKS
悟空：參加蟠桃勝宴。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7S09YJOI9J
土地：王母沒請你。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgxgTNY1Mj
悟空：那麽多人，容易混進去。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbB6qTgVwr0
土地：你說你不去。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRNfhljTfb
悟空：我現在想去。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJD4s5sRT3H
土地：小心。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYQsgLNoP3
悟空：放心。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlkbzrwoAh
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒，飛向瑤池閣。飛著，飛著，聞到一陣臭味。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fAzpRR5e6
悟空：怎麽變了味兒？方向有誤？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbvRAYhJP3
這時，赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXW1JmR4q5
悟空：大仙去哪？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfiiU2Y07H
赤腳大仙：王母請我到瑤池閣，參加蟠桃勝會。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zKuTyLs40
悟空：參加勝會的人很多，勝會是公共場合，你應該註意一下自己的衛生。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavXUjfJvrQ
赤腳大仙：啥意思？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZrrn43r1n
悟空：你腳臭，需要洗洗。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSUpka4aHc
赤腳大仙：我腳臭，大家都知道。我不洗，我急著趕路，不能遲到。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaL76VAasVq
悟空：以前你不洗，以後你不洗，但是，這次的勝會，你必須洗。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaMcc6KWRo
赤腳大仙：有這麽嚴重？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRTYBMzQOR
悟空：這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行，不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間，你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈，重者把人臭死。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYQnojLdJS
赤腳大仙：啊！我回去洗腳，我回去洗腳。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnaZpDgEU1
孫悟空來到瑤池閣，看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒，正在散發著酒香。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2Bvz3VQci
悟空：怎麽沒人？酒香在不停的散發，等酒精蒸發，仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒，我先喝了！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrGAdqLzz0
桌上，還有龍肝和鳳髓，熊掌與猩唇。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxE5J1ROG7
悟空：不拿動物做試驗，拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們，這些我全吃了！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4e51Bqhjgg
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝，酒後搖搖擺擺，亂闖亂撞，走到兜率宮。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLo1CzuuW5
悟空：兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說，這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1f6ivmX7N
孫悟空進了兜率宮，看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火，丹爐旁邊，掛了很多葫蘆。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQzWjRQMX5
悟空：規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮，代表玉帝，搗毀你的造假窩點，為仙除害。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dd3sibnGz
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆，倒出藥丸，扔進火爐。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJFBpZXtUj
突然間！呼～地一聲，藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0kEm4cCbw
悟空：額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥，這是火藥啊！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmJNhSp5xE
火爐繼續向外噴火，越噴火越大。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWVukrUFjX
悟空：這麽多火藥，扔進有限的空間，爆炸的威力，不可想象！天宮又有危險，我又要返回地球。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoE54SsAOZ
孫悟空又返回地球，返回花果山。途中，聽到天宮一聲巨響。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlqIU5yP2u
悟空：幸好閃的快，不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏，多沒面子。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiCqvMAfVV
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