孫悟空走進蟠桃園,眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃,沈沈欲墜。102Please respect copyright.PENANAgE64XNqFp8
悟空:我得小心點。掉下一個,會砸到人。102Please respect copyright.PENANACwaTKAd3ep
忽然,地上冒出一陣白色煙霧,煙霧裏閃出一人,乃是本園的土地。102Please respect copyright.PENANA8MH2MVxmOW
悟空:誰呀?誰呀?102Please respect copyright.PENANA8fOIIxbjKQ
悟空捂住鼻子,咳咳幾聲。102Please respect copyright.PENANA3ibza9q5sz
土地:大聖,到此何事?我是這兒土地。102Please respect copyright.PENANAAoKFFV3JuI
悟空:我奉玉帝點差,代管蟠桃園,今天查園。102Please respect copyright.PENANAzsNsEzEbak
土地:園主,你是第一次來吧?102Please respect copyright.PENANADT7IYwnLHD
悟空:是。102Please respect copyright.PENANAKRgIkwVaKw
土地:我,給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。102Please respect copyright.PENANAzElVgrvXnV
悟空:先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你,以後從地下冒出,別放煙霧,汙染空氣。102Please respect copyright.PENANAP4ZwODE9vg
土地:大聖,剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。102Please respect copyright.PENANAYex3Vn7oGd
悟空:無塵、無菌?我怎麽聞到咳嗽?102Please respect copyright.PENANAsM2b1QDJZs
土地:這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧,是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧,引發咳嗽,還有利健康。102Please respect copyright.PENANA560nvmNQwl
悟空:是麽?那我放心啦。102Please respect copyright.PENANAk5vaVaZUlU
土地:好了,我給你介紹一下本園。102Please respect copyright.PENANAtG6UZuaexO
悟空:很需要。102Please respect copyright.PENANAxe9TF7dZsK
土地:這蟠桃園的桃樹,一望無際。102Please respect copyright.PENANA1a347rXXZE
悟空:看到了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAORnOJdyq9w
土地:每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。102Please respect copyright.PENANAXIVEdM24QT
悟空:也看到了。102Please respect copyright.PENANA8LawJwjeTN
土地:樹上的仙桃,受重力的影響,沈沈欲墜。102Please respect copyright.PENANAdGx1bSUikg
悟空:這點不知道。102Please respect copyright.PENANArwhzEE3hf5
土地:這蟠桃園的桃,人吃了成仙得道,體健身輕,霞舉飛升,長生不老。與天地齊壽,日月同庚。102Please respect copyright.PENANAxa72WTPZyI
悟空:狗吃了會怎樣?102Please respect copyright.PENANAF2atl3nufx
土地:啊。。。我們上界,從不拿動物做實驗。102Please respect copyright.PENANAAfbb1tg6fn
悟空:我有點餓,吃一個。102Please respect copyright.PENANA7xbUfUsBLk
土地:不能,不能。這些仙果,嚴禁私人私吃,需玉帝批準。102Please respect copyright.PENANADl9XCIiHxb
悟空:這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子,隨時有可能掉下一個,砸到人砸死人,你負責啊?102Please respect copyright.PENANAvENso6G0Bv
土地:當然是你做園主的負責。102Please respect copyright.PENANA0p2IfvOc1I
悟空:是我負責,安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下,等會你我同吃,102Please respect copyright.PENANAjYZUwIM2hm
不是我私人私吃,無需玉帝批準。怎樣?102Please respect copyright.PENANAdiZrNL0ph2
土地:好耶!我早餓了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAUa9tLo8zwQ
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃,和土地一頓狂吃。102Please respect copyright.PENANAlA7w1DuzJY
悟空:我吃飽了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAwe0G6512tc
土地:我早吃飽了。102Please respect copyright.PENANA2lBRHDNKUB
悟空:吃飽你還吃個不停?別吃出人命,安全第一。102Please respect copyright.PENANA2HjAjm4p8V
土地:我好久沒吃,想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。102Please respect copyright.PENANAhxoq8kYdyb
悟空:你看,那邊、那邊,還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全,我想繼續清理一下。102Please respect copyright.PENANATLNCIvolBP
土地:已經吃飽了,你還弄那麽多幹嗎?102Please respect copyright.PENANAsS94tS6cJA
悟空:打包帶回家。102Please respect copyright.PENANAG4CGCxr0wM
土地:哈哈!我幫你繼續。102Please respect copyright.PENANAAqkdWKe69h
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃,都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。102Please respect copyright.PENANAXUTgrJrB0w
土地:這下變安全了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAp747yJRVf7
悟空:過一陣子,小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。102Please respect copyright.PENANAnvjph9ciEP
土地:你我繼續清理。102Please respect copyright.PENANA2BcvDPtIN4
悟空:除清理之外,我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。102Please respect copyright.PENANAI1sWPEo2a8
土地:這樣更安全啦。102Please respect copyright.PENANA1mTuHVVvtN
某日,孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。102Please respect copyright.PENANA1KhwCL9Mnj
這時,來了一幫仙女,個個手挎花籃。102Please respect copyright.PENANAE7dh7tEAA1
悟空:什麽人?有沒有通行證?怎麽進來的?102Please respect copyright.PENANAbWzYYWginV
仙女:大聖,我們一步一步走進來的。102Please respect copyright.PENANAtKR6aYrCEh
悟空:進來也先招呼一聲,小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證?102Please respect copyright.PENANAkB0v1Ud3IA
仙女:王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命,到此摘桃。102Please respect copyright.PENANAGsamng27Sz
悟空:哦,王母要開Party。不早說,我幫你們摘。102Please respect copyright.PENANAw92s99A1QJ
悟空幫仙女摘桃,邊摘邊聊天。102Please respect copyright.PENANAgvJdjyjYIU
悟空:王母開Party,都邀請誰參加?102Please respect copyright.PENANAwHfjNbBU4J
仙女:很多人。102Please respect copyright.PENANAuBwgfbSUOl
悟空:說說。102Please respect copyright.PENANAqymQRbjVUi
仙女:有,西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢,南方南極觀音,東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁,北方北極玄靈,中央黃極黃角大仙。102Please respect copyright.PENANA7wh9g87ypQ
悟空:人挺多的。102Please respect copyright.PENANA37kZz4xNBw
仙女:還有五鬥星君,上八洞三清、四帝,太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘,海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。102Please respect copyright.PENANAZF1gqd4I4m
悟空:還有哪位?102Please respect copyright.PENANAzNW00IUIy5
仙女:沒了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAgRBpBrNvGQ
悟空:人也沒多少。102Please respect copyright.PENANAFGvCGcJuV1
仙女:摘桃。102Please respect copyright.PENANAdq51KrZoea
悟空:怎麽沒請我?102Please respect copyright.PENANAUUJr2Hd0bk
仙女:座位滿了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAdlymcOXzdC
悟空:理解。102Please respect copyright.PENANAYlDf18eW7Y
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃,走了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAoeLUBSIXWq
土地:大聖,你真不愧是齊天大聖!102Please respect copyright.PENANAZdswdvXYxx
悟空:怎麽?102Please respect copyright.PENANABEzLMDCa7T
土地:王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會,你一點不生氣。有氣量!102Please respect copyright.PENANAHXzdMFOuXd
悟空:蟠桃我吃的想吐,參加什麽蟠桃勝會?切!102Please respect copyright.PENANAJNIXAG5Dwg
土地:你不知……102Please respect copyright.PENANAzEO7jCGW59
悟空:我睡會兒覺,醒來叫你,繼續打牌。102Please respect copyright.PENANAowaDzE5Kjl
悟空在樹上睡著了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAgLdAb0VccR
不知什麽時候,蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空,被酒香熏醒。102Please respect copyright.PENANAlYqi0R6WqD
悟空:土地,你喝酒也不叫我?102Please respect copyright.PENANA22D8fLwE69
土地:園主,我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。102Please respect copyright.PENANA01f8zF9LgR
悟空:沒喝酒,哪來的酒香?102Please respect copyright.PENANAcwI9d6CaVo
土地:這酒香呀,是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。102Please respect copyright.PENANAxnUzdr3Rg0
悟空:蟠桃盛會有酒筵?102Please respect copyright.PENANAWcE8gfmIaN
土地:有。102Please respect copyright.PENANAoaxyVxYs7Z
悟空:你怎麽不早說!102Please respect copyright.PENANAhFWGqnJVzR
土地:早在你睡前我想說,我還沒說,你睡了。102Please respect copyright.PENANAKlz1uhd7OJ
悟空:這裏暫時交給你。102Please respect copyright.PENANAQAEj1aCRsc
土地:你去哪?102Please respect copyright.PENANArCIoPzvKF9
悟空:參加蟠桃勝宴。102Please respect copyright.PENANAZtcJuqKQIL
土地:王母沒請你。102Please respect copyright.PENANAhwqQZer1HZ
悟空:那麽多人,容易混進去。102Please respect copyright.PENANAi5zzK9EqQq
土地:你說你不去。102Please respect copyright.PENANABqQcHVGhaw
悟空:我現在想去。102Please respect copyright.PENANAD7yenj1B5R
土地:小心。102Please respect copyright.PENANAZJs1wgVJyw
悟空:放心。102Please respect copyright.PENANA4Zhl9b0fTC
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒,飛向瑤池閣。飛著,飛著,聞到一陣臭味。102Please respect copyright.PENANAM0N2psWmGr
悟空:怎麽變了味兒?方向有誤?102Please respect copyright.PENANA2Hc2V7O8rh
這時,赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。102Please respect copyright.PENANAtaiDHGHgaW
悟空:大仙去哪?102Please respect copyright.PENANAK6tmuBmceO
赤腳大仙:王母請我到瑤池閣,參加蟠桃勝會。102Please respect copyright.PENANAraGVsLcnkR
悟空:參加勝會的人很多,勝會是公共場合,你應該註意一下自己的衛生。102Please respect copyright.PENANAOc1D40Ip9d
赤腳大仙:啥意思?102Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ym26xM1Mc
悟空:你腳臭,需要洗洗。102Please respect copyright.PENANAAZXPGpRFya
赤腳大仙:我腳臭,大家都知道。我不洗,我急著趕路,不能遲到。102Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7o8xwz9aY
悟空:以前你不洗,以後你不洗,但是,這次的勝會,你必須洗。102Please respect copyright.PENANAzB7cYrgVRT
赤腳大仙:有這麽嚴重?102Please respect copyright.PENANAavDLjTMbtK
悟空:這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行,不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間,你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈,重者把人臭死。102Please respect copyright.PENANA8YenxHs8HY
赤腳大仙:啊!我回去洗腳,我回去洗腳。102Please respect copyright.PENANAFwSYAhqIfQ
孫悟空來到瑤池閣,看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒,正在散發著酒香。102Please respect copyright.PENANA3ICi64jxe6
悟空:怎麽沒人?酒香在不停的散發,等酒精蒸發,仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒,我先喝了!102Please respect copyright.PENANAz4Gwb4f7v9
桌上,還有龍肝和鳳髓,熊掌與猩唇。102Please respect copyright.PENANAWwoj3q9W82
悟空:不拿動物做試驗,拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們,這些我全吃了!102Please respect copyright.PENANAcdWZhXAdMm
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝,酒後搖搖擺擺,亂闖亂撞,走到兜率宮。102Please respect copyright.PENANAG2AHFUBxvD
悟空:兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說,這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。102Please respect copyright.PENANAZJlKkhUpaY
孫悟空進了兜率宮,看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火,丹爐旁邊,掛了很多葫蘆。102Please respect copyright.PENANAIRhfDXa5dC
悟空:規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮,代表玉帝,搗毀你的造假窩點,為仙除害。102Please respect copyright.PENANAEleyamEOG6
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆,倒出藥丸,扔進火爐。102Please respect copyright.PENANABBMHTjnrCu
突然間!呼~地一聲,藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。102Please respect copyright.PENANAgQfY9YvY8s
悟空:額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥,這是火藥啊!102Please respect copyright.PENANAIhyL5Z3w8z
火爐繼續向外噴火,越噴火越大。102Please respect copyright.PENANAucaJosmyLc
悟空:這麽多火藥,扔進有限的空間,爆炸的威力,不可想象!天宮又有危險,我又要返回地球。102Please respect copyright.PENANAtmsfFfZTY6
孫悟空又返回地球,返回花果山。途中,聽到天宮一聲巨響。102Please respect copyright.PENANAwufNujiAfX
悟空:幸好閃的快,不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏,多沒面子。102Please respect copyright.PENANAYU2cmBzoUV
102Please respect copyright.PENANATsCBUQrIvn