孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTnNZQivHr
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYPR3JwHum
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7s1qOrcJME
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8VGqhE61Q
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0KjnuqlNc
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHLJsEAxHc
悟空：你半年前這麽說。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIixUFSEQZy
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqC659LP41X
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHqG3GVoh2
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiknhU8xVe
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivaX0eTsBR
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4QMsJwi7N
悟空：想我想哭了？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDh3MHmkz7
通背猿猴：嗯。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LEF92A7RO
悟空：額。（吐了一口）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqzOUxeFeM
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdOnpnh8xK
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTfKMcGctw
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbd6lIR5sj0
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEccRX34XY
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5c39dzvZN
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaHvOGXTUg
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3Lv2EHODu
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9J0XPraAZ
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmj8g2uRPtr
悟空：我累了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkqN2uEVkt
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuBBiyzJu9
通背猿猴：是醉了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcXBJMqSaU
天宮。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOcfSLEpWf
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ORuehQbGi
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjwjyt6LZY
玉帝：啊！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSz5Ph65p3
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfCL9GNMCY
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi04A5vPgbp
玉帝：啊！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iy2ypPqK9
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Z1ARBRKoG
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFGMtjCiGf
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivNULhkr0o
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhcXiI9olu
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOd3xt54cE
托塔天王：我！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXqlKwUKHY
哪咤：我！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1EQIQyfAN
巨靈神：我！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbj1anK4Nz
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMb7ze15X5u
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzlBPAsfDZ
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKmZdoeuxO
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5KQvV7Jek
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvJUsvgq35
托塔天王：一定做到。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOevtI19anZ
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgS4CxgINVM
路上。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6vHchDy2r
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGFThclxpS
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8WKyF1TxR
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvTjAcuUvD
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEptcZKcOx
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjJhnDxnrO
托塔天王：我看行。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuiugV4WdE
巨靈神：我看不行。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIV6fC9Ukb
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSYDzRseI4
巨靈神：我看也行了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2ZTP5l5OR
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbU7Li0rj4
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9qETJNq3n
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGdLHsP6dE
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhT4FbErO4x
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCX8JCLaNX
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Af8iwlvbN
悟空：群毆？你們3個？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjpe4w2ptL
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSXyFWVVgu
悟空：總共10萬多3人？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ28xOl2x6i
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRqF1ND3yL
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMas8vW56tn
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NrPHTFcW6
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FcdTR62BF
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7uZHk9T4s
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Qlnqnq7dZ
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtR4IraPjU
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJevDwCrtr
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ncPWTpCM3
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh2LQCYmDP
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡib17JWAFTu
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIg9K4FgrOG
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyHpVUCQya
哪咤：陛下！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzW91rFzraa
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnu8lZIPoP
哪咤：急需增兵。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLN0YphXCY
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR72AlNoy99
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76nRWrQhI9
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEj7AWH0Ion
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw45qU90AzJ
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPByTVJC2g6
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTatVpm9rJ
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lLNCpwl0h
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ477eM6sPyY
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZX5ZZBVgnf
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RBUFf82Gg
觀音：我推薦一位。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhjmf3IgLU
玉帝：直說。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTVLrPRBq4
觀音：二郎神。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHktq7gpbr
玉帝：2——郎神？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fiTs3xF1v
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpn3vuLZnj
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblhEmNvgzy
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvvETUBUuQ
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsgbzyGMd0
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCJ9P9BCfY
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcInPUkAYb
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVDSxcQiMk
哪咤：增兵到。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaTdQDvPlz
托塔天王：增兵多少？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRB1R8vuoQ
哪咤：一萬。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQnc6pMsHQ
托塔天王：在哪？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTWlQIMKoW
二郎神：我。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FGY8BtiFq
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXvrAMw0AO
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CzZANSH5q
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuIrRZJeTW
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MeHPlwXQS
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYngGYnhoUD
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZSLAg6b8v
眾猴：好帥喔！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GKneE78TW
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzqbdD4E7j
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzgqKhNifK
悟空：同吃，同吃。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXpck82xS2
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsSL2soEUr
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSprAgxd4H
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqmknSZhyE
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhNHTsOmnl
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBhNT7GaAj
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNU2BqK5SC
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HSS81J082
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4kkOkdm3X
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOlI7Kp5RE
悟空：怪怪的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Q3Je0JZUc
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWggSXZpgGN
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7TwOC1WJE
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvB363ax9oR
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdhaWYtXhP
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WyqdaJjV1
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQUSv2a5Gq
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElXw0M9qy5
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ9VD7p0CF
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbzJA4SIEK
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVNVgOZ81i
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzVOYC3lmQ
悟空：我有點缺氧。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEfnfnKjUb
二郎神：同感。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwTYhVZVG0
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSSdvvBfju
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJOZwBtvtn
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtptfeIoGPc
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVRKSGy9Ak
二郎神：開打。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoJLTGY6qT
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyCvBaitsn
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WRniIl9QJ
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRWYnL0vRB
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVASAe1EoG5
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYrrVmlkPC
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjkRtcKxx0
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS315CDLrs
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk199YVVPNw
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiid3UiwZR
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IQAw7ZQyM
悟空：這也算神器？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfOPhPwyBY
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaQjQ9BsTZ
悟空：疼死我了！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKv0BxvUsrI
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcxTPO9f6D
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX8IfD14gV
二郎神：不確定。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZq8jxzpUu
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Fi9pCWgjK
南天門的大門口。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbIIBo3S7g
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFIzdU91Ut
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDQBFM7Mb3
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5xlC6PVD5
玉帝：你也養狗？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaOUzRluPD
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCwdQX8sSL
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBOKpyuSOV
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaYh4mqH81
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9gbFDD0fg
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4taWxnI3a
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpK0pLFl1S
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS1gBXIcqA
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTjTx62kMX
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMWSAhhGJO
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbWXvUSh0t
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfYqMTuy9x
太上老君：啊。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKh4PgQa2Z
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBlbdiOns6
玉帝：開斬！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7LZ92K08G
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ724N5mm49A
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWs3rQSwUYq
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4um7d2OaHc
悟空：我死了沒有？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4ZlaRPs5o
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuP7LFzYuXL
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNsE49N97i
玉帝：咋辦？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZWvW0AUZC
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0de6xnTr2
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd14DGz7Hsb
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflUs1VcUUb
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2os5a8YeS
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgs0bsBgUwZ
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2HvaucUL2
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIobsooBeG
太上老君：想幹嘛？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnTkfTvwBq
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWG7rHktAyP
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuOc38qWj0
悟空：需要煉我多久？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6O9pPBsNc
太上老君：7749天。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4Z9qY0cCO
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8G8g5KVbn
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FkP23K0Yp
太上老君：開爐！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJbjY1qzmE
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREQMESqVTm
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6vo2J2ClY
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LO1bsxUb9
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFrcHhhfB1
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jKvAg3zn4
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWlxSfJst3
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oGMaUl77Z
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdf0AiCFmP
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeM9kermWZ
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RYwft1Ute
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6N48BTAhIy
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qRho0YB4e
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeDzOAjSl4
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8kSbnw2bC
太上老君：有什麽了不起。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiSp831trl
突然，老君的衣服起火。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEK5OKShBs
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1sV2SvN4G
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEuPx0X1oV
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAb71UdWimS
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRx9OWRueT
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdT93NQeOR
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJacLA0Bevo
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMQZjo2Wpg
眾仙：啊！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePSd5gEdop
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU4Glvl0yD
剛說完，孫悟空來了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUzhD5TTRw
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQevbqc9DR1
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMCPzvmJAu
玉帝：啊！護駕！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCcVJliD7f
眾仙神護住玉帝。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5LMXkrhGX
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhST0bfltU
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmSdZkK1pV
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zPUu8yr4j
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsHwYlF6yl
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUlYIcItVk
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2hp6qWNl2
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAx2eqHqy12
玉帝：速請西方如來！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHEsnIYyxH
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNY7aGmuf9
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyc8TPeZWDK
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvHhfRDASz
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmGVZq7qJL
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhgReuMeiJ
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy51JuvpSyR
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdUSIV7QkN
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEDBODogw6
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHz7KTZMmRn
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUvb8Xd5gE
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidr5zF1ewa
悟空：先來一條狗腿。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBwCTUWqAJ
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6vxLXChWI
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN90N5IfNm1
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVR4ri15Sb7
悟空：你還會微雕？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcxAVXZfFU
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6lqRrZ5Xz
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxDJAVDJgf
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHUzArfh5Y
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