孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkPyaceUMQ
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO0MRjKOzr
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qycVd6iw5
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn07s2cmVdX
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirZtfq8yxb
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9tcUjVOYp
悟空：你半年前這麽說。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOvWHyhPvH
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi09A8hWVnL
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxUlVAIC2E
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTnQBvp86I
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICoucan9KP
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl32dCYGRZ
悟空：想我想哭了？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPld4KWFIo
通背猿猴：嗯。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hmaiW01z9
悟空：額。（吐了一口）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Cy6oXinMX
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bmv2bDCdu
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIovFgyfwvZ
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2jJzxYx3Z
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iSZrAStwE
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFwmlu637c
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22dDTD4pAK
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqsjbAwXbl
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQEbd2k1l7
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVyIBMPIsP
悟空：我累了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7u6b7wDoa
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIk21L4YZt
通背猿猴：是醉了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0aFwPXTgQ
天宮。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TYy9PI8Oc
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBr6X090Ew
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGwiWm66jX
玉帝：啊！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwArctg1hA
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSSullNVGI
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvyAM7t3vg
玉帝：啊！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFX72kHOX7h
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLp4JQLpYw
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUJ0BchWyq
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7PLwEAofE
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFazCIzHB4s
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt96vaKl6gl
托塔天王：我！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0CjWdl6Lz
哪咤：我！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBoK5atO1U
巨靈神：我！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6YxbQEnvh
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeKFiJa7Aw
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrR6GuwToMH
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEHagOeC7n
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiJucqhrBg
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPJLLGM9FD
托塔天王：一定做到。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTiUtk4iEE
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIx3eYBZWhQ
路上。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXd1a2WWBG3
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilKeVbe09T
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HPgovsSFd
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wtJC5yBX3
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrAw5xvAnJ
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4dpg6YfXt
托塔天王：我看行。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5TnL1WceH
巨靈神：我看不行。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdTfqWX3Sl
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtbojD2swm
巨靈神：我看也行了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4e88MEmcf
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV6hgE6PgL
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtK6WTvz3HF
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblRdknS3q4
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2jf3FkmYk
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZAMZq0YDC
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTPqphG9u3
悟空：群毆？你們3個？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTJf4vnRRX
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRK0IHBheQ
悟空：總共10萬多3人？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDXw1RkzoL
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSbezjycM8
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMlPlIqcK7
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUJBwS0qS0
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVo8lmRoEFw
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbRw6hEmXr
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzULlH8t3e
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXc2XQwCihF
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwosL0XHhEn
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscE7prsTxk
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CuPDCGlD0
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXpBAtJbVl
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqT5gxnW0b
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthX5htOAPz
哪咤：陛下！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4sxPqsU8L
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxRTlSDml4
哪咤：急需增兵。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3NE74MqB1
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGBD0ARXaO
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGruQC6fJ4
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6cOGY7uJf
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qINUr7LVU
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17yvYzfNbX
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduTK4pMnF8
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiOGEBckuB
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ktstuWZGU
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGU04Mr7Qo
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIYg9GIBhT
觀音：我推薦一位。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7rOdUcL4x
玉帝：直說。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt54pHuoJ1X
觀音：二郎神。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnO0S01AkC
玉帝：2——郎神？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzJGW1qB0I
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJXqkPXbKk
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MmY4AidVX
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwN0BInpiC
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTuFNFmUGP
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8vJWl5YlV
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCWuQQn47e
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZG6VJ2oRB0
哪咤：增兵到。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XdXeuYCeo
托塔天王：增兵多少？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sQuBHsORw
哪咤：一萬。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8soMBcQMXf
托塔天王：在哪？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBVndJJI02
二郎神：我。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxrvm6NHsA
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbLOHRI2ym
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2i4Ax70vy9
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAwV2gwAhL
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnyesLoi5V
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1yVHrhb3p
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5szgGssvg
眾猴：好帥喔！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqMMcIo6GP
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1ge6AtYTZ
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq7btRWQCE
悟空：同吃，同吃。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjdXI8urTA
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRGelDzbNB
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvr0AoR4tnI
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDG4s47jpVQ
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5piFgRoYX
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxmOT5TBFx
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjAtPZ9MzX
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5LbLJOPGk
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiQonRWXWK
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Raxifujhc
悟空：怪怪的。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZueqVEhheu
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDpDGPrpsg
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmGDAjOqhP
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lrVI77JfY
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TmPUlWYMe
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzQdycWL9Q
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf82cAxNwo
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4w3M0hbowP
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevR5KKleHL
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewMgGif7Pq
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYkYXxmCaK
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmajP2NFca
悟空：我有點缺氧。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO3pccZjnc
二郎神：同感。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4N81gBlxwQ
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsNmrEyUPs
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmS8NKwzb11
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf05A8vh13d
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl22RPZqkzP
二郎神：開打。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumqnsNCWqn
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YlQtSlYQE
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxadr5e2Rf
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzbw3CHYfh
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4J4IbES5G2
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlMswCbIF1
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvztGuhi6i
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5AhLvhNfQ
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunciqCx9VB
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSeQutNPQR
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPhx3tIhoX
悟空：這也算神器？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuCnXfuNTN
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcr19yrJGj
悟空：疼死我了！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxVGFKgSLF
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGlAvCDPIE
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7artKOUF52
二郎神：不確定。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWCOZgKA8j
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7clxjZD6HH
南天門的大門口。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJcYzEYprt
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznyEUe0tUA
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5HttW1N8H
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ljxDpBeQt
玉帝：你也養狗？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBGDoZNg1I
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlX72WT7TrX
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyI2ygdEaa
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1XlyGAvQq
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWfQ826xAG
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPATSdAi3lN
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKRBMvuDEV
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEX4QdQMIK
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4s6qfMk9bV
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY1uxdHjDU
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5ece0L7eb
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfYartMZvz
太上老君：啊。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FpiYMfvzL
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkOtRWQ7Av
玉帝：開斬！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93retvpb0x
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKF17ZhpKQc
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNfylyroPs
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoYzG81aIw
悟空：我死了沒有？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSFJ234S7G
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXA0n7UhHiq
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg83BIn869n
玉帝：咋辦？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ628S3GIcR
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8OprqzPO4
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpWZtheYU8
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbGWoFaH0u
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxXvL77Hns
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiigr08VvB3
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyP6j25lXXx
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuOABtzPYG
太上老君：想幹嘛？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoaobEVkNc
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGb4ExmCOL
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGn3giaSpb2
悟空：需要煉我多久？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6KTgp86fK
太上老君：7749天。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2ucKDjSI7
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTTBODPbME
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJm5JsScz3
太上老君：開爐！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFfQBpk2AU
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbTpGzVJiY
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo2qDMSfsD
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0gGtJAzFL
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBQCoX6L6c
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGw2T91CvAN
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncy1IMJazh
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzJz2dsWQs
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb72PMVHC0E
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqE16mOTdyQ
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dufOUcLhf
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7vXuak3JZ
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1d5w789Fm
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiA5KaP9G9g
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYL1OKCnHQ
太上老君：有什麽了不起。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuio9N0jN9n
突然，老君的衣服起火。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2if5ShgKBq
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07yN9VwQjN
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5s2BnCLBR
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLbAHaMHSC
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ1FQQJEGl
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rutjVCAQw
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWH4OGVdRj
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiaFdfTRNw
眾仙：啊！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsGraNwq3F
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIzLL7JYyM
剛說完，孫悟空來了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFPm9nji6H
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HFM73i0nA
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJn4ljSPEy
玉帝：啊！護駕！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iDGQulyie
眾仙神護住玉帝。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxe9UeGJAgj
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6Gd5HCuN5
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCIAo0SFWd
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjWFp1PbEm
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEhOlax8f1
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzOaTQGhiP
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIlIlJkeSZ
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDpWnAeLvQ
玉帝：速請西方如來！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEP9RdjfDrh
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKsk3GiAyr
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0D6ndZ3mHw
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNiPBEznk3
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRU3dfav6l0
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWWZoS8dnQ
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvjOQxhiAN
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXh5GoGTnKs
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxV1A7dvSJ8
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn71L1ttfjB
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5cIah73qr
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzmji3fbwy
悟空：先來一條狗腿。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZpBHpy0AS
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATMwA9c1Wx
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIYrTD9NLh
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgp8i4eKUV
悟空：你還會微雕？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSHSPu97rd
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkP0aCE2Ob
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFkN5uTCxA
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1kmXkAQGE
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