唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDE3edPsMcN
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX6Lom2lly
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH9yv3NW1b
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfpwgVZT1Q
剛說完，馬開始尿了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWozIftS9xu
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouFx6rtgfl
找到一個背處，開始小解。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcWsKyLdfv
唐僧：搞定。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqf0ZcXeUdt
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrVpbiXSFI
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa31fCMk7cV
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsOVzw3xIB
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JUV0FDDtz
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJExcFnwwK
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGKXqSPLBH
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSisTIwSXN
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18bWgn1heq
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0DSamlljN
唐僧：還餓？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qMWVBUPJ2
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGZcDQuhKA
唐僧摸索全身。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9VleNhehy
唐僧：沒了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzDVOhdmKc
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ5SWE44Z7
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMKgKCGa3u
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjRdjpehsM
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc6Ztpti5q
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXHlOzMCRC
唐僧：我叫了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsNNFYQ1XA
壯漢：叫晚了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKC3zJTglD
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2Qitltzp1
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxqeAYfXAs
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNb8nUIQj2c
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOoZIyBezg
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxupQJauI2A
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0gmSJU8jT
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nLlpbiDZU
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡza5dACqdYV
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuctp8boZO9
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4tEpYZ6yB
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxw2FRESke
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDC2WD7MwNz
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4eQMjfyeo
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJiDVRy0lQ
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtjglYvE1L
武緊：是麽。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOp3VefUFa
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCKWM5PpT4
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8lEF25z3a
唐僧：你偷看我？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADsoTAZMqg
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLAtj6ljol
唐僧：為什麽？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGhWFIMab4
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaBxAgoqj0
唐僧：額。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx5cYoDOIG
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8jroebkho
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCtGCvE2jf
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtTp4PGTZU
唐僧：正確。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwciYU8fI11
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE02E7JqP55
唐僧：我急著趕路。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTE2a735Krk
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTidmKDANUI
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JRPtjLkwa
唐僧：你一個人住？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjAGkOrJIm
武緊：是。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9WL1a7Wpz
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhqEDAUX4B
武緊：是。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVEuOuGP56
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5mhwNupiZ
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡai0Jjnz5AT
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPfi7sbDtQ
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRSPmJ08Et
武緊：它們是人麽？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Lhn0bSgjF
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡls4DCNIOJ7
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORnCnm5KQJ
唐僧：生態平衡……91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2Acy47Ckf
武緊：該吃飯了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphoIlaabC2
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjcyZQy6S3
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfD3WlLHsq
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hwPKJ9d5x
唐僧：你要保密。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIBubfYdme
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDM7bcN3R5Q
唐僧：嗯嗯。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgjy80vibY
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1C4jrFqyf
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIDzuesUyU
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8IeLmrl3B
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGb8l9YiGW
武緊：吃個早飯再走。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJ0XpwuUzu
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr446H1iTcR
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVFozLNwDz
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR7EtuEYwb
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ekel9E2v2
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Jel5qTF1t
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxOtG0O0zH
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYa2dujplTE
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBINIlUHU8o
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYehgiIId6b
唐僧下馬。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GH4qxJXs0
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnE1yrtAiiS
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRG6rTVQImC
唐僧：你也餓了？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oGzXNGusZ
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThZbFoHT00
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKgO2a6r6N
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh14Rc63lw8
唐僧：我……路過。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EpZvMr3K2
悟空：我……乘涼。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHqbXEB349
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2E9djcyig
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYns2y1V2fj
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WYfTq3v1G
唐僧：救你脫身？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79tamn6VBv
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8P74ht9qG
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYQRe7FleE
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw3OpObSqp
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkcirUFPwn
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtgzrEJOwL
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcr7bgKYtdi
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡma2BpYXmnC
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LaJCuFWAI
唐僧：什麽帖子？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq71HPVdk9X
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5vPx2TmzH
唐僧：寫什麽字？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dWZvQcZ05
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwo7gPUPPf
唐僧：我馬上上山。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hV3CK1Cvs
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZtpyx5BSf
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFE5RMfLUQ
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzouMoc1jbE
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuD708eoXA9
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7sF1pa3zP
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOJd13LcOP
這時，山頂起風了！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiJS3kzkF4
唐僧：天助我也。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuCJSfnEKj
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CYs3LTF5D
唐僧：揭帖成功。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaqgydv5pt
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsixlPMbPH
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANyAtpGHpf
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrSzBWR0hY
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJO8A8KGFM0
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5FddMRyej
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSwWOpXbMR
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN8hvyx75L
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KbjtxyphR
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7p6zHwMhha
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5xralf2SP
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9pojaJNXZ
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hiJk0mOuS
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2cymE0HI4
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIMONqMvi9
悟空：你挺能吹。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUwMlNujO7
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEIxkzA1iw
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEsdFkxHtx
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTF0xlmnWdN
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Cv2wxJZHV
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATK3Dj1gqB
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6txqqnM2RQ
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh40CWbyad
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhf0U0aRZe
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUDxjyJf96
孫悟空洗澡去了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5T8yWJ2Od
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo562zVHReG
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0zkKb03Lw
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ohq0WgtGd
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUJTNoIqwf
大媽：給。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0dSAjNzkF
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOBFyJMvAe
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWimaruoUb
大媽：怎麽回事？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLMyTwMWZy
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1D7TvJg3a
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVFje2gewv
唐僧：容易學麽？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxF8o9jVZnT
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hpaEC1yr5
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i6rqAK4u3
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzmTsX4pvD
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWP3zgu07p
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUbB1PdHli
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjG0P8S1CKC
悟空：師父，吃桃。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKYGUOltyM
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKAODFIE3u
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XdNuHwlCT
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYkn0hTag8
悟空：少了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ166xZVJAot
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGpxWAZmx6
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9HDeiS9aO
悟空：真是。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOUkbCo98z
…………91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Gnq2b7ZGa
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPpO3quQpF
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnBeXDtpf0
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUhc3VeZ9C
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6MRCW6E4g
悟空：吃我一棍！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCOFvSyTm2
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0t0bbyvbAi
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP5U8Gb6xS
孫悟空收了武器。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIomUtbI9U0
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZIZtuMcd0
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLQHyfTxlU
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oZUJF54Nl
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVwjT3MtcI
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVAgRqd6gu
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCBMUrbKYK
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡze3okJb992
唐僧：金光大媽給的。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcpNy0VXmd
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTpargqIBe
忽——！地，觀音出現。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xulXK4EpD
觀音：是我！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVK25TyyXeu
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZAbIFcqtf
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9X3aL15YE
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Fj5U4JGAS
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3ebs45X07
悟空：有點難看。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWmb5zQPIw
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kd8zoPCp1
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rjdAM5nwX
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSTQzCLryh
悟空：成交。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASoYkNVlIS
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmbOPxVWdr
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiev2h4oih
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBRACcT8iL
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoRFixhIas
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCuRBEsLO9
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNvTIr1Xs7
悟空：這事怎麽解決？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4Xy9bIiEs
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYYoOsvA43
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIG9EVM5IDr
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1GmEsHdDH
觀音：暫時沒。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFvVqG5E5F
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEIb74WC4v
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sIoBRfQpN
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQFKh3VYLB
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74S4qYqqWl
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU3MzK2C7r
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aRVHkKmLE
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMc0Re8ZWv
悟空：白龍馬在哪？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIOIm5A3kR
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWzZ07Y4U1
他就出來了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5b3dgXY4yD
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wmYkuAJm5
悟空：是不是出門了？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvkvriYt5E
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYLrdjJMVE
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS9KosDNJx
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BBKR5idD3
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPViSdpBzS
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CmRy3Tk8O
白龍：他還在水裏小便。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFSX6TshR6
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2cmNC1E5l
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmqBK8IWCJ
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflAQdB9fII
悟空：師父，上馬。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZW7HwRvs2
唐僧騎在馬上。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgTjXgss6c
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfyRmxNdZA
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM568GiXcC
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9sBxPXZyv
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmS221EELL
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQ0IJosrVB
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