(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)49Please respect copyright.PENANAB1bvL8QBTN
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)49Please respect copyright.PENANAMgYZkhGvzn
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?49Please respect copyright.PENANAZZ7BOLVNy5
(猶豫不決)49Please respect copyright.PENANAvsXvtNAk9c
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。49Please respect copyright.PENANAFZFGeRhdz6
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)49Please respect copyright.PENANAHsfWBg7YWb
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)49Please respect copyright.PENANAMPKrI1xosu
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)49Please respect copyright.PENANAEsl44IBWHZ
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。49Please respect copyright.PENANAT7rOr0QQHj
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)49Please respect copyright.PENANAHt4VMK6jQs
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。49Please respect copyright.PENANAreWJRf4BQv
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。49Please respect copyright.PENANAmnElgK7y6r
(路人甲下山走了)49Please respect copyright.PENANAObNmgi7EPW
猴王:失敗。49Please respect copyright.PENANAef7h05QWnY
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)49Please respect copyright.PENANAgMsUx9vQzY
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。49Please respect copyright.PENANAUwYWqY4cfQ
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。49Please respect copyright.PENANAop9qhTK24C
(路人乙下山走了)49Please respect copyright.PENANACGKWcHfbbx
猴王:失敗。49Please respect copyright.PENANAkVei20E1F0
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)49Please respect copyright.PENANAxXxsmtJujO
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。49Please respect copyright.PENANAOV6OQgaveq
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……49Please respect copyright.PENANATO6EklaOrk
猴王:你是路人丙?49Please respect copyright.PENANAoO2RwgHO1S
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。49Please respect copyright.PENANAUpEYSNtfeD
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?49Please respect copyright.PENANA2hI2oeQhji
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。49Please respect copyright.PENANAtkezmgkwa7
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。49Please respect copyright.PENANAfRyKGea674
樵夫:什嘛?49Please respect copyright.PENANA8UMcKj0VK7
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。49Please respect copyright.PENANA1GHidEwLVb
樵夫:沒聽明白。49Please respect copyright.PENANAktjQfbJNdz
猴王:那就最好不過了。49Please respect copyright.PENANA6nxzSozopv
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAwjf6frtg9I
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANARalWgVOb46
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。49Please respect copyright.PENANAhDExip2re3
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。49Please respect copyright.PENANAx1QF7iSok3
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?49Please respect copyright.PENANA9oefYSuIT2
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。49Please respect copyright.PENANAJI0e8osKMu
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!49Please respect copyright.PENANA1x8UNYp9Sc
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANACKD1d3Kuxf
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。49Please respect copyright.PENANAqumecZqjTy
猴王:哦哦哦。49Please respect copyright.PENANAX3UmyyLgbM
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!49Please respect copyright.PENANAsTAfkCdmlz
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?49Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZC1Sfnt4a
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。49Please respect copyright.PENANATfCWVHbBA5
猴王:這麽容易搞定?49Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ru8qXtUEo
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)49Please respect copyright.PENANAPZfyYtNlA3
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。49Please respect copyright.PENANABTePPlVFsK
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)49Please respect copyright.PENANA5eeyOQ5w7V
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?49Please respect copyright.PENANAXxyQlAw5H7
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)49Please respect copyright.PENANA516NE5h1sJ
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。49Please respect copyright.PENANAIDWKtCy2Vy
(進門一看,又是一道門)49Please respect copyright.PENANALTMopFm1KL
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANAn19V6daerk
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)49Please respect copyright.PENANASPM05tLSyB
猴王:又是自動門。我進!49Please respect copyright.PENANASWRKkPBJzT
(咚!……哎呀!)49Please respect copyright.PENANAiarLrzhwPm
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)49Please respect copyright.PENANAKKc938Fj8Y
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!49Please respect copyright.PENANARzhOeR4ryL
(門內,走出一位仙童)49Please respect copyright.PENANA52UoTwdQmV
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?49Please respect copyright.PENANAlVhjf5oEPO
猴王(一舉右手):我!49Please respect copyright.PENANAZrkgqaF8Lp
仙童:你哪位?49Please respect copyright.PENANAfsXRns6vX5
猴王:我來拜師學道。49Please respect copyright.PENANATCwpFs9Pk2
仙童:哦,請進。49Please respect copyright.PENANAx4m1m3aUQ9
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANAEk7gXi2YP3
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。49Please respect copyright.PENANAGF8tfLodtn
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?49Please respect copyright.PENANAFb5WhbuynK
仙童:防盜門。49Please respect copyright.PENANAjxipW2gO92
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?49Please respect copyright.PENANASz50mIGli6
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。49Please respect copyright.PENANAhCn9oprMwk
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANA1OiRQSYBsS
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。49Please respect copyright.PENANAtfOTlC4PRe
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。49Please respect copyright.PENANASDYo1mXUt2
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)49Please respect copyright.PENANAowxsNx7VdV
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。49Please respect copyright.PENANA3J1RIrtsOr
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)49Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3GA2RUjw7
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)49Please respect copyright.PENANA2SldfRMhP5
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANAoA8EDScGUC
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。49Please respect copyright.PENANArrXAL7frlk
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAHKjiofhTdX
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?49Please respect copyright.PENANAUYA5UW0VoY
猴王:姓名?沒有。49Please respect copyright.PENANAjdCxEcABYJ
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?49Please respect copyright.PENANAyAbJuzFPw8
猴王:啊!這個還要問?49Please respect copyright.PENANAEECjA6KD7i
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANAXg26583fFE
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。49Please respect copyright.PENANAoqMC19Prbu
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?49Please respect copyright.PENANAOW0hXo95zv
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。49Please respect copyright.PENANANSw43llVjq
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!49Please respect copyright.PENANASJ5p3FyCAf
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。49Please respect copyright.PENANARGhCRIsshD
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANAT7oqf9EG3i
猴王:是,師父。49Please respect copyright.PENANA20VjmSPwgw
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。49Please respect copyright.PENANAtBG1MbIvtt
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAqWMz1B7y14
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。49Please respect copyright.PENANA77R53yJaYk
仙童:跟我走吧。49Please respect copyright.PENANAv8bw5W9SlT
(猴王原地一動不動)49Please respect copyright.PENANAzKb50lED6h
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!49Please respect copyright.PENANAHw5Oa3i2Mo
(猴王還是原地一動不動)49Please respect copyright.PENANAJR9QjJo2Jd
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANA8ikY29nlY7
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?49Please respect copyright.PENANA9Aj2SJCMBW
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANAl0HbIFhQ0z
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。49Please respect copyright.PENANAc9u6qAmece
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!49Please respect copyright.PENANAth9xC8ngEB
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。49Please respect copyright.PENANAFl9nIa5XlY
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!49Please respect copyright.PENANAMzVBd3npRd
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANAG9IZecdiPN
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!49Please respect copyright.PENANAQB2P48jUbq
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?49Please respect copyright.PENANAD1rL0YPJsv
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。49Please respect copyright.PENANAitDd3jrW7D
悟空:謝師父取名。49Please respect copyright.PENANAYFFr2GA1HV
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)49Please respect copyright.PENANAzDWFtNVhHS
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