(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)50Please respect copyright.PENANAhZhp3hk9HJ
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)50Please respect copyright.PENANA5b7ZkZPyds
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?50Please respect copyright.PENANAkA9rGV1hg2
(猶豫不決)50Please respect copyright.PENANALCJKUcyA3H
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。50Please respect copyright.PENANAPcypxuuIPX
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)50Please respect copyright.PENANADQaLglg1Vi
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)50Please respect copyright.PENANAGltGjYS9Yk
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)50Please respect copyright.PENANAAqTbPjSG6t
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。50Please respect copyright.PENANAIUqc7dpfpr
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)50Please respect copyright.PENANAhzdzhE45ji
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。50Please respect copyright.PENANAh8xnOuSjYW
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。50Please respect copyright.PENANAWSznxEXLxB
(路人甲下山走了)50Please respect copyright.PENANAioi7z8eVtQ
猴王:失敗。50Please respect copyright.PENANAolIMa9axh3
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)50Please respect copyright.PENANAJEeFMGxyJ3
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。50Please respect copyright.PENANArJZ3CJEF31
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。50Please respect copyright.PENANATQscgeKNwY
(路人乙下山走了)50Please respect copyright.PENANA396KCYlegd
猴王:失敗。50Please respect copyright.PENANApiAeOff4Wl
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)50Please respect copyright.PENANA2rrSL8gSd4
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。50Please respect copyright.PENANAXN0pSSPEsL
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……50Please respect copyright.PENANAQHrnroF2AG
猴王:你是路人丙?50Please respect copyright.PENANAMWN6tFdohx
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。50Please respect copyright.PENANA3dTvv1JuMi
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?50Please respect copyright.PENANAl2qc93NaTY
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。50Please respect copyright.PENANAlCcVDrUC49
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。50Please respect copyright.PENANAvXlZGhld8F
樵夫:什嘛?50Please respect copyright.PENANAjFtzRAclsk
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。50Please respect copyright.PENANA86RgcZav2n
樵夫:沒聽明白。50Please respect copyright.PENANA42uYtnqTEL
猴王:那就最好不過了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAw1CaQDLCZg
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。50Please respect copyright.PENANA5QOyTIq3Ww
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?50Please respect copyright.PENANAmi3W0atUnB
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。50Please respect copyright.PENANAb727s3ZYzs
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。50Please respect copyright.PENANAgiwVr5imW6
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?50Please respect copyright.PENANADJKu0XeYL9
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。50Please respect copyright.PENANApgXeu6geSK
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!50Please respect copyright.PENANAkRYjknYRbm
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAqZmKnxllrU
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。50Please respect copyright.PENANAcbDZRoVHN7
猴王:哦哦哦。50Please respect copyright.PENANAqCD44RnupR
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!50Please respect copyright.PENANAzA7mxuWihO
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?50Please respect copyright.PENANAuOxcjytydR
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。50Please respect copyright.PENANAFLUyawsllD
猴王:這麽容易搞定?50Please respect copyright.PENANABEk1phKWxm
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)50Please respect copyright.PENANAye4uAX0fdq
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。50Please respect copyright.PENANAQPUypywk1F
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)50Please respect copyright.PENANAtiFB7zgIr6
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?50Please respect copyright.PENANASbq7wSavWm
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)50Please respect copyright.PENANAUUcUAQzPuY
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。50Please respect copyright.PENANAliDoaqQYWs
(進門一看,又是一道門)50Please respect copyright.PENANANYbJmxWlus
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?50Please respect copyright.PENANAG66HPqAGAW
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)50Please respect copyright.PENANAFvAewngYe9
猴王:又是自動門。我進!50Please respect copyright.PENANA9Xybx5bDgt
(咚!……哎呀!)50Please respect copyright.PENANAewttoVCGdA
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)50Please respect copyright.PENANAo8P13tQ4Eq
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!50Please respect copyright.PENANAdOQWFRHdOx
(門內,走出一位仙童)50Please respect copyright.PENANAGMsOFVod5j
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?50Please respect copyright.PENANA5hICF8zdx2
猴王(一舉右手):我!50Please respect copyright.PENANAd5ZMKoaZRs
仙童:你哪位?50Please respect copyright.PENANACbHeO5TjyT
猴王:我來拜師學道。50Please respect copyright.PENANAHzYpOUsZTE
仙童:哦,請進。50Please respect copyright.PENANAfy7tHVk2OJ
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAFn9icvKREZ
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。50Please respect copyright.PENANAAMRICqnFKo
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?50Please respect copyright.PENANAAk1ISgczfj
仙童:防盜門。50Please respect copyright.PENANAENDDCp3Lny
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?50Please respect copyright.PENANA2zK1DpOpPi
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。50Please respect copyright.PENANAIMttSObyof
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?50Please respect copyright.PENANAQmQq6bXLsk
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。50Please respect copyright.PENANAD4FaFOazqS
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。50Please respect copyright.PENANAhCFVCk5uAj
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)50Please respect copyright.PENANA4ABnBOe1bI
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAS9jKfdSjIh
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)50Please respect copyright.PENANApwxNQbv09R
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)50Please respect copyright.PENANAMMA0WhKvHM
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANA6NcZkdtfGe
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。50Please respect copyright.PENANAD9ADCUAawD
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。50Please respect copyright.PENANA4U3NOY3bOJ
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?50Please respect copyright.PENANAgZie0td1a3
猴王:姓名?沒有。50Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZIAr2actZ
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?50Please respect copyright.PENANAvsrhQT6l9n
猴王:啊!這個還要問?50Please respect copyright.PENANAFYiPNOZkWi
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANATLoe83fhPR
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。50Please respect copyright.PENANA8T8xTn7NUE
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?50Please respect copyright.PENANASGRzAFlGgl
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。50Please respect copyright.PENANADdPeUXJgrn
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!50Please respect copyright.PENANAQwzmw2HLSC
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。50Please respect copyright.PENANA7qSFZqMBcO
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAwL7fWd7vhd
猴王:是,師父。50Please respect copyright.PENANAyPgrRKmeur
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。50Please respect copyright.PENANAQIF47AuEXK
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。50Please respect copyright.PENANASSAQZaLWyG
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。50Please respect copyright.PENANAijqypUOncM
仙童:跟我走吧。50Please respect copyright.PENANArVfYoLRfQD
(猴王原地一動不動)50Please respect copyright.PENANAzwhQ3Kg4yn
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!50Please respect copyright.PENANA941607qWxu
(猴王還是原地一動不動)50Please respect copyright.PENANAZbWJIwyBDa
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAUCE5fa8e6a
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?50Please respect copyright.PENANAN00TvAV7O2
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAzPnj6T2MP2
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。50Please respect copyright.PENANAgY7ood5Uih
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!50Please respect copyright.PENANAjqm43FUGkH
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。50Please respect copyright.PENANAGVcoKUuy8E
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!50Please respect copyright.PENANAOsdVfMtV0v
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?50Please respect copyright.PENANAK964izerOJ
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!50Please respect copyright.PENANAJhrv7JFRd0
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?50Please respect copyright.PENANA38B0wcZWuN
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。50Please respect copyright.PENANAXPuIbGWy9U
悟空:謝師父取名。50Please respect copyright.PENANAzQWKhkyQW7
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)50Please respect copyright.PENANAZSWMvnlj2M
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