（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY6IPhDuA5
（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyJ1aw5TnF
悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9i2DgHEz1
菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKe5la7UEW
（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUDrwOR3qM
悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfjCoEYOu3
菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGNpfLoMsu
悟空：弟子已經忍很久。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlvoxLEwdh
菩提祖師：有多久？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SEVPHgGCI
悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8D4GUOwzhH
菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5LoptBdMs
悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBn2N9HV8YD
菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITXccuQPq3
悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lIXU3L8Za
菩提祖師：是滴！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJGVbDpH3x
悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOsYswFNub
菩提祖師：什麽秘密？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO70evBZ93s
悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorv7VssaP9
菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI8ZxFXfSo
悟空：師父為何大笑？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGqlIQA7aG
菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndDXkZnrlG
悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGkM9zJIOB
菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS12thUCc3e
悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvfPrtwfD9
菩提祖師：拿來我看。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38OvKgorhU
（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJjmlhOx2k
菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXw85shcGc
悟空：現在不能捉了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhhuCz18Rk
菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ByIVoaegO
悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvzgOm8z97
菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2DRvtTPJF
悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxqB96UxhV
菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMlST2Cfdy
悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLUdIXlWnv
菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LESstac7B
悟空：是滴。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1rS25v8xK
菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PChNz5rqP
悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXVFFR2MzP
菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OkToqogIj
悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKH2y4L4Ef
菩提祖師：這還差不多！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIbcKPv1xW
悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanm2VwXErT
菩提祖師：說！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQp76DwW0S
悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGBb7snTTf
菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINyRfUyQ32
悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbQEnygbEX
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFWWqA0ARS
悟空：什麽是術道？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdlDrUNXOC
菩提祖師：替人算命用的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DDamLu6Q1
悟空：學會術道，能活多久？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFV9NnVu0n
菩提祖師：不過百年。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj90XF7Zmio
悟空：不學！不學！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5K7q46Emo
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡei2nDmt4zl
悟空：什麽是流道？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnatNrwFS0z
菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8ObR7HhdK
悟空：學會流道，能活多久？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMW0GmDEMR
菩提祖師：不過百年。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLjxsD82Db
悟空：不學！不學！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhh2rWTBm1
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC3ZMlSqgT
悟空：什麽是靜道？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvrlPyMlB2
菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO5yDfIjaJ
悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1ubWJttaQ
菩提祖師：不過百年。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozQRY3cR6A
悟空：不學！不學！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWkzDwfZxy
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqi36jqHLb
悟空：動道又是什麽？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NuMz6aiU5
菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFW8fzvjfrC
悟空：學會動道，能活多久？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KkuiVQnMv
菩提祖師：不過百年。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRVcxwe1R8
悟空：不學！不學！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBfPmY65E1
菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaK6rVFdwu4
（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1I7zQPFvz
（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLOtbCoIcK
菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCiQicQfFa
悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kiXNnkbpP
菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4WSFGpyht
悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvHjmbnzVP
菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJ4GiWzFTc
悟空：那我走了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡof1b4msaWw
菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDZAdskv11
（悟空找到便壺）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9YcNHOpfx
悟空：師父請用。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Sn1IncnUt
（菩提祖師撒完尿）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneStMfLL3W
菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtm4UYKNMK
悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErWo5hcxDD
菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOY9xx9IlF
悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktfxN1bafV
菩提祖師：好吧！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkAoKJhWES
悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkBdMSkpbW
菩提祖師：嗯啊！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVoAaONZck
悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw61rOfda48
菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyav9H3hor
悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg2E7YWcW1
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8yiL7PWjN
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2C3fpUDRI3
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQm6lcYmWEp
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojBQ37dZuE
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjS21UcApZf
（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdTk0u6lZn
（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzO69CAMJD
菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDQtxfs8di
悟空：變身之法是什麽？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oNGklyNYd
菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZlmByqosu
悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGm9bNLH3vC
菩提祖師：嗯啊！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmCuFQlVry
悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5j2VsVG6S
菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OC4jcTQ82
悟空：啊！這個……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwwzAb80fP
菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNXWqQ2Rum
悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVg4cBfeTZn
菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WqrcGEcJw
悟空：弟子108變全部想學。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYMgREtpl1
菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA7OXvs9Gg
悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcz4WDRhQD9
菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wQWdp7xj8
悟空：那就學72變。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3STrtL28CH
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0Xb5azkAg
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBWxqZscPV
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3GbpdXAKf
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSusUa4MwCS
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2tHwnD8TS
（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxMMt1h4hN
（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUrnzNEwHt
菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ma8Ai9wUq
悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzelr9mkU3
菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uix5lnzBn
悟空：會。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYggtwGpOdg
菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOzcDuDT6C
悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFirSZIPvr
菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsUon7DiWB
悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb2pFgZmNC
菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScTUqPaEzB
悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhY6OlRTFb
菩提祖師：有道理。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcVS4QUvm6
（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Nm9Cf5uKV
菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEq3PmSheO
悟空：我飛——！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHDO2NXMko
（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSYAh8gqeR
悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInKd1WcLQK
菩提祖師：速度太慢！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIqcJUWT1A
悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1Cac22JsX
菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vkKDw0Cmm
悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkmkL6sGwd
菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLTHGRWAGr
悟空：不解！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUkLeeqY0x
菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwFGb1lKLs
悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30Vv4AZBAu
菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp81rGeoPsD
悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhmmkAxDme
菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgrOrqu0XQ
悟空：頭跟雲？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbEGC0GGWa
菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4w4xQMFNLd
悟空：速度有多快？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn1asC2E0a
菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjD4IDwmlS
悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbfkjh3VmQ
菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiqZ1tqjhl
悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnBM5toSPT
菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VB9AGanzp
悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVmtqp3aNY
菩提祖師：自身不會。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO1XHPtpLz
悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBzD1Rmy6L
菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdQ2qMjyFj
悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBz7c2bAnJ
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4gHKx0ufa
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiq1bcGMcT
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnmEOTCyCy
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2yQOWf1Cc
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatlcvP580P
（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmey7DVst9z
（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt9puafvY1
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgq2a4HvWd
悟空：師父？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmbjpJc03w
眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0yhN8NZah
（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaJINgZPfz
悟空：我的進化鼠？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCxCE2VGz9
菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72Xwkj6TYB
眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYwIn4iXSM
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQbSI1kGyV
悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowybyejSfG
菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKNznEFZA8
悟空：意外。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVuCscaGcq
菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGcG8t7Jfo
仙童：遵命。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nJL73Cx10
悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkI3fAz0slG
菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvKhkxFSdb
悟空：啊！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WqefTYMOt
（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3mhf0OoPr
悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMevAFxMlSZ
菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMEeDzPHTQ
悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfEb50FIoU
菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgV50zFazOk
悟空：什嘛？！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1V832vVfA
菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkDOari5pG
悟空：我……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AHKXbHJho
菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8fCQShwt9
悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvMIqqZOED
菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGDmL9wbN4
悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4YQyMow0y
菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkiaJ2zeQr
悟空：啊！我走，我走。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2s9JoeWNlw
菩提祖師：快走！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9mUCe4itX
（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwM9nuENgZc
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