（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO7JQ8YvFT
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5C4CZ8G7T
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5sCM7mLay
（擡頭看看太陽）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcoS1HA0Ko
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwK0P5PvQ6
（撓撓猴頭）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU14m7WiYxO
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJUYmFxEUh
（沒有回答）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBLGrcDpcE
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjViG6ITRii
（剛要走）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZVwkBT38Y
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpzeF5inRz
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJQ8L3ByQk
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sCfJZUnjn
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48cKpWXP7q
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhTKeLY5cA
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEkae7HBfv
悟空：其他人呢？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKbSWxqNZM
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM17WtfOcLM
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQNEMWwZlD
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenFFrgHBCA
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppPnnLEb9e
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxItxsfuab8
悟空：你受傷了？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxsOv9aTyd
通背猿猴：看我頭部。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Y7FQoutIA
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGSdtWKNJj
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPTAF249r3
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtGNBaiAIn
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJqWhUN8Lq
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zpX4uMEdH
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2LHNl33P1
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNCX2Knplr
通背猿猴：很牛！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJRoGe3vct
悟空：牛到什麽程度？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbMxPpoPj7
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJAGH19dgn
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5ORarUl7P
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzAdtrFXpY
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzO0snvaF2
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgGQzznp86
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uBIXDUCIJ
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8soi30G9Hy
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxBpUyRQuQ
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPiknwT22q
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmb22dqklIS
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrCXJ57de3
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd130M2biAV
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xUuNTHQwj
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnW5hRiD9Fj
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTt0PJfIWwc
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAw1TPhZLo
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfF3BICSKy
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQHMBRjvXD
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYvmON3sqo
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg422DxXNGO
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfWnE3VjUk
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBog8tnU9u
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOUT7I7xlw
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkR4GuCn91s
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTrsHt4WbF
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtorCUuaqtK
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7pmg88sVA
（眾猴一看，是大王！）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOuqo4yVg3
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCExGEZqq4N
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmr5y7BJQ5
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5O0GbaL2YM
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiGbWO3kkG
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpUIOa45rp
悟空：不解。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VGHv9axoG
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SwopXySxG
悟空：你的意思是？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgmQEQNmrv
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjcHeXJljk
悟空：不愛聽。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnpU5aSZhs
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVHkAznZsk
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2CcQBdqP8
牛魔王：嗯啊！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlzqQD1uxV
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGkMfwmj5d
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDULdMbCLGv
悟空：沒感覺。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4lNvpEyYY
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbByqvCgLnA
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQs8HnHNq3e
牛魔王：哦～44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmBVuFpPKt
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0sM6eEJLA
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UNll2E2pM
悟空：當然可以。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbGjCS57NR
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PunNcyBqb
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEH3JdbjUbH
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJz1YwF6Vg
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdecPmrJ1R
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJnKz1eiLr
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlVsCWYB1U
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡON5EKrIMTr
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJarJlHcLs
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRx64pCfMxc
牛魔王：威武吧？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAEle43lyf
悟空：我感覺很別扭。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxKXarrjcL
牛魔王：別扭也威武。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MkSyaSJFG
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAStIohaGFJ
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOFcT88kUe
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMFMZvq8Us
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiW8tIaHMo
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cUqxFcrdO
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoWbzpDE3v
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49GvdL5FTL
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYU7jH86ZQ
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93PpKar744
牛魔王：你明白吧？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6anaQ6l25q
悟空：我明白。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXRcb9qoKx
牛魔王：我也明白。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgrAb0Hvtl
悟空：你真的明白？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6EFMXchMA
牛魔王：我真的明白。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrDWZuX6Tu
悟空：我真的也明白。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtbpjcxUwK
牛魔王：明白萬歲！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAUoVv0dLc
悟空：明白萬歲！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECFh6QGI6H
（兩人淚流擁抱）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqox8SO8L8
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQoJKtxu1O
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw2DPA4DWl
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLS3I7JbvNV
牛魔王：保重。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaf2h6e1zD
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjvVrQxG49
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WjiQAbKHd
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58cAdtXitz
牛魔王：猴兄……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsjD5oSywd
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKa117VtGR
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlp9Znk2Iu
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubJF0AGpnm
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMXjf2WbDh
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjR0qlcRmM
牛魔王：我放不下心。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiD69vKSMoa
悟空：你想怎樣？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXaI3MQTeP
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdfnmV3qMl
（咚！）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgPcytQXGw
（啊！）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOa82kWNqBI
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGr7zzGttu
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQXVWlnH2Z
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCCRsavCEK
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kgSwKIUbX
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO77F6idSUK
牛魔王：這就是我的……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKWZU3vLet
（咚！）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMsUzoldA6
（啊！）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUsvi9WmCw
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9W2ROQMwE0
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXPbkGaii4
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bWJ8NVsqj
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbhD6yGdux
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Qubw1faz9
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCrWcZPric
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjC6oqQo0e
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx21ItNRKgk
悟空：哇！這麽多？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8FIrR3kJZ
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpkkEpljui
悟空：你還要打？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrkFAhJMPn
牛魔王：我認輸。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkX31co0465
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLE3AY3vADi
牛魔王：等等。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtyg4CI8W3
悟空：還有何事？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vNAdBc9EJ
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEMnWD1vpM
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJkbyt6MWd
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuREnhC3HYY
我擺平。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlnnVbfwYZ
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYObGSBTeCS
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLA01rSI6A
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekK2B9NISL
悟空：擺平。牛……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11bQJBOuRW
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJr6QlIFRmA
悟空：死豬。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPpRLrqkw1
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uCqYbTkVZ
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUPGCHXdry
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCb15sr167h
悟空：我剛看到。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCvvZeFbtf
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuR3as6rxQ8
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnYmokwvyW
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZGJWUd5RH
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxiq2DnUMP
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTev6SJgJji
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGW6xcxZtq
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoOpSoOj5K
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqley4Vt9Wv
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMC9cvcpeL
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaq69Y5RoP
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRDbiY5OeZ
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzYUZbiL1O
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjo6hD3ybIH
悟空：忠臣！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMVmqfN5Wq
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHSgkyR9ZL
悟空：你沒兵器吧？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uVjLZXOln
通背猿猴：我有。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFrphTNL7S
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pKGrURsGZ
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9j5MibM0I
悟空：這是那般兵器？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCT14uv7L8X
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQpOE0ChYX
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXpKGZFSSt
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObglRElPb5
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3jqsR0lWA
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbZ0MYuV2K
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS018bLLpC1
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaS7dagyMS
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMvFbJuixX
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6VF6cXUzG
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4ndyn4C6g
牛魔王：龍宮。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzCCUUGJoC
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYjjnZrub2
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBli8S4Gy0
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDN1YtgeIF
不是夢話。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOxEKTS966
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRd2nsVFeV
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvo14o707St
悟空：你的都是大型武器。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkwPntLQPn
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZLsMfSYis
悟空：賊牛！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dllSWUcFs
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gKMyoSOVV
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBZ2Y1AZz7
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9GW2gklvv
通背猿猴：我也信！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTx2khsXCgW
悟空：本大王去也！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoBCdWu5mb
（一陣雲煙消失了）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsxrJphuf8
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcKf9OW379
（一會兒）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkjxGQyYAC
悟空：本大王來也！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Pkeqm6B3l
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxacYcYsVA
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhuZdxFnvV
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVedneYfGk
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCi33aggSj
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLswUKbfC7p
牛魔王：東海龍宮。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMFpC3Vrhn
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