（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvLHi7Zwth
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PNSCGYVQJ
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6bt4tHcSh
（擡頭看看太陽）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNoQDnmVBA
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4lWcsyEm2
（撓撓猴頭）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwKQIQsY15
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgwmV5z9vY
（沒有回答）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EPu1kUBD7
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyPDqbagM0
（剛要走）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkG048DWZ9
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9maYxCN7h9
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTMjhMefUJ
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNj474ZEwYM
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjS71jf5YVe
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPX9UktoJ4
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfSthN24l1
悟空：其他人呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBEi101s1i
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvV4sGFSjU
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZHMFaMqpc
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw01a3XwdxL
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblgzhs9qNC
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng0WROvchW
悟空：你受傷了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiFOoLytyK
通背猿猴：看我頭部。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mzwGhDreE
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu5AMd0Ar2
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU4nQHxjLs
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlcT4hItQd
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3t9s6eYb2
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyMIoeG5jA
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3Gsrj6J76
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRe5qW8NU1
通背猿猴：很牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWGBeWjmHU
悟空：牛到什麽程度？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEfKXQqIad
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRPaK2UnIy
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhav3qx8FD
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LK1girQ4C
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW7k7oKmjz
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RKc5MlEHA
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8jKrDfKX1
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHbH7F98k7
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZwjdooEW9
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TrnTChU22
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAXXvGLDWA
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJroSEP3mwJ
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFH3bRO8ctp
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXCkhqGaCy
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHen366HwDm
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMVtBWS037
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniDLGNuOuO
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNpvi9O8q3
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9YoMVELIk
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGicoadkf1
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tD5otUbM4
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgB2kn1q3b
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdXvlAU1IV
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJV98OtUNp
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNxTUjMUVf
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfj8DWW1QV
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hYuBayruK
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJARiylq2z2
（眾猴一看，是大王！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhaDSWwt0X
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEE7e8oLB6
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdMDlE8NdF
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrnXUETwb2
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueK7Nyeibh
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5IRAfmM0M
悟空：不解。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84WfXLsC8Z
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBTyDLSACR
悟空：你的意思是？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡey7OgVe2V1
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hRZlnAJlr
悟空：不愛聽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpD4UHOucL
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl94A6U46gN
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbz5Zzx10qr
牛魔王：嗯啊！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAP5ZXaCtB
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsODcFecgJL
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLWKnLr1Pd
悟空：沒感覺。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQZK4asGqV
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3wHN2Jidz
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpp9CI0k8K
牛魔王：哦～48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxOi4Qog41
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH0iLGqI5s
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4UMGQvA1K
悟空：當然可以。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNz8T6MKRA
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNE38axswKl
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgknpgkRbJa
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYOkTw9B9u
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v27C6TQZF
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZ9B9ltG3b
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVk62VOA0Vn
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOp46FPqGd
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoST3Phmtsh
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZXv0twmIR
牛魔王：威武吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKukJ7S0A8v
悟空：我感覺很別扭。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKmqc5w4s0
牛魔王：別扭也威武。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkxHvzpTT9
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGWP0Gwwj2
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7HQlc5SPB
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCr0aRoun4
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatR8MyUV2T
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMi0lGBPm30
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng2CLqBiKN
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PrbspuF67
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTLmv3c4r2
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKu14ENNmx
牛魔王：你明白吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVB31VIJBE
悟空：我明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgPLuOu8ol
牛魔王：我也明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRLXu53vRV
悟空：你真的明白？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXRSEkH6zk
牛魔王：我真的明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotfngCh6VW
悟空：我真的也明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qE3fQD4It
牛魔王：明白萬歲！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJ8IwQzcuX
悟空：明白萬歲！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWIDBKV8SX
（兩人淚流擁抱）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6RXDeQoav
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp49MSbHurj
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mjdatVWOq
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBEaBtl8Hk
牛魔王：保重。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyoncSgGno
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKx0ErDOmAK
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pDyLDQ0b3
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAngsN9Jt0
牛魔王：猴兄……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaty0IGC9e
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn2ISYCCkU
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdf5l6EGoI
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGSW3GX76o
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1d4UwP0mg
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtR1gr0qNK
牛魔王：我放不下心。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAHjS2QZ6b
悟空：你想怎樣？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCi4d1dt0s
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvPBXG1MVE
（咚！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItr6NJzHbx
（啊！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR36Tr5vDTR
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNtKCTy2Xz
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x2BYbbhaw
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnNXGTwRY3
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvByZqFeYZI
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZMDD5o5Pq
牛魔王：這就是我的……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlsFbtpBVC
（咚！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH1fFKs8Ob
（啊！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Es5u3sB4y
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHobpoFKkBj
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDaN4KwHhD
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4W2oXnG3s
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x8sn6KrPo
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6x8Wwt3cev
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgXph9o4rF
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2R5HKvCBC1
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAHbTPkh1H
悟空：哇！這麽多？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4kBLcfOBn
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGiVUZ0lFI
悟空：你還要打？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FQpPC4kPy
牛魔王：我認輸。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocyHCD6X9w
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjE5s1NuVf
牛魔王：等等。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6majABbft
悟空：還有何事？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUhbpfFzt0
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2EswaF9WK
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bZnimJW0F
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMi0Jnujku
我擺平。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoqIG3bQrd
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs4myKq4F3
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hj4hmEp9z
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcR7BT2OGk
悟空：擺平。牛……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdv3dzZ4ifi
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwxUc9177p
悟空：死豬。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KhvhkrXM0
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dLhZ5PdTs
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHEqgzdmFJ
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLOfzZ9K8x
悟空：我剛看到。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIvYB1STMd
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIP4OHI9NhF
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8WZp55Hf4
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTTINMatxW
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvo6ZSjAFbV
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaANdIZIaBM
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIuSgoNW4B
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjY2zuB3mf
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPULUlaci2k
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzEdPnFhtF
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh81g7INHfX
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2evDTpY36F
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMo7XLgxxI
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sFc9UcHQj
悟空：忠臣！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVkGAXuhjI
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvijaOs4yqr
悟空：你沒兵器吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmm2Mm7dhOL
通背猿猴：我有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqJtzIFw0I
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDlsVhiBYC
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTEaWYywfl
悟空：這是那般兵器？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1DHyUTNzk
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShBceHkE40
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLPMvLmbP5
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUW7Pcp7YoH
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcveah6A8MJ
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMG0S9BMt2
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRre2oGmRUu
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUig9w6Ki3
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBxm30y6Y2
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFUFNWx2pm
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡop6MNV3ApS
牛魔王：龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Cv9KD5xn6
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8sEWNAiTt
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCwPevK9LO
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OD7F3G9rP
不是夢話。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVamgIVdgiB
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPFAciwf8M
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuVN7eS7Dq
悟空：你的都是大型武器。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6KxeN4ZEX
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzxF2V4cXD
悟空：賊牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXILmHJgxB
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7LdzfiZ9G
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGmLKTIlIL
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPizIi2CLXD
通背猿猴：我也信！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tFREciY2T
悟空：本大王去也！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1B13uTNMAZ
（一陣雲煙消失了）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYM23Ub7ouY
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe69tDgjjEU
（一會兒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4QdajHUBk
悟空：本大王來也！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuR6PiApHr
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OBs0i9bG8
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGVcKMInBS
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbY3JyqiVdM
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DXZHsR332
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Xe81K9CM2
牛魔王：東海龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIhLtqnPiL
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