(嗖~~~!噗通~~~!)57Please respect copyright.PENANAOejfRU8sOr
(悟空飛至東海海面,跳入海中)57Please respect copyright.PENANAbWTg6TmsuC
(海底)57Please respect copyright.PENANA6xfJPozqvx
(巡海夜叉看到悟空)57Please respect copyright.PENANAaJFYqcpmPA
夜叉:啊!不好!有人掉海裏了!57Please respect copyright.PENANAT8iieFN3Z7
(嗖!夜叉飛奔到東海龍王居所水晶宮)57Please respect copyright.PENANASMMtgOEAGA
夜叉:報大王,有人掉進海裏。57Please respect copyright.PENANARNsf97I0hG
龍王:死了沒?57Please respect copyright.PENANALBFV0M7ich
夜叉:不知道!那人剛掉下來,還沒掉到海底。57Please respect copyright.PENANAz34t8eD26s
龍王:再探。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZDCOsD9XW
(夜叉返回原地,看著悟空沈到海底)57Please respect copyright.PENANAx3vnNoz4ef
夜叉:死了!死了!57Please respect copyright.PENANAD6PlMaM6ZS
(夜叉報回水晶宮)57Please respect copyright.PENANAfOqAToEn3K
夜叉:報大王,死了!57Please respect copyright.PENANA1yFWUZTJDm
(呼!悟空出現!)57Please respect copyright.PENANAXrMLQ4bNrB
悟空:誰死了?57Please respect copyright.PENANAyyHbzDaVRN
夜叉:啊!!!鬼啊——!57Please respect copyright.PENANAhKiTzJBuki
龍王:你誰呀?57Please respect copyright.PENANALBt4T17lDk
悟空:吾乃花果山水簾洞洞主+聖人孫悟空!57Please respect copyright.PENANAlspuSfS04m
龍王:沒聽說過!57Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ly6zYEC1u
悟空:現在你聽說過了?57Please respect copyright.PENANAsyo01TUDKc
龍王:我以前沒聽說過你。57Please respect copyright.PENANAqLl7fYZYjN
悟空:我以前也沒聽說過你。我是在剛剛不久的以前聽說了你,你也在剛剛不久的以前聽57Please respect copyright.PENANA8Oou2RL4Bf
說了我。現在,你我大家都很了解了吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANAAhftqeh6cC
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?57Please respect copyright.PENANARcrBWD2owv
悟空:我來~~~~求一件兵器。57Please respect copyright.PENANAXY0TRFcDK6
龍王:沒有!送客!57Please respect copyright.PENANAWrGI4ZHRYz
(咚!——)57Please respect copyright.PENANANog7pIbLBW
(啊!——)57Please respect copyright.PENANArJXUMCTL6w
(悟空一拳擊中龍王左眼)57Please respect copyright.PENANAwBm0GcgqrC
龍王:你……你敢打我?!57Please respect copyright.PENANA371Jx5vmgb
悟空:像你這麽有身份的人竟說出那樣的話。我打你,是在幫你。明白?57Please respect copyright.PENANA9A74hySvHS
龍王:明白。57Please respect copyright.PENANAy8iEA1houA
悟空:憑你的智商,我還可以和你交流。57Please respect copyright.PENANA6liBU8tAIW
龍王:做為一個有身份的人,應該怎麽說?57Please respect copyright.PENANAHReQBJuJNQ
悟空:你應該說,「求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!」。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYTGC7asThT
龍王:我沒一萬件兵器啊。57Please respect copyright.PENANAAPWcPZAq1Z
悟空:九千九百九十九件也可以。57Please respect copyright.PENANAHiIw6r0eyg
龍王:好!我們再來一次。57Please respect copyright.PENANAykUyJSpwGK
悟空:給你一次機會。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4VMn2I1BBS
(…………)57Please respect copyright.PENANAhuXtmMnZgX
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?57Please respect copyright.PENANAFbgPGY7o4B
悟空:我來求一件兵器。57Please respect copyright.PENANAFrffVaFlcY
龍王:求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!57Please respect copyright.PENANAeNzCAFIn5N
悟空:嗯,不錯,相當不錯。註意,最後「任你求」三個字的發音要單字發出,要流露出豪57Please respect copyright.PENANAJzEEkskDNQ
爽的語氣,表達出任人宰割的情懷。57Please respect copyright.PENANAKkIzJXZg5J
龍王:上仙,你想用啥樣的兵器?57Please respect copyright.PENANA0nqXSDRo25
悟空:一件一件的拿出來,讓我一件一件的挑一挑。拜托!57Please respect copyright.PENANA2x86k8HNrp
龍王:來人!取兵器來!57Please respect copyright.PENANAmJkOher3jS
(一個蝦兵抱來一把刀)57Please respect copyright.PENANAfYRd0a2Asq
龍王:上仙,這把刀如何?57Please respect copyright.PENANACBkvhVwVxD
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?57Please respect copyright.PENANAGbNsCTiB5s
龍王:這刀不好?57Please respect copyright.PENANAxXY1KZrnyu
悟空:現在天地間是個神魔世界,而不是武俠世界。武俠世界中的刀啊、劍啊,用在神魔世57Please respect copyright.PENANATlOILdaYPX
界的殺傷力是零。求你給一件神器。57Please respect copyright.PENANABsQcEZ5iTh
龍王:這刀不是普通的刀,是把神刀、又是把魔刀,它叫神魔刀。它可在武俠世界和神魔世界兼用。57Please respect copyright.PENANA1YkAGXU7td
悟空:換下一件。聽到「Jian」,我反感。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4QDSIDRiNi
龍王:來人!再取兵器來!57Please respect copyright.PENANAONnsvnP3RG
(一個蟹將扛來一根叉子)57Please respect copyright.PENANAlYfQicHqT2
龍王:上仙,這根叉怎樣?57Please respect copyright.PENANACIg66DWiQn
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?57Please respect copyright.PENANA0Qtb6Y7i0f
龍王:這叉不好?57Please respect copyright.PENANAo8RinqyiGC
悟空:剛說過了,混在神魔世界,我需要一件神器做兵器。57Please respect copyright.PENANATJogR24DGK
龍王:這叉不是普通的叉,是根神叉、又是根魔叉,它叫神魔叉,是件神器。57Please respect copyright.PENANAZr334JUqt9
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Cha」,我很反感。57Please respect copyright.PENANAOF4k8t3ZAg
龍王:來人!再取兵器!57Please respect copyright.PENANAoH5tPAbs4l
(兩個蝦兵擡出一柄戟)57Please respect copyright.PENANAPAZHn48ZiB
龍王:上仙,這柄戟怎樣?57Please respect copyright.PENANAcFN58RZly5
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?57Please respect copyright.PENANAw4O4IPtVQM
龍王:這戟不好?57Please respect copyright.PENANAySUR9YJxhH
悟空:是神器嗎?57Please respect copyright.PENANAevjQsOA4uH
龍王:是神器。這戟不是普通的戟,是柄神戟、又是柄魔戟,它叫神魔戟,貨真價實是件神器。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYZgZ2vIeiC
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Ji」,我更反感。57Please respect copyright.PENANAg1RItuDskh
龍王:來人!再取兵器!57Please respect copyright.PENANAl6FU01Dgtu
蝦兵:報大王,沒兵器了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAfiuRQG9Sm5
龍王:怎麽可能?!57Please respect copyright.PENANAi1ffh5Sqpm
蟹將:大王,我們的兵器庫慘遭盜竊,只剩下這麽3件。57Please respect copyright.PENANAAySR2UyeC2
龍王:這……這怎麽辦?!57Please respect copyright.PENANAEoJ0u5bidl
(呼!閃出一個龍女,把龍王拉到一旁)57Please respect copyright.PENANAmWKY6OUxmY
龍女:大王,我們海底深處存放的測水儀送他做兵器吧。57Please respect copyright.PENANAfpuV8koR9d
龍王:啊!那玩意兒不是兵器。57Please respect copyright.PENANAGj4o3qIcx9
龍女:管它呢。你說是,蒙蒙這個傻子!57Please respect copyright.PENANAGAMPFzNWXo
龍王:我冒險試試。57Please respect copyright.PENANAU7z716yQfi
(走到悟空身前)57Please respect copyright.PENANAZwsC1ERHrC
龍王:上仙,我東海龍宮的深海之處藏有一件神器……57Please respect copyright.PENANAKnb5KtyWNr
悟空:是什麽神器,用的著深藏?57Please respect copyright.PENANA2vPRkTvtKA
龍王:神器的名字叫———測水儀。57Please respect copyright.PENANAHuYvSzC9NP
悟空:聽名字就知道垃圾的要死!57Please respect copyright.PENANAKFv1ZtsuOo
龍王:神器還有個名字,叫————定海神珍!57Please respect copyright.PENANAyn21TVQP9v
悟空:哇——!聽名字就知道是神器!拿來我看。57Please respect copyright.PENANANwNAsTYNUc
龍王:那玩意兒拿不動。57Please respect copyright.PENANAdnQk3YuJIf
悟空:你說什嘛?57Please respect copyright.PENANAW3zHLZi03N
龍王:那件神器拿不動!57Please respect copyright.PENANAm8VzuNznB4
悟空:到底是什麽神器?57Please respect copyright.PENANAKY7Ha7IYMt
龍王:你跟我去看看吧。57Please respect copyright.PENANAPQJvtnjOW0
悟空:同意。57Please respect copyright.PENANAFrRYbIIqPj
(兩人來到深海處)57Please respect copyright.PENANAokD5KqdWNI
悟空:這地方有點兒冷。57Please respect copyright.PENANAeeK8OBDBmz
龍王:這裏是深海,氣溫低一點兒很正常。57Please respect copyright.PENANAFGq8Qa8pos
悟空:存放定海神珍的地方還沒到?57Please respect copyright.PENANAiCPfaBhpVe
龍王:你急什麽。57Please respect copyright.PENANAGisXf6Jwk3
悟空:我冷的想拉肚子,是有點兒急。57Please respect copyright.PENANApqD5oC0eyn
龍王:你憋著點。很快就到目的地。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQhRPHPKqm5
悟空:這裏有沒有茅房?我想拉先。57Please respect copyright.PENANAOWLoRl8WPB
龍王:整個東海龍宮沒茅房。你要拉,出了海到陸地上拉去!57Please respect copyright.PENANAFUousIe4C2
悟空:不會吧?你們東海龍宮的人怎麽方便?57Please respect copyright.PENANAoK4fQZNU9P
龍王:秘密。57Please respect copyright.PENANAAVqXCWv970
悟空:目的地還沒到?57Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9Z99d9MmJ
龍王:你來看——!57Please respect copyright.PENANAsFzt8LUFmv
(伸手一指,眼前一根巨大的柱子)57Please respect copyright.PENANAJMVrGveY8K
悟空:哈哈!你們龍宮的茅房設計的挺獨特的,我進去拉,稍等。57Please respect copyright.PENANA29QLyU2HUY
龍王:上仙,上仙!這不是茅房,這是我說的神器定海神珍!57Please respect copyright.PENANABapKCk7y7O
悟空:你又在開玩笑。這明明是根柱子。57Please respect copyright.PENANAT5enKfIFua
龍王:這確實真的是神器定海神珍!57Please respect copyright.PENANAZONRDeHKFc
悟空:是神器神珍啊?怎麽不發光?57Please respect copyright.PENANARWyjjm8eb6
龍王:我也不知道。57Please respect copyright.PENANAqowk6t15hX
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子發出萬道金光!)57Please respect copyright.PENANAtHetVtZd0V
龍王:發光啦!發光啦!是神器吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANAtSfptQYFP6
悟空:果然是。57Please respect copyright.PENANA9A1jjQMmGk
龍王:我早說是神器,你還不信。57Please respect copyright.PENANAJIAnGjz8eD
悟空:這神器叫什麽名字?57Please respect copyright.PENANAwGG91r0Sn9
龍王:測水儀。不,是定海神珍!57Please respect copyright.PENANAotnGY9sF37
悟空:你說是就是啊?怎麽上面沒有寫名?57Please respect copyright.PENANAg6SDYi3UPu
龍王:我也不知道。57Please respect copyright.PENANAEkqJFepXsq
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子上多出一列字!上寫:定海神珍如意金箍棍)57Please respect copyright.PENANA93eftLh0bB
龍王:寫名字啦!寫名字啦!是定海神珍吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANATpuhYzsPZA
悟空:定海神珍如意金箍棍。57Please respect copyright.PENANAs8nvHteDXu
龍王:是全名。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtaiM2hOJX6
悟空:你有沒有帶刀?57Please respect copyright.PENANA2B1S74wUaG
龍王:你要幹嘛?57Please respect copyright.PENANA2OYxdUVNuA
悟空:我問你有沒有帶刀?!57Please respect copyright.PENANA2t82R2n2c4
龍王:帶了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAdrH2J77RDp
悟空:借我用一用。謝先。57Please respect copyright.PENANAwZXY2WswtS
龍王:你不會激動的自殺吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANAyAmn9T2Aj8
(拿刀遞過去)57Please respect copyright.PENANAwJbqzaC3bM
悟空:我激動的感覺如意金箍棍前面幾個字不順眼,我想拿刀塗去。57Please respect copyright.PENANAckKfkMij16
(哢哢哢!開始塗字)57Please respect copyright.PENANAw4dSMiOHn9
龍王:小心點兒用。我這刀可是龍刀,是個寶貝。你別折斷了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtB2BDGGCNY
(哢嚓!刀斷了。)57Please respect copyright.PENANAxP7jV6rbnP
龍王:啊!我的龍刀……57Please respect copyright.PENANAgmFf5NyMB3
悟空:剛好完工,不愧是龍刀。57Please respect copyright.PENANAI90m0b6wyF
(柱子上只剩下:如意金箍棍)57Please respect copyright.PENANAV6Usl2occA
悟空:這麽粗的棍子,怎麽拿的動?57Please respect copyright.PENANA9xyfHxCIjg
龍王:你拿不動就閃人!別說我沒給你兵器。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtTNcyfn14e
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成一根粗細合手、長短適宜的棍子了!)57Please respect copyright.PENANA82SEKCZJuW
悟空:我真正需要的是一件微型神器,希望滿足。57Please respect copyright.PENANAHeuqh4ZuXy
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成了一根兒掏耳屎的小勺子!)57Please respect copyright.PENANAgEfsiDxgEa
悟空:耳屎勺?我用先!57Please respect copyright.PENANAYa6eWZHw3p
龍王:借我也用用。57Please respect copyright.PENANAkJfmxnZypT
悟空:沒得說。57Please respect copyright.PENANAmGzoEzP8P1
(遞給龍王)57Please respect copyright.PENANAjSh7OaNMXc
龍王:好癢,好舒服!……哎呀!不好!掉我耳洞了!57Please respect copyright.PENANA2yXCT2gmgx
悟空:還我掏耳勺兒!57Please respect copyright.PENANAgOgzcVam3T
龍王:上仙,淡定,淡定!57Please respect copyright.PENANAeJ2WGFqkjv
悟空:還淡定什嗎?!57Please respect copyright.PENANA56Azri3MjB
(呼!龍王拿出一個U型物體)57Please respect copyright.PENANAaXqfRV1AE6
龍王:出!57Please respect copyright.PENANANLi7byONUF
(哢!掏耳勺兒從龍王的耳洞飛出,粘附在U型物體上)57Please respect copyright.PENANAH8B4d4hoZI
龍王:還你!57Please respect copyright.PENANAuAUMLEA6yq
悟空(吃驚):這U物是什麽?57Please respect copyright.PENANAz1qcRE5HiN
龍王:神器。57Please respect copyright.PENANAmZYK5sKsYO
悟空:是什麽神器?57Please respect copyright.PENANA3cmaRWZ9ED
龍王:你思考一下就知道。57Please respect copyright.PENANAk3oOig0Saa
悟空:好,我有時間會思考的。我走啦,來日必奉謝贈送神器之恩。57Please respect copyright.PENANAsWLXjwKznb
(悟空將掏耳勺兒放進耳朵,出海而去)57Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0lSFkkidp
龍王:上仙慢走!媽呀,總算閃人了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAvQYriLpm82
(轟隆!一聲,龍宮塌了!)57Please respect copyright.PENANALlvMOj9ZvE
龍王:啊!我的水晶宮——!57Please respect copyright.PENANAtkTzi3XVP1
(龍王不知,悟空拿去的定海神珍如意金箍棍,卻是東海水晶宮的建宮支柱!)57Please respect copyright.PENANAz50iKiSvAb
(悟空騰雲返回牛魔王的洗澡河)57Please respect copyright.PENANAPyIqo7JTGh
(牛魔王還在睡)57Please respect copyright.PENANAqNQtyEWmKt
悟空:本大王來也!57Please respect copyright.PENANAHBqlDWWgMT
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!借到兵器沒?57Please respect copyright.PENANAK5G8OYJcxY
悟空:你什麽意思?57Please respect copyright.PENANAMqxyknbI2q
通背猿猴:我問,你借到兵器沒有?57Please respect copyright.PENANAXCQrVtexxT
悟空:這句的前面那句。57Please respect copyright.PENANAFNULzHbNO4
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!57Please respect copyright.PENANAfT88wXWrT6
悟空:你不想讓我回來?你想坐我的位子是吧?!57Please respect copyright.PENANAO9I1VTOaa7
通背猿猴:哼,人家只是給你打個招呼。57Please respect copyright.PENANAaI0yGPl9EY
悟空:你打招呼能不能有點兒創意?57Please respect copyright.PENANAxtJZy1JjSi
通背猿猴:我該怎麽說?57Please respect copyright.PENANA6yATCuCP5C
悟空:還要我教你?57Please respect copyright.PENANAzwAI7Aaile
通背猿猴:我想不出來。57Please respect copyright.PENANAd6K8lcsvkA
悟空:你應該向牛魔王學習!沒事兒的時候就大睡,讓大腦得到充分休養,有創意的打招呼57Please respect copyright.PENANABtbjaH0ZTW
很容易想到。57Please respect copyright.PENANAIm3f5riMky
通背猿猴:明白。57Please respect copyright.PENANA2jH0L0aV3B
悟空:別辜負我對你的……57Please respect copyright.PENANAdMjGDxdAaR
(呼嚕!呼嚕!……)57Please respect copyright.PENANAkNa4bWQW1E
(通背猿猴躺地上睡著了)57Please respect copyright.PENANAM6sxls3PTr
悟空:起來!(踢了一腳)57Please respect copyright.PENANAAcCHEEte0l
通背猿猴:大王,有事?57Please respect copyright.PENANALKUJXmC84R
悟空:你睡覺幹嗎?!57Please respect copyright.PENANAwfKKqOXIIW
通背猿猴:我想盡快想到有創意的打招呼,所以我盡快的睡覺了。57Please respect copyright.PENANANROqSoAcJE
悟空:回家睡。這裏是野外,你不怕被人抓住拉到馬戲團做演員?57Please respect copyright.PENANAlbgh95MBWE
通背猿猴:我怕。57Please respect copyright.PENANArG8VzGGBWG
(牛魔王醒來)57Please respect copyright.PENANAKBfiTRyeTV
牛魔王:咳!猴兄,兵器搞到手沒?57Please respect copyright.PENANAz11slf3w1w
悟空:你猜。57Please respect copyright.PENANAPnwuNwZ5ua
牛魔王:看你兩手空空,龍宮那沒收獲吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANA7zuLmhSqjA
悟空:我有收獲地從龍宮那心滿意足的得到一件不需要手拿的兵器。57Please respect copyright.PENANAcN9fRsPwAK
牛魔王:你得到微型武器了?!57Please respect copyright.PENANAbwCH80fzEA
悟空:嗯嗯嗯。57Please respect copyright.PENANAKZtSZcQB0d
牛魔王:啥樣子的微型武器?57Please respect copyright.PENANAW9cm4HXbKO
悟空:又微又有型的武器。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYi99zPVyuY
牛魔王:亮出來我看看。57Please respect copyright.PENANABIFPASS0Uz
(悟空一掏耳朵,拿出微武)57Please respect copyright.PENANA8FImiblYYS
悟空:Look!57Please respect copyright.PENANAwDClIjixjs
牛魔王(仔細一看):額!怎麽借到個掏耳屎的勺子。57Please respect copyright.PENANAV0YUqNkYwa
(咚——!悟空一腳把牛魔王踢飛!)57Please respect copyright.PENANA29X8CZxneE
悟空:通背。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYkUyaVingA
通背猿猴:在。57Please respect copyright.PENANAl7Lp1rNEbw
悟空:你來看看我的武器?57Please respect copyright.PENANAVksxyshXfE
通背猿猴:大王,我們先早點兒回家吧。我不想做演員。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtwdOTdfOsi
悟空:眾愛卿,回家!57Please respect copyright.PENANAY4KBeN7LU3
(群猴跟隨悟空飛回花果山)57Please respect copyright.PENANADbmlE4yQLp
(水簾洞)57Please respect copyright.PENANAOcxeRmBYyH
悟空:諸位愛卿,我們一隔八年沒見,今日見到眾愛卿又和眾愛卿平安歸來,我們搞個Party如何?57Please respect copyright.PENANAoaHZXjeR1Q
通背猿猴:好!57Please respect copyright.PENANAbLMHEmEWZM
眾猴:好!好!……57Please respect copyright.PENANADIhGxkaPfp
牛魔王:好!57Please respect copyright.PENANAqals3x6HU2
悟空:牛兄,你怎麽跟來了?你被我一腳踢飛,踢到很遠很遠。57Please respect copyright.PENANA7X80rDGTUt
牛魔王:我飛回原地,我又飛到這兒。我飛著跟來了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAV5vtB5qiH4
悟空:你找我報一腳之仇?57Please respect copyright.PENANAD0DKg5DIkL
牛魔王:錯!你踢飛我的那一腳踢的我很舒服,我還想被你踢飛一次。57Please respect copyright.PENANAS6Iu9qQMhY
悟空:夠兄弟!57Please respect copyright.PENANAolPUXcyY8Z
牛魔王:既然你這麽說,我願和你八拜為交!57Please respect copyright.PENANAAS0XvRspCm
悟空:什嘛?你讓我用腳踢飛你八百次?!57Please respect copyright.PENANA6JrOyTv8lz
通背猿猴:大王,他是想做你的小弟。57Please respect copyright.PENANA5dMM4EtN1f
牛魔王:是啊!大哥,請受小弟一拜。57Please respect copyright.PENANAj6u9DO9dNz
悟空:通背已經是我的小弟了。你只能做我的小DD。57Please respect copyright.PENANAf6PaxDC3DV
牛魔王:我就做你的小DD啦!57Please respect copyright.PENANA4nuhQyJolV
悟空:歡迎我的小DD參加這個Party!57Please respect copyright.PENANAI7TLfNe7at
(盛大的Party在水簾洞舉行)57Please respect copyright.PENANA9y8YD8oJrG
(悟空喝了很多酒,不知不覺睡著了)57Please respect copyright.PENANA6wmpAjlfWL
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