(嗖~~~!噗通~~~!)54Please respect copyright.PENANAvUPqROvMdL
(悟空飛至東海海面,跳入海中)54Please respect copyright.PENANASM5XhCAMz9
(海底)54Please respect copyright.PENANAmlqjR9vxtf
(巡海夜叉看到悟空)54Please respect copyright.PENANAvT9AuaKJdT
夜叉:啊!不好!有人掉海裏了!54Please respect copyright.PENANANRkrNVH29g
(嗖!夜叉飛奔到東海龍王居所水晶宮)54Please respect copyright.PENANAGFJf1PWpyk
夜叉:報大王,有人掉進海裏。54Please respect copyright.PENANACHa6y7LiIS
龍王:死了沒?54Please respect copyright.PENANAE0Z4OP5Mip
夜叉:不知道!那人剛掉下來,還沒掉到海底。54Please respect copyright.PENANAUHo9wLjY4t
龍王:再探。54Please respect copyright.PENANAYhFeZbnjPB
(夜叉返回原地,看著悟空沈到海底)54Please respect copyright.PENANAYWxew7CkAg
夜叉:死了!死了!54Please respect copyright.PENANAHjF1M2cAsU
(夜叉報回水晶宮)54Please respect copyright.PENANAzG0tNgXqRg
夜叉:報大王,死了!54Please respect copyright.PENANAHRmZEEwDaB
(呼!悟空出現!)54Please respect copyright.PENANA4xtzvKkmVP
悟空:誰死了?54Please respect copyright.PENANAFbgnSuanCG
夜叉:啊!!!鬼啊——!54Please respect copyright.PENANAARro48BhEn
龍王:你誰呀?54Please respect copyright.PENANA94GwreleZX
悟空:吾乃花果山水簾洞洞主+聖人孫悟空!54Please respect copyright.PENANAtGS8gFYyQn
龍王:沒聽說過!54Please respect copyright.PENANAjcb7j8Tbsr
悟空:現在你聽說過了?54Please respect copyright.PENANAPaKzSJwqQC
龍王:我以前沒聽說過你。54Please respect copyright.PENANATCVUa7mZO8
悟空:我以前也沒聽說過你。我是在剛剛不久的以前聽說了你,你也在剛剛不久的以前聽54Please respect copyright.PENANAOx0XwIlxfx
說了我。現在,你我大家都很了解了吧?54Please respect copyright.PENANAS0IyJDy6dt
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?54Please respect copyright.PENANAPQ4tu9N70c
悟空:我來~~~~求一件兵器。54Please respect copyright.PENANADSpNnC3aQs
龍王:沒有!送客!54Please respect copyright.PENANAX5h6hLaYV5
(咚!——)54Please respect copyright.PENANAIgKPr3rxyT
(啊!——)54Please respect copyright.PENANArV7LYoZQrD
(悟空一拳擊中龍王左眼)54Please respect copyright.PENANAXEznhJvNAr
龍王:你……你敢打我?!54Please respect copyright.PENANAc2GSmJSe1T
悟空:像你這麽有身份的人竟說出那樣的話。我打你,是在幫你。明白?54Please respect copyright.PENANAhHXJL8reuo
龍王:明白。54Please respect copyright.PENANAHvVAfN1QWr
悟空:憑你的智商,我還可以和你交流。54Please respect copyright.PENANAVh8gRKOxgA
龍王:做為一個有身份的人,應該怎麽說?54Please respect copyright.PENANAEvyRp2SQ2Y
悟空:你應該說,「求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!」。54Please respect copyright.PENANA2JdUyHRnHW
龍王:我沒一萬件兵器啊。54Please respect copyright.PENANAhosK1vGxAX
悟空:九千九百九十九件也可以。54Please respect copyright.PENANACoOSSMlfrw
龍王:好!我們再來一次。54Please respect copyright.PENANAkTGm0OCXV0
悟空:給你一次機會。54Please respect copyright.PENANAn1viEztxOs
(…………)54Please respect copyright.PENANAWvU8AxDIUs
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?54Please respect copyright.PENANAhnmT8sVtCn
悟空:我來求一件兵器。54Please respect copyright.PENANAL4EiTXJEP4
龍王:求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!54Please respect copyright.PENANAFv3iddLbyY
悟空:嗯,不錯,相當不錯。註意,最後「任你求」三個字的發音要單字發出,要流露出豪54Please respect copyright.PENANADdONxGEdez
爽的語氣,表達出任人宰割的情懷。54Please respect copyright.PENANAoYBQGAn7ay
龍王:上仙,你想用啥樣的兵器?54Please respect copyright.PENANABovxQ30qyi
悟空:一件一件的拿出來,讓我一件一件的挑一挑。拜托!54Please respect copyright.PENANA9f3jqtJJxf
龍王:來人!取兵器來!54Please respect copyright.PENANAksjTAfp68h
(一個蝦兵抱來一把刀)54Please respect copyright.PENANAXz02Su9FKf
龍王:上仙,這把刀如何?54Please respect copyright.PENANAhxXsOEn4ly
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?54Please respect copyright.PENANAcp7cWMUF3k
龍王:這刀不好?54Please respect copyright.PENANA6uIAlOY9Ly
悟空:現在天地間是個神魔世界,而不是武俠世界。武俠世界中的刀啊、劍啊,用在神魔世54Please respect copyright.PENANAQgr76Q6cT0
界的殺傷力是零。求你給一件神器。54Please respect copyright.PENANArK5ugRr539
龍王:這刀不是普通的刀,是把神刀、又是把魔刀,它叫神魔刀。它可在武俠世界和神魔世界兼用。54Please respect copyright.PENANAGvuA3IGCYp
悟空:換下一件。聽到「Jian」,我反感。54Please respect copyright.PENANA3HFVn68UR1
龍王:來人!再取兵器來!54Please respect copyright.PENANAIlH3c0voP3
(一個蟹將扛來一根叉子)54Please respect copyright.PENANAtLSlF3S7zm
龍王:上仙,這根叉怎樣?54Please respect copyright.PENANAyv7uA5NsjM
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?54Please respect copyright.PENANAD5I50ggEjo
龍王:這叉不好?54Please respect copyright.PENANAMwZ4ZL2tZZ
悟空:剛說過了,混在神魔世界,我需要一件神器做兵器。54Please respect copyright.PENANAWxYWObu1Za
龍王:這叉不是普通的叉,是根神叉、又是根魔叉,它叫神魔叉,是件神器。54Please respect copyright.PENANAxy0I9fD8aT
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Cha」,我很反感。54Please respect copyright.PENANAo4dOAUOf46
龍王:來人!再取兵器!54Please respect copyright.PENANAsmsDJqNtxi
(兩個蝦兵擡出一柄戟)54Please respect copyright.PENANAnkM3gtcY8Q
龍王:上仙,這柄戟怎樣?54Please respect copyright.PENANAjOF37X98uI
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?54Please respect copyright.PENANAa8lIHMYXmf
龍王:這戟不好?54Please respect copyright.PENANAlAtvkQwbXO
悟空:是神器嗎?54Please respect copyright.PENANAi6nz2tK5g7
龍王:是神器。這戟不是普通的戟,是柄神戟、又是柄魔戟,它叫神魔戟,貨真價實是件神器。54Please respect copyright.PENANAGEgbbwB7yU
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Ji」,我更反感。54Please respect copyright.PENANAuG0l2ZKstZ
龍王:來人!再取兵器!54Please respect copyright.PENANAjKY4UUfghb
蝦兵:報大王,沒兵器了。54Please respect copyright.PENANALT6c3h0Cmk
龍王:怎麽可能?!54Please respect copyright.PENANAp2rtaS6hAp
蟹將:大王,我們的兵器庫慘遭盜竊,只剩下這麽3件。54Please respect copyright.PENANAlQSwA0YFRi
龍王:這……這怎麽辦?!54Please respect copyright.PENANA76Iq1mTg5H
(呼!閃出一個龍女,把龍王拉到一旁)54Please respect copyright.PENANAvcFZ3FDlqb
龍女:大王,我們海底深處存放的測水儀送他做兵器吧。54Please respect copyright.PENANAz8vcfpoGDR
龍王:啊!那玩意兒不是兵器。54Please respect copyright.PENANAK5sKCe41di
龍女:管它呢。你說是,蒙蒙這個傻子!54Please respect copyright.PENANAQuiDEE7gi6
龍王:我冒險試試。54Please respect copyright.PENANADssG51qvCj
(走到悟空身前)54Please respect copyright.PENANArgRiZBvHKY
龍王:上仙,我東海龍宮的深海之處藏有一件神器……54Please respect copyright.PENANAogFVEpyLoO
悟空:是什麽神器,用的著深藏?54Please respect copyright.PENANA8TCqIsvhPY
龍王:神器的名字叫———測水儀。54Please respect copyright.PENANAsAf0IAnHur
悟空:聽名字就知道垃圾的要死!54Please respect copyright.PENANAEqPHSI85qZ
龍王:神器還有個名字,叫————定海神珍!54Please respect copyright.PENANA2UOT9EyIQI
悟空:哇——!聽名字就知道是神器!拿來我看。54Please respect copyright.PENANA4wECz1QCAw
龍王:那玩意兒拿不動。54Please respect copyright.PENANATJixSEsCAz
悟空:你說什嘛?54Please respect copyright.PENANA1TL4rm3v8c
龍王:那件神器拿不動!54Please respect copyright.PENANAlpTQ0ziZSo
悟空:到底是什麽神器?54Please respect copyright.PENANAADAkopkoya
龍王:你跟我去看看吧。54Please respect copyright.PENANAa5C8PBA7xY
悟空:同意。54Please respect copyright.PENANAIwGZTctUKW
(兩人來到深海處)54Please respect copyright.PENANAXEm7cTfXKO
悟空:這地方有點兒冷。54Please respect copyright.PENANATk1EboQrNo
龍王:這裏是深海,氣溫低一點兒很正常。54Please respect copyright.PENANAVLs4ot1Eaa
悟空:存放定海神珍的地方還沒到?54Please respect copyright.PENANA92ZTfzPRGE
龍王:你急什麽。54Please respect copyright.PENANAQY8VR3Aakc
悟空:我冷的想拉肚子,是有點兒急。54Please respect copyright.PENANAQTd3XsBZDY
龍王:你憋著點。很快就到目的地。54Please respect copyright.PENANAOoixt9yOzN
悟空:這裏有沒有茅房?我想拉先。54Please respect copyright.PENANAvTJdkZtdus
龍王:整個東海龍宮沒茅房。你要拉,出了海到陸地上拉去!54Please respect copyright.PENANAxnCiedoT26
悟空:不會吧?你們東海龍宮的人怎麽方便?54Please respect copyright.PENANAiDD7aIFE8N
龍王:秘密。54Please respect copyright.PENANAqyY3Mxj8nP
悟空:目的地還沒到?54Please respect copyright.PENANA9LAppdHjpc
龍王:你來看——!54Please respect copyright.PENANARnbP2gcJOn
(伸手一指,眼前一根巨大的柱子)54Please respect copyright.PENANA4xwgIcuDU4
悟空:哈哈!你們龍宮的茅房設計的挺獨特的,我進去拉,稍等。54Please respect copyright.PENANAZwSqXd2O5J
龍王:上仙,上仙!這不是茅房,這是我說的神器定海神珍!54Please respect copyright.PENANAAf3A9oPThT
悟空:你又在開玩笑。這明明是根柱子。54Please respect copyright.PENANAuApotEDw5P
龍王:這確實真的是神器定海神珍!54Please respect copyright.PENANApnocOuPIzD
悟空:是神器神珍啊?怎麽不發光?54Please respect copyright.PENANAUFa9LzcAm0
龍王:我也不知道。54Please respect copyright.PENANArZz66qmmxT
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子發出萬道金光!)54Please respect copyright.PENANAVoI0PI0vUN
龍王:發光啦!發光啦!是神器吧?54Please respect copyright.PENANA7HaRjrYoUs
悟空:果然是。54Please respect copyright.PENANAzzSS0B8dx5
龍王:我早說是神器,你還不信。54Please respect copyright.PENANAviH8IjNsx0
悟空:這神器叫什麽名字?54Please respect copyright.PENANAhKn071EX3k
龍王:測水儀。不,是定海神珍!54Please respect copyright.PENANAO9A6PrSyEq
悟空:你說是就是啊?怎麽上面沒有寫名?54Please respect copyright.PENANA2ybINFNgv1
龍王:我也不知道。54Please respect copyright.PENANANJH53uMd8C
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子上多出一列字!上寫:定海神珍如意金箍棍)54Please respect copyright.PENANAW9Ck0yBHdL
龍王:寫名字啦!寫名字啦!是定海神珍吧?54Please respect copyright.PENANAimM7Hs3Eeo
悟空:定海神珍如意金箍棍。54Please respect copyright.PENANAAEQILthM5V
龍王:是全名。54Please respect copyright.PENANAXm4RJvxjgn
悟空:你有沒有帶刀?54Please respect copyright.PENANAEVJHR7sojS
龍王:你要幹嘛?54Please respect copyright.PENANAWiDq3FPih5
悟空:我問你有沒有帶刀?!54Please respect copyright.PENANAf3riGDvd73
龍王:帶了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAxMW4fpnor7
悟空:借我用一用。謝先。54Please respect copyright.PENANACSezBXe84Z
龍王:你不會激動的自殺吧?54Please respect copyright.PENANAQeiNrQOA2x
(拿刀遞過去)54Please respect copyright.PENANAo7Nx9IIcJj
悟空:我激動的感覺如意金箍棍前面幾個字不順眼,我想拿刀塗去。54Please respect copyright.PENANAUy5tIfMo1D
(哢哢哢!開始塗字)54Please respect copyright.PENANA2k0OwASOdf
龍王:小心點兒用。我這刀可是龍刀,是個寶貝。你別折斷了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAFOs9GD0ikB
(哢嚓!刀斷了。)54Please respect copyright.PENANAySpw50oBYM
龍王:啊!我的龍刀……54Please respect copyright.PENANAXOpEQO2p6w
悟空:剛好完工,不愧是龍刀。54Please respect copyright.PENANAJXtWu8ye2l
(柱子上只剩下:如意金箍棍)54Please respect copyright.PENANAwVHKYAdCRi
悟空:這麽粗的棍子,怎麽拿的動?54Please respect copyright.PENANAAp9srsxE4q
龍王:你拿不動就閃人!別說我沒給你兵器。54Please respect copyright.PENANA2Cp9OmbUHD
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成一根粗細合手、長短適宜的棍子了!)54Please respect copyright.PENANAQCrm3hpI8w
悟空:我真正需要的是一件微型神器,希望滿足。54Please respect copyright.PENANA8JSS7a1Po1
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成了一根兒掏耳屎的小勺子!)54Please respect copyright.PENANApXvCvV1Ppv
悟空:耳屎勺?我用先!54Please respect copyright.PENANAZseveNuZ90
龍王:借我也用用。54Please respect copyright.PENANAIna4RvAxiN
悟空:沒得說。54Please respect copyright.PENANAh450zaCyEi
(遞給龍王)54Please respect copyright.PENANAEkl0sGmkFd
龍王:好癢,好舒服!……哎呀!不好!掉我耳洞了!54Please respect copyright.PENANA9xuYNaB54U
悟空:還我掏耳勺兒!54Please respect copyright.PENANAS8XvYVhrSZ
龍王:上仙,淡定,淡定!54Please respect copyright.PENANA670oMfJIUu
悟空:還淡定什嗎?!54Please respect copyright.PENANA6R0zxYSuW1
(呼!龍王拿出一個U型物體)54Please respect copyright.PENANAEEBq7jjb82
龍王:出!54Please respect copyright.PENANAA6UUFR5wYy
(哢!掏耳勺兒從龍王的耳洞飛出,粘附在U型物體上)54Please respect copyright.PENANAht0XkNjtc7
龍王:還你!54Please respect copyright.PENANAcf0ugRB7HC
悟空(吃驚):這U物是什麽?54Please respect copyright.PENANA0imZs9bGMc
龍王:神器。54Please respect copyright.PENANAYusBh5PqkO
悟空:是什麽神器?54Please respect copyright.PENANAIvzV4YGyq5
龍王:你思考一下就知道。54Please respect copyright.PENANAgBkhKfcdoj
悟空:好,我有時間會思考的。我走啦,來日必奉謝贈送神器之恩。54Please respect copyright.PENANAvn4CMYG6ol
(悟空將掏耳勺兒放進耳朵,出海而去)54Please respect copyright.PENANAc5IIaNhpfZ
龍王:上仙慢走!媽呀,總算閃人了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAmqCPFLyahS
(轟隆!一聲,龍宮塌了!)54Please respect copyright.PENANA5dnaCPztHN
龍王:啊!我的水晶宮——!54Please respect copyright.PENANA6q9Ou50J3w
(龍王不知,悟空拿去的定海神珍如意金箍棍,卻是東海水晶宮的建宮支柱!)54Please respect copyright.PENANAcuyhBW5EnQ
(悟空騰雲返回牛魔王的洗澡河)54Please respect copyright.PENANAMPhWcUPcl3
(牛魔王還在睡)54Please respect copyright.PENANAfxS27MITLL
悟空:本大王來也!54Please respect copyright.PENANAikfFElzn8B
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!借到兵器沒?54Please respect copyright.PENANA7U2mA2WYqh
悟空:你什麽意思?54Please respect copyright.PENANAzDuKkpOvIA
通背猿猴:我問,你借到兵器沒有?54Please respect copyright.PENANAhummuuW1e5
悟空:這句的前面那句。54Please respect copyright.PENANAETUsaUq8Zh
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!54Please respect copyright.PENANABTuL00ebL3
悟空:你不想讓我回來?你想坐我的位子是吧?!54Please respect copyright.PENANA1wtAiO9UwR
通背猿猴:哼,人家只是給你打個招呼。54Please respect copyright.PENANA3RoojKokz2
悟空:你打招呼能不能有點兒創意?54Please respect copyright.PENANAAIdEPF8kdW
通背猿猴:我該怎麽說?54Please respect copyright.PENANAXPaYrNbTyL
悟空:還要我教你?54Please respect copyright.PENANARkHuN0xP2c
通背猿猴:我想不出來。54Please respect copyright.PENANARVfVBefuKI
悟空:你應該向牛魔王學習!沒事兒的時候就大睡,讓大腦得到充分休養,有創意的打招呼54Please respect copyright.PENANAAfR7NWvUi3
很容易想到。54Please respect copyright.PENANAUCgSrnWiUO
通背猿猴:明白。54Please respect copyright.PENANAdyvAGxtpjc
悟空:別辜負我對你的……54Please respect copyright.PENANAFWEUIwuuQR
(呼嚕!呼嚕!……)54Please respect copyright.PENANAsEL5k4AqOZ
(通背猿猴躺地上睡著了)54Please respect copyright.PENANAPs8cKKe21Q
悟空:起來!(踢了一腳)54Please respect copyright.PENANA6jGwYDGlVZ
通背猿猴:大王,有事?54Please respect copyright.PENANApZGJu4aYvF
悟空:你睡覺幹嗎?!54Please respect copyright.PENANA6lquJsiIan
通背猿猴:我想盡快想到有創意的打招呼,所以我盡快的睡覺了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAnnBeWCtZiR
悟空:回家睡。這裏是野外,你不怕被人抓住拉到馬戲團做演員?54Please respect copyright.PENANAZTBbeg2G2r
通背猿猴:我怕。54Please respect copyright.PENANAfqOa9VVO5d
(牛魔王醒來)54Please respect copyright.PENANA0p4f7JLPCO
牛魔王:咳!猴兄,兵器搞到手沒?54Please respect copyright.PENANAp4MAyyjPze
悟空:你猜。54Please respect copyright.PENANAe1eCkXE0Qp
牛魔王:看你兩手空空,龍宮那沒收獲吧?54Please respect copyright.PENANA92VwTqkhUF
悟空:我有收獲地從龍宮那心滿意足的得到一件不需要手拿的兵器。54Please respect copyright.PENANA4uLOJTaNiD
牛魔王:你得到微型武器了?!54Please respect copyright.PENANAUpwlnCj1rL
悟空:嗯嗯嗯。54Please respect copyright.PENANA7JXDii6WwW
牛魔王:啥樣子的微型武器?54Please respect copyright.PENANA67YlgdYEOJ
悟空:又微又有型的武器。54Please respect copyright.PENANAgdcEVHKZYv
牛魔王:亮出來我看看。54Please respect copyright.PENANAlFcmzFDJ2D
(悟空一掏耳朵,拿出微武)54Please respect copyright.PENANARUXDXxv6l1
悟空:Look!54Please respect copyright.PENANAJfhX3HwYtR
牛魔王(仔細一看):額!怎麽借到個掏耳屎的勺子。54Please respect copyright.PENANAf7gq1XQzZ9
(咚——!悟空一腳把牛魔王踢飛!)54Please respect copyright.PENANAavjybaPAGV
悟空:通背。54Please respect copyright.PENANAB5h3ZD1bbo
通背猿猴:在。54Please respect copyright.PENANAi22Gas0MOd
悟空:你來看看我的武器?54Please respect copyright.PENANANradwatN01
通背猿猴:大王,我們先早點兒回家吧。我不想做演員。54Please respect copyright.PENANAoDbyVYKeiD
悟空:眾愛卿,回家!54Please respect copyright.PENANAwPt6TgWpqq
(群猴跟隨悟空飛回花果山)54Please respect copyright.PENANAseGYRApcBo
(水簾洞)54Please respect copyright.PENANAeVt4C1laW7
悟空:諸位愛卿,我們一隔八年沒見,今日見到眾愛卿又和眾愛卿平安歸來,我們搞個Party如何?54Please respect copyright.PENANAF4FN1C1dAy
通背猿猴:好!54Please respect copyright.PENANAQvWecZnZ5v
眾猴:好!好!……54Please respect copyright.PENANA68dQWWrABc
牛魔王:好!54Please respect copyright.PENANA9eApwCkqY2
悟空:牛兄,你怎麽跟來了?你被我一腳踢飛,踢到很遠很遠。54Please respect copyright.PENANAsWccD3SGLQ
牛魔王:我飛回原地,我又飛到這兒。我飛著跟來了。54Please respect copyright.PENANA9kLXeZOlX6
悟空:你找我報一腳之仇?54Please respect copyright.PENANAANRCqMCklk
牛魔王:錯!你踢飛我的那一腳踢的我很舒服,我還想被你踢飛一次。54Please respect copyright.PENANA1cSWKUyV0q
悟空:夠兄弟!54Please respect copyright.PENANAChnwB52Jvr
牛魔王:既然你這麽說,我願和你八拜為交!54Please respect copyright.PENANAa6JNY5SYku
悟空:什嘛?你讓我用腳踢飛你八百次?!54Please respect copyright.PENANAuVwcfPDaeD
通背猿猴:大王,他是想做你的小弟。54Please respect copyright.PENANAJGTJX2ki2r
牛魔王:是啊!大哥,請受小弟一拜。54Please respect copyright.PENANAtHjakMquYs
悟空:通背已經是我的小弟了。你只能做我的小DD。54Please respect copyright.PENANAEt3qyGg3zL
牛魔王:我就做你的小DD啦!54Please respect copyright.PENANAKfyVT6tX3h
悟空:歡迎我的小DD參加這個Party!54Please respect copyright.PENANArUtUAj7JjX
(盛大的Party在水簾洞舉行)54Please respect copyright.PENANAAKMY1xBVzy
(悟空喝了很多酒,不知不覺睡著了)54Please respect copyright.PENANATrOG3jGMj3
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