（不知睡了多久，悟空醒來，Party已經散了。四周黑黑的，沒有燈火）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMBZsztsWf
（突然！嗤——！地，煙花沖天的響聲，面前閃出三個大字：幽冥界）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKDFPU1zZi
悟空：哇！竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字，比閃光字漂亮多多。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpm7cBNrc9
（嘭！嘭！嘭！亮起燈火，四處通明）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NbBZ5kBoO
悟空：關燈，關燈！這麽美麗的煙花，我想多看一會兒。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqA7xL5ALkN
閻王：孫悟空！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ1wC2Ye75
悟空：我是。你哪位？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnZX9Rfwtq
閻王：我是閻王！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lRD8VKDbI
悟空：煙王？你賣煙的？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y38VgDbSr
閻王：我是閻王！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXpk9kWOLE
悟空：鹽王？你賣鹽的？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQP3SoOCuK
閻王：我是閻王！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7wp1Nn7WW
悟空：研王？你搞研究的？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH3Jbnfk6v
閻王：我是閻王！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBA8y0BfXs
悟空：腌王？你腌鹹菜的？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTc5EOOo7e
閻王：我是閻王！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveKmAo2XCM
悟空：閹王？你砍JJ的？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAYHD0BKfZ
閻王：我是閻王！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0FKhfSP52
悟空：焰王？我明白了，你是放煙火的！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7qJfohb4I
（噗！——閻王吐了一口血）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliOZ2wkAi4
悟空：你流血了？不要緊吧？你漱口先，張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyEJuarKmF
閻王：我是閻王！閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火，把右邊剩下的放進門裏……77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJ8m1eD8o2
悟空：不要說話太多，你現在需要急救，盡量節省體力，保持做深呼吸。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpGejsZEdm
（Bia！閻王倒在地上，又吐血）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PPWBWc79g
悟空：哎呀，挺嚴重。沒關系，我會千裏傳音，立馬叫醫生過來，送你去醫院。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoftB1deNv
閻王：孫悟空，你的陽壽到了！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbDsJMEGCH
（嘩！冒出無數小鬼，鬼哭鬼叫！）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqGz7jcfIM
悟空：哇，原來這裏這麽多人。諸位，有沒有在行的內科醫生，幫這位老人看看先。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0uuNCJpDq
閻王：謝了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2PdQEkald
悟空：不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiOyQ3OF1d
閻王：孫悟空，你知道這是什麽地方嗎？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSo1HoIxxk
悟空：不知道。不過，我看這裏空間挺大，搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有，這裏的煙花77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LeNZeroo3
字體是哪位高人設計，我打算請教請教。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRqtBME4LZ
閻王：歡迎，歡迎。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvsrik6st5
悟空：是哪位高人設計的煙花字體？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrvYJvU2X2
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住脖子）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQh1LQR8AN
悟空：這是幹什麽？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxxZ95rL8u
閻王：哦，煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話，先要套上這條鏈子。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XwozCOihr
悟空：是吧？那我套了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdo9OCdNvh
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJ6ZGlLDkT
悟空：這又是幹什麽？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40sPoTxicR
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvT383wWZUn
悟空：好！你套，你套。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCW6IdQ2QF
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住手腕）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSjvB8zirA
悟空：這又是幹什麽？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1AjVwB5FP
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxVql6dYty
悟空：哦。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04mL4dheBU
（悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ317xcSbtNB
閻王：哈哈哈哈！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZ8OJCna2Q
悟空：哈哈哈哈！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxP80FoZwc
閻王：你笑什麽？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSX642DEiNb
悟空：你笑我也笑了。笑，也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I7XXgUDn4
閻王：孫悟空，看你還能向哪裏逃！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDKpY7FEIT
悟空：說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我，我那會逃。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjj2GU2w2F6
閻王：認死吧你！你來看！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlm38JcsKYB
（呼！拿出一張白紙，上寫：孫悟空300歲壽終！）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbS9CZKfwKe
悟空：什麽意思？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6IyhsLxUS
閻王：孫悟空，你已經活了300歲，今天是你的死期！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiOBaWxSPQ
悟空：我活到300歲就死？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1KerKxwjE
閻王：你沒看到紙上寫的嗎？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBSLep3ZjJ
悟空：誰寫的？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6CbWTr3CW
閻王：我寫的。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7HScJumyk
悟空：是吧？麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你，我已經修成仙道，與天地山川齊壽。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQoDqxy4Pe
閻王：不改！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkasDNgfv5p
悟空：我改。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ65YkHACSp
閻王：有本事你來改。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG7LHjJUzV
悟空：好，我改。筆墨伺候。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHicvl4cpTE
（悟空一抖身，呼啦啦！身上的鐵鏈全斷）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4SVMmfWOL
閻王：啊！！！（驚恐萬分）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMc2v13337
悟空：啊什麽？我脫掉鏈子先。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3kyqv7hfS
閻王：來人！快快拿下！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFX6BvTPbtm
悟空：拿下？我還沒改，你拿下幹嘛？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvANGrk7mo
（呼啦！一群小鬼圍上）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxfIGHB38n
（啊漆！悟空打個噴嚏，小鬼被噴的無影無蹤！）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5XzhN1qhT
悟空：對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海，有點感冒著涼。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq10IINoaOZ
閻王：啊漆！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcboBxwqsb
悟空：對不起，傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩，蘿蔔2兩，生姜1兩，一日三煎，一77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehkcsTiUyj
日三服，三天見效，一周之內，還你健康。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUHQpqKDV3
閻王：噗！——（吐血不止）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5HGlCWnMV
悟空：哇，又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了，我改先！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnS4eGjhqth
（拿紙在手，先在數字300後加了一個0）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IAIAOT5Ix
悟空：3000歲壽終，有點短。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtq8ZqlVPPi
（又在後面加了一個0）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSnqF0jPif
悟空：30000歲壽終，還是有點短。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9qAaFZwPw
（又開始加0加0……）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG75pvK4omF
（一會兒，紙上沒地方加了）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhUfFPbiel
悟空：來人，續紙！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim2a5Btu3D
閻王：給。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijErtVfHD3
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrPZfc2Oxu
悟空：來人，續紙！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8FF0LTWM8
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（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyYEAjve5g
悟空：你有沒有火機？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdtntueVjf
閻王：要火機幹嗎？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKC2p2QhfO
悟空：燒掉這張紙。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNwz5jNXfx
閻王：啊！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1ROnLp3SF
悟空：火機伺候。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL1BYF2PTB
閻王：沒有。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiJPZBeRgg
悟空：那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8poLV2lZo
閻王：別摳，那可是藝術品！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOe6EZs2MQO
悟空：沒火機，只能這麽借火兒。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgydiP11Eb
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（哄！紙燒了）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPNvmiqJsE
閻王：好了，沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5e6IGUb8D
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閻王：你還續紙？紙都燒了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZuCK45WKM
悟空：還有沒有紙？！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlApoWkYycc
閻王：有。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALt3O8vfv7
悟空：全部拿來。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhvw5jd3n1
閻王：你要做什麽？不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfhE4tMrrE
悟空：我要把紙全部燒掉！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhV0KJKwyy
閻王：你冷的要取暖啊？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBRv8mr4Ga
悟空：錯。是防止你重寫一張。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK97GnV4xp1
閻王：我不寫了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda4PnopVwZ
悟空：小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙，不然小心你的煙花字。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mQT1IqsHB
閻王（哭了）：為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世，你盡管燒吧！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCNV6jEFcC
（哄哄大火燒起！）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfz2aUhldV7
閻王：留幾張給我做手紙用吧？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIbr5RrwMX
悟空：你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8NQmAa9NL
閻王：額。。。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOv96q8nIY
（孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhltPPusyVJ
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