水簾洞內，悟空在呼呼大睡。眾猴圍上。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1qHpAnS8J
通背猿猴：大王，該起床吃午飯啦！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8899kD9CT
悟空（醒）：咦，我剛剛睡覺了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhj7fRrW9f7
通背猿猴：大王，你不是剛剛睡覺，你是一直在睡覺。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwc8z6L6TZ
悟空：我一直在睡覺？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiu73gfh6Ma
眾猴：一直在睡，一直在睡。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZDxucNDc3
通背猿猴：信了吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4870QxVHFY
悟空：我剛在閻王那觀賞煙花。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwiEwkHkr6
通背猿猴：啊！大王，難道是……是閻王勾引你？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwNmJEr7sB
悟空：通背，你說話要符合勾引的慣例。閻王是男士，我也是男士。男男怎麽勾引？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPex9gHP25
通背猿猴：變態就能勾引。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTK3BXQzv1p
悟空：誰變態？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYQNUVEqvH
通背猿猴：當然是經常勾引人的閻王變態。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiyzQVX9A2
悟空：不要隨便損人。閻王可是發明煙花字的發明家。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzI9QPXTcL3
通背猿猴：閻王發明煙花字？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxqMzHcvsH
悟空：你想多了解？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeop8d8gtko
通背猿猴：想。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNyfz6CqPr
悟空：讓閻王勾引你一次。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtsmBR87PQ
通背猿猴：不了。我等下一屆的女閻王勾引我。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbwwr0uSfv
靈霄殿，文武仙官分列左右。玉帝一手捂著臉，怒氣沖沖。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAgVzghr95
玉帝：來人！把做飯炒菜的廚師押上殿來。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOf31MtFmM
2個天兵帶著千裏眼走上靈霄殿。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WUn26qePv
玉帝：嗯？千裏眼，怎麽是你？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4niC4vmyp
千裏眼：是我。陛下，找我何事？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPO8L3MNlB
玉帝：我下令押的是廚師。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr8iFlZ3OQ
千裏眼：廚師就是我啊。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwvQbCya2Z
玉帝：你別騙我，要砍頭的。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCSW9R9p91
千裏眼：沒騙你。前幾天，做飯炒菜的廚師患病，現在家治病。是我代替廚師做的飯、炒的菜。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEIuy1Qz0y
玉帝：我牙疼。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0AhnvGj7Q
千裏眼：陛下，牙疼應該看牙醫。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilxdMmL0F0
玉帝：混蛋！牙醫我早看了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FI2TgKq07
千裏眼：那你找我？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszNZDPlF8a
玉帝：我問你，昨晚的龍蝦你怎麽炸的？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLN2mkDQFy
千裏眼：昨晚炸龍蝦，我先放的油，等油達到沸點，我就把龍蝦放進油裏開炸。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNeGPZ7h6d
玉帝：後來呢？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJADffV9wpO
千裏眼：炸好龍蝦，我把龍蝦撈出，放進盤子，撒鹽……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjfNqDw7UR
啪！玉帝扔出一個雞蛋，砸在千裏眼臉上。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bafPjDJLJ
千裏眼：陛下，我的工序沒錯。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnVQaKJmIJ
玉帝：混蛋！昨晚吃龍蝦，我吃進嘴裏一顆石塊。我的一顆原生的、潔白的牙齒被石塊毀掉。我的牙啊！疼死我了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UHv3nn5z7
千裏眼：這不能怪我。龍蝦是從東海龍王那捕捉。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9yTbjsqFQ
玉帝：傳東海龍王進殿。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtanie4YmZ3
傳令官：傳……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVgfmCDN2U
傳令官剛說出一個「傳」字，嗖——！地，龍王出現在靈霄殿上。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneYHnHOxUI
龍王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小龍做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8IVeY8KBM
玉帝：龍愛卿，你怎麽啦？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpID3uQg6T
龍王：我不想活啦！不想活啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucQy722Wuy
玉帝：龍愛卿，看你這般表現，你……你不會被人那個了吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJ3gB702q4
龍王：陛下，你說對了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5t3jrww0q4
玉帝：啊。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8c5aGy1bl0
龍王：我東海龍宮被人強拆啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuVQ5w0192
玉帝：噢，你是被人強拆。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPY0GSFo1L
龍王：你要替小龍做主啊！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLsAA7iXMz
玉帝：你哭成這樣，損害你一代東海龍王的形象。更重要的是，會使人理解錯誤。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAHNTCKlEm
龍王：是東勝傲來國一個叫孫悟空的強拆了我的東海水晶宮。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqJX3qfYaI
玉帝：一個人拆的？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUU6LfVUt3
龍王：一個人。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mMPQuTv4L
玉帝：挺厲害的。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFEHTt2Nzz
千裏眼：咳。陛下，龍蝦的事……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4ZGAD4Bc2
玉帝：龍愛卿，昨晚我吃你們龍宮捕捉的龍蝦，吃出一個石塊，我的一顆健康向上的牙，沒了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6ELrbAleS
龍王：這個，這個全是孫悟空惹的禍。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcreOluyzm0
玉帝：不解。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVX7rGDLbDZ
龍王：孫悟空強拆我的水晶宮，導致海底的石塊在水裏蕩漾，進了龍蝦的肚子。因此……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7xlWzsu2A
玉帝：真是孫悟空惹的禍，我應該感謝孫悟空。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwhBkS5y5x
眾人：啊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zcRqMKi7s
千裏眼：陛下，牙不能再生。你怎麽還感謝姓孫的？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjiaWGO7aU
玉帝：我早想鑲一顆金牙，現在嘴裏有了空位，可以實現我這個夢想了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDNxAgbRZm
眾人：恭賀陛下！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8l9NYwNvB
報——！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswZP1Mqow6
玉帝：何事？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3205zYhUE
傳令官：啟稟陛下，幽冥界閻王殿外侯見。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSQHeWoaZq
閻王急匆匆走上靈霄殿。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Gn2GzYWTI
閻王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小王做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwaEAVeEbw
玉帝：又一個不想活的。閻愛卿，你怎麽啦？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNdETi0XcG
閻王：我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9E4QpqSuP
玉帝：閻愛卿，等會兒朕要鑲金牙一顆，今天是朕鑲金牙的紀念日，不要哭哭啼啼。有事直說。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YXtM2bvtl
閻王：陛下，我幽冥界的紙張，被花果山水簾洞天產妖猴孫悟空一把火燒光了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSo9Qj63zEJ
玉帝：又是孫悟空。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eZ8KH8GY0
閻王：現在，我幽靈界上上下下，急需大量紙張。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNFdKh5cTx
玉帝：急需？很急嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9dsmB4kQ3
閻王：很急。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7QkvUikku
玉帝：損失的又不是糧食金銀，急什麽。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ73SqcwIF0
閻王：很多人想上廁所，沒有手紙。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Byc44QnBC
玉帝：額，這可真有點急。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1w1TWL8vy
閻王：陛下，你要嚴懲孫悟空。孫悟空燒毀了生死薄！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflhGwmDvet
玉帝：啊！生死薄那麽重要，你沒備份一份？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqOrhhGHPx
閻王：備份的也被孫悟空燒了。55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYEleLBBU9
玉帝：唉，那就重新修整一份。來人，送紙！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiy3vaKWQoO
閻王：放火的孫悟空呢？那場火太大了，我的整個地府現在還四處燙燙的，高溫不下。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqBST5tgav
玉帝：你不是有關節炎麽，你的地府陰暗潮濕，被大火醺醺，對你的關節康復好處多多。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2cnxS4iSP
閻王（破涕為笑）：那倒也是。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJhBTc3kTC
玉帝賜紙張萬卷。閻王帶紙，下界回宮。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5SShg3HO6
玉帝請來牙醫，鑲了一顆閃閃發光的金牙。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kkx4VjpxV
玉帝：諸位愛卿，孫悟空助我鑲金牙，又給幽冥界除濕去潮，功勞很大啊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1pQ7HK9FZ
眾仙卿：很大，很大。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkw5oZ19Jr
玉帝：朕該怎麽感謝花果山的孫悟空？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zWQPH1Jv8
眾仙卿議論紛紛，太白金星出列。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSIai58Yo2
太白金星：陛下，你可以降一道聖旨，把孫悟空召到上界，給他一個官職，讓他為我天朝效力。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4oVENjTVV
玉帝：同意。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnyKDtZ6xC
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