孫悟空腳踩一朵雲，降到水簾洞。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8mEtByPO5
悟空：本大王做官回來啦！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI5FqQCFEN
眾猴：大王！大王！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUGOihO0jY
一群猴子圍上。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7P28CyM1rC
通背猿猴：大王，天上有官不做，你怎麽回來了？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUX4S0WpGbv
悟空：天上出現**事件，我躲避一陣兒。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjSMcuHm4N
通背猿猴：是大王您不喜歡**。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kT6EYP4Ox
悟空：我喜歡的很。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcU5oRfKPDi
通背猿猴：在天上做官十幾年，你有什麽感想？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A7TBIi2ZD
悟空：十幾年？我在天上只待了十幾天。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMRblc9BaM
通背猿猴：天上一天，地上一年。你在天上十幾天，我們在地上過去十多年。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2kLt5Xtnv
悟空：我的感想是，天上地下，時差太大。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm9R2oOBEv
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上做的什麽官？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmcLejMLqN
悟空：弼馬溫。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLGYUF7LSY
通背猿猴：弼馬溫是什麽官？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11CjYMpHuW
悟空：不明白麽？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7azMoAPMUZ
通背猿猴：不明白。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ62fsJW6GN
眾猴：不明白。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvl73VgNy5g
通背猿猴：封的官別人都聽不明白，弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAm5MSIqaz
悟空：齊天大聖？從哪來的靈感，想出這個？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEhOLll1E7
通背猿猴：大王，你已經300多歲，還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1pccdDA5E
悟空：好！從今天開始，叫我——齊天大聖。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOjG9zxQda
花果山上，掛出一面旗幟。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJglMu5O1C
天庭，靈霄殿。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yFlNjOJme
武曲星：陛下，孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病，天馬都病倒在禦馬監。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6OQLEElm4
玉帝：啊！具體患什麽病？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jCQ6mtltm
武曲星：馬病。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pg8qRINI5
玉帝：具體什麽馬病？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW73ziyvWr4
武曲星：您最好親自巡視。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Xf7ISl7vx
玉帝：還用我親自去？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2gRh4SiNA
武曲星：上千匹天馬病倒在地，場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYVbczvtzu
玉帝：起駕。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCStNTAUbzY
玉帝帶著隨從，視察禦馬監。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ96sAtn78I
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanFA19H9xi
玉帝：這馬什麽病？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEflbjvkdA
仙醫：陛下，這匹馬已經死了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yrxJijZlm
玉帝：我的天馬啊！55555……（大哭）99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFf2QYh9UKo
仙醫：陛下不用難過，只死了一匹。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDR6AO2pQM
玉帝：朕一向愛馬如子，死一匹也不能接受！是誰，是誰害死我馬子的？！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CywaYgyjC
仙醫：是看馬的孫悟空。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjItzCdlHnz
玉帝：來人！把孫悟空推出去，砍頭！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNYqZ8takG
副官：孫悟空已經回花果山。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qkIiGDgLI
玉帝：誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空？我要親手殺死孫悟空，為我的馬子報仇！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpYRDe0cje
托塔天王：微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXgzCNITn7
玉帝：好！朕封你降魔大元帥，捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇！為我的馬子報仇！……99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGfr35EPSw
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤，以巨靈神為先鋒，降至花果山。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ260zvwNgXL
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰，悟空帶領群猴迎戰。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxffOUtV3CA
巨靈神：孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsCgP74Oht
悟空：玉帝的馬子死了？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnZCgdw8nZ
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上泡玉帝的馬子？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxr5tuf5vw
悟空：純屬虛構！我在天上十幾年，沒碰到一個異性。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIRnr8i5tP
通背猿猴：性壓抑十幾年？！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LEjRbcxk7
悟空：也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5Jptgk0M9
巨靈神：放下武器，快快投降。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aP2qRkjw6
悟空：你轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官，我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcbXaRzCcn
巨靈神：吃俺一斧！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhvX5EoTsl
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，巨靈神敗回。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBzZ0784gh
巨靈神：元帥，孫悟空很厲害。我打不過，敗了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW80kpcB0JK
托塔天王：你怎麽打不過敗的？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1PbOtvc0P
巨靈神：我剛剛打的時候，你沒觀戰？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUv3x1cFLLa
托塔天王：觀戰了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lTSN2Wun6
巨靈神：你觀戰，應該看清我是怎麽敗的。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4CST0ZmSN
托塔天王：我老花眼，距離太遠，沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9WeBph1xp
巨靈神：我和孫悟空打了一會兒，打不過孫悟空，我就敗了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRWSDWmDkQ
托塔天王：你堅持再打一會兒，孫悟空就敗了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLdlCyjFzO
巨靈神：是吧？我怎麽沒想到這點。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6rGmmustN
哪咤：我去接著打會兒。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcN4RYKvmn
哪咤來了，腳踏風火輪，手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪，吸引了孫悟空。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdJ7knOdga
悟空：咦。你腳下冒火的輪子，是什麽西西？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1H7eLfFpV
哪咤：無敵風火輪。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KK3GXbRzG
悟空：是吧。火的溫度高不高？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUmBZOAvAD
哪咤：謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6lqUTV75h
悟空：我幫你介紹一筆生意，怎樣？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaGDgSop4f
哪咤：嗯？介紹生意？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6Y7jpR15W
悟空：這冒火的輪子，有適宜人體的溫度，腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子，在我的花果山開個足療店，絕對可以發一筆。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQ6RET4gR3
哪咤：你滾吧！孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！玉帝要殺你，為他的馬子報仇雪恨！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVvXKn4Afp
悟空：玉帝的馬子真死了？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIES8CCYxI
哪咤：放下武器，快快投降。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWz7ID1rsY3
悟空：你回去轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVBPYiWueN
哪咤：吃俺一槍！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDDMtJRaVx
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，哪咤敗回。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnTrDEOEiI
哪咤：父王，孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了，敗的和巨靈神一樣。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkGSxrBiAm
托塔天王：你和巨靈神敗的一樣？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTylkVKLint
哪咤：敗的不一樣的是，巨靈神拿著斧子敗的，我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是，巨靈神敗回時跑得快，我敗回時跑的更快。現在，該輪到你出戰了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kxt4IKs7k
托塔天王：讓我出戰？你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯，你們2個打不過孫悟空，我老胳膊、老腿，你還讓我出戰？！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhfE4MyhTK
哪咤：那怎麽辦？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYGADLWZv3
托塔天王：撤。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiodNcG2p5C
忽——！孫悟空在空中攔住三人，看到天王手中的塔。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfOCbr9tJa
托塔天王：孫悟空，我們承認敗了，放我們一條生路吧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9K3c0MmVc
悟空：咦。這塔做工不錯，還金光閃閃。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhzgnJsu0k
托塔天王：你想要我的神塔，送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRdBlgvh3k
悟空：神塔麽？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggOWczHJN8
托塔天王：這神塔可大可小，還不夠神嗎？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbHLpDU1Ya
悟空：我再加一筆錢，神塔我買了！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHDhEvnnSb
哪咤：你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAguKDMMn3
悟空：我這花果山上，全是樹木花草，一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此，花果山多一個建築，也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光，全部免費。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiDnKlODxJ
哪咤：你滾吧！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4eGEPOiCF
三人返回靈霄殿。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xA00in75s
托塔天王：陛下，孫悟空太厲害，我等降魔失敗。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8scYd5ZUv
玉帝：你們三個打不過孫悟空一個？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTSOfPnYLv
托塔天王：我們是一對一的單挑，沒群毆。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwnZBOZP4V
玉帝：回去再戰，群毆孫悟空！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ExckvJ485
巨靈神：陛下，孫悟空讓我轉告，他想做齊天大聖。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmO85K2d8Q5
哪咤：也讓我轉告。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOr4VTh7oe2
玉帝：快要死的人，要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰，記住，要集中火力——群毆！群毆！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4ZPkVI5OW
太白金星：陛下，你再召孫悟空上天，封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕，他們3個再加幾個群毆，在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMrJv2AkiJ
玉帝：好計謀。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7k9tc2MLa
太白金星領聖旨，二次來到花果山。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXuR1vI1eX
太白金星：孫悟空，我奉玉帝聖旨，請你上天，封你做齊天大聖！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL5OuvWCnP
悟空：玉帝同意我做齊天大聖？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcezzkJacY
太白金星：沒錯。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CYR34YwzD
通背猿猴：剛還打打殺殺，轉眼這麽快同意，會不會有陰謀？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvlZpCo6wW
悟空：不快吧？我等很久了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhgARkTysv
靈霄殿。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvg2jYZsfub
太白金星：孫悟空到！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHC0eTYV3U6
玉帝：這麽快到了？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeIWnJ6UWz
仙官：陛下，你已經在殿上睡了很久。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrt5FkSteDQ
悟空：玉帝，你要封我做齊天大聖？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4Bt1mjmUU
玉帝：是滴。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzvOjJmglb
悟空：這次沒讓你久等吧？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQhqRcENZ6
玉帝：我沒久等，我剛剛睡了很久。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNxLa3HSqF
悟空：讓你久睡了。開封吧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ1ZKfBrLJ
仙官：冊封開始！由西方太白金星主持。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwVjwjzKDd
太白金星：陛下，你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0eCZFItNy
玉帝：我願意。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WIfsFcj08
太白金星：孫悟空，你願意做齊天大聖嗎？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqClWkkTfkA
悟空：我願意。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydcYVOtm9R
太白金星：從現在開始，孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖，和天宮永結忠心，為我天宮效力。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOHL2gh66I
悟空：這次換官職，讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xtTLBLr8n
玉帝：上次封官讓你管動物，這次封官讓你管植物。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrkhC80IX4
悟空：天上有動物神馬，不知會有什麽神植物？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiXb0lKPRA
玉帝：我這次決定，讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPkgjK0x6V
悟空：蟠桃園有什麽好？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLB2b1GCgh2
玉帝：蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地，有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮，四季花果不斷，99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIr6JjYEzgk
是世外桃園。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9G3JwUPveT
悟空：有山有水？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWKJTh8jF3
玉帝：只有灌溉用水。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLk7ofWpJB
悟空：在蟠桃園堆幾座假山，跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjVeZQQOW1
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaO6GCJoYQ
太白金星：陛下啊，蟠桃園是你的休閑之地，怎麽讓孫悟空占了？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VPFI0xEcp
玉帝：那地方我早待膩了。還有，蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高，交給讓一個猴子管理，以後摘桃子方便多啦！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK915uo4Kg7
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