孫悟空腳踩一朵雲，降到水簾洞。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUGzf3t8nb
悟空：本大王做官回來啦！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8o0Fxj1Dxc
眾猴：大王！大王！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kzY1nmlRW
一群猴子圍上。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLUR4M7jJY
通背猿猴：大王，天上有官不做，你怎麽回來了？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXJsrcUb76
悟空：天上出現**事件，我躲避一陣兒。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6Vq3he5TC
通背猿猴：是大王您不喜歡**。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22QifxgRKm
悟空：我喜歡的很。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFavQDeohzL
通背猿猴：在天上做官十幾年，你有什麽感想？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P25vcc1RG
悟空：十幾年？我在天上只待了十幾天。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpgokwNXhA
通背猿猴：天上一天，地上一年。你在天上十幾天，我們在地上過去十多年。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDybsiL1lJS
悟空：我的感想是，天上地下，時差太大。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34a7b0WaTZ
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上做的什麽官？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjk9iEAjsG
悟空：弼馬溫。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxDZQbQpwZ
通背猿猴：弼馬溫是什麽官？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4gYhRbyAv
悟空：不明白麽？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4A4X0KUND
通背猿猴：不明白。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZnCxgkRfP
眾猴：不明白。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdMLz5Cw2A
通背猿猴：封的官別人都聽不明白，弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5bIssS72G
悟空：齊天大聖？從哪來的靈感，想出這個？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSOL3yepnd
通背猿猴：大王，你已經300多歲，還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7h58Jn70t
悟空：好！從今天開始，叫我——齊天大聖。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFlCo7pObk
花果山上，掛出一面旗幟。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Qc6sVfnzI
天庭，靈霄殿。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zsJTp86ju
武曲星：陛下，孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病，天馬都病倒在禦馬監。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonvJVevTd4
玉帝：啊！具體患什麽病？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpmA8ZiMAk
武曲星：馬病。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMG52KXm1D0
玉帝：具體什麽馬病？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ibZyWC9wy
武曲星：您最好親自巡視。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWldsa23JrE
玉帝：還用我親自去？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMR0sCntU2O
武曲星：上千匹天馬病倒在地，場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡon9UBuzW2d
玉帝：起駕。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEK83B0GkwG
玉帝帶著隨從，視察禦馬監。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oHRvW9Mvd
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcRS4F0Tl1
玉帝：這馬什麽病？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hLrzZf8HO
仙醫：陛下，這匹馬已經死了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12BADA1UEv
玉帝：我的天馬啊！55555……（大哭）94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kuLvJ9BH3
仙醫：陛下不用難過，只死了一匹。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPStLDmB9bN
玉帝：朕一向愛馬如子，死一匹也不能接受！是誰，是誰害死我馬子的？！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3j35ywc8Zt
仙醫：是看馬的孫悟空。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRRCTK7PWI
玉帝：來人！把孫悟空推出去，砍頭！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfs7AennEI9
副官：孫悟空已經回花果山。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9fQMdWrN7
玉帝：誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空？我要親手殺死孫悟空，為我的馬子報仇！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiiDRWHnMC
托塔天王：微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBqzGzHA9o
玉帝：好！朕封你降魔大元帥，捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇！為我的馬子報仇！……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8gGLqryBG
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤，以巨靈神為先鋒，降至花果山。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3voWiVaXK
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰，悟空帶領群猴迎戰。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bTZBP7NIw
巨靈神：孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡethC6yyZoy
悟空：玉帝的馬子死了？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNh0EOCPp6m
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上泡玉帝的馬子？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AUDGF4z9D
悟空：純屬虛構！我在天上十幾年，沒碰到一個異性。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqXMk3VVtn
通背猿猴：性壓抑十幾年？！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2rABcpBKt
悟空：也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDzmfbUn0R
巨靈神：放下武器，快快投降。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaxJfwpvkJ
悟空：你轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官，我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKUXj5gheS
巨靈神：吃俺一斧！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrIG1QePRN
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，巨靈神敗回。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaiMYuOwGk
巨靈神：元帥，孫悟空很厲害。我打不過，敗了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uUHTluem5
托塔天王：你怎麽打不過敗的？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkxHTRM6MS
巨靈神：我剛剛打的時候，你沒觀戰？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRclg8ODOd
托塔天王：觀戰了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G2maD1dYu
巨靈神：你觀戰，應該看清我是怎麽敗的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk9nvN1Vb4
托塔天王：我老花眼，距離太遠，沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEXwCFbB5y
巨靈神：我和孫悟空打了一會兒，打不過孫悟空，我就敗了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNrxqZBpYG
托塔天王：你堅持再打一會兒，孫悟空就敗了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOjFaCy9Ff
巨靈神：是吧？我怎麽沒想到這點。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXXI0Ismv6
哪咤：我去接著打會兒。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRiycQrKsH
哪咤來了，腳踏風火輪，手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪，吸引了孫悟空。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVE1fOoO7m
悟空：咦。你腳下冒火的輪子，是什麽西西？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwkmTw9Ili
哪咤：無敵風火輪。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49DCTNUnYx
悟空：是吧。火的溫度高不高？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl54vXtTfst
哪咤：謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuBh4ALPR8
悟空：我幫你介紹一筆生意，怎樣？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsa72beDPi
哪咤：嗯？介紹生意？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxnoa1JIq0
悟空：這冒火的輪子，有適宜人體的溫度，腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子，在我的花果山開個足療店，絕對可以發一筆。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8S5gTgHOP
哪咤：你滾吧！孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！玉帝要殺你，為他的馬子報仇雪恨！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZu07ADq8x
悟空：玉帝的馬子真死了？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04tFU1zpUL
哪咤：放下武器，快快投降。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0H92bBGx8
悟空：你回去轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VG7tf40Ob
哪咤：吃俺一槍！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Who5wGe1V
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，哪咤敗回。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WgIJp2tGL
哪咤：父王，孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了，敗的和巨靈神一樣。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlqJoqvyDl
托塔天王：你和巨靈神敗的一樣？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6aen7ABvW
哪咤：敗的不一樣的是，巨靈神拿著斧子敗的，我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是，巨靈神敗回時跑得快，我敗回時跑的更快。現在，該輪到你出戰了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fAcC6Jr76
托塔天王：讓我出戰？你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯，你們2個打不過孫悟空，我老胳膊、老腿，你還讓我出戰？！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZP9HEqZF3Q
哪咤：那怎麽辦？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACBVLZdzZA
托塔天王：撤。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9nepxSmJK
忽——！孫悟空在空中攔住三人，看到天王手中的塔。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuVJlqWde5
托塔天王：孫悟空，我們承認敗了，放我們一條生路吧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXw0nqpacC
悟空：咦。這塔做工不錯，還金光閃閃。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSVyedl6Mx
托塔天王：你想要我的神塔，送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1TfDnGkW7
悟空：神塔麽？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22SN9oioYm
托塔天王：這神塔可大可小，還不夠神嗎？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuR3FbCK9m
悟空：我再加一筆錢，神塔我買了！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz79gZg3H9
哪咤：你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIy3i9J4z4k
悟空：我這花果山上，全是樹木花草，一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此，花果山多一個建築，也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光，全部免費。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv7Nb0UpE2
哪咤：你滾吧！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQt6sTRv2Yj
三人返回靈霄殿。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vI0XfTcig
托塔天王：陛下，孫悟空太厲害，我等降魔失敗。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aKyStNj5I
玉帝：你們三個打不過孫悟空一個？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbWfjul5Gm
托塔天王：我們是一對一的單挑，沒群毆。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrn2q9MM9w9
玉帝：回去再戰，群毆孫悟空！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhzcTUZCWx
巨靈神：陛下，孫悟空讓我轉告，他想做齊天大聖。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwni35TtKg
哪咤：也讓我轉告。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUwBOnYiny
玉帝：快要死的人，要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰，記住，要集中火力——群毆！群毆！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4R3vgDbyEy
太白金星：陛下，你再召孫悟空上天，封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕，他們3個再加幾個群毆，在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SWqDVqApA
玉帝：好計謀。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8n51R5VdD
太白金星領聖旨，二次來到花果山。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeErPaFwIv
太白金星：孫悟空，我奉玉帝聖旨，請你上天，封你做齊天大聖！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZt0eiSMgl
悟空：玉帝同意我做齊天大聖？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNkrxicQDY
太白金星：沒錯。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5rIMa3oIb
通背猿猴：剛還打打殺殺，轉眼這麽快同意，會不會有陰謀？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIaW5bQb1l
悟空：不快吧？我等很久了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ERU84mXH1
靈霄殿。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmBaYsIzge
太白金星：孫悟空到！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkTWRvSEcE
玉帝：這麽快到了？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUP5imaTN5z
仙官：陛下，你已經在殿上睡了很久。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliUIDg7tGL
悟空：玉帝，你要封我做齊天大聖？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8ltJonY9P
玉帝：是滴。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRe5dIhBdr
悟空：這次沒讓你久等吧？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYIlMa5upp
玉帝：我沒久等，我剛剛睡了很久。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcJ9zm2h2k
悟空：讓你久睡了。開封吧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0gLKSgNdw
仙官：冊封開始！由西方太白金星主持。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRF2ZjTfqr
太白金星：陛下，你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRp9vzvHAB
玉帝：我願意。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXcQOwYXsu
太白金星：孫悟空，你願意做齊天大聖嗎？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGGlMz9z9Q
悟空：我願意。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQKdevut3L
太白金星：從現在開始，孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖，和天宮永結忠心，為我天宮效力。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfNdwTfdSY
悟空：這次換官職，讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyynx26KUL
玉帝：上次封官讓你管動物，這次封官讓你管植物。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKCDtvLPUT
悟空：天上有動物神馬，不知會有什麽神植物？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLZMp950zW
玉帝：我這次決定，讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhha33lQmTb
悟空：蟠桃園有什麽好？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGl9uZyhdIy
玉帝：蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地，有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮，四季花果不斷，94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRuAP6VOfn
是世外桃園。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Exyoe9Ooa
悟空：有山有水？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL7REJYjcS
玉帝：只有灌溉用水。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlOKHHubH0
悟空：在蟠桃園堆幾座假山，跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM2XoxQXiE
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eAwToyjGU
太白金星：陛下啊，蟠桃園是你的休閑之地，怎麽讓孫悟空占了？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvG6qiQzeW
玉帝：那地方我早待膩了。還有，蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高，交給讓一個猴子管理，以後摘桃子方便多啦！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jzmaFA9vk
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