唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNCexp1CJd
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ziwzZPBVs
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbVnO7VrnD
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PuZPMgdA9
剛說完，馬開始尿了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdycvGPpYFr
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EDbPbnNBR
找到一個背處，開始小解。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvX0uBQ0Bg
唐僧：搞定。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBt77G62bzd
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6APtxupxt
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡky2hSc46pK
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmuVpu5o54
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGR4ro5Je38
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH6kMUF7RB
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAOJxOweK3
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4d9rzUMgom
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3vLEfjJre
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcf8dMw6Ry
唐僧：還餓？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU6Maae1JB
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hlQcp7lVo
唐僧摸索全身。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKcKUDzrSv
唐僧：沒了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoBLQolMJE
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kQJqYpwdS
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0VbCbtyZB
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegikbsoFtl
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Td1ZLPtDJ
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdHa6r1aY2
唐僧：我叫了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3bw0g7dyh
壯漢：叫晚了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kefLsqtU9
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABRuf3m8q5
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNPRrmNeOW
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTCbuPHp1b
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ce8Jwwgz3
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnCld24ZBz
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4kN6kf7ly
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGgEJFrs4D
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6ayohq63u
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRmjl7Vw6B
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbQRwSurvl
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1sULntvfY
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3ysWLOaao
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4whX41298M
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7dAvFDM0P
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4ziRoa26G
武緊：是麽。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2qce0hOUh
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4HL2GFlOF
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfCf5ert7Y
唐僧：你偷看我？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4En0vTovb
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50fdesU4U7
唐僧：為什麽？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTMSPCtuYP
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uhyDrWM5g
唐僧：額。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ55iGmrA6
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XGENyR5BG
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVQnqqIswB
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCEUQR860T
唐僧：正確。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfbyoBkkhb
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjg8C7RlJb
唐僧：我急著趕路。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsrZqEgRJc
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRhZNDCAd2
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46p7k7TKfd
唐僧：你一個人住？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48LsaWvrCD
武緊：是。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3lrVuiYCw
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQI0CBOEtED
武緊：是。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtD8X2YTXy
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1mzOY4HpN
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPBE4oWNIp
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdJlDvvJ0f
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38dFXLFX3g
武緊：它們是人麽？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYedu02CkC
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXUZdgkkMX
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzcMlEg1DV
唐僧：生態平衡……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnV7irzIg51
武緊：該吃飯了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnniqxgB47Q
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqWp7m7HmM
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZixcooIApZ
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUraU9y5bw
唐僧：你要保密。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysnYIKdKkS
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4dT8tNUTN
唐僧：嗯嗯。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUqY4i9utD
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DDdUkvVh1
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7UH1btId3
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSZFJ8PjRt
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq19kWeUuE
武緊：吃個早飯再走。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVHk2uJKne
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdact5z49Y
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDxCfhzxBo
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXB37OTHkCe
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP4bOCfvyJ
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TF6OTPmtH
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCzMprQcSZ
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfFt2DiRZO
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfwb4oLPjm
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqUeCO1y3T
唐僧下馬。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4nDZdSs2R
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9HwA3JIDo
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ukxOLDSrc
唐僧：你也餓了？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCe7r9G6ldC
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iSlL9578G
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvwsQm1Zit
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QvDTU8Fot
唐僧：我……路過。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7AXRTKiou
悟空：我……乘涼。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgidPpZjz2D
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7EHY1R9gn
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSC4hKmJvx
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5MewxzwUD
唐僧：救你脫身？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjM9a00bQx
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDuINfhpvE
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53JJn7JBv8
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jFMOlR4Ec
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqB7UL5fZz
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHN2fWSSQEn
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYFV6GA7Yi
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQNKNRQiuw
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hTrTydtig
唐僧：什麽帖子？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9zKirIkSh
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVISYl6J4aT
唐僧：寫什麽字？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11YzKB6sCO
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqFv2cmNGY
唐僧：我馬上上山。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLZd4apa2H
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzx2SmyoQ5
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopRrqsW3FA
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IiQGV2qQk
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9aHOHAZk4
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3doZtTLYhN
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TEZvqyNvH
這時，山頂起風了！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAtxjVp8ef
唐僧：天助我也。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqn1MA9eFH
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f6J38iuZz
唐僧：揭帖成功。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7c5wpx8ov
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92Yw6gZksf
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBlXwBzt9V
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMkRAkZ8UW
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRnZlS9bhd
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8CFj4385Y
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEQOF1IuyL
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPrN3s1d00
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBT2eZkw6P
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0PapMnbej
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoAdRrfGb7
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyk8r6FZX1
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhm2Tu8ygxH
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYB8dOKvntb
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubjeXRSWqA
悟空：你挺能吹。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFT2xbXYeIH
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHBUfrJ4zv
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11tLkjo5hk
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrepCDlkhz
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4VEJF8XMX
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YEtPVrGIq
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1qc7dnyUf
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURitmwryfC
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoMYIbPLvl
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ303c5lWMXU
孫悟空洗澡去了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXmA6qqXnV
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNtlWm2QkQ
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bLnmQvyxS
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVYojFKLbe
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjXMaFe6YZ
大媽：給。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawsdCQyse0
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOujN6LoQg7
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgjfS4elLV
大媽：怎麽回事？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jntvIpgPe
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1XX7N0t3j
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliz7SAbydb
唐僧：容易學麽？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTliRpEN24
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJa3wFnssWe
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhM9GucUPaA
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IulgWaPOn
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFi7g8Rfowm
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyeoKeV9Jy
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol5qYfLffG
悟空：師父，吃桃。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXl65SseA4
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8F01NTfmro
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAITfIwdX05
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhjUfTp4Lx
悟空：少了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJwO67Upyy
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzaPPUSUew
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpUGL4GNcA
悟空：真是。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVaM94j0Ug
…………86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1c94FjmC7U
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsinoHBPaX
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVkob3p1gb
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9XljRLFxA
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YUBJRj3RC
悟空：吃我一棍！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6gF5Obre8
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv9bTlEUYq
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIka1CvMXI4
孫悟空收了武器。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzMdDM2zj3
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡys3NDY0LbU
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBZb7O4job
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWIbxhRrc9
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4sxPvo01u
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOM3TDe3IEG
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNuuJoJcDD
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VIl0LBA3F
唐僧：金光大媽給的。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4jTutw1Nk
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCHx8I1AXu
忽——！地，觀音出現。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopK3geLDNS
觀音：是我！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HrPiiGkGl
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2wTKTHSNq
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBO0zoPqBZ
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIMVIIW7j0
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUBuEGcCnV
悟空：有點難看。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqSxA3Cyhb
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlaKyjmDXo
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftomT4txgD
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8kKfndUiP
悟空：成交。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVK9M9vl4kW
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61jirKtEmH
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmCBKpP3Rz
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKiRVN7rwu
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHIbZALsSB
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPVEhJFADO
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLoKElH1ct
悟空：這事怎麽解決？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL53U7X3Cj4
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGa0S3Sb5N
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEztFjHGvu
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCs9wVQcYj
觀音：暫時沒。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBISKcHE00
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCtOZXwbDx
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYdSxnRQMR
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgvoBLWuGC
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCDXg9rWeM
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFeKhzynYs
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlpGjQVprP
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRhCdVU56q
悟空：白龍馬在哪？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYfqIkAHca
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIICJxzx6ry
他就出來了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAobjY6FUT
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhUzL70iia
悟空：是不是出門了？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnijkIlPHAU
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3174oaQuwY
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6QudPaQBH
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCbsQwUKoI
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xvj3JvU7A
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7nDWH4QOI
白龍：他還在水裏小便。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8xh3UNx5c
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHxpdqMsVK
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8PdzYlYsx
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGri1j27um
悟空：師父，上馬。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSbmhXIGMW
唐僧騎在馬上。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zUgGVwnXT
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj7ipqrjwm
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsG9h3bJUO
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRdhijuR7S
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkL5grpKQX
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOx4CYvGdO
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