師徒兩人西行，遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看，果然是一座寺院。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycqD9rd9Pp
寺院正門，書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFay0p4VaoX
唐僧：哎呀！是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒，我的心臟健康多了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfCDQfsOqE
今天遇到大姐的禪院，如同見到大姐一樣，我要好好膜拜膜拜。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2diXBA378W
悟空：師父，禪院是幹什麽的？觀音姐姐的老家在南海，怎麽在這兒還有個院子？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVv09fiHt4
唐僧：禪院供奉金身，讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐，路途遙遠，水路兼程。有鑒於此，大姐為照顧粉絲，在粉絲集中的地方，建立自己的禪院。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcoh5ojQGR
悟空：禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ILSHZYFIw
唐僧：不定期舉行。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7iKDKRmHH
悟空：觀音姐姐這樣的女神，見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會，我們也去湊湊熱鬧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxFNQBjrZR
兩人走進院內，看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIDRFEBUVm
殿內，有一個和尚。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqYYqfArOO
和尚：餵，幹什麽的？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrcp5J84uN
悟空：請問，今天有沒有見面會？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY0bDgqQtL
和尚：前陣剛舉行，過一陣再來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9FBmlMmfv
悟空：師父，前陣我們見到觀音姐姐，有見面會，她也不通知一聲。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡod0OgQqXwO
唐僧：我們是粉絲，進來膜拜女神。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrqJc53KQ4
和尚：拜吧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3khRwvYLC
唐僧跪在觀音像前，拜了又拜。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRzPvp1LY3
唐僧：悟空，你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfK328LSttT
悟空：這塑像是金子的？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDj9slnfJt
唐僧：是啊。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mYlpQa64i
悟空上下左右看著塑像。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Z9HSyIgaL
悟空：師父，我發現這塑像，要比觀音姐姐胖很多。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfCT5V7FO6
唐僧：我也發現了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡly9EKE3sNV
悟空：一代女神，要保留苗條的身材，才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9t6UlQLCfy
悟空拿出一鑿一斧，開始鑿觀音的塑像。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjKF1L3OZn
突然，和尚用一根木棍，開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY3Y1l2Cn0
和尚：來人啊！有人偷金子！抓賊啦！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwumTS6dK4
鐘聲響亮，傳到寺院各處。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUc8mm3nhc
一會兒，殿內走進很多和尚。其中，有一位很老、很老的老和尚。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRckXYyKv28
老和尚：誰偷金子？抓住他！抓住他！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEZKxYNpBt
和尚：老院主，是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzytqgT17Z1
院主：你們是哪來的粉絲？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYjflBQ4ia
唐僧：老院主，我弟子是東土大唐的欽差，上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院，做為觀音的粉絲，我們進來是膜拜女神的。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD88mr2fWwF
院主：是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJH7BzLUjEi
唐僧：我和我的徒弟孫悟空，看到觀音大姐的塑像，和真人相比，胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥，還原真實的女神。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHF4HzLeIF
悟空：是滴！觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材，天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像，水桶腰、盤子臉，大象腿，做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲，我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以，身不由己的我，提起斧鑿，要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcePqgiUxce
和尚：老院主，這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿，鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilX5Gie5ZC
院主：前陣舉行的見面會，我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們，這塑像比觀音大師胖麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23Csnd7Zuz
眾僧：胖很多。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfG9C9uxyA4
院主：你們也早說！我也是觀音的粉絲，早知道需要減肥瘦身，我親自就動手了！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SPzaP9GPh
悟空：院主，這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面，雖然只見過一面，但是那一面，我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手，更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUk3ekAjHy
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQFmZIKkCt
悟空：收工。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDe267Nrrlm
殿上，眾僧們睜大眼睛，看著魔鬼身材的女神。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF4j2Db2gF
悟空：院主，你手感一下我的雕工。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrD28MsuFn
院主：不了。冰冰的，我怕著涼。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfEtQhL3R0
悟空：我剛剛收工，還熱乎著呢。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxl8qOHmPy
院主：等見到女神真人，我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2l7lZi7Wu2
悟空：鑿下的這一堆金子，咋辦？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcYcEbeZoW
院主：給你當工錢。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoP1Q6JRAKH
悟空：多了。諸位，謝謝你們的觀賞，分給你們一些。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5p2IeZABE
眾僧一聽，爭前恐後的搶金子！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0umUBeKYV
至此，天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6QwNgrruZ
晚飯進行中。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX6eB3IAwS
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺，還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM15LR6ifMk
唐僧：美食美器，真讓我開眼界。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiYH4xvuSL
院主：大唐是天朝上國，你們從上邦來，有什麽寶貝，也讓我看看眼界？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj66pjcXotD
唐僧：東土大唐寶貝多的是，那都是別人的。我只是見過，我可沒什麽寶貝。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjx646F5Rse
院主：你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF77sz7OZ7o
唐僧：院主，這環杖啊，我一路當拐杖用。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4sEkHghP9
唐僧說著，把拐杖向地上一磕，地上的磚碎了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGfCJQb1pO
院主：啊！這肯定是寶貝，不是一般的拐杖！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1HMC7V1UZ
唐僧：這拐杖只是有點重量，可抵抗10級狂風。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpVTIMOo5b
院主：這還不算是寶貝？賣給收鐵的，能賣不少錢。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDnPWjqD4K
唐僧：等我完成取經重任，我就把它賣掉。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKZ1T4SuH2
悟空：師父，我聽說，你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟，晚上可以照明。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcZzEiqNDv
院主：有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECz0i7oXEX
唐僧：袈裟上的夜明珠，早被唐王摳掉。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1sUF0gHXr
院主：全扣掉了麽？說不準，還剩一個。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhl4G4cmZeT
唐僧：我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnohyaxLbGT
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsr6uACAKvn
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3k1JTKc0W
院主：哈哈！夜明珠還剩幾個吧？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvjVOBiMJW
唐僧：悟空，幫忙。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JxXZcYnaJ
師徒2人，把袈裟翻來翻去，找來找去。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3J2SFqU5Z5
悟空：師父，沒發現。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnXkNXcXUA
院主：沒有夜明珠，袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf67C40BgB
唐僧：明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉，是珠粉發的光。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZ0oDrzeZA
院主：我聞到香水味兒。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1N8IMkP8W
悟空：是美女粉絲夜間膜拜？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokS1Gdao6O
唐僧：是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成，香水味兒是美女留下的。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2AWGE4EpX
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟，聞著美女的香水味，突然開始大哭。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMZMZ7Tqa3
院主：55555。我今年二百七十歲了，做了二百五六十年和尚，專門收藏袈裟，至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光，還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwICvJNOJc
唐僧：老院主，你是一位收藏家。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosVzc1s2d8
悟空：院主，你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖，賣給收鐵的，你可就發了！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfBYb767U5
院主：我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後，我拿不動重重的環杖。後來，我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6VDYLlVlU
悟空：了解。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6OcyULxVY
院主：明天你們就西去？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡel7Msb1qid
悟空：早說了，我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地，這袈裟，也讓如來看看眼界。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gTBRWJ7Si
院主：這寶貝袈裟，今晚能讓我披在身上過**？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGAKzCScCL
唐僧：院主的意思是……？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7GuGA2o1b
悟空：師父，院主想和袈裟過夜。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLynzw1bK7
唐僧：你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜，晚上睡得著覺麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FZBOAGdvw
院主：我今晚不睡，想好好看看這寶貝袈裟，好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了，我以後看不到了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHiCtGHLsg
唐僧：好吧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dWwQN7hZ0
悟空：院主，我和師父吃飯住宿費，算是你和袈裟的過夜費。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR38Sv6HOxy
老院主拿著袈裟，回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnf4BUTxsJ
院主：我今年二百七十歲，收藏了幾百件袈裟，從沒見過發光的袈裟。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYbVlSArJr
和尚：院主，袈裟發光有什麽用？白天穿身上，看不出效果。晚上穿吧，影響睡眠。如果想照明，吊幾個大燈籠，比袈裟明亮多了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZNzj135n7
院主：你懂個鳥！這袈裟發的光，可是閃閃發光，比燈籠發光有意境！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKtIQD8rCk
和尚：看閃閃發光的物體，影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見，要保持你現在89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwJ30p1UBD
近離才看清事物的視力。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWO5uF5xitg
院主：我看一會，休息一會。我收藏袈裟，不收藏女神。女神見不見，沒啥。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3aN2vH3nR
和尚：我寧願收藏幾百個女神，絕不收藏一件袈裟。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kaIDT4uph
咚！的一聲，院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl0In55BWJ
院主：現在我年輕，跟你也一樣。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNEeQnXW4y
這時的季節，正是炎熱的夏季。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw38JicA7uq
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的，還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApfVhyTkPb
唐僧：悟空，你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfpjwPSj3i
悟空：師父，我拿金箍棒，幫你打打蚊子。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9PUgAsJqr
唐僧：我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求，你只打蚊子，避暑呢？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnW0D6qpLtZ
悟空：我拿金箍棒打快一點，棒子呼呼地響起，避暑的風就來了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKcClK8yZX
孫悟空拿著金箍棒，在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXf1Zsyh2Zh
唐僧：停！噪音太大。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyrXVYd3wh
悟空：我打慢一點。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnNQTpa3hw
開始慢動作打蚊子。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIP0kBmbKA
唐僧：沒風了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCh52fmYWD
悟空：既要低噪音，又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozEoDM9uzo
唐僧：我看你打蚊子，也累了。洗洗睡吧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6Z7py6Gl9
悟空：我做不到，別人可以做到。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErW55QK8H4
唐僧：誰？哪位？在哪？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzD5qlq69BI
悟空：天上。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtkYmqBUN0
唐僧：你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟，以後過夏天，方便多啦。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R5QgnpCfC
孫悟空一個筋鬥，飛到南天門。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihfi0dpICa
南天門外，有數名天將把守。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlTHrH5D4T
天將甲：你誰？幹什麽的？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrnLXDm4px
悟空：我……你們不認識？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbKm8Y4kke
天將：不認識！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlcaDt7Enl
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前，我經常路過這兒。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvL5rBDsbiq
天將：已經過了500年。看守南天門的人，換了不知多少撥人。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvernFPWytM
悟空：不認識，沒關系。我來天上，想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV5mItcnJD
天將：有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝，叫吹風罩。那玩意兒，能吹風，吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住，擋蚊子。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOJSxUetdI
悟空：消息準確？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO0B9Hwfu2
天將：這幾天晚上，蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpTfHKWSe5
嗖——！孫悟空見到廣目天王。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpueWIU3Kb3
悟空：天王。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u1YBudcWD
天王：大聖，有什麽事？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PdFZr7uTz
悟空：你認識我？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziZHZAsfT3
天王：你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf9hOCVOAS
悟空：500年了，你還記得我？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6D3pasNcxC
天王：大聖，當年你大鬧天宮，用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗，邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒，飄在天宮3天3夜，我怎麽會忘了你呀！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqHPm1MPbE
悟空：額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFnR6a75jD
天王：我還用呢。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEc1pTAS1U
悟空：我只借一晚上。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCXmRoKe2m
天王：幹什麽用？夏天要過3個月，你熬不住一晚上？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulrlX0hwGl
悟空：不是我用，是別人用。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Cr7NdLB3j
天王：誰？哪位？在哪？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWT8yFNXOj
悟空：西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquDXerZllH
天王：為什麽借給他？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcrvOnn68w
悟空：500年前大鬧天宮的我，500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧，救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDybWH0EAU
天王：噢，是借給你的救命恩人。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrAP2ErlGe
悟空：現在我保護唐僧西去求經，我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHco5Wwxja4
天王：借你可以。但要收費。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFQZh4Jdnw
悟空：收費？我借用，非租用。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2jq2M2L49
天王：我租借。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcZcuqBqUy
悟空：南天門的天將，也是租借？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN40azBKUHl
天王：是。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfhDciiLhQ
悟空：開價。我趕時間。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLcs4RX2Je
天王：一晚100兩。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrb40tju7J
悟空：天將也是這個價？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATWjuYPl5P
天王：不。他們一晚1兩。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WiAP45O2G
悟空：啊！為什麽要我100兩？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d3RcpJU8D
天王：天將經常租借。你呢，500年租借一次。價格當然要高。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaVEqTJiBB
悟空：好高的過夜費。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLV8C9fGgB4
天王：是租借費。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iIOAXrIKp
悟空：成交。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXteoO8t8Si
天王：你小心點用，別弄壞。我只有這麽一件！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuNaRiPJRh
孫悟空拿著吹風罩，罩住了唐僧住的房子。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnQj6uilhb
唐僧和悟空，安安穩穩的睡了**。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmQzrWZLqf
第二天。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHBhdCH8kt
悟空：師父，天亮了，起**吧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmVxcChlZs
師徒2人打開門一看，寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間，幾棵樹連根拔起。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XmiDw26iY
唐僧：這怎麽回事？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3XmcMD9Wh
悟空：不清楚。是院內的武僧們，練習什麽功夫了吧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QHOJgaVDO
出現幾個和尚。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuCtTnhk3e
和尚：大唐和尚，你可安好？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsC28BtLBXw
唐僧：我安好。這寺院的房屋，還有這樹……89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8aPUYqRVI
和尚：是昨晚夜裏的狂風，毀了房子和樹。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cWTQwm7YK
唐僧：昨夜刮風了？我一點聲沒聽到。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9Dbg7x79N
悟空：師父，昨晚的風，是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好，我也沒聽到。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb7H5ym3kk
唐僧：悟空，你怎麽破壞古建築？還破壞綠化？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFokmAr1N30
悟空：我不知道，罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHph4YXBEk
一個和尚跑來：89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVTjcUgDVo
和尚：不好了！老院主死了！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqxFrhUbvy
眾人來到老院主的屋子。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYOvUBvm7f
眾和尚：師祖！55555……89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpLdZshMEX
和尚甲：師兄們，老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkKlP3eJYv
唐僧：悟空，你可知罪？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQxy5RGisi
悟空：嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損，門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風，吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqN638tlv72
眾和尚：我們找證據。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uMS2w50fY
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上，找到一紙條。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS7pfxCDSf
和尚：證據找到！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQ5OcQYzuu
悟空奪過紙條一看，上面寫有幾個字：非它殺。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjzZZG3vy9
悟空：哈哈哈。院主的死，跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字，是多麽準確啊！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMs2i8htjY
和尚甲：昨晚天氣炎熱，院主也許是中暑而死。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpgkXw5XGn
眾和尚：院主，你老人家安心的去吧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmSX6bMBtJ
悟空：昨晚，有我的吹風罩送他一程，你們敬愛的老院主，西去的路上不會再中暑。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2wP8AkMX1
唐僧：悟空，院主借的袈裟呢？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKy2Uy1sqs
眾人屋內開找袈裟。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBl51KTSYk
和尚甲：是昨晚的狂風，把袈裟吹沒了吧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1x6fjMTQF
唐僧：不會。這袈裟和我已綁定，狂風吹不走。我感覺，袈裟就在附近。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyB4KJXA3gp
眾僧又找了一番，沒找到。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEAtZ7HLWI
悟空：你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdNFgnVMW4
和尚：有！正東有座黑風山，黑風洞內有一個黑大王。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux7NUS3tbj
悟空：師父，你感覺一下，袈裟在不在正東方向？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS6TRglGhj
唐僧：在。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDGQkVRa2X
寺院的和尚，安葬了老院主。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRBntQGwvU
卻說孫悟空，把腰兒扭了一扭，來到黑風山。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVeHO9Pkk9
在山上一隱蔽處，發現一座洞府。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCeYAlm357
洞府有兩扇石門，緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板，寫有六個大字：黑風山黑風洞。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vXCLwxHdH
悟空：沒錯。是這了。開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZ5ivU6Hcn
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdLzFQNy9g
小妖：大王，門外有一個毛臉和尚，來討袈裟！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNnMMRzI32
黑熊怪：我還沒吃早飯，你讓他在門外等等。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPB8Vgu4uC
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫4個字：稍等片刻。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmL9HpjM5A
又過了一會兒，石門打開，一群小妖沖出。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeFmIe2HUJ
又又過了一會兒，只見那黑黑的黑熊怪，拿一桿黑纓槍，穿的是黑絲襖，罩一領黑披風，戴一頂黑軟巾，穿一雙黑靴子，走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2YE75dah6
黑熊怪不停的打哈。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmY2cRlTBC
悟空：餵，妖怪，剛起**麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrblYr1PcDy
眾妖一看，見孫悟空站在門外，手拿一個牌子，上寫4個大字：還我袈裟。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zjChfr7jb
黑熊怪：早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門，別太早，註意時間。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSW1R6w1kZ
悟空：你這身穿戴，晚上，我可看不到你。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLJdYiTyHO
黑熊怪：晚上我能隱身。你白天來，時間對了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLaRfnwiAp
悟空：還我袈裟！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ1DN1jPKF
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELgwM1U6t1
黑熊怪：你是哪寺的和尚？你的袈裟丟哪了，找我要啊？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCoKNBJIwM
悟空：昨晚用吹風的寶貝，為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGJcvTAMWE
黑熊怪：噢，昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風，把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**，昨晚被震壞了，害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償，歸我了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoV1a36VQd
悟空：袈裟和我師父已綁定，你穿不上。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dPZGejq3F
黑熊怪：我能披上。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGCjRIK3Oo
悟空：袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7BaHRlq4G
黑熊怪：我這一身黑，晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上，有存在感。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SRsFPvMvo
悟空：還我袈裟！不換的話，我推倒黑風山，平了黑風洞，把你們這一洞妖怪，都碾為妖粉！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bLH9y6FyO
眾小妖一聽，嚇得哆嗦。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tXodXVr8j
黑熊怪：你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛，昨晚的狂風，就是他吹的。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsCX5EGrep
悟空：我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟，《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號，你們沒聽說過？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiz9tTFAtZ
黑熊怪：沒聽說過。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y6GI7zCZ5
眾小妖：沒聽說過。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwPHnj59IP
悟空：我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusNjmInKvI
黑熊怪：哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊！知道，知道。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJY5RFNukO
悟空：當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒，你也聞到陶醉了？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapKOJHQ1BC
黑熊怪：500年前？你大鬧天宮那會兒，我在地上，沒聞到什麽狗肉味。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLEYVTTm8J
悟空：你洞裏有沒有狗妖？我用無煙型的火眼金睛，現場烤一只，讓你聞聞。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIUfhphIdd
黑熊怪：敢烤我小弟？吃我一槍！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT8wkIxY3w
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgY2fNNNvJF
漸漸的，烈日當午。2人還在大戰。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7S54wRi55a
黑熊怪：孫悟空，到中午了。我回洞吃午飯，下午再戰。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHLbcO1vNZ
悟空：怕了？還我袈裟。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xkvyYiJVK
黑熊怪：我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外，中午的太陽光這麽強烈，我這一身黑，容易吸熱。再打一會兒，我中暑的話，下午不能和你再戰了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsGQv7gCoX
黑熊怪虛幌一槍，撤回洞裏，收回小怪，關了石門。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRUSdTsczK
門前掛出一個牌子：午飯時間，請勿打擾。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKMZlSbFyS
孫悟空返回觀音院。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d46f2KdEa
唐僧：悟空，袈裟找到沒？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsm5WNmq4kd
悟空：已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjFlEXH0Am
唐僧：你沒拿回來？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzzubmr7Br
悟空：妖怪不給我。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAIc2nSAy7
唐僧：你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QlZGojycY
悟空：妖怪被我打餓，回洞吃飯去了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvZDXnedMC
唐僧：我們也吃飯。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeR38Bh4n8
吃了午飯，孫悟空返回黑風洞。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzYb49Vjxz
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqv2sCZs3h
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRMiGAlySb
小妖：大王，那個毛臉和尚，又來討袈裟！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTfegoGtAN
黑熊怪：我要睡會兒覺，你讓他午後再來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRLrgXKR4j
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫8個字：午休時間，請勿打擾。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0FL1YV247
過了很久，石門打開，黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWpuYUt8Xl
悟空：咳咳。妖怪，你午休時間太長了吧？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1SgdDomZO
黑熊怪：昨晚**沒睡，我午休時間長點，補補覺。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XjD43wPjz
悟空：還我袈裟！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRprAJasK3
黑熊怪：吃我一槍！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xS6ATxYN3
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODH8cZRnoI
兩個從洞口打上山頭，從山頭殺在雲外，吐霧噴風，飛砂走石，只打到紅日西沈。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFi7TsXqzj
黑熊怪：孫悟空，天要黑了，你我明天再戰。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YQZD7mYNH
悟空：你回去吃晚飯麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0vxhO8Fn2
黑熊怪：不。天黑你看不到我，你瞎打，多累啊！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OQPl7DULU
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍，帶小妖撤回洞裏，關了石門。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR07OHFOWN5
孫悟空又返回觀音院。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVr1Yg8wWK
唐僧：悟空，妖怪呢？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0rPnrU5h2
悟空：師父，妖怪又被我打餓，回洞吃飯了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitBv0jC9BW
唐僧：額。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSI5M35QXN
第二天，孫悟空返回黑風洞。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFp4Z22sUu
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3VFmD4CFd
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個紙牌，上寫4個字：今日免戰。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuL8sL2pUMM
悟空：餵，今天怎麽不打了？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qZiVrkvHY
小妖：今天，今天我們大王過生日！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbWREUiohI
孫悟空又返回觀音院。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT04iX6TkZm
唐僧：妖怪打死了麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOwUG60F0j
悟空：師父，妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2YJN2wLlO
唐僧：悟空，你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日，明天妖怪走親戚，後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行，西去求經，時間緊迫，不能和妖怪打持久戰。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3U3qwP3ei0
悟空：這裏是觀音禪院，我們都膜拜她的塑像，我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oN8zPOAd7
嗖——！觀音出現。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1VvAtioU7
觀音：悟空，我來幫你了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7yLvHJXfS
悟空：姐姐，你在南海，聽到我的傾訴？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wuowKpby3
觀音：我路過聽到。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hXIY2wEQi
悟空：那個黑熊怪怎麽對付？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTTCRGp9yd
觀音：悟空，你會不會蕩秋千？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VhX48qXtG
黑風山。黑風洞。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnO65TCt9T
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子，手拿著一個玻璃盤兒，盤內放著一粒仙丹，走到洞口。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbeD3X3O81
靈虛仙子：開門，開門。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPQvUUDBLD
小妖：誰啊？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jrnjKDdwo
靈虛仙子：靈虛仙子，前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sB46R26dc
小妖向洞內報告。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAtbYTwLbI
小妖：大王，門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女，祝賀生日。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFApi7lE8Q
黑熊怪：快請！快請！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9piYjEC8oP
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvahSjmfWDN
靈虛仙子：大王，我聽說有個和尚要袈裟，你和他打了好幾天，也沒個勝負。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75HSPU7BI6
黑熊怪：是滴。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7RuIhYhCW
靈虛仙子：小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹，我保證，你在3分鐘內，打敗那個和尚。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxtrjpcfMR
黑熊怪：這仙丹有什麽功效？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Q70DNEZy0
靈虛仙子：吃下這粒仙丹的人，攻擊力增加100，防禦力增加100，攻擊速度增加100，生命值增加20%，魔法值增加30%，還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrtyvouwUR
黑熊怪：哎呀！竟有有6個屬性。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfT7rGCfYPm
靈虛仙子：還有個屬性，可以健脾開胃。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggSmgD5lwc
黑熊怪：我吃！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MbMIFIXqZ
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNnMofJidU
仙丹是孫悟空所變。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOBzt4AiKU
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaB2QncX4O
黑熊怪：我，我肚子疼。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuclaH3MEBY
靈虛仙子：那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟，不交的話，我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子，我掛在樹上，我也蕩蕩秋千。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtufnZGOWG
黑熊怪：你……你究竟是誰？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYifiS5z6U
靈虛仙子變回觀音。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxf9qJxS4p
觀音：交不交？快點。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGw2EJ5hDJV
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，是你啊！你替孫悟空要袈裟，直接要就行了。沒必要變個美89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRF6QbUqLoM
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子，害得我肚子疼。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSctdzZ7Aha
黑熊怪交出袈裟。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5Jkm6ZooB
觀音：悟空，快點出來吧，裏邊缺氧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPvNb0Sc26
黑熊怪：孫悟空，你從我哪出來？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eblOVIKRU
孫悟空：從你嘴裏進，從你嘴裏出。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsM9mZAoH7A
黑熊怪：你沒進我大腸吧？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CVmqqfkza
黑熊怪張大口，孫悟空飛了出來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWElLFzLrsS
孫悟空：觀音姐姐，我滅了黑熊。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfaoTeEVOi
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，饒命啊！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSKC4hP73h
觀音：悟空，我那落伽山，無人看管，我帶他回去，讓他做個守山大神。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhac9CQzx1a
黑熊怪：大神？我要做大神！我要做大神！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs68HXzxFz
孫悟空拿回袈裟，和唐僧繼續西行。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeDbFjuqCz
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