师徒2个走了6、7天的路，眼前出现一个村庄。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84NoFKtOH2
唐僧：悟空，我们找户人家，借宿一晚，明天赶路。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOh0VBITNv
悟空：这么多户人家，找哪家借宿？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdwuvCUccK
唐僧：你打听一下，哪户有面积大点的单间，有2张床，要管饭吃。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2CPrFNJfu
悟空：是。师父。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLoqVdH2La
唐僧：如果不管饭，你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭，也没做饭工具。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ymUVMam4a
孙悟空走在街头，看到一群人在围观。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhwBCpzPS3
挤进人群，一个家丁正在现场招募。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpO1qkn0yn
家丁：寻找法师降妖，为我们高老庄除害，还我庄上安宁。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaGZ0GkNYX
悟空：喂，这庄上有妖怪？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4bNWzrsOk
家丁：是啊。我家高太公有个女儿，被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子，公开寻找法师降妖。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8CHfoAxqx
悟空：银子归我，我帮你搞定妖怪。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZI6kLNbtI
家丁：你会降妖？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTVuLOjjN9
悟空：是滴。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZfiNlcpkU
家丁：有没有降妖证？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg3plkjYor
悟空：以前降妖，忘办了。等我帮你降了妖，你帮我办一个。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nns5qZclM
家丁：以前你降的是哪类的妖？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWR8jw4AaWi
悟空：小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖，各个年龄段的都有。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFw9XmSwqG
家丁：没降妖证，我信不过。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJn6emnIjJT
悟空：我有证人。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkvgwOBlfT
孙悟空一伸手，把唐僧拉过来。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7jm829itU
悟空：我能降妖，他可以作证。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7uuYym40B
家丁：他真的能降妖？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYreoLwnsl
唐僧：能，我是证人。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwbOIJiL8F
悟空：目击证人。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhTNgxCNyr
唐僧：我是目击证人。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2unvhAuRvh
家丁：你怎么证明他能降妖？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTn3x4owYFg
悟空：已经说啦，目击证人，当然是目击证明。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonJu0cn9li
家丁：他真能降妖？以前找的，都没降住妖。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqVwe7G9GY
唐僧：我们从东土来的，一路上，见一个妖怪，他降一个妖怪。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11pFwI5dcx
家丁：哦。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL4fOytipr
悟空：我收取的降妖费，价格合理，童叟无欺。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqsiYai1Qc
家丁：给你500两银子，多了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl00JF9A3qU
悟空：500两我包工，有几个妖怪降几个。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XPQscB5ZZ
家丁：你能同时降几个妖怪？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vfcwZ6u3F
悟空：见1个妖怪，降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪，降100个妖怪。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0XwT9DRpH
家丁：太公，降妖的找到啦！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVjcVMkCPK
孙悟空、唐僧，见到高太公。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjP3puJt6a
高太公：2位是降妖的？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXE30bpIrf
唐僧：我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经，想借宿一晚。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTvxMd5yDM
高太公：借宿，怎么说是降妖？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrm8c2IxIL
悟空：是借宿，顺便降妖。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTwHn07GtH
高太公：降妖就降妖，怎么找个借宿降妖的？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRguESjEJcW
唐僧：太公，你请个降妖的人，可以提供住宿吧。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEtU0n1N1O
高太公：以前请的，没提供过。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFOXTVDTr8
家丁：以前降妖，都失败了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡis1M42OQWE
悟空：降妖需要慢慢的降，认真的降，仔细的降，很需要时间。以前降妖失败，是时间不够。你吸取教训，要提供住宿。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fzQ9ck8pC
高太公：住吧，只能住一晚。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifrLf50VI7
悟空：介绍一下，妖是什么妖？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKswLT0kKGw
高太公：刚到我家，是一条黑壮汉，耕田耙地不用牛具。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfayEeB9OHW
悟空：牛妖？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4rcW7uAZ5
高太公：后来，壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵，像一头猪了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKCR7JX7pX
悟空：猪妖？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJkUeUdyza
高太公：妖怪特能吃，一顿吃5、6锅米饭，或吃100多个烧饼。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUASkT4NDW5
悟空：不喝汤？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQfNOHM8Hj
高太公：能喝一瓮的汤。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjEFTVZ5Zq
悟空：配什么菜？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFWVb3fuIK
高太公：凉菜、热菜，2、3桌的菜。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2xPk4FaMJ
悟空：额。吃中自有吃中手，一吃更比一吃高。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdbOwIIQI7
高太公：吃是小事，妖怪一出现，云来雾去，飞沙走石，严重污染空气。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZpxObQmyF
悟空：对付妖怪，我要戴上口罩。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HwcpNEmFp
高太公：妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚，妖怪回来过夜。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBocn4dTAiS
悟空：把你女儿带走。今晚，我和妖怪过夜。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHS4ogugZE1
2人到后宅，打开门锁，老高把女儿带走。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLenSfNYw0T
孙悟空坐在房里，等妖怪。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ABqNVpgy7
不多时，一阵风起，飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩，迅速戴上。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvf2uXrwp0K
那怪走进房，一把搂住孙悟空，亲了孙悟空一嘴。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3mYS0VsBc
悟空：猪啊！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLeiQ5lmGP
孙悟空摘掉口罩，呕吐不止！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqbkv3vuzx
妖怪也呕吐不止。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmigejG3EAx
妖怪：你是谁？冒充我老婆？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRvP66SAgG
悟空：我是老高请来的法师，来捉你。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyASNSYC7H
妖怪：又请法师捉我？以前请那么多，捉我失败，受的打击还不够？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJr9UNUVSyc
悟空：先别提老高。我被你强吻了，赔偿点损失吧。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTtLnlIQJE
妖怪：接吻这事，别说了。让别人知道，说我们**。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDHDhpheCf
悟空：你是哪里的妖怪？怎么找个人做老婆？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuz4Hk2uP3
妖怪：我是天上的，来到地上。就近，找个人做老婆。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ2PYerNQm
悟空：你家附近没有妖？你应该找妖做老婆。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFujv92Bwt
妖怪：我家住在福陵山云栈洞，方圆几百里，没有生命的痕迹。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6jOh0nmr2
悟空：不多聊了。人和妖，不能结合。今晚，我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxDlhrUNU3
妖怪：想干什么？拆散我们？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptKuhEkaVv
悟空：我现在降住你，交了差，回房睡觉。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xF9oO4pP7
妖怪：你降住我？你还是直接回房睡吧。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMrbZYk67U
悟空：你可听过，500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLvy4Ah5cW
妖怪：是闹天宫的弼马温？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LQhKSIweJ
悟空：我就是！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKjVn1xzct
妖怪：啊！不要降我，不要！不要！不要！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGqxwaohNE
悟空：你“不要”“不要”的乱叫，别人听到会怎么想？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7jwHiT4Br
妖怪：我闪！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3AjCJrKzG
悟空：想闪？500年前，我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天，我要用火眼金睛烤猪。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQ8kWuXtAE
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖，猪妖衣服起火。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB958UhOmb
猪妖夺门而出，身上冒着烟，逃走了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MSPB09QOV
孙悟空驾着云，顺着空中冒烟的痕迹，追去。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡww8WlLDzTE
出现一座高山，正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上，钻进云栈洞，关门不出来了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlenNf7QY0
悟空：出来！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq7FPieY8b
孙悟空叫了一阵，洞里没动静。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53hWyqLEpR
只听石门一响，猪妖出来了，手拿一柄九齿钉钯。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzajIinLN2
悟空：我以为你睡了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdVQXGlr81
猪怪：没，没。我衣服着火，进洞用水灭了火。另外，我出门没带兵器，进洞拿兵器。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXZE2u9kQK
悟空：时间太长。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJJVBAvPIf
猪妖：我的兵器好久没用，忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmZpuS3pwa
悟空：你怎么知道我的名号？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JSITUvl4B
猪妖：追我这么远，你想问这个？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3ipz5Fjy7
悟空：是我还没问，你逃了这么远。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwbgVl5OvK
猪妖：你也早点问，张口要烤我。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN71mcTvtCQ
悟空：咳咳。500年前的事，你怎么知道？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy7vff21Hq
猪妖：500年前，我在天上做天蓬元帅。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKn4XpcphL
悟空：当年我大闹天宫，你也在现场？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPst5HEMPN
猪妖：等我赶到现场，你已经打完散场。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCizFDgvSL
悟空：我烤狗的狗肉味儿，你也闻到？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiukEWIok8Q
猪妖：你只烤了一条狗，我赶到现场时，有限的狗肉味儿，早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87qvCk0n9T
悟空：对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在，你心中有什么仇恨，有什么怨恨，有什么气愤，完全可以对我发泄。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6y98mFXVM
猪妖：真的？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxJmHyDEWg
悟空：动手吧，我不会反抗。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbc1Umjr9v
猪妖：吃我一钯！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzPyYNXHta
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上，连头皮也没掉。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmyRG1n0h7
猪妖：打空了？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0OEdHrIY2
悟空：没。是你没打动。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvM6xVMvOdi
猪妖：你的头好硬！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxaR2EGaG4
悟空：当年大闹天宫，我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹，已经练成铜头铁臂。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZk32kryybB
猪妖：啊。你身上有铜又有铁，烧烤的肉，含重金属吧？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFtw3pk2LU
悟空：我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤，没事儿。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOBiaTaeCK
猪妖：有机会吃你的烧烤。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQR98WHdfm
悟空：欢迎光临。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPu8vCNbXT5
猪妖：我要睡了。88！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoaiaTuopW
悟空：慢！我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师，你这个妖，我还没降住。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHTC6aDZY2
说着，孙悟空拿出金箍棒，准备战斗。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwz3FavfkW0
猪妖：等明天吧，你不用急。我的住址，你记下。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0WGAS87g1
悟空：你别晚上搬家溜走。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH1eI9ZuyG
猪妖：我在等一个取经的人，不搬家。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfbege8GkW
悟空：我就是取经的，难道你在等我？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCxizDdekf
猪妖：我等的取经人，是一位骑着一匹白马，手拿一根禅杖，风度翩翩的白衣和尚。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7N5VUB2dsy
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZiNcEtySk
悟空：我想起来了！你……你是我的师弟猪八戒！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQClglH4mFE
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYUezlUZPR
猪妖：我也想起来了！你……你是我的师兄孙悟空！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlu5ocz4kj
悟空：猪师第，让你久等了！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9Fhcoygrl
猪妖：孙师兄，我终于见到你了！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOkRRr1df2
2人拥抱，流泪。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtW08csbhPO
悟空：我带你见师父。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXXJNU70Iv
孙悟空、猪妖，驾云在空中。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUE5nY5Cb7f
悟空：师弟，你腾云驾雾，怎么飞沙走石的？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsCKMZB9Yz
猪妖：我弄点声，制造点气氛，表明自己要出场。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSH40GGeWqg
悟空：你那飞行方式，夜间飞行，扰民。白天飞行，污染空气。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVJy5ihTCX
猪妖：知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉，以后纯净低调飞行。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqX7DXCR4K
孙悟空带着猪妖，回到高老庄的高家。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAnydRF2B2
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ61RiCk4pq
猪妖：师父！师父！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrPihltFpa
唐僧：你叫我师父？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SmbkrEKVp
猪妖：师父，我是你西天取经路上，要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWrJDm9qUz
唐僧：悟空，你怎么降得他叫我师父？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAobB6POAJ5
悟空：说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上，我是孙悟空……85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3asRHSdDy
八戒：我是猪八戒……85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjGBBeBIIQ
悟空：令人呕吐的事件突然发生了，八戒紧紧抱住我，强吻了我……85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YVOq6LGvE
八戒和悟空边说边表演。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVq3G52Gl0
悟空：我忍不住的反击，八戒忍不住的乱叫……85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms6r8vWs7N
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悟空：接着，八戒和我都欲火全身，各自拿出自己的武器，我们大战**。天亮的时候，他被我搞定。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgM5GVhY7De
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唐僧：5荤3厌是什么？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBRlINMJct
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