轟——!77Please respect copyright.PENANAq5bAzNUnbz
(天地間一聲巨響,出現一朵巨大的蘑菇雲。)77Please respect copyright.PENANACinduOoSl8
(天庭)77Please respect copyright.PENANAB433Awv30d
(靈霄殿)77Please respect copyright.PENANAmYESGaQQkQ
(玉帝正趴在桌子上睡覺)77Please respect copyright.PENANA7x9hwRoapM
傳令官:報——!!!77Please respect copyright.PENANAJtVNZlVdKK
(玉帝一驚,伸著懶腰醒來)77Please respect copyright.PENANAPcC4bh6XVl
玉帝:什麽事啊?這麽大聲?又打擾我睡覺。77Please respect copyright.PENANAr3pwicATSw
傳令官:千裏眼、順風耳在殿外求見。77Please respect copyright.PENANAoZ3ls4eOAh
玉帝:傳。(趴在桌上繼續睡覺)77Please respect copyright.PENANAhDuG7wKSOK
(千裏眼和順風耳興致勃勃的走上殿來)77Please respect copyright.PENANAqU7SXpPm6t
千裏眼:陛下,我們耗時千年研製的元子神彈,今日在下界爆裂成功啦!77Please respect copyright.PENANAcfMm6l0afx
玉帝(猛地醒來):哦!真的?耶!耶!(狂喜)77Please respect copyright.PENANA4lNvOki81F
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的聲音太巨大了,竟震壞我兩個耳膜。77Please respect copyright.PENANA39AvEWPPVo
玉帝:你不是有九九八十一個耳膜嗎?震壞兩個算什麽?別大驚小怪的。77Please respect copyright.PENANAcZFnxsfQ5h
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂時發出強烈刺眼的光線……77Please respect copyright.PENANAyZthJZx9Dd
玉帝:啊!你的眼睛沒受傷害吧?你只有兩只眼睛。77Please respect copyright.PENANA13Wgva6VNX
千裏眼:哈哈!沒,沒。我戴墨鏡看的。77Please respect copyright.PENANAjtdjTgfvOq
玉帝:算你小子聰明!77Please respect copyright.PENANAZuCJATEuse
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂後生成直沖天庭像蘑菇一般巨大的雲煙,壯觀無比!我從來沒看到過那麽美麗的景色。77Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ftu280ZGs
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的余音不斷,聽得我心曠神怡。77Please respect copyright.PENANAPJ8jbUqn99
玉帝:哦?這麽壯觀的場景怎麽不早先告我?!77Please respect copyright.PENANAG7l4OXxI4n
千裏眼:陛下,你忘了我的眼睛有錄製功能。我已經把神彈爆裂實況全部錄製下來,你想看隨時就可以看。77Please respect copyright.PENANAsp7o1Rmnw0
玉帝:真有你小子的!77Please respect copyright.PENANAQWL4oB4XrN
順風耳:可惜我的耳朵沒錄製功能,沒錄下元子神彈的爆裂聲音。77Please respect copyright.PENANAG2GqdFLA1t
玉帝:唉!沒關系,就當看無聲電影吧。小順子,下去把你的耳朵改造改造。你不知道聲音也在滅絕嗎?隨時隨地錄製聲音,很具有生物學價值。77Please respect copyright.PENANAsg8ICf5KGB
順風耳:謝陛下指點。等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣絕對會全全錄製元子神彈的聲音。77Please respect copyright.PENANAgSQgYbo8Gt
千裏眼:等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣會戴上彩色的眼鏡,不會讓你再看黑白電影。77Please respect copyright.PENANAcJRp7llErG
玉帝:都給我住口!77Please respect copyright.PENANAceALRxlpQj
千裏眼/順風耳:陛下,我們的想法難道不好嗎?77Please respect copyright.PENANAkyVoGYkZjI
玉帝:是好想法。做為你們的老大,我常常教導你們,做神要低調,不要張口閉口神啊神的。77Please respect copyright.PENANA2gTPFKR2HT
千裏眼/順風耳:臣等明白!77Please respect copyright.PENANAtyuo2iALdH
玉帝:以後說起元子神彈要去掉「神」字,改稱——元子彈。77Please respect copyright.PENANAI02Wq4Owjn
千裏眼/順風耳:元子彈???77Please respect copyright.PENANATlwdndKJxW
(在下界元子彈的爆裂處——花果山,位於沙漠地帶,山上山下寸草不生。由於上界元子彈77Please respect copyright.PENANAS7ZLNE6frz
爆裂,產生肥沃的土壤,使花果山方圓百裏變的有花、有果,成為名副其實的——花果山!)77Please respect copyright.PENANAO41WdX8Yh2
(山上莫名其妙地會聚了一群猴子)77Please respect copyright.PENANA8AWwpxIe5N
(由於上界在此進行了上千年的元子彈試驗,一個路過的猴子慘遭輻射,導致基因突變,成77Please respect copyright.PENANAkM91IPkvWM
為神猴!親們,因為神猴是元子彈產生的,所以這裏我們先稱神猴為——元猴。)77Please respect copyright.PENANAGB6kw4QjKO
(山上的群猴正在水裏洗澡、玩耍,元猴走到水邊,準備跳入水中)77Please respect copyright.PENANAoZxd0Fouhp
通背猿猴:等等!(一把攔住元猴)77Please respect copyright.PENANAfP6dogklV7
元猴:幹嘛?77Please respect copyright.PENANAROuZ4D6UZE
通背猿猴:你要幹嘛?77Please respect copyright.PENANApRxetsbKFa
元猴:我打算洗個澡。可以吧?77Please respect copyright.PENANAWcEv1Zkxgf
通背猿猴:可以。77Please respect copyright.PENANAYkVhOJo8bx
(元猴想跳入水中,又被一把攔住)77Please respect copyright.PENANAuSnDfyaavJ
元猴:你要幹嘛?77Please respect copyright.PENANAEUFWPaIZ5U
通背猿猴:我……我聞到你身上有股怪味兒。77Please respect copyright.PENANAReLKA7ZJY6
元猴:不是怪味兒,是火藥味兒。你的鼻子出問題了,勸你趕快去看五官科的太醫。77Please respect copyright.PENANAoIVlYeHQ9x
通背猿猴:你身上怎麽會有火藥味兒?77Please respect copyright.PENANAkLBzcd3MCL
元猴:說來話長。77Please respect copyright.PENANABikLksWxkh
通背猿猴:我想聽聽。77Please respect copyright.PENANA7EcGhl9Ts8
元猴:我急著洗澡,我洗澡先怎樣?77Please respect copyright.PENANA7Rxd7C92TJ
通背猿猴:我急著聽你的話,你說先怎樣?77Please respect copyright.PENANAmuYoOUKHxK
元猴:好吧。關於我身上的火藥味兒~~~77Please respect copyright.PENANAiaujAk7vOb
通背猿猴:嗯……77Please respect copyright.PENANALCmEeaErzj
元猴:一不小心就有了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAa5YY5K1Zn0
通背猿猴:啊。77Please respect copyright.PENANAHp2KLaChlz
(噗通!元猴縱身跳入水中)77Please respect copyright.PENANAeSBUa6oYyA
通背猿猴:哇!這個入水動作,簡直太美了!77Please respect copyright.PENANALyItSwSY97
(群猴繼續在水裏玩耍。忽然,聽到一個猴子大叫!)77Please respect copyright.PENANAe0ffdbzHxn
猴子甲:有黑洞!有黑洞!……77Please respect copyright.PENANAT2rJkjHidu
(猴子甲指著上流的瀑布處大叫著,水中群猴都被吸引上岸)77Please respect copyright.PENANAAA72YgyYKK
通背猿猴:黑洞?什麽是黑洞啊?77Please respect copyright.PENANAvxI4Wtunyo
元猴:笨豬!黑洞就是沒有燈光和火光的洞啦!77Please respect copyright.PENANAXYuSfsPkzH
通背猿猴:貌似你知道很多。你進去看看怎樣?77Please respect copyright.PENANAfKl7fWETWW
元猴:有誰進去過沒有?77Please respect copyright.PENANAYW1Fzwkbxt
通背猿猴:剛發現的,應該沒有。77Please respect copyright.PENANAIltP8XngDV
元猴:我可沒那個膽量。77Please respect copyright.PENANAFdPMNWXXh3
通背猿猴:那你瞎嚷嚷什麽?77Please respect copyright.PENANAkJ3K5gSWqy
元猴:我看你不了解,解釋一下給你聽嘍。77Please respect copyright.PENANAXgNjPZNebV
通背猿猴:哪個膽大的敢進洞看看啊?77Please respect copyright.PENANAXJLhzgy6fS
(眾猴不語)77Please respect copyright.PENANACxVy4DmXge
通背猿猴:誰敢進黑洞,我們就拜他為王!77Please respect copyright.PENANAiaTtZg8yS2
(眾猴又不語。過了一會兒)77Please respect copyright.PENANAkXbM1fyAtJ
元猴:我進去看看怎樣?77Please respect copyright.PENANAWo4wlJiMZE
通背猿猴:你怎麽過了一會兒才說出來?77Please respect copyright.PENANAB7AZoKhtNd
元猴:我一向很謙虛,沒想到諸位比我更謙虛。我花時間考慮了一下,最後做出決定,所以77Please respect copyright.PENANAhsfba8SDXf
過了一會兒。77Please respect copyright.PENANAWaDTt56qmJ
通背猿猴:廢話少說!你這就進洞吧。77Please respect copyright.PENANA89wyXzSEyb
元猴:我有個要求。77Please respect copyright.PENANAyJnniodw3G
通背猿猴:說。77Please respect copyright.PENANAoS0Pfd9SYH
元猴:我聽說身體進入黑洞可能會導致時空穿越,如果我進黑洞後穿越到500年前或500年後,猴王不但做不成,我從此還消失了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAD65t66124q
通背猿猴:你想怎樣?77Please respect copyright.PENANAQa7vs3h5jI
元猴:你們總的建個標誌性的建築紀念紀念我吧?77Please respect copyright.PENANAO2g9CrdZwj
通背猿猴:好!你消失後就在此給你立個牌子,上寫:某某某在此穿越!77Please respect copyright.PENANAqdZUZStL9i
元猴:牌子的原料要選非常堅硬的石頭,「某某某在此穿越!」要選用利刀深深的刻在石頭上面,還要……77Please respect copyright.PENANADQzltw7IxQ
通背猿猴:好!好!好!都答應你!你快進去吧!進去吧!77Please respect copyright.PENANAs24pL47Al0
(通背猿猴雙手一推元猴,元猴飛身離地,穿過瀑布,進入黑洞)77Please respect copyright.PENANAIc6atD4Har
(黑洞內金光閃閃!)77Please respect copyright.PENANAio0qbZg8Jj
元猴:哇!難道這裏是座寶藏?77Please respect copyright.PENANAa4wcJ4jtbG
(走近一看,石壁上有10個閃閃發光的大字:花果山福地,水簾洞洞天。)77Please respect copyright.PENANA5fpNK0xJ8M
元猴:靠!我以為是金銀珠寶,原來只是幾個閃光字。77Please respect copyright.PENANAhFEssetiyZ
(砰!一聲,拿出一火把點亮。環視洞中,發現有石鍋、石竈、石碗、石杯、石盆、77Please respect copyright.PENANAC9zFAAPuxz
石床、石凳……)77Please respect copyright.PENANAPA1fmWf36W
元猴:這兒家具挺全的,以前應該有人居住。不會是山頂洞人吧?77Please respect copyright.PENANALfuekU1h7o
(洞外)77Please respect copyright.PENANAmYHFwHmhXE
眾猴:怎麽還不出來?77Please respect copyright.PENANAUiVuNbxvKn
通背猿猴:唉!我們為他立碑吧。77Please respect copyright.PENANAbYfIMUBwwL
(嗖——!一聲,但見瀑布處水花濺出,緊接著有一不明飛行物飛出黑洞!)77Please respect copyright.PENANAyCnJE9gzib
通背猿猴:有飛碟!77Please respect copyright.PENANANXTGPIaShm
(不明飛行物一落地,卻是元猴。眾猴圍上)77Please respect copyright.PENANAe8iRSEbaLb
眾猴:黑洞裏邊有什麽?黑洞裏邊有什麽?…………77Please respect copyright.PENANA3H0PJmUCyN
元猴:這個……77Please respect copyright.PENANASkdAErNRjm
通背猿猴:某某某,黑洞裏邊有什麽?快說!77Please respect copyright.PENANA6epOls2nqN
眾猴:某某某快說!某某某快說!……77Please respect copyright.PENANAA8HgLEbaMD
元猴:諸位,你們對我的稱謂,是不是該換換了?77Please respect copyright.PENANAYPLVdmErkq
通背猿猴:什麽稱謂換換什麽啦?77Please respect copyright.PENANAlBBZFfstUH
元猴:你當眾說,誰敢進洞就拜誰為王。我進去了。你們這幫無賴還不拜我為王!77Please respect copyright.PENANAmD1VFIJpS8
通背猿猴:哈哈!不好意思。我們一時心急想知道黑洞的秘密,把那事忘了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAGqUGOJYbmI
元猴:現在想起來了吧?用不用我再提醒你們一遍?77Please respect copyright.PENANAOu8F389nI1
通背猿猴:不用!不用!都來拜見我們的大王!77Please respect copyright.PENANAZs7ie8z6K3
眾猴:拜見大王!77Please respect copyright.PENANASLrEGFk8CE
(群猴俯首而拜,高呼:大王萬歲!)77Please respect copyright.PENANA8K4O362oJO
通背猿猴:大王啊,黑洞裏面……77Please respect copyright.PENANAbDRjpwQnf4
猴王:黑洞裏面是個三室兩廳兩衛的房子。77Please respect copyright.PENANAV95jqubJ3D
通背猿猴:原來是個三居室。77Please respect copyright.PENANA6iw7wiqzX0
猴王:可以這麽說。77Please respect copyright.PENANAdRMx0wAFJY
通背猿猴:房子不小,可惜容不下我們全部入住。留著給大王住吧。77Please respect copyright.PENANAreFRzaLE2s
猴王:雖是個三居室,可每居都有上百平米,足夠我們全全入住。77Please respect copyright.PENANAWTYUJn6qWu
通背猿猴:哦!這樣的話,我們就和大王群居!77Please respect copyright.PENANA7QY5fdKSgY
猴王:是同居!你用詞文雅一點好不好?77Please respect copyright.PENANAP7IfU8Btta
通背猿猴:我們什麽時候搬進去?77Please respect copyright.PENANAobBNl18kUG
猴王:現在就搬。隨我來!77Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5wDa6aLHa
(群猴跟著猴王飛入洞中)77Please respect copyright.PENANAEj1HUqb42V
(在洞內,眾猴張燈結彩,手舞足蹈,歡天喜地!)77Please respect copyright.PENANAVTOwltJWdC
(通背猿猴看到那幾個閃光的字)77Please respect copyright.PENANAho5HehJk8F
通背猿猴:哈哈!原來這黑洞叫水簾洞。好名字!好名字呀!77Please respect copyright.PENANAi4uKiYWMmy
猴子甲:大王,你也應該有個好名字才好。77Please respect copyright.PENANA56A1na3iZE
猴王:你們稱我為王,我已經心滿意足。77Please respect copyright.PENANAqZopvUcstF
通背猿猴:大王,我看到你縱身跳水的姿勢非常的美,那一瞬間,使我終身難忘。77Please respect copyright.PENANAD70ONFVCKU
猴王:待會兒出去,我再跳給你看。77Please respect copyright.PENANA3aJw4Aq04S
通背猿猴:不如,我們就稱你為美猴王吧!77Please respect copyright.PENANAfXbYSElCxU
猴王:美猴王?77Please respect copyright.PENANATXqdRfoSUh
群猴:美猴王!美猴王!美猴王!…………77Please respect copyright.PENANAXJiO3t38iX
猴王:隨你們的便啦。77Please respect copyright.PENANAcIPrPbRdwe
猴子甲:大王叫美猴王,我叫麗猴王!77Please respect copyright.PENANAc0y0nlWI1H
猴子乙:我叫帥猴王!77Please respect copyright.PENANAijjkSxDukr
猴子丙:我叫酷猴王!77Please respect copyright.PENANA9No0yxaujr
…………77Please respect copyright.PENANAT4EDKHDqnE
(美猴王把通背猿猴叫道一旁)77Please respect copyright.PENANAqmQRXWJMr9
美猴王:你打算叫什麽?77Please respect copyright.PENANAw2Mlchm9iV
通背猿猴:好名字都被他們搶了,我無所謂了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAuK3sR0x9CE
美猴王:你貴姓?77Please respect copyright.PENANAiKFoKNzscU
通背猿猴:姓通。77Please respect copyright.PENANAHUuvFlAd8x
美猴王:名字?77Please respect copyright.PENANA12RE2GPNLL
通背猿猴:背。77Please respect copyright.PENANAWDuTLSn5Q3
美猴王:背什麽?77Please respect copyright.PENANAijPYF09rV4
通背猿猴:只有一個背。77Please respect copyright.PENANAsF598A6YEh
美猴王:嗯,本大王冊封你為通背猴王怎樣?77Please respect copyright.PENANAMib2sddjPx
通背猿猴:好名字!大王有文采!77Please respect copyright.PENANAelmGFEj2yV
(至此,花果山水簾洞建立了以美猴王為首的猴王帝國!)77Please respect copyright.PENANADDjhizuhVl
(一日,美猴王正在設宴與群臣喝酒,傳令猴急匆匆跑進水簾洞)77Please respect copyright.PENANAoOoiOwiym9
傳令猴:報告大王,出事了!77Please respect copyright.PENANAcmrqaO4HYP
美猴王:愛卿何事驚慌?77Please respect copyright.PENANA7ooW9is97S
傳令猴:帥猴王在攀山時不小心墜入懸崖摔死了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAtoEZH22JoP
美猴王:啊!我的帥愛卿,你去的太早了!55555……(痛哭流涕)77Please respect copyright.PENANAtXFRgTq7Xy
(美猴王在花果山為帥猴王舉行了莊嚴隆重的葬禮。葬禮上,群猴紛紛落淚。)77Please respect copyright.PENANAfGlGQSUDOL
(群猴都不哭了,只有美猴王哭泣不止)77Please respect copyright.PENANAzApGuwOWYK
通背猿猴:大王,猴死不能復生。希望你……77Please respect copyright.PENANAWaKqddyqcb
美猴王:55555……(哭的更加厲害)77Please respect copyright.PENANAIW3fz4ZYof
群猴:大王,別哭了。帥猴王永遠活在我們心中。77Please respect copyright.PENANANBX3te7MHI
美猴王:我不是僅僅為我的帥愛卿而哭,他只不過是去的早了一點。諸位想一想,百年之後我們都會像帥猴王一樣離開這個美麗富饒的花果山,離開這個逍遙自在世界。你們不覺得這樣的結局很悲慘嗎?77Please respect copyright.PENANA3TTcOAN6Bw
(群猴聽罷,一個個掩面悲啼!)77Please respect copyright.PENANAuZU9oELfWW
通背猿猴:大王,你的意思是,我們活的再長久,都不免一死?77Please respect copyright.PENANAoMhTmz2vJu
美猴王:嗯啊!77Please respect copyright.PENANAsSvm9GJ7XB
通背猿猴:大王想要長生不死,不是沒有辦法。77Please respect copyright.PENANAOqRfn8pd5U
美猴王:不是沒有辦法就是有辦法了?77Please respect copyright.PENANAkObMDVdweK
通背猿猴:嗯啊!77Please respect copyright.PENANAmwMt3e9ZzM
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