(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)49Please respect copyright.PENANAGeCh00FnRm
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)49Please respect copyright.PENANAleIOCj2uTM
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?49Please respect copyright.PENANABWd0BDaCzd
(猶豫不決)49Please respect copyright.PENANApTUFAXvwE6
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。49Please respect copyright.PENANAJ07w3DSL13
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)49Please respect copyright.PENANACXqjZ4JCPc
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)49Please respect copyright.PENANAnRx3NauW3h
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)49Please respect copyright.PENANAlCSoabAbLL
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。49Please respect copyright.PENANA46Q6eJCZPV
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)49Please respect copyright.PENANAPoEnGT2qf5
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。49Please respect copyright.PENANAIFuSm8nwGC
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。49Please respect copyright.PENANAKZGS7RUrRo
(路人甲下山走了)49Please respect copyright.PENANA1v2KfJ940B
猴王:失敗。49Please respect copyright.PENANAU4lZBOrmhV
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)49Please respect copyright.PENANAKSvmFgkuQp
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。49Please respect copyright.PENANA8ls1qn6EPR
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。49Please respect copyright.PENANA2fLNQfCwYp
(路人乙下山走了)49Please respect copyright.PENANAW4CrjzMH2E
猴王:失敗。49Please respect copyright.PENANAVz0lPQpxUK
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)49Please respect copyright.PENANAnNZcEQe8aP
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。49Please respect copyright.PENANAtLCknoQbnL
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……49Please respect copyright.PENANATJpIce5Aph
猴王:你是路人丙?49Please respect copyright.PENANAsy58m34RN8
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。49Please respect copyright.PENANAgbqlNmAr1F
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?49Please respect copyright.PENANAYTjFiv6Mc0
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。49Please respect copyright.PENANA4cUf7ArPD1
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。49Please respect copyright.PENANAgqlATmoCvv
樵夫:什嘛?49Please respect copyright.PENANApaKokPSKRA
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。49Please respect copyright.PENANA2ud6JkRqO3
樵夫:沒聽明白。49Please respect copyright.PENANAhXSRCDFUfi
猴王:那就最好不過了。49Please respect copyright.PENANA76JGzlZ6Em
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。49Please respect copyright.PENANA0EVpx0MdNG
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANAe7yWIPEWdv
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。49Please respect copyright.PENANAtuEBB5qKJq
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。49Please respect copyright.PENANAShjsaPlDYw
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?49Please respect copyright.PENANAIDKwiFqDSL
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。49Please respect copyright.PENANALgVJ33kbdW
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!49Please respect copyright.PENANA0jDuEQrRsA
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANA4fWKTIbmc8
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。49Please respect copyright.PENANAtZ7h7vMrrt
猴王:哦哦哦。49Please respect copyright.PENANAXCz20cUOal
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!49Please respect copyright.PENANAXzAC1TThkT
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?49Please respect copyright.PENANA8L7YPNABj9
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。49Please respect copyright.PENANAwqE1m2D9FT
猴王:這麽容易搞定?49Please respect copyright.PENANAjG2AC8kq12
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)49Please respect copyright.PENANAsyqFOUbiMx
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。49Please respect copyright.PENANAlRxWxgSYdO
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)49Please respect copyright.PENANA3lcW1BdA2e
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?49Please respect copyright.PENANAcocqTjOT40
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)49Please respect copyright.PENANAgqubTjRHiq
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。49Please respect copyright.PENANAi3vjFz0Fc6
(進門一看,又是一道門)49Please respect copyright.PENANAOzEplTdJpN
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANAh5Fr1E7ndL
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)49Please respect copyright.PENANAt4Hwje98jG
猴王:又是自動門。我進!49Please respect copyright.PENANArzFMk1rr1E
(咚!……哎呀!)49Please respect copyright.PENANAqJro5JXoPW
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)49Please respect copyright.PENANA2w4H3EDfNM
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!49Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7e9MGbeOG
(門內,走出一位仙童)49Please respect copyright.PENANAHC1fiVqwpY
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?49Please respect copyright.PENANAvShER1nim2
猴王(一舉右手):我!49Please respect copyright.PENANAF6ZmHWtZ6b
仙童:你哪位?49Please respect copyright.PENANANLgpItT6IC
猴王:我來拜師學道。49Please respect copyright.PENANAetDTNzO9Ei
仙童:哦,請進。49Please respect copyright.PENANAnNqsjhqmkw
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANA7ImruLBddE
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。49Please respect copyright.PENANA4KhSetkfOj
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?49Please respect copyright.PENANAf57A15L86k
仙童:防盜門。49Please respect copyright.PENANARyDcX02SgT
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?49Please respect copyright.PENANAq2Hv9oLNwF
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。49Please respect copyright.PENANARfIElVSDnY
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANAr2FTqPwy3Y
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。49Please respect copyright.PENANAfv6lZRHMcj
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。49Please respect copyright.PENANA3pjv5hnCf0
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)49Please respect copyright.PENANAifowqjUCVR
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。49Please respect copyright.PENANA2uzQUdmQp0
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)49Please respect copyright.PENANAp9S8pyUF4h
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)49Please respect copyright.PENANA0bfapdG5wO
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANA4CVdTZ14Dt
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。49Please respect copyright.PENANAvk0CfQrc1p
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAgAmuPLkUTy
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?49Please respect copyright.PENANA48BaTAnyap
猴王:姓名?沒有。49Please respect copyright.PENANA6IbUFxwkaX
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?49Please respect copyright.PENANAQU9Q7Kxa7a
猴王:啊!這個還要問?49Please respect copyright.PENANAkbAVygghuW
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANAvMzQS5YoUu
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。49Please respect copyright.PENANAfLFeVmFAji
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?49Please respect copyright.PENANARbTqMGalKe
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。49Please respect copyright.PENANATenUu3aIsD
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!49Please respect copyright.PENANAU24GoGLl1i
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。49Please respect copyright.PENANAPLXIkXMfeZ
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANA2O6Xk3JhHN
猴王:是,師父。49Please respect copyright.PENANA3sGsRcgIAB
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。49Please respect copyright.PENANAW4sVePcn92
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAMYZ594c9mI
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。49Please respect copyright.PENANANheEk1ltRv
仙童:跟我走吧。49Please respect copyright.PENANA5MseiUuNxr
(猴王原地一動不動)49Please respect copyright.PENANA7c7deCLV5H
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!49Please respect copyright.PENANAPDDNOxoTbf
(猴王還是原地一動不動)49Please respect copyright.PENANAeXIp1iP2yb
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANABcFw6FCwDj
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?49Please respect copyright.PENANAIGFDb9yRNk
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANACNgGrAreq9
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。49Please respect copyright.PENANAlmGFUrp3zR
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!49Please respect copyright.PENANAzOaFW8C0pN
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。49Please respect copyright.PENANA8oeUemlWa3
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!49Please respect copyright.PENANA187hzH6YWm
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANAAwXTMCnKAo
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!49Please respect copyright.PENANAZlA8BYGh6E
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?49Please respect copyright.PENANAWrhjGgnnY6
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。49Please respect copyright.PENANATwNoMubObq
悟空:謝師父取名。49Please respect copyright.PENANAOUgn5Rah08
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)49Please respect copyright.PENANAw6n1jJtbic
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