（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuC8BpKd83
（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEnW4G9RBj
悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa11EKHP8ZA
菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygj0OgcbUj
（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ttShxOnea
悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzxSfkjkLD
菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5DLuLFdTU
悟空：弟子已經忍很久。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKuAKs1BFU
菩提祖師：有多久？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBLNqCy5Kf
悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMJKdODnRx
菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3achZAkkv
悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKcXmriG2n
菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcc59ei6bpB
悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn7sbTwbte
菩提祖師：是滴！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUUx1U9aBA
悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsawIUshNv4
菩提祖師：什麽秘密？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3To4UrBVVz
悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiMQFfdFQp
菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimxfB9cuWX
悟空：師父為何大笑？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWt9qccHr9g
菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgVD0w1RrD
悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2BYnHC7j8
菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0u0HMf06r
悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsI7BOtuhqg
菩提祖師：拿來我看。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNUfI7GJiA
（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5foi6D5C0s
菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKTrjyEd7M
悟空：現在不能捉了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6lbH7FD6g
菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9AB6vyltF
悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzv19Nlh5Xe
菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UV6GS4SAa
悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGTrbaSmqP
菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHoAQwBx5D
悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKS96mfVz4z
菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGzQIyEc9v
悟空：是滴。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsT6g9jT0pn
菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFhVppSMcw
悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30ZRrc08Jc
菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHETKcoQv9
悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiueduVCZyF
菩提祖師：這還差不多！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIsJC7XruY
悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3JXm3TXss
菩提祖師：說！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQkbgwnhUx
悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kNElOVZCl
菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGpzHtkrBf
悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcz4a22Gc3H
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve8Q8Q1OEe
悟空：什麽是術道？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQuHQnL4CK
菩提祖師：替人算命用的。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaBCPS68rU
悟空：學會術道，能活多久？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6M1S5P2fTj
菩提祖師：不過百年。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vNeg7YzmH
悟空：不學！不學！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAStt56AUD
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHW2gj7IgOW
悟空：什麽是流道？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4OLxJYNih
菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHBJwCxqm3
悟空：學會流道，能活多久？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSYxEM6awo
菩提祖師：不過百年。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCu8ByvpObA
悟空：不學！不學！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDZtdukpMJ
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡza81DfDgt1
悟空：什麽是靜道？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1DtjcA2yS
菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6v8E2JyKM
悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXwrs5usXa
菩提祖師：不過百年。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLNvclfVeH
悟空：不學！不學！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08N9lDWCGY
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsGLcGRoT2
悟空：動道又是什麽？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06MIBVaexx
菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7b4TNljNph
悟空：學會動道，能活多久？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2VmbxM49Z
菩提祖師：不過百年。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57P2rmGiWL
悟空：不學！不學！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTxahhlTJv
菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL270JUx7nm
（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw31F6sHGLC
（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiw8CGKDo6
菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BKFxj5Dhd
悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF1xMeADJo
菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EvmilCtAC
悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2zP43putL
菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9ENufE4gX
悟空：那我走了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OeOVJP8oy
菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnemHi1reXi
（悟空找到便壺）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nfU5Cm0M7
悟空：師父請用。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8rdnpp7MC
（菩提祖師撒完尿）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NOeWRq2gU
菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrq6ZPSgzJ
悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChC5qDuGtl
菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiucpt3z7iW
悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHQuhHh3ae
菩提祖師：好吧！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJVmFkldpb
悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuXvxGGsZe
菩提祖師：嗯啊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHg2xjY4ZLQ
悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IJm76r7FS
菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ6ppHLfcj
悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40CqPejM2i
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIyTNCUDJt
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8feGIvref
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9uARqtyLs
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DGL2TZrff
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjs6icTfTj
（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKYLady6Lx
（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBxsCDWoik
菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KP9uMOXHF
悟空：變身之法是什麽？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bZzBpeAGT
菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpfIZasVuU
悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqdHmRJsO7
菩提祖師：嗯啊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGk3yd0G0f
悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzSowEh8Su
菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSgLJdSzV2
悟空：啊！這個……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevSCCHB4K3
菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxe0QLk0shj
悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrpldT10ZS
菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtam4Wb800
悟空：弟子108變全部想學。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rfM7Dx8EX
菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXz4DZV84M
悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XqZOl2ahv
菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeHfSjIDmM
悟空：那就學72變。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgvRwzTzEt
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLTHiCcwXT
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhTh0Xpb7a
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhzXF9QaJy
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREEH4ZGeUQ
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJadVk8itN
（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddYwxa2J6S
（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLnJotgdZV
菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDg5DAewqc
悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvOlnGIW7D
菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmRInUcwzV
悟空：會。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WuCU2TJN2
菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4YiQ8lSHd
悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8gLEgozN0
菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWzJtqTovx
悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK28DXyJbt4
菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1fKz3pKjc
悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshYjGLLzZx
菩提祖師：有道理。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYKrEzmGCG
（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx1xMspXcX
菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFSJHHsf1z
悟空：我飛——！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRGxHgPRQZ
（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFs1Q8eBxKC
悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0fAYihVdF
菩提祖師：速度太慢！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzYbhr6bsW
悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwuvyINeix
菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusKORmjBTK
悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqz5vIAplvS
菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjxv6emN2G
悟空：不解！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeYKTx8Eg5
菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpsgQrmzwr
悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYZr0EZdfa
菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTcJRgiqno
悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvRui6lHpv
菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8o1h9T4PV
悟空：頭跟雲？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBwD8lIjk1
菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiXDaU4Ev2
悟空：速度有多快？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1YlgGsqxD
菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz4wxL4Bo1
悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIzNxcD1LG
菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6T4822tQxR
悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGBwU4dHbv
菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnvUdjJeZ0
悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡui9Gam0bzp
菩提祖師：自身不會。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0jXodpWsh
悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0ZZzPZTXR
菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsG6caA2eaU
悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBwHF8fZ1p
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3E6HwXnnY
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsey9Wstxjz
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@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRh8FQI8Nns
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNHBQke81I
（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvnYPWTkHN
（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylOjArptrp
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNRRdXMjIp
悟空：師父？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PU76TZOdp
眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JmBB2l8So
（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBhI0y6d4e
悟空：我的進化鼠？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFtf2xYjJg
菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz2o6HMph0
眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡishzbouqgt
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4IEYLxp79
悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQY7Xrpurbp
菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYyK52E1uw
悟空：意外。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXfs2slCxu
菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM08hvQy32r
仙童：遵命。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd8HuqsYre
悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXXU011I5Z
菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETvgUW9hTV
悟空：啊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfIFc0knPj
（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfUo2lctEJ
悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX3SBArfuL
菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Y71jFgXCl
悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDbdnOi4ki
菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqDin13gjs
悟空：什嘛？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnF44Z16ri
菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0uyoMgUFj
悟空：我……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYGwK2RExv
菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90BUVfYtdP
悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrWjFga284
菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1S4GRn04m
悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEe9uluf8j
菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyTloBX8YJ
悟空：啊！我走，我走。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lJISoH7jP
菩提祖師：快走！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGCrVdqiXR
（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Eb5NEBBRD
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