（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp43eOWIkJ
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqL6tlZrXeT
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCOd7EhzJw
（擡頭看看太陽）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwySca4pHTO
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFakJ2AVgHT
（撓撓猴頭）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5epM9CTN4e
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1Sp1MhlJ7
（沒有回答）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtCvTQUTuT
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTN5Nsayorz
（剛要走）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDXsd6BtL0
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJib10VMmG
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHyiP7pmP9
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS93mLAkZCK
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlcGfUGoKT
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUyThZNkON
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qthKDFTfR
悟空：其他人呢？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSD8W5a3jm
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixJAVnIpru
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0iOwqUt7H
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9i8cpXOgx
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8E6QLDpe2
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUi7AFKzVR
悟空：你受傷了？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E3PuPW6vK
通背猿猴：看我頭部。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlSB5sFuza
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5Q31fqHhu
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSf1rTkmJuo
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2wBMAtCsc
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZPtXbNufC
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjiEa4JBiu
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvEfot2c5D
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnqCcv1QTB
通背猿猴：很牛！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6HTQdOkgx
悟空：牛到什麽程度？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVplsNjtsJ
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhLtHMZDC8
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZJEZPbjak
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGHxf8sA3D
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlQaDWmT8i
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0v8Tr4ORDg
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYJhyYlY5o
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJeMCqI2ts
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxUJVVycSm
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoRiEiLw8f
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqK6PPivFA
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ021CCMVIKI
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjJ18UDXGT
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYcdJZmnjZ
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnejP5Uow8p
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq5swV2hLc
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUCVBbS7he
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9rLwOWDXs
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakvURVrEGl
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EnELM6BK0
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKeBJRH3sc
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhzZo7bgXL
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9N2NyLbts
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eg7ijxB2y
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vUdgIkRdm
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxudWca70L
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCApscslXm
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3l5PMQmXC
（眾猴一看，是大王！）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GEj7OntHi
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsxwAkLdjh
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDRjg0bt7e
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoLkaTjCl5
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTBcU1KHLr
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqhrNQINAP
悟空：不解。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgxWvKbt6V
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDsSqjq3Cn
悟空：你的意思是？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsN7ZH0rsx
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgoBiIxfIh
悟空：不愛聽。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNqE0RmZCh
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFy3PQyyOqF
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7MwlZlgUZ
牛魔王：嗯啊！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlgaXL6Va6
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgAt9BBef6
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjlx1XVhgE
悟空：沒感覺。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvTRQR9S0w
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORGYjPAXPZ
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvkqTqOiz6
牛魔王：哦～46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqCWwxUjbc
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjZucL9Rsw
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJxyF57DYl
悟空：當然可以。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55INu6wPxd
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokh4fMXVAk
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Fntxi7nGr
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RFeeiCGMb
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWVVq7ctrw
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi41z3GAfdz
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6YqsHofMc
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXjGShlZWW
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4temLqWWu3
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0c6KBabdz0
牛魔王：威武吧？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeju4XjoGrD
悟空：我感覺很別扭。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJs4aBXc1v
牛魔王：別扭也威武。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonkxq3HahK
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WLzVUIBGR
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhu4BAVHfT
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvxQS9jUNB
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHC9Mm9cK6
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tai5Lg6Ol
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBSB2V2NJS
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp6sqlLu6d
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHC6A9WlWY3
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleOR1evV9R
牛魔王：你明白吧？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvnG4s1SJC
悟空：我明白。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTYFU6rY1q
牛魔王：我也明白。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSCsPpPs1J
悟空：你真的明白？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTntMYOCmI
牛魔王：我真的明白。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCE0vjlHd1
悟空：我真的也明白。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV74DZE0Kd1
牛魔王：明白萬歲！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsiAKGQfim
悟空：明白萬歲！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4qCoRDpNP
（兩人淚流擁抱）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwWwPtP1uy
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVZDMBQ0wG
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QvPj4bt1V
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKKUJNYvE0
牛魔王：保重。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlYErrrNlf
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUURjXH9pFY
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4Zlda3MsB
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTwgaT0MXy
牛魔王：猴兄……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AuyeCEinA
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ocz5dBiHv
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRpkukVRIm
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBrH3zYadA
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqzjNvyzap
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeH67LTkUGs
牛魔王：我放不下心。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fXCf8v6l7
悟空：你想怎樣？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66N3bCEOi0
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhVdptLU23
（咚！）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2V8L7XrOh
（啊！）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRHF0DfV7S
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEL7XFknY7
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMuMvnXNPh
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DHUDOZEso
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeOPOhAiBC
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHr8vgW0RM
牛魔王：這就是我的……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwOLyZCPv6
（咚！）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG05XDvg2Ou
（啊！）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlx0As9RJX
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSP7q4MYlJI
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gR3pfequK
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiftO9Q7Ey
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1rHtnTtc7
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUxFtg22cv
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqaVfXIjMV
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuv3KHfzPs
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwzkH7lVdT
悟空：哇！這麽多？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTidfYopCU
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6P1x6qIkl
悟空：你還要打？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdwpXYqZjK
牛魔王：我認輸。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1SEQn018K
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrChWwXmj7L
牛魔王：等等。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRAVFbMzz0
悟空：還有何事？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0omZPyytw
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnDdwkvBwL
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuBlZFxbN2
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosbTkttNUE
我擺平。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxshAXqQjly
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelQyw0HjlO
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yF9XHJ8BD
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexQIpIbe1d
悟空：擺平。牛……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGSQaN3jRG
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG20Qsy0lW
悟空：死豬。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDo2cJrdI3
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BfHlJDTwh
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLiHIyqgB6
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHa8CfCbL9
悟空：我剛看到。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kbTXpticr
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2YNh7KMjQ
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMLcbko0Xj
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGhBquLsGO
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KOA99lnnH
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSumLi2JScK
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsekX0OVJ8
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYxDOOztz7
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf4sE2feXj
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiDB92cmAg
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg3Nculh8y
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL02s2WaeQ
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOh83oGifSw
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGDyeepY0H
悟空：忠臣！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJGbjMu1O0
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3wuRHUNJv
悟空：你沒兵器吧？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaSQtmx8KL
通背猿猴：我有。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKD7RbScLr
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8g3ybpGe7g
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVquzPEF8n5
悟空：這是那般兵器？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW91UQ1DF4Q
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGq2GGP65h7
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfR6utU6gnA
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3trMvFqYUp
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTwZLS1Y46
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36CZPkehVT
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IHoULDnvo
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQza6Uo8sAh
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H7yikgRJE
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGyeAlSRJ0
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbHufltPBe
牛魔王：龍宮。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUywIZYYpaK
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy78f8bmsMB
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6JybhHtsm
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7mU9TSPie
不是夢話。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqhdKbSPPm
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5W6aJHHQY3
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmTDGuRekt
悟空：你的都是大型武器。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtah8Mt2exI
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCCtrUvMnT
悟空：賊牛！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYaLmEoDCp
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXhbC4r208
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK97LGW0mTp
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuLBaQc9CR
通背猿猴：我也信！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DZE3bFD7f
悟空：本大王去也！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtlkP1dUkg
（一陣雲煙消失了）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXyKozr08s
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvaqjrlEP3
（一會兒）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ES4vCzbBJ
悟空：本大王來也！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlZAO5nibA
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYIX9cAAb2
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnFnjsRxjn
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEGoFyKmdt
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabx2MgslIu
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoCWyBitGB
牛魔王：東海龍宮。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvKGbWl7EO
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