(嗖~~~!噗通~~~!)52Please respect copyright.PENANAiaVnbCXNPd
(悟空飛至東海海面,跳入海中)52Please respect copyright.PENANAkEsZEe2tBY
(海底)52Please respect copyright.PENANAqpF9bCQ7hU
(巡海夜叉看到悟空)52Please respect copyright.PENANAnLaTUKIIr3
夜叉:啊!不好!有人掉海裏了!52Please respect copyright.PENANApB0btN6Ro3
(嗖!夜叉飛奔到東海龍王居所水晶宮)52Please respect copyright.PENANAp2T3OU9vvJ
夜叉:報大王,有人掉進海裏。52Please respect copyright.PENANAS6MrHOq17s
龍王:死了沒?52Please respect copyright.PENANAGAeEUdaZEY
夜叉:不知道!那人剛掉下來,還沒掉到海底。52Please respect copyright.PENANAiJiWXrc2Kl
龍王:再探。52Please respect copyright.PENANAXfv3iAKmvj
(夜叉返回原地,看著悟空沈到海底)52Please respect copyright.PENANACCd01u2Vuv
夜叉:死了!死了!52Please respect copyright.PENANAi1muU5uRw6
(夜叉報回水晶宮)52Please respect copyright.PENANAoOdBIOPXg6
夜叉:報大王,死了!52Please respect copyright.PENANAcIGCqRMvA4
(呼!悟空出現!)52Please respect copyright.PENANA2hrusxGSpM
悟空:誰死了?52Please respect copyright.PENANAyzUHK57Vk4
夜叉:啊!!!鬼啊——!52Please respect copyright.PENANAlU3KSvaED4
龍王:你誰呀?52Please respect copyright.PENANAYUlEHmNv8A
悟空:吾乃花果山水簾洞洞主+聖人孫悟空!52Please respect copyright.PENANAOFzLTNIh0z
龍王:沒聽說過!52Please respect copyright.PENANAjciyiNlftO
悟空:現在你聽說過了?52Please respect copyright.PENANAl9evEdfLqH
龍王:我以前沒聽說過你。52Please respect copyright.PENANAxkw2ljJhFt
悟空:我以前也沒聽說過你。我是在剛剛不久的以前聽說了你,你也在剛剛不久的以前聽52Please respect copyright.PENANAb7Y2xWQMCW
說了我。現在,你我大家都很了解了吧?52Please respect copyright.PENANAkH3q5N8CWl
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?52Please respect copyright.PENANAn7sYwEx2E4
悟空:我來~~~~求一件兵器。52Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZAVLTi3M4
龍王:沒有!送客!52Please respect copyright.PENANANh7gvEZ6d9
(咚!——)52Please respect copyright.PENANAqIjBAZJyvk
(啊!——)52Please respect copyright.PENANA89jaz6ZYD1
(悟空一拳擊中龍王左眼)52Please respect copyright.PENANAMqvPmMfOBQ
龍王:你……你敢打我?!52Please respect copyright.PENANA2hthYMraME
悟空:像你這麽有身份的人竟說出那樣的話。我打你,是在幫你。明白?52Please respect copyright.PENANABavSUDy5P6
龍王:明白。52Please respect copyright.PENANAtKVfhd7rZH
悟空:憑你的智商,我還可以和你交流。52Please respect copyright.PENANAPRU6YU9Fzs
龍王:做為一個有身份的人,應該怎麽說?52Please respect copyright.PENANAXhCpToHzDW
悟空:你應該說,「求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!」。52Please respect copyright.PENANAXs1dNMVBFI
龍王:我沒一萬件兵器啊。52Please respect copyright.PENANA6sSGWJN588
悟空:九千九百九十九件也可以。52Please respect copyright.PENANA3VRrUfR1m9
龍王:好!我們再來一次。52Please respect copyright.PENANAFISGmz2Lym
悟空:給你一次機會。52Please respect copyright.PENANAVrC10cm8Rl
(…………)52Please respect copyright.PENANASPcqANqmEw
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?52Please respect copyright.PENANASAFwrDc0Bv
悟空:我來求一件兵器。52Please respect copyright.PENANA5TTEUdPsCE
龍王:求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!52Please respect copyright.PENANARKiviW1wjn
悟空:嗯,不錯,相當不錯。註意,最後「任你求」三個字的發音要單字發出,要流露出豪52Please respect copyright.PENANAxnKRsBIbHU
爽的語氣,表達出任人宰割的情懷。52Please respect copyright.PENANAwWiVgEUlTv
龍王:上仙,你想用啥樣的兵器?52Please respect copyright.PENANAsAGx3JEMio
悟空:一件一件的拿出來,讓我一件一件的挑一挑。拜托!52Please respect copyright.PENANACNrrk9AQNW
龍王:來人!取兵器來!52Please respect copyright.PENANAP1JI81560M
(一個蝦兵抱來一把刀)52Please respect copyright.PENANA7OXXQ2joJw
龍王:上仙,這把刀如何?52Please respect copyright.PENANA1IONTKppGb
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?52Please respect copyright.PENANAuNvcyl3P9J
龍王:這刀不好?52Please respect copyright.PENANALBSO2VuZtQ
悟空:現在天地間是個神魔世界,而不是武俠世界。武俠世界中的刀啊、劍啊,用在神魔世52Please respect copyright.PENANAmQqSF1HyM2
界的殺傷力是零。求你給一件神器。52Please respect copyright.PENANA2Be4VVxAdV
龍王:這刀不是普通的刀,是把神刀、又是把魔刀,它叫神魔刀。它可在武俠世界和神魔世界兼用。52Please respect copyright.PENANAVbzhpxtwxT
悟空:換下一件。聽到「Jian」,我反感。52Please respect copyright.PENANAsYIMpM30UU
龍王:來人!再取兵器來!52Please respect copyright.PENANANgQVqqFxJm
(一個蟹將扛來一根叉子)52Please respect copyright.PENANAuyCVRcio53
龍王:上仙,這根叉怎樣?52Please respect copyright.PENANATFioEiTUTL
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?52Please respect copyright.PENANA7jISHflYJ6
龍王:這叉不好?52Please respect copyright.PENANAvt1BMfkLfB
悟空:剛說過了,混在神魔世界,我需要一件神器做兵器。52Please respect copyright.PENANAIxkXODe6EQ
龍王:這叉不是普通的叉,是根神叉、又是根魔叉,它叫神魔叉,是件神器。52Please respect copyright.PENANAIOUIxzWqUi
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Cha」,我很反感。52Please respect copyright.PENANA4kvNktKxUv
龍王:來人!再取兵器!52Please respect copyright.PENANAeybv4oN7aR
(兩個蝦兵擡出一柄戟)52Please respect copyright.PENANA1DrOIIENf3
龍王:上仙,這柄戟怎樣?52Please respect copyright.PENANAaaf3yvDFrn
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?52Please respect copyright.PENANAiOMZLkit4u
龍王:這戟不好?52Please respect copyright.PENANAFugnKlrWRo
悟空:是神器嗎?52Please respect copyright.PENANAKncfDyfW5q
龍王:是神器。這戟不是普通的戟,是柄神戟、又是柄魔戟,它叫神魔戟,貨真價實是件神器。52Please respect copyright.PENANAB86CU6dWiX
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Ji」,我更反感。52Please respect copyright.PENANAsdoWhkYLkY
龍王:來人!再取兵器!52Please respect copyright.PENANAiuSGUsvxHn
蝦兵:報大王,沒兵器了。52Please respect copyright.PENANAnbW7HKo32P
龍王:怎麽可能?!52Please respect copyright.PENANA0dFUS0nR6m
蟹將:大王,我們的兵器庫慘遭盜竊,只剩下這麽3件。52Please respect copyright.PENANAlvvtMzucJ0
龍王:這……這怎麽辦?!52Please respect copyright.PENANAp0MWiiU1cE
(呼!閃出一個龍女,把龍王拉到一旁)52Please respect copyright.PENANA91EPqJbSRj
龍女:大王,我們海底深處存放的測水儀送他做兵器吧。52Please respect copyright.PENANA7Rp5yNec2Y
龍王:啊!那玩意兒不是兵器。52Please respect copyright.PENANAXL1MF4Xw1i
龍女:管它呢。你說是,蒙蒙這個傻子!52Please respect copyright.PENANAbRmULutWdo
龍王:我冒險試試。52Please respect copyright.PENANAFw5KEyee8l
(走到悟空身前)52Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZvBPk8zAj
龍王:上仙,我東海龍宮的深海之處藏有一件神器……52Please respect copyright.PENANAuVDTWezM1k
悟空:是什麽神器,用的著深藏?52Please respect copyright.PENANAGd5IHEftt7
龍王:神器的名字叫———測水儀。52Please respect copyright.PENANAd287K0TQXF
悟空:聽名字就知道垃圾的要死!52Please respect copyright.PENANAQeyftVBQYr
龍王:神器還有個名字,叫————定海神珍!52Please respect copyright.PENANArMEzdfZYRr
悟空:哇——!聽名字就知道是神器!拿來我看。52Please respect copyright.PENANAyq0Kk8zojG
龍王:那玩意兒拿不動。52Please respect copyright.PENANAGvi5yk8u2J
悟空:你說什嘛?52Please respect copyright.PENANAtVUcOSIu1N
龍王:那件神器拿不動!52Please respect copyright.PENANA1M0Sg88RNI
悟空:到底是什麽神器?52Please respect copyright.PENANAneK3DsKRog
龍王:你跟我去看看吧。52Please respect copyright.PENANAFhy0s4hBDt
悟空:同意。52Please respect copyright.PENANAM81v92irRz
(兩人來到深海處)52Please respect copyright.PENANAPE3LsplKB8
悟空:這地方有點兒冷。52Please respect copyright.PENANAiqO8yQUQU2
龍王:這裏是深海,氣溫低一點兒很正常。52Please respect copyright.PENANAwEQWSQONVd
悟空:存放定海神珍的地方還沒到?52Please respect copyright.PENANAKG5UheS2aL
龍王:你急什麽。52Please respect copyright.PENANABXKz3eRreM
悟空:我冷的想拉肚子,是有點兒急。52Please respect copyright.PENANAn50ROHrKRE
龍王:你憋著點。很快就到目的地。52Please respect copyright.PENANAMnBCqaSDBS
悟空:這裏有沒有茅房?我想拉先。52Please respect copyright.PENANAhcrlhsZEay
龍王:整個東海龍宮沒茅房。你要拉,出了海到陸地上拉去!52Please respect copyright.PENANAL8qJFfnEt7
悟空:不會吧?你們東海龍宮的人怎麽方便?52Please respect copyright.PENANAQqh8ByspCg
龍王:秘密。52Please respect copyright.PENANA2oFijW58QI
悟空:目的地還沒到?52Please respect copyright.PENANASafen9dJTz
龍王:你來看——!52Please respect copyright.PENANAAzlae6JE9M
(伸手一指,眼前一根巨大的柱子)52Please respect copyright.PENANAMnAiOjToua
悟空:哈哈!你們龍宮的茅房設計的挺獨特的,我進去拉,稍等。52Please respect copyright.PENANA83xDtZLLCk
龍王:上仙,上仙!這不是茅房,這是我說的神器定海神珍!52Please respect copyright.PENANAOsANMT4my3
悟空:你又在開玩笑。這明明是根柱子。52Please respect copyright.PENANAfRKAEzdCuz
龍王:這確實真的是神器定海神珍!52Please respect copyright.PENANAxnxdAD3s6B
悟空:是神器神珍啊?怎麽不發光?52Please respect copyright.PENANAUk7yCRxGAl
龍王:我也不知道。52Please respect copyright.PENANAFIGnsMLaBF
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子發出萬道金光!)52Please respect copyright.PENANAFMDZ70PNi6
龍王:發光啦!發光啦!是神器吧?52Please respect copyright.PENANAUBP8rynkQv
悟空:果然是。52Please respect copyright.PENANAOn15XRPl9Z
龍王:我早說是神器,你還不信。52Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZxlPpnNsp
悟空:這神器叫什麽名字?52Please respect copyright.PENANAMK5m5LHMbE
龍王:測水儀。不,是定海神珍!52Please respect copyright.PENANAsFxT0u7CpD
悟空:你說是就是啊?怎麽上面沒有寫名?52Please respect copyright.PENANA4lgnA2Epnf
龍王:我也不知道。52Please respect copyright.PENANAmdTuQ5xFFC
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子上多出一列字!上寫:定海神珍如意金箍棍)52Please respect copyright.PENANARcCd4z8wPH
龍王:寫名字啦!寫名字啦!是定海神珍吧?52Please respect copyright.PENANA3cY9vMXZ4x
悟空:定海神珍如意金箍棍。52Please respect copyright.PENANAMck6XjEMoI
龍王:是全名。52Please respect copyright.PENANApaS9SA9Po4
悟空:你有沒有帶刀?52Please respect copyright.PENANA5EQ1tLTXnJ
龍王:你要幹嘛?52Please respect copyright.PENANAkqJMiKjEni
悟空:我問你有沒有帶刀?!52Please respect copyright.PENANA8y57yyC9OU
龍王:帶了。52Please respect copyright.PENANAEkiI0oIAFR
悟空:借我用一用。謝先。52Please respect copyright.PENANAXIUVRFjOVk
龍王:你不會激動的自殺吧?52Please respect copyright.PENANAHxUUsTmS8u
(拿刀遞過去)52Please respect copyright.PENANAABvPx0YoDL
悟空:我激動的感覺如意金箍棍前面幾個字不順眼,我想拿刀塗去。52Please respect copyright.PENANAhAgQFYmfPa
(哢哢哢!開始塗字)52Please respect copyright.PENANAOmaCUtgZbA
龍王:小心點兒用。我這刀可是龍刀,是個寶貝。你別折斷了。52Please respect copyright.PENANA1N62HS7Wpb
(哢嚓!刀斷了。)52Please respect copyright.PENANAFc1jdIrKWR
龍王:啊!我的龍刀……52Please respect copyright.PENANAxTbYxpOgRl
悟空:剛好完工,不愧是龍刀。52Please respect copyright.PENANAnWAI8KSvAn
(柱子上只剩下:如意金箍棍)52Please respect copyright.PENANA4n1y6JpIzC
悟空:這麽粗的棍子,怎麽拿的動?52Please respect copyright.PENANAk4KhhnExvH
龍王:你拿不動就閃人!別說我沒給你兵器。52Please respect copyright.PENANALKRqktnR2M
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成一根粗細合手、長短適宜的棍子了!)52Please respect copyright.PENANAuYW1Cn0lfT
悟空:我真正需要的是一件微型神器,希望滿足。52Please respect copyright.PENANAWODKujhAt8
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成了一根兒掏耳屎的小勺子!)52Please respect copyright.PENANAzXbnson7FQ
悟空:耳屎勺?我用先!52Please respect copyright.PENANApOkE3QBlyp
龍王:借我也用用。52Please respect copyright.PENANA94McNS8zyN
悟空:沒得說。52Please respect copyright.PENANA9PyBtkHo8n
(遞給龍王)52Please respect copyright.PENANAxCbKPeiRwN
龍王:好癢,好舒服!……哎呀!不好!掉我耳洞了!52Please respect copyright.PENANAFoll1yGirC
悟空:還我掏耳勺兒!52Please respect copyright.PENANAqJE7crwzHb
龍王:上仙,淡定,淡定!52Please respect copyright.PENANAVaFCa2O1Ex
悟空:還淡定什嗎?!52Please respect copyright.PENANAskEhzyq87a
(呼!龍王拿出一個U型物體)52Please respect copyright.PENANApFHnLh8xu0
龍王:出!52Please respect copyright.PENANAGDy0KHUjGF
(哢!掏耳勺兒從龍王的耳洞飛出,粘附在U型物體上)52Please respect copyright.PENANArt5DDN2qq7
龍王:還你!52Please respect copyright.PENANAXS9Re328W3
悟空(吃驚):這U物是什麽?52Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5huC0q8Ei
龍王:神器。52Please respect copyright.PENANAr5nloGGsbp
悟空:是什麽神器?52Please respect copyright.PENANASOiIqrwcLi
龍王:你思考一下就知道。52Please respect copyright.PENANAn1MJ7DL7Hs
悟空:好,我有時間會思考的。我走啦,來日必奉謝贈送神器之恩。52Please respect copyright.PENANArbqvzge6PB
(悟空將掏耳勺兒放進耳朵,出海而去)52Please respect copyright.PENANAZ06QiUTMLw
龍王:上仙慢走!媽呀,總算閃人了。52Please respect copyright.PENANAjM7jCqVU3x
(轟隆!一聲,龍宮塌了!)52Please respect copyright.PENANA5h9w2UQmBH
龍王:啊!我的水晶宮——!52Please respect copyright.PENANAefAT7Q6Lnz
(龍王不知,悟空拿去的定海神珍如意金箍棍,卻是東海水晶宮的建宮支柱!)52Please respect copyright.PENANA68pwJ4zUGJ
(悟空騰雲返回牛魔王的洗澡河)52Please respect copyright.PENANAuJnWB4X4K5
(牛魔王還在睡)52Please respect copyright.PENANA1AuYamHnGa
悟空:本大王來也!52Please respect copyright.PENANAfp4vY4yOrb
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!借到兵器沒?52Please respect copyright.PENANAiNlmTfLAAZ
悟空:你什麽意思?52Please respect copyright.PENANAwF5XhJghxq
通背猿猴:我問,你借到兵器沒有?52Please respect copyright.PENANAnW68knjIY9
悟空:這句的前面那句。52Please respect copyright.PENANANoJ4cXtgZi
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!52Please respect copyright.PENANAIArgptEwsI
悟空:你不想讓我回來?你想坐我的位子是吧?!52Please respect copyright.PENANAzsdo4sXiyH
通背猿猴:哼,人家只是給你打個招呼。52Please respect copyright.PENANAuNWoHflwn0
悟空:你打招呼能不能有點兒創意?52Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ua8rWOMIh
通背猿猴:我該怎麽說?52Please respect copyright.PENANA3qcXa1tKg5
悟空:還要我教你?52Please respect copyright.PENANABPuzYHuurR
通背猿猴:我想不出來。52Please respect copyright.PENANAz7eIGCTrJp
悟空:你應該向牛魔王學習!沒事兒的時候就大睡,讓大腦得到充分休養,有創意的打招呼52Please respect copyright.PENANABljlgOYCiC
很容易想到。52Please respect copyright.PENANA24C3BzuGzP
通背猿猴:明白。52Please respect copyright.PENANAH7C17RsDPj
悟空:別辜負我對你的……52Please respect copyright.PENANA8LIj7hPsI4
(呼嚕!呼嚕!……)52Please respect copyright.PENANAAaqsxW5tFC
(通背猿猴躺地上睡著了)52Please respect copyright.PENANAThfB58of4I
悟空:起來!(踢了一腳)52Please respect copyright.PENANAJDgX13hWye
通背猿猴:大王,有事?52Please respect copyright.PENANA1DGpPj6KP9
悟空:你睡覺幹嗎?!52Please respect copyright.PENANASA5WPgXzMs
通背猿猴:我想盡快想到有創意的打招呼,所以我盡快的睡覺了。52Please respect copyright.PENANAZDPpY1ckM6
悟空:回家睡。這裏是野外,你不怕被人抓住拉到馬戲團做演員?52Please respect copyright.PENANAX2XijUGEu4
通背猿猴:我怕。52Please respect copyright.PENANAjCgdKPRMh2
(牛魔王醒來)52Please respect copyright.PENANAxEmqWSCaBW
牛魔王:咳!猴兄,兵器搞到手沒?52Please respect copyright.PENANAhFuRO4TXRt
悟空:你猜。52Please respect copyright.PENANAtQZ6dPaCCq
牛魔王:看你兩手空空,龍宮那沒收獲吧?52Please respect copyright.PENANA0Mb8L123dn
悟空:我有收獲地從龍宮那心滿意足的得到一件不需要手拿的兵器。52Please respect copyright.PENANAaf6oIzGDpw
牛魔王:你得到微型武器了?!52Please respect copyright.PENANAbyzNQNLjeI
悟空:嗯嗯嗯。52Please respect copyright.PENANAGpmQtl5x0H
牛魔王:啥樣子的微型武器?52Please respect copyright.PENANAoufhvtqOjZ
悟空:又微又有型的武器。52Please respect copyright.PENANAuXhqY1OIPG
牛魔王:亮出來我看看。52Please respect copyright.PENANAtjaBy5ng7d
(悟空一掏耳朵,拿出微武)52Please respect copyright.PENANAvBSZO0bGRt
悟空:Look!52Please respect copyright.PENANAuRuExsehgn
牛魔王(仔細一看):額!怎麽借到個掏耳屎的勺子。52Please respect copyright.PENANAsKLa2hGMKA
(咚——!悟空一腳把牛魔王踢飛!)52Please respect copyright.PENANAApt5RABpjQ
悟空:通背。52Please respect copyright.PENANARJTU2dOSIc
通背猿猴:在。52Please respect copyright.PENANAXolC0Zvps8
悟空:你來看看我的武器?52Please respect copyright.PENANAcgtNcDcUhF
通背猿猴:大王,我們先早點兒回家吧。我不想做演員。52Please respect copyright.PENANA1Flkhf1WqI
悟空:眾愛卿,回家!52Please respect copyright.PENANAFlV9V7uYAT
(群猴跟隨悟空飛回花果山)52Please respect copyright.PENANAXjhxwR8EMn
(水簾洞)52Please respect copyright.PENANAVXoHr1HFem
悟空:諸位愛卿,我們一隔八年沒見,今日見到眾愛卿又和眾愛卿平安歸來,我們搞個Party如何?52Please respect copyright.PENANAF45gDBG5Tw
通背猿猴:好!52Please respect copyright.PENANADIhsgxPzpm
眾猴:好!好!……52Please respect copyright.PENANATGtoTcvQ5g
牛魔王:好!52Please respect copyright.PENANAOc2aDuZTsJ
悟空:牛兄,你怎麽跟來了?你被我一腳踢飛,踢到很遠很遠。52Please respect copyright.PENANA3Z2kHfgyxo
牛魔王:我飛回原地,我又飛到這兒。我飛著跟來了。52Please respect copyright.PENANA1NXGExNCsr
悟空:你找我報一腳之仇?52Please respect copyright.PENANA5hmmzy7AFN
牛魔王:錯!你踢飛我的那一腳踢的我很舒服,我還想被你踢飛一次。52Please respect copyright.PENANAaqRdO3Ng66
悟空:夠兄弟!52Please respect copyright.PENANA4eQLbXmXBe
牛魔王:既然你這麽說,我願和你八拜為交!52Please respect copyright.PENANA88H5N1grma
悟空:什嘛?你讓我用腳踢飛你八百次?!52Please respect copyright.PENANACYE7mzmdct
通背猿猴:大王,他是想做你的小弟。52Please respect copyright.PENANALYwLTzfy54
牛魔王:是啊!大哥,請受小弟一拜。52Please respect copyright.PENANAgAkfOFcc0O
悟空:通背已經是我的小弟了。你只能做我的小DD。52Please respect copyright.PENANA9sbqtPb2Mj
牛魔王:我就做你的小DD啦!52Please respect copyright.PENANAilvqdV2e4E
悟空:歡迎我的小DD參加這個Party!52Please respect copyright.PENANAyKYMnqta83
(盛大的Party在水簾洞舉行)52Please respect copyright.PENANAPNBudywEyu
(悟空喝了很多酒,不知不覺睡著了)52Please respect copyright.PENANAkULfarILU7
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