（不知睡了多久，悟空醒來，Party已經散了。四周黑黑的，沒有燈火）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2TarTjIby
（突然！嗤——！地，煙花沖天的響聲，面前閃出三個大字：幽冥界）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kahV0jVXa
悟空：哇！竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字，比閃光字漂亮多多。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIv7QWwH4A
（嘭！嘭！嘭！亮起燈火，四處通明）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwguvEHjj7
悟空：關燈，關燈！這麽美麗的煙花，我想多看一會兒。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr14vTkzwLx
閻王：孫悟空！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNdVqNSWCB
悟空：我是。你哪位？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡri5NoU5yze
閻王：我是閻王！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAD1h5BiboO
悟空：煙王？你賣煙的？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFFYqXKfXB
閻王：我是閻王！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCD92iL2zX6
悟空：鹽王？你賣鹽的？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsXJTGZND3
閻王：我是閻王！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwap42xQln8
悟空：研王？你搞研究的？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1c7vR4tnV
閻王：我是閻王！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30F5aw3kvl
悟空：腌王？你腌鹹菜的？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETUD9srip0
閻王：我是閻王！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvSxhbyVLM
悟空：閹王？你砍JJ的？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlk1F8GZZD
閻王：我是閻王！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaqLwE3c2S
悟空：焰王？我明白了，你是放煙火的！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2KVC5kuMl
（噗！——閻王吐了一口血）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgXl016TQB
悟空：你流血了？不要緊吧？你漱口先，張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawrt6mRaMr
閻王：我是閻王！閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火，把右邊剩下的放進門裏……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqi6bDExbF
悟空：不要說話太多，你現在需要急救，盡量節省體力，保持做深呼吸。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYde6Z9XHe
（Bia！閻王倒在地上，又吐血）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwGFq4ZU8r
悟空：哎呀，挺嚴重。沒關系，我會千裏傳音，立馬叫醫生過來，送你去醫院。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡateBKiEnvf
閻王：孫悟空，你的陽壽到了！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUQ4eL7r3J
（嘩！冒出無數小鬼，鬼哭鬼叫！）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzz8sayp8e
悟空：哇，原來這裏這麽多人。諸位，有沒有在行的內科醫生，幫這位老人看看先。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Xbao4GLe5
閻王：謝了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6OtEPB6za
悟空：不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2v8u8d6wS
閻王：孫悟空，你知道這是什麽地方嗎？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡon56AW37AV
悟空：不知道。不過，我看這裏空間挺大，搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有，這裏的煙花73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXRUMA7UNg
字體是哪位高人設計，我打算請教請教。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ucBZS1MFT
閻王：歡迎，歡迎。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuFBAPbNMR
悟空：是哪位高人設計的煙花字體？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0Pse2AnuB
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住脖子）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxR7rk9rBc
悟空：這是幹什麽？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlXoup06i7
閻王：哦，煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話，先要套上這條鏈子。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f8kw3M7xY
悟空：是吧？那我套了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjv4TEORJl
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tRWoyaYXq
悟空：這又是幹什麽？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZWkrQ0cjo
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA1e6FvXDi
悟空：好！你套，你套。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwAdVGShin
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住手腕）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzV8vGB6eaq
悟空：這又是幹什麽？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxUX7CYBY0
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QXI892Yuq
悟空：哦。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdH0qy2wEg
（悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjsmX6cyhc
閻王：哈哈哈哈！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfnG7rnWM2
悟空：哈哈哈哈！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEx6ltoLdE
閻王：你笑什麽？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqdXHb2tmf
悟空：你笑我也笑了。笑，也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0FUl6b2a1
閻王：孫悟空，看你還能向哪裏逃！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYm4SdipZVg
悟空：說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我，我那會逃。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZmWowXdma
閻王：認死吧你！你來看！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggh38NFvyA
（呼！拿出一張白紙，上寫：孫悟空300歲壽終！）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8jRUjuAK0
悟空：什麽意思？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQ2FSLjPwH
閻王：孫悟空，你已經活了300歲，今天是你的死期！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2xbGV9THo
悟空：我活到300歲就死？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW12BEwRnqT
閻王：你沒看到紙上寫的嗎？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkIHmHh1gU
悟空：誰寫的？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPCh7MleJB
閻王：我寫的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfD6SlKGuu
悟空：是吧？麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你，我已經修成仙道，與天地山川齊壽。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9wEg7c9HJ
閻王：不改！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RcPjCS3w5
悟空：我改。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDDS6Ve0Nc
閻王：有本事你來改。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIDXGOAVRq
悟空：好，我改。筆墨伺候。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ay1WqCfW8
（悟空一抖身，呼啦啦！身上的鐵鏈全斷）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglBeRVnAsJ
閻王：啊！！！（驚恐萬分）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwDH9tnAcI
悟空：啊什麽？我脫掉鏈子先。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlnqVdtTuI
閻王：來人！快快拿下！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM156ptVZX
悟空：拿下？我還沒改，你拿下幹嘛？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlLjStjAOz
（呼啦！一群小鬼圍上）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsIQnJZZ1j
（啊漆！悟空打個噴嚏，小鬼被噴的無影無蹤！）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiM8iov5tG
悟空：對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海，有點感冒著涼。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4NmH7PsXa
閻王：啊漆！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJuMvWXiux
悟空：對不起，傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩，蘿蔔2兩，生姜1兩，一日三煎，一73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwn13jdHKiQ
日三服，三天見效，一周之內，還你健康。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTScCXxxz4
閻王：噗！——（吐血不止）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyWQ5Ux35k
悟空：哇，又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了，我改先！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAt7P2Jn0xM
（拿紙在手，先在數字300後加了一個0）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMr0CAeAIF
悟空：3000歲壽終，有點短。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJqvUUweXA
（又在後面加了一個0）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaaGHjuniy
悟空：30000歲壽終，還是有點短。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5jQcFNLtV
（又開始加0加0……）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PVLCk3fSZ
（一會兒，紙上沒地方加了）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyPKXk0rA5
悟空：來人，續紙！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nwFbiDKOD
閻王：給。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPRFHUHsPt
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXs699xLsMY
悟空：來人，續紙！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv975YnEfiW
閻王：給。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq63VZQkOs
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L365iLJMb
悟空：你有沒有火機？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuL4Yy4oGmn
閻王：要火機幹嗎？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxISioW1Wr
悟空：燒掉這張紙。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4NOvtdqeI
閻王：啊！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjeFNLFdvS
悟空：火機伺候。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wjc8a3m2U
閻王：沒有。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHudkoFkkb
悟空：那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAA5QiC6Bc
閻王：別摳，那可是藝術品！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTCSrgxdcT
悟空：沒火機，只能這麽借火兒。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpytakAKAI
閻王：別！我有打火機。給你。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzINs1tZ7e
（哄！紙燒了）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAs7K0jckl
閻王：好了，沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GF5eI6o96
悟空：還有紙嘛？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrPZnshN6o
閻王：你還續紙？紙都燒了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzO6WCHDo2Y
悟空：還有沒有紙？！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5hbCE5Rxm
閻王：有。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIUtu67KqJ
悟空：全部拿來。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrH6aAYp9cK
閻王：你要做什麽？不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3E706zCQy
悟空：我要把紙全部燒掉！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOyYS0XTp7
閻王：你冷的要取暖啊？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpeQjfNop7
悟空：錯。是防止你重寫一張。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKE1RdRS2l
閻王：我不寫了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OQWSheRD2
悟空：小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙，不然小心你的煙花字。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHzdHsNic1
閻王（哭了）：為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世，你盡管燒吧！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIg16KsnBgj
（哄哄大火燒起！）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwvqCUCnYJ
閻王：留幾張給我做手紙用吧？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fTYrIJeFe
悟空：你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahGM7LZnvx
閻王：額。。。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwzILrrwUC
（孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9X5HcCuRz
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