水簾洞內，悟空在呼呼大睡。眾猴圍上。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskkChPQLNl
通背猿猴：大王，該起床吃午飯啦！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM5spm3vC8
悟空（醒）：咦，我剛剛睡覺了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWIsn7P7Gz
通背猿猴：大王，你不是剛剛睡覺，你是一直在睡覺。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwScvqKLya
悟空：我一直在睡覺？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUA9Av8rjZh
眾猴：一直在睡，一直在睡。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tslxMdk4o
通背猿猴：信了吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyUx2gj559
悟空：我剛在閻王那觀賞煙花。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerI9aDkzZ3
通背猿猴：啊！大王，難道是……是閻王勾引你？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I15JPHAit
悟空：通背，你說話要符合勾引的慣例。閻王是男士，我也是男士。男男怎麽勾引？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLzsDJp7nt
通背猿猴：變態就能勾引。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkocq4yJckV
悟空：誰變態？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlluCNBLoR
通背猿猴：當然是經常勾引人的閻王變態。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUg0MOrU1n
悟空：不要隨便損人。閻王可是發明煙花字的發明家。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0tXwvonP2
通背猿猴：閻王發明煙花字？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqD4MsFNtvT
悟空：你想多了解？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIibl8fv3jG
通背猿猴：想。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVMG5vYoll
悟空：讓閻王勾引你一次。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZULvcMeGhm
通背猿猴：不了。我等下一屆的女閻王勾引我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1gHpFZPuV
靈霄殿，文武仙官分列左右。玉帝一手捂著臉，怒氣沖沖。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59t9BU9pGH
玉帝：來人！把做飯炒菜的廚師押上殿來。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL23Yfr7kCQ
2個天兵帶著千裏眼走上靈霄殿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjt2TXdrhHO
玉帝：嗯？千裏眼，怎麽是你？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjcOYOUa9h
千裏眼：是我。陛下，找我何事？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1raG6AjwE
玉帝：我下令押的是廚師。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWuYIc7iHP
千裏眼：廚師就是我啊。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTLx5OjDfJ
玉帝：你別騙我，要砍頭的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SkOccjUH6
千裏眼：沒騙你。前幾天，做飯炒菜的廚師患病，現在家治病。是我代替廚師做的飯、炒的菜。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEikK7v7X3
玉帝：我牙疼。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFvJBhkqNR
千裏眼：陛下，牙疼應該看牙醫。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNyAqVg6m6
玉帝：混蛋！牙醫我早看了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0p6B9OOQ63
千裏眼：那你找我？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjHIBSC9lW
玉帝：我問你，昨晚的龍蝦你怎麽炸的？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAT3qizDZe
千裏眼：昨晚炸龍蝦，我先放的油，等油達到沸點，我就把龍蝦放進油裏開炸。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBwEDYVGut
玉帝：後來呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1smpgNW2eG
千裏眼：炸好龍蝦，我把龍蝦撈出，放進盤子，撒鹽……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67zj8Uuf5Y
啪！玉帝扔出一個雞蛋，砸在千裏眼臉上。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsr3hkUPzRy
千裏眼：陛下，我的工序沒錯。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kgKuBOdTY
玉帝：混蛋！昨晚吃龍蝦，我吃進嘴裏一顆石塊。我的一顆原生的、潔白的牙齒被石塊毀掉。我的牙啊！疼死我了！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUyDcY9kGv
千裏眼：這不能怪我。龍蝦是從東海龍王那捕捉。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xxsSl6dcy
玉帝：傳東海龍王進殿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCapoZv85yy
傳令官：傳……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpogpEEBHUM
傳令官剛說出一個「傳」字，嗖——！地，龍王出現在靈霄殿上。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7p6dKP5LhX
龍王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小龍做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9zpBCGrHH
玉帝：龍愛卿，你怎麽啦？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxY8vURbZJ
龍王：我不想活啦！不想活啦！55555……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIlcM3Ee5o
玉帝：龍愛卿，看你這般表現，你……你不會被人那個了吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7cpMIhNMr
龍王：陛下，你說對了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OXRXxelg5
玉帝：啊。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbUeRS8fkU
龍王：我東海龍宮被人強拆啦！55555……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQIuagmhSq
玉帝：噢，你是被人強拆。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWPZ6E0Tm6
龍王：你要替小龍做主啊！55555……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKjt5e1kXz
玉帝：你哭成這樣，損害你一代東海龍王的形象。更重要的是，會使人理解錯誤。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kyMhMfpjx
龍王：是東勝傲來國一個叫孫悟空的強拆了我的東海水晶宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilONphz7I7
玉帝：一個人拆的？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNRpTPktiG
龍王：一個人。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJjPhTrgMS
玉帝：挺厲害的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmLpIEWyp4
千裏眼：咳。陛下，龍蝦的事……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAU8yMfB4n
玉帝：龍愛卿，昨晚我吃你們龍宮捕捉的龍蝦，吃出一個石塊，我的一顆健康向上的牙，沒了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBICojwNBva
龍王：這個，這個全是孫悟空惹的禍。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9A9wLXufJ
玉帝：不解。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaHpOi7N5F
龍王：孫悟空強拆我的水晶宮，導致海底的石塊在水裏蕩漾，進了龍蝦的肚子。因此……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05hnmFOywb
玉帝：真是孫悟空惹的禍，我應該感謝孫悟空。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nEHyWyx6z
眾人：啊！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uFYxjSZ1K
千裏眼：陛下，牙不能再生。你怎麽還感謝姓孫的？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUNUwO6XTV
玉帝：我早想鑲一顆金牙，現在嘴裏有了空位，可以實現我這個夢想了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfNpyUEw09
眾人：恭賀陛下！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGbIAe3rvw
報——！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Wv1UJvi5V
玉帝：何事？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFMMbLwqU7
傳令官：啟稟陛下，幽冥界閻王殿外侯見。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KOMMlXDBF
閻王急匆匆走上靈霄殿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacewahsx6n
閻王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小王做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSziGMBQ6P
玉帝：又一個不想活的。閻愛卿，你怎麽啦？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIY2B3V6Cm
閻王：我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcHosAX4Kg
玉帝：閻愛卿，等會兒朕要鑲金牙一顆，今天是朕鑲金牙的紀念日，不要哭哭啼啼。有事直說。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6a0iTYeIO
閻王：陛下，我幽冥界的紙張，被花果山水簾洞天產妖猴孫悟空一把火燒光了！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWhMuksDAT
玉帝：又是孫悟空。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEfOXyrLl0
閻王：現在，我幽靈界上上下下，急需大量紙張。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudka6WQjFC
玉帝：急需？很急嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0atDRlr0UT
閻王：很急。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihsPwcHhYM
玉帝：損失的又不是糧食金銀，急什麽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKzM7Ra4aM
閻王：很多人想上廁所，沒有手紙。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2ito5De7s
玉帝：額，這可真有點急。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H9yM6Tlt3
閻王：陛下，你要嚴懲孫悟空。孫悟空燒毀了生死薄！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DRO3ZH5xn
玉帝：啊！生死薄那麽重要，你沒備份一份？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd14195NY87
閻王：備份的也被孫悟空燒了。55555……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaJA85jC5e
玉帝：唉，那就重新修整一份。來人，送紙！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFAi2sd01m
閻王：放火的孫悟空呢？那場火太大了，我的整個地府現在還四處燙燙的，高溫不下。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9L7P40rKQf
玉帝：你不是有關節炎麽，你的地府陰暗潮濕，被大火醺醺，對你的關節康復好處多多。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUWrCEirOP
閻王（破涕為笑）：那倒也是。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapE1im0q99
玉帝賜紙張萬卷。閻王帶紙，下界回宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95WxO4nI3i
玉帝請來牙醫，鑲了一顆閃閃發光的金牙。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5Dqr3oBQo
玉帝：諸位愛卿，孫悟空助我鑲金牙，又給幽冥界除濕去潮，功勞很大啊！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqziy9iJqxY
眾仙卿：很大，很大。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzmV4238AG
玉帝：朕該怎麽感謝花果山的孫悟空？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JaXHnIKNo
眾仙卿議論紛紛，太白金星出列。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTIJe8rACv
太白金星：陛下，你可以降一道聖旨，把孫悟空召到上界，給他一個官職，讓他為我天朝效力。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCZ1Xv15he
玉帝：同意。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7rLxpIHIO
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