太白金星領聖旨，出南天門，腳踏祥雲來到花果山水簾洞。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUo8srZbtOO
洞口附近，有一群猴子。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhOCvKHUJE
太白金星：額。這麽多猴子，哪個是孫悟空呀？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1q88Die0Ll
走近猴群。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNGeyAk1zz
太白金星：你是孫悟空？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQK5DiHgGj3
猴子甲：不是。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNdFMtmLp0
太白金星：你是孫悟空？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewyjNVvWNa
猴子乙：不是。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEagFHgS7l
太白金星：你是孫悟空？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivUeGGI88s
…………62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNZzOXYkIP
問來問去，問到通背猿猴。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhoY7rIJfd
太白金星：你是孫悟空？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSlvbs2oqi
通背猿猴：孫悟空？沒聽說過。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlnegx3Uaq
太白金星：這裏沒叫孫悟空的？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbx8lzqIbL
通背猿猴：沒啊。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdbz38HRWR
太白金星：這裏是花果山水簾洞吧？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ASTcW1BRr
通背猿猴：是啊。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGkRi9NKGL
太白金星：奇怪，花果山水簾洞有一個叫孫悟空的。難道他改名了？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaC4kWRGFP
通背猿猴：你找孫悟空幹嘛？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4d6BGiCeR
太白金星：我奉玉帝聖旨，召孫悟空上天做官。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61p7vsjaHo
通背猿猴：哦。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAIY5BKFKM
太白金星：這裏到底有沒有叫孫悟空的？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrCQZCq3bc
通背猿猴：沒有。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9HqCsiFF8
眾猴：沒有，沒有。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTam56dRLX
太白金星：唉，我白跑一趟。我怎麽向玉帝交差？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeZSQIVtsN
轉身要走，被通背攔住。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEM3zZaXFWk
通背猿猴：孫悟空這名字不錯。我，我可以改名叫孫悟空。你可以召我到天上做官。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1JxgNX0Db
太白金星：這個……62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluouoN33IL
通背猿猴：找不到孫悟空，你怎麽向玉帝交差？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnot4jbT5ys
太白金星：好吧，只能這樣。孫悟空，你我馬上上天。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbSLR0dx1z
嘭——！的一聲，通背猿猴被一根棍子打倒。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SkTDwjgUJ
眾猴一看，是悟空拿著金箍棒，從通背腦後打了一棍。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBU3WmQsEIx
眾猴：大王！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjx2rQHX6l5
悟空：花果山水簾洞的大王美猴王，又名孫悟空，在此！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNSLLSaPUE
太白金星：你是孫悟空啊！你也早點出來啊！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBsEszceVr
悟空：我還不夠早？我從水簾洞到這，路上還練了一段小跑。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvN1UFV4PR
通背猿猴摸著腦袋，從地上爬起來。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6J6Kma4tfa
通背猿猴：哎呀，好疼！好疼！大王，你也叫孫悟空？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5yeWsYNFb
悟空：你被我一棍打暈，還能聽到我說話？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRj7win3qiz
通背猿猴：我沒暈，我只是昏。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eQ63Wxcfi
悟空：為什麽冒充我？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqElgKgmJR6
通背猿猴：大王，我不知道你老人家有2個名字。孫悟空這名字很好，我冒充的只是孫悟空這個名字，是我對孫悟空這個名字敬仰，所以冒充。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwepye8KCaN
悟空：以後你只能敬仰，不能再冒充。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmM1UjjfKl1
太白金星伸出一根手指，圍著悟空，在悟空身上戳來戳去。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnz5p1NwBJ
悟空：老頭，幹嗎？你這是在練一陽指麽？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOILgYB2DnY
太白金星：不，不。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHY7eDPStl
悟空：你在練六脈神劍？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwMP2Nb1KG
太白金星：也不，也不。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5ZpJKkXgl
悟空：那你……62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ219AaM2I5u
太白金星：我在上界，聽說花果山水簾洞的孫悟空你，是天產石猴。你怎麽不是石頭的？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckMqibaJS7
悟空：我經受強光的沐浴和輻射，我石胳膊、石腿的，都發生質變，已經不是石頭。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9useJeepkC
太白金星：什麽發出的強光？有這個神效。我的肝結石、膽結石終於有治啦！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2p70l9alwl
悟空：發光的物體的形狀是圓形，從天而降。物體著陸後發出一聲巨響，發出萬道金光。金光過後，冒出像蘑菇一樣的巨雲。壯觀。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2xAISsvyn
太白金星：哈！是我們上界元子彈的神效！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyt90dL5oB5
悟空：元子彈？是什麽東東？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS41rNble8n
太白金星：是我們上界秘密研製的武器。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5n4Or724q
悟空：一聲巨響，發光又冒那麽多煙，還秘密研製？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkWZkkMqh8
太白金星：你別管那麽多。我的結石病有幾百多年，治這個病也幾百年。今天，今天終於發現治療方法啦！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIIARHM4tF
悟空：不要放棄治療。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2DAEPGzi2
太白金星：謝謝。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPV1BKexGiF
悟空：祝你早日康復。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuye6L4b9SF
太白金星：謝謝。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurcmFVCjmE
悟空：帶我上天做官。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOPhgLoSUW
太白金星和悟空飛向南天門。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYE5RKYnjY
兩人來到靈霄殿，太白朝上禮拜。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFMwByeCW6
太白金星：臣領聖旨，把花果山的孫悟空召來了。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaYuNgeYnC
玉帝：愛卿，你怎麽去了這麽久？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aAHJhIynj
太白金星：老臣到花果山，四處打聽孫悟空，都說沒這號人。後來呀，才知道孫悟空有2個名字。最後找到人，回來交差。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeF1XjvXUF
玉帝（打哈）：我等你等你，等的我在殿上睡了一覺。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZHsp5pt0M
太白金星：陛下，孫悟空是第一次上天，第一次看到天上的美景，途中有暫停。他也是第一次見你。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B4dX3iNml
玉帝：太白，你這麽大歲數的人，不要張口閉口的第一次、第一次。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWAZSdGOSp
悟空：咳，你要封我做官？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD14KtKig5A
玉帝：這位是？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvb0QFQWyb6
悟空：我就是第1個名字叫美猴王，第2個名字叫孫悟空，有2個名字的花果山水簾洞天產質變石猴孫悟空。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHljgNa0FWf
玉帝：你說你是孫悟空就行了，聽的我又想睡覺。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqij1OtCTP
悟空：要封官給我，就快封吧。封完官，你再睡一覺，養養精神。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEu3RtnhuQ
玉帝：諸位愛卿，天宮哪有閑置合適的官職？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mrb5WWnHD
眾仙卿在靈霄殿議論紛紛。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7J6MQjUDLD
武曲星：陛下，天宮上上下下、左左右右、東南西北、各宮各殿、各方各處，都不少官。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYssWqTW5X
玉帝（伸懶腰）：愛卿，以後看到我想睡，說話要言簡意賅。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Wph3Gv657
武曲星：咦，禦馬監正缺一個管事。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn3lqymWGj
玉帝：孫悟空，朕封你在天宮做弼馬溫。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5KHU7ZlBi
悟空：弼馬溫是什麽官？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmDv266Rev
玉帝：看管天河的天馬。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1afv4QrGW
悟空：讓我看馬？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVPXzZCFJp
玉帝：是天馬，會飛的馬。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFG3pQTR3EA
悟空：還是馬嗎。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuic1R9kraX
玉帝：天上的美景多多。你可以騎天馬，飛來飛去，欣賞天宮的美景。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I6jszZ7oR
悟空：下次召我，不會讓你久等。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlW2HM5brF
悟空歡歡喜喜到禦馬監上任，看到千匹天馬。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN75s1pqyq9
悟空：天上的馬，會飛，都是神馬吧？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAww91cvEz
副官：孫管事，天上的馬，是天馬。是不是神馬，不知道。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYLZcmRyFM
悟空：你神馬都不知道？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiNtXbrVN7
副官：我真的不知道神馬。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPvLYV4CsJ
悟空：天上神仙騎的天馬，當然是神馬。你明白什嘛是神馬了吧？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZz8dPkt24n
副官：明白。天馬就是神馬。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCS7vTvTQF3
兩人走進馬群，一匹馬飛起來。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8xcN42Wgo
悟空：啊。沒長翅膀竟能飛？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1vEM0pmnO
副官：神馬都能飛。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntxQwfUFnM
悟空：我騎上一匹，先試飛一次。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HYQcMXNgZ
副官：管事，你不暈馬吧？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeV7F1vZOHb
悟空：暈馬？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7Q0A726El
副官：騎馬頭暈。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8a3CoJADK
悟空：我騎馬，一向頭暈的是馬。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtB2QI6zng
副官：那就好。不暈馬的人，不用吃暈馬藥。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Tpc72OtO1
悟空跨上一匹馬，準備起飛。被副官拉住馬。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1VeslYB7a
悟空：幹什麽？我馬上要起飛了。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIklX46prWw
副官：你不暈，馬暈。要讓馬吃暈馬藥。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlUUkgEDfd
悟空：啊！造藥的醫生，是獸醫？是人醫？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQc22Eap62
副官：是仙醫。造的是仙藥，人獸通用。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCpvezgPgd
副官拿來暈馬藥，馬吃下肚子。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTrX9oEDYA
悟空：3、2、1，起飛！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Lvj7N4HjX
神馬托著悟空飛呀，飛呀，飛呀……62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFTpeg3NRq
悟空遊覽天宮的仙境美景，感覺有點累，返回禦馬監。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcdrkSE9uz
副官：孫管事，馬沒暈吧？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpH2nyTIMgc
悟空：沒。我累的快暈了。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziWorBPpYl
副官：你吃點暈馬藥？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vAXxKTNyW
悟空：額，你留著自己吃吧。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeTqMV6VXw
悟空正在禦馬監大睡，副官大叫著跑進來，驚醒悟空。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fxlaVOVck
副官：不好啦！不好啦！神馬暈倒啦！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOa4n5fK6V
悟空：什嘛暈倒啦？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmWCD8vbey
副官：神馬！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8t6YXVaoK
悟空：什嘛？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UWjcIvgif
副官拉著悟空衣到禦馬監外，看到一匹神馬倒在地上。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Upnrd3Y2d
副官：孫管事，是你昨天騎的這匹神馬暈倒。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlsaZHxwYq
悟空：吃過暈馬藥，怎麽會暈倒？叫獸醫。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa2SusMVGr
副官：天宮沒有獸醫，只有仙醫。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZ5Ym3SqoS
悟空：叫仙醫。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HI85NCzml
副官叫來仙醫。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDMAHqezgH
仙醫遠近望了望馬，上下聞了聞馬，前後診了診，全身切了切。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97ZPqLdJmp
仙醫：管事，你看這馬，鼻塞、流鼻涕、流眼淚、打噴嚏，全身發熱。這馬，感冒了。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyOrHa2ekf
悟空：昨天還好好的，托著我飛來飛去。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLg9FrhDjet
仙醫：飛什麽地方？什麽天氣？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrQJoqkdG3
悟空：飛來飛去的亂飛。天氣晴朗。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIFMneDnDO
仙醫：飛的高不高？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsSdzqALEh
悟空：人馬在天上，在高空飛行。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy9ifDF73E
仙醫：有沒有遇到高空中的氣流？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa958mjjEC7
悟空：先遇到一股強大的冷氣流，後遇到一股強大的熱氣流。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8GmAZtk9f
仙官：一冷一熱，有病毒侵入體內。馬和人一樣，會感冒。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM6ohCC9si
忽然，又有10匹神馬倒在地上。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbK6B03oUrF
不一會兒，竟有100匹神馬倒在地上。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wa4zhBT0x
仙官：開始傳染啦！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB3mH308DI
副官：孫管事，這可怎麽辦？！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5VfraKTIj
悟空：神馬的事要保密，不能傳揚。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLqzNoieOW
副官：大人放心，我會保密，不會讓你丟官。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDjedQsgc7
悟空：我丟官是小事。天宮的天兵天將要騎神馬，保衛天宮的安全。如果神馬感染病毒這事傳出去，天宮會……62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRgdsIhK8o
副官：會怎樣？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3gZFjOPxc
悟空：會很危險。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpGmlGVqKi
副官：那，這上千匹神馬倒在地上，怎麽掩人耳目？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHm7xZo07dW
悟空：對外，說我們天宮正在研製一種化學武器，代號**病毒。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8X2OEr7dJA
副官：SM？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87VtNHycyd
悟空：天宮內部說起這件事，說是SM事件。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hZHCPWmz8
副官：SM是什麽？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQo3rXiT44Z
悟空：神馬兩字的首字母。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEUeZI7ZzX
又過一會兒，1000匹神馬全倒在地上。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUCud32HdW
副官：這……這是傳說中的1傳10、10傳100、100傳1000？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3rfJBdumX
仙官：快閃吧！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclO2lMESzn
悟空：這裏很危險，我要返回地球了。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCMMwYlVFU
孫悟空悄悄返回坐標在地球上的花果山。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oD2jeETbL
62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWdjZV6G7N
Penana
search
登入arrow_drop_down
註冊arrow_drop_down
