孫悟空腳踩一朵雲，降到水簾洞。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW9yZC09QU
悟空：本大王做官回來啦！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9wA81vGmE
眾猴：大王！大王！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJZ2gVXTvy
一群猴子圍上。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrIBEmITtu
通背猿猴：大王，天上有官不做，你怎麽回來了？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt7W5oq1a2
悟空：天上出現**事件，我躲避一陣兒。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CFxOedDbI
通背猿猴：是大王您不喜歡**。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZZtS8KOMf
悟空：我喜歡的很。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG5HVVGGkH
通背猿猴：在天上做官十幾年，你有什麽感想？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxKBbkreA7
悟空：十幾年？我在天上只待了十幾天。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJzV6v2A6Q
通背猿猴：天上一天，地上一年。你在天上十幾天，我們在地上過去十多年。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2shqbIXM9
悟空：我的感想是，天上地下，時差太大。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpQXrPefjS
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上做的什麽官？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjY67fVAVF
悟空：弼馬溫。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUqTDsh35J
通背猿猴：弼馬溫是什麽官？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83V00czRCH
悟空：不明白麽？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY6UH2tj4h
通背猿猴：不明白。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAvB9ycKmD
眾猴：不明白。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WGP5DLIXg
通背猿猴：封的官別人都聽不明白，弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCSlb79Gxs
悟空：齊天大聖？從哪來的靈感，想出這個？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuo9yr0wzT1
通背猿猴：大王，你已經300多歲，還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45UMRF8yh1
悟空：好！從今天開始，叫我——齊天大聖。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO69L9agy5
花果山上，掛出一面旗幟。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsfbU1yE5Y
天庭，靈霄殿。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT28F8q2i4A
武曲星：陛下，孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病，天馬都病倒在禦馬監。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgJEmInj6c
玉帝：啊！具體患什麽病？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaVev0F3Mp
武曲星：馬病。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WLh2xZH6S
玉帝：具體什麽馬病？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBxczkZIpj
武曲星：您最好親自巡視。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQfDXgjxCE
玉帝：還用我親自去？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ109A0hcnP
武曲星：上千匹天馬病倒在地，場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhtch502Pg
玉帝：起駕。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wikvfrBwR
玉帝帶著隨從，視察禦馬監。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLwvAdlo8O
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLoMRtujoV
玉帝：這馬什麽病？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PVTdsN5K1
仙醫：陛下，這匹馬已經死了。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrMpYAg0Gd
玉帝：我的天馬啊！55555……（大哭）93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4LVQ3p3Ss
仙醫：陛下不用難過，只死了一匹。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLPVYIM1dC
玉帝：朕一向愛馬如子，死一匹也不能接受！是誰，是誰害死我馬子的？！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAinaijgPX
仙醫：是看馬的孫悟空。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsPf1kLc5I
玉帝：來人！把孫悟空推出去，砍頭！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdXYmdiysh
副官：孫悟空已經回花果山。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTx8Rk1Wa36
玉帝：誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空？我要親手殺死孫悟空，為我的馬子報仇！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4DOEDe5o3
托塔天王：微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLQIhCCIBE
玉帝：好！朕封你降魔大元帥，捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇！為我的馬子報仇！……93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7Vkr8ofam
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤，以巨靈神為先鋒，降至花果山。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR9nzd7TVU
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰，悟空帶領群猴迎戰。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrd5Gz8tZ41
巨靈神：孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6I54iPGTiK
悟空：玉帝的馬子死了？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRreAYzagf
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上泡玉帝的馬子？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbsnNUrT1u
悟空：純屬虛構！我在天上十幾年，沒碰到一個異性。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPYop3hnLK
通背猿猴：性壓抑十幾年？！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpwvTGaAVN
悟空：也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn36iTC6kq7
巨靈神：放下武器，快快投降。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFQjTmsdMa
悟空：你轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官，我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0zVVP6gDm
巨靈神：吃俺一斧！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwinEUIv0H
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，巨靈神敗回。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxj1DlxXDB4
巨靈神：元帥，孫悟空很厲害。我打不過，敗了。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dZas3ooA6
托塔天王：你怎麽打不過敗的？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo4a4JK5fY
巨靈神：我剛剛打的時候，你沒觀戰？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnahrKiyEQ
托塔天王：觀戰了。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSC7JotExf
巨靈神：你觀戰，應該看清我是怎麽敗的。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWDboU68GW
托塔天王：我老花眼，距離太遠，沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx30QePRXvq
巨靈神：我和孫悟空打了一會兒，打不過孫悟空，我就敗了。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymuOBjSVCe
托塔天王：你堅持再打一會兒，孫悟空就敗了。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcSv5STf07
巨靈神：是吧？我怎麽沒想到這點。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6GELXw4AT
哪咤：我去接著打會兒。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjtOv0s6CR
哪咤來了，腳踏風火輪，手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪，吸引了孫悟空。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn7hYCdWSE
悟空：咦。你腳下冒火的輪子，是什麽西西？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttyuTwpDFH
哪咤：無敵風火輪。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRTHxtu0OM
悟空：是吧。火的溫度高不高？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeWE4ok3kI
哪咤：謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbhdXV0uod
悟空：我幫你介紹一筆生意，怎樣？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LY43yLN9Z
哪咤：嗯？介紹生意？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiFScJRLI0
悟空：這冒火的輪子，有適宜人體的溫度，腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子，在我的花果山開個足療店，絕對可以發一筆。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrgo9t6DSD
哪咤：你滾吧！孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！玉帝要殺你，為他的馬子報仇雪恨！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnR9Hcpfpb1
悟空：玉帝的馬子真死了？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuglhJxcIR
哪咤：放下武器，快快投降。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZekvQpLLS2
悟空：你回去轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIIf4M54XM
哪咤：吃俺一槍！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8mr05HD8v
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，哪咤敗回。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFdpKtQlRX
哪咤：父王，孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了，敗的和巨靈神一樣。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡym25dQ0CBB
托塔天王：你和巨靈神敗的一樣？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJEtRDjY10
哪咤：敗的不一樣的是，巨靈神拿著斧子敗的，我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是，巨靈神敗回時跑得快，我敗回時跑的更快。現在，該輪到你出戰了。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7U1zbjAGV
托塔天王：讓我出戰？你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯，你們2個打不過孫悟空，我老胳膊、老腿，你還讓我出戰？！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJqHHyvVZK
哪咤：那怎麽辦？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9eXNyHLeF
托塔天王：撤。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gqyCCHbnT
忽——！孫悟空在空中攔住三人，看到天王手中的塔。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjjk9AFhfP
托塔天王：孫悟空，我們承認敗了，放我們一條生路吧。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6Bg9PjIOW
悟空：咦。這塔做工不錯，還金光閃閃。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWI1jesICs
托塔天王：你想要我的神塔，送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnWn7616VG
悟空：神塔麽？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdmY3tFxbh
托塔天王：這神塔可大可小，還不夠神嗎？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCnf6eazLY
悟空：我再加一筆錢，神塔我買了！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuonkU57RZW
哪咤：你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FWIH4gE0q
悟空：我這花果山上，全是樹木花草，一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此，花果山多一個建築，也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光，全部免費。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSv6e0ooAj
哪咤：你滾吧！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZrSqVSpmJ
三人返回靈霄殿。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyITLo9edB
托塔天王：陛下，孫悟空太厲害，我等降魔失敗。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmZtEiim1m
玉帝：你們三個打不過孫悟空一個？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrokN77Wout
托塔天王：我們是一對一的單挑，沒群毆。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFBD8yI6pl
玉帝：回去再戰，群毆孫悟空！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡug0kBlU7vo
巨靈神：陛下，孫悟空讓我轉告，他想做齊天大聖。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYiH8RxNXx
哪咤：也讓我轉告。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEpd3NvzMd
玉帝：快要死的人，要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰，記住，要集中火力——群毆！群毆！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0XtRkV9ML
太白金星：陛下，你再召孫悟空上天，封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕，他們3個再加幾個群毆，在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXT9VVJWci
玉帝：好計謀。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0i5rx0ewK
太白金星領聖旨，二次來到花果山。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7qsvpNhHI
太白金星：孫悟空，我奉玉帝聖旨，請你上天，封你做齊天大聖！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSb5vSqAT7A
悟空：玉帝同意我做齊天大聖？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1syStM8QRq
太白金星：沒錯。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbs0XtGP18
通背猿猴：剛還打打殺殺，轉眼這麽快同意，會不會有陰謀？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmP2Eyl64g
悟空：不快吧？我等很久了。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCB3PD3mCe
靈霄殿。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8CShPTiQs
太白金星：孫悟空到！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcpSxYP2VR
玉帝：這麽快到了？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkhsCbOFwi
仙官：陛下，你已經在殿上睡了很久。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡye1PNxIga4
悟空：玉帝，你要封我做齊天大聖？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSrheLq1og
玉帝：是滴。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwv2vHAxAm
悟空：這次沒讓你久等吧？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QBKicQShP
玉帝：我沒久等，我剛剛睡了很久。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmwFzlCjcE
悟空：讓你久睡了。開封吧。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83RbnlWs2H
仙官：冊封開始！由西方太白金星主持。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCRxdsmxhj
太白金星：陛下，你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ENs1uyJPY
玉帝：我願意。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjEJoseZwF
太白金星：孫悟空，你願意做齊天大聖嗎？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY34D9IhzCj
悟空：我願意。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3uHlbjJN8
太白金星：從現在開始，孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖，和天宮永結忠心，為我天宮效力。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2B2zejNUr
悟空：這次換官職，讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6qpBj9JTy
玉帝：上次封官讓你管動物，這次封官讓你管植物。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfMcmIZR9z
悟空：天上有動物神馬，不知會有什麽神植物？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaLK65ciJf
玉帝：我這次決定，讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSJxWBtotC
悟空：蟠桃園有什麽好？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuIqYZpgYK
玉帝：蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地，有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮，四季花果不斷，93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ217wMzrucW
是世外桃園。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTKq9g6UBL
悟空：有山有水？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAcwhyrkbr
玉帝：只有灌溉用水。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiDGAdG5F1
悟空：在蟠桃園堆幾座假山，跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabPR3cJ2JO
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjX0o4zfVaq
太白金星：陛下啊，蟠桃園是你的休閑之地，怎麽讓孫悟空占了？93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jN76VxkRe
玉帝：那地方我早待膩了。還有，蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高，交給讓一個猴子管理，以後摘桃子方便多啦！93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1C6vcoHXkE
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