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《奧普斯》為全球首度開發的虛擬實境網路遊戲,擁有近乎百分百的真實度。混和東西方元素的靈異魔幻世界,讓您打怪打鬼又打臉;彈性多元的逼真戰鬥系統,任您盡情相殺相愛到永遠;隨機觸發的隱藏任務劇情,包您挖坑填坑又摔坑;開發不完的八卦奸情,供您調戲吐槽戳盲腸;屬性齊全的人性化NPC,個個賣萌耍蠢又搞基……欸?咳!總之,更重要的是,最令人髮指的雙人格系統,誓以惡整玩家為樂,保證樂趣囧囧來! 945Please respect copyright.PENANARzV0bbASnM
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「叮!本服終於有第一對CP成婚啦!歡迎各位玩家一同裸奔慶祝唷~」945Please respect copyright.PENANAF3IlI6Rywp
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宅宅系統音的三八聲一響,所有玩家的裝備瞬間落地,不論是在打怪、採集、閒晃的都集體裸了。全服陷入一陣沈默後,又在沈默中爆發,於是,世界頻道又跳出一條公告,讓大家更歡騰了——8964 copyright protection941PENANAbgH4a2HEXT 維尼
『【世界】系統:Oops!系統又腦抽罷課了,如有玩家受到影響,請即刻向GM求救以免死機喔,顆顆!(BY 系統負責人)』8964 copyright protection941PENANAHIHZjwl8vK 維尼
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)8964 copyright protection941PENANAyhRiJeXBRq 維尼
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1. Oops!8964 copyright protection941PENANAawLrPTyt56 維尼
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『滴滴!』945Please respect copyright.PENANAzSkoCzeMMo
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聽到遊戲盔充好電的提示音響起,艾登立刻將未看完的遊戲說明丟到一旁,興高采烈地用手機撥了通電話,也不待對方出聲就一口作氣大喊:「我要上了泰!」945Please respect copyright.PENANA1P0Nh3HZ5p
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「……」945Please respect copyright.PENANAif1c9xI4cn
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「欸?」楞望被迅速掛斷的手機,他不解地抓頭心想,剛說錯什麼嗎?怎麼泰又生氣了?945Please respect copyright.PENANAherxW9nnoz
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說到泰這個老朋友好哥兒們,他就不得不捶心肝。自從去年泰跟小貝兒和好後,這兩兄弟便如膠似漆地時刻黏在一起,即使現在分隔兩大洲也照三餐煲電話粥,最後兩人竟還一聲不吭地跑去玩《奧普斯》!明明是他先提議玩這款遊戲的,誰知泰這重弟輕友的傢伙竟丟了一堆企劃給他,等他好不容易忙完了,才發現他們早偷跑了兩個月,真是太不夠意思了!945Please respect copyright.PENANAXINz40bWIl
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哀怨碎唸的同時,他正打算再打過去,手機鈴聲便響了起來。一見是法國打來的號碼,他立刻歡快地接起來,「唷!小貝兒終於想哥了啊?」945Please respect copyright.PENANAYJlgsM2pmW
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「呵呵。」電話那頭傳來兩聲乾笑後,才繼續說:「豬頭登,你遊戲名要叫什麼啊?」945Please respect copyright.PENANAdxDgte2AWp
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「當然要叫『哥就是這麼帥』酷吧?」艾登說著,就往連身鏡前一站,撥著瀏海發出了讚嘆:「嘖,哥真帥!」945Please respect copyright.PENANAX4mfLYFqoc
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「呵,是啦是啦,你記好我們的遊戲名,上來就密我們……」945Please respect copyright.PENANAJyn3AEgLNc
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貝兒快速報完名字後就切斷通話,顯然是給「帥」走了。於是,艾登喜孜孜地往床上一躺,開始了他的《奧普斯》初體驗。才戴上遊戲盔,耳邊便響起悅耳的電子女音,「請選擇您希望登錄的伺服器位置。」945Please respect copyright.PENANAm1r9yZodWF
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「台灣。」他毫不猶豫地答道。雖然以他的居住地來說,應當要選擇美國,但他為了配合小貝兒,只好跟泰一樣跳台灣伺服了。幸好哥的中文好溝通無障礙,而且台灣美人超多啊!想到這,他就熱血沸騰了。945Please respect copyright.PENANAYffjNp1Q7R
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「好的,立刻就為您連接台灣伺服器。」945Please respect copyright.PENANAw8IxM1wDLA
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在差點被一連串炫麗白光閃瞎眼後,他就發現自己漂浮在滿佈璨星的夜空裡,放眼望去除了銀光閃爍的星芒外,便再無其他東西,更別說簡介中提及的新手招待員。945Please respect copyright.PENANAnCrNMerWNU
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《奧普斯》的NPC是具有高度智能的AI,會依玩家反應回以不同互動與好感值增減,甚至觸發特殊任務給予豐沛獎勵。而新手招待員則是玩家初入遊戲的新手指導,由各NPC隨機分派擔任,除了協助玩家創建理想角色外,還會觀察玩家的特質屬性,將其發配到合適的降生地,是協助新玩家快速上手的重要角色。945Please respect copyright.PENANAXRCeEnRPHu
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不過,艾登的新手招待員似乎……缺席了?945Please respect copyright.PENANAGn985q9iw1
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「那接下來勒?哈囉?有沒有人啊?」他困惑地四處張望呼喊,除了自己回音繚繞外,就未有任何回應。他抓頭仰天思索半晌,忽然拍了下大腿,「該不是哥的新手招待員是透明人吧?啊哈!這種族也太帥啦!」945Please respect copyright.PENANA0KyINWgf9l
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《奧普斯》的另一項特色就是多樣化種族,不僅類別數量龐大,還能讓玩家自行調配純、混血比例,創造屬於自己的獨特血統。因此,忽然蹦出個透明族也不足為奇,不過,真的有嗎?945Please respect copyright.PENANAXUyiaDlblg
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與腦補中的自己來個擊掌後,艾登自信滿滿地朝前方比了個帥氣的手勢,以爽朗的燦笑打招呼:「唷!透明老兄,麻煩幫哥創角喔!」945Please respect copyright.PENANA3B1e43dSpe
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彷彿在回應他的話,一面連身鏡便浮現在他的眼前,鏡旁有類似調整外表的選項按鈕,無須NPC多作解釋說明,也能明白這是創建角色的面板。於是他好奇地東按西拉,看著自己的臉孔隨著拉把變得歪七扭八,便不禁咯咯笑了起來。945Please respect copyright.PENANA026hzf9Vpb
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「天!這太神奇了!」玩夠之後,他按下恢復預設鈕,又翻了翻造型選單,忽然眼睛一亮,「喔喔喔!這個!這個肯定超好笑!」945Please respect copyright.PENANAzcRfHfHNQ5
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抱著有趣的東西一定要跟好友分享的心態,他毫不猶豫地朝奇囧風狂奔而去,甚至配合這身造型選擇純血矮人,將身高往下直拉到底。待一切都設計完成後,他就對著鏡子抱肚狂笑,「噗哈哈哈哈!我的天!笑死我了,一定給泰他們看啦!」945Please respect copyright.PENANANkrPR0qMAO
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按下完成鍵後,一個對話窗便跳了出來:『請輸入您的人物名稱。』945Please respect copyright.PENANAolXXwXagbC
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「名稱啊……?」艾登看向鏡中的人,乍看極似花椰菜的深綠色阿弗羅爆炸頭、宅氣十足的圓框平面眼鏡、堪比蠟筆小新的粗黑眉毛,再加上只有一百三十公分的矮人身高,十足像個患了大頭症的哈比人。因此,一個足以讓他後悔終身的名字就這麼閃過了腦海。945Please respect copyright.PENANA4MDc5LI0dk
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『肉盾阿弗羅先生,請問您確定您的人物設定了嗎?』945Please respect copyright.PENANARQOeXdpPX1
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「當然!」果斷按下致命的確定鍵,他痞笑中帶著傻氣地心想,反正等下再砍掉重建就好了,嘿嘿!945Please respect copyright.PENANAgzG1qAQRlE
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正當他喜不自禁地笑咧一張宅宅臉時,眼前就幻化出一堆閃死人不償命的光影,身體也似被人一腳踹開般加速飛拋,驚得他忍不住拉扯嗓門大喊:「哇啊!透明老兄你怎麼都沒先說一聲啊啊啊啊——」945Please respect copyright.PENANAvgTqyfzTyy
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待那顆爆炸頭的呼喊漸行漸遠後,偌大的新手招待空間裡,才響起一道悲憤的低語——945Please respect copyright.PENANAW7OHRQKj0K
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「長得高又帥就了不起嗎?讓你歧視我們小人族!讓你歧視我們小人族!泥馬的給老子走著瞧……」8964 copyright protection941PENANABVffqdNG41 維尼
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)8964 copyright protection941PENANAEJ7RKivprp 維尼
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「白癡。」 945Please respect copyright.PENANAOkGuh0JFV3
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不出所料,一向比冰山還冷的男人在看到那顆頭後,就迅速下了評語不再理人,面對如此三觀俱毀的外表,居然能連嘴角都不抖一下,其面癱之程度簡直是神等級,讓肉盾阿弗羅從來都甘拜下風佩服不已,不過……對方這次的語氣裡,似乎隱隱有種鄙視的味道?945Please respect copyright.PENANAp8jLMmMCsG
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面對好友的冷言冷語,他相當習以為常地傻笑著。因遊戲設定的身高關係,難得需仰頭看人的他,不得不在心裡發出一聲讚嘆。只見他那個面癱好友穿著中國風十足的淡藍長袍,束成馬尾的銀白長髮柔順飄逸地垂在身後,高挑的身材與俊美的五官一如現實模樣,看來是為了讓寶貝弟弟一眼認出自己才保留原貌,卻也完美襯托了這仙魔混血的祭司形象;只可惜唯一美中不足的是,這樣清冷脫俗的美人角色,居然取了個與氣質截然不符的名字——泰迪熊餅乾!?945Please respect copyright.PENANAWbaSsCzsjm
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這一看就是小貝兒故意給泰取的啦,真是調皮的孩子啊!945Please respect copyright.PENANAGHNhZCZ1dW
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頂著爆炸頭笑呵呵的矮人,看向一旁抱著肚子的小男孩喵喵仙貝,與碧眼相襯的水綠色半長髮隨意散在肩上,瀏海由左到右齊斜至鬢的獨特剪裁,讓那張燦笑的可愛小臉顯得更加靈動,五官雖沒調整卻因種族與身高設定而幼齡化,看起來不過十歲出頭,一身白膨膨毛茸茸的貓咪服裝,穿在跟自己差不多高的嬌小身子上,十足十就是隻賣萌到底的迷你小貓妖啊!945Please respect copyright.PENANA1u9IrWp1YH
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「噗哈哈哈哈哈!豬、豬頭登……你、你……哈哈哈哈……」945Please respect copyright.PENANAJffFMqduIB
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「超好笑的對吧!哈哈哈哈!」見喵喵仙貝笑得前翻後仰,連尾巴都翹得老高,肉盾阿弗羅不禁也得意了起來,如遇知己般想伸手勾搭喵喵仙貝的肩膀,卻忽被某硬物抵住額頭而前進不能,他只好握住散發寒意的法杖,笑得更加誇張了,「哈哈哈哈哈!泰,你很機車耶!這樣歧視矮人啦!噗哈哈哈哈哈!」945Please respect copyright.PENANAyS8wh6DUN5
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「不能重創。」冷冷瞄了眼那顆爆炸頭,泰迪熊餅乾依據他對這頭豬的了解,面無表情地發出一聲輕哼鼻音,「你以為能重創角色吧。」945Please respect copyright.PENANALdGmtBBJK0
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「……」笑聲瞬間凍結,肉盾阿弗羅錯愕地掉了下巴,什麼?!不能什麼?945Please respect copyright.PENANAppG6w8lHpQ
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「你、你糟糕了……哈……豬頭登……哈……哈哈哈……」喵喵仙貝上氣不接下氣地說著,忽然碰一聲變成一隻笑到噴淚打顫的小奶貓,一身雪白的中長毛煞是漂亮,額頭處還有一小撮水綠漸層點綴,很是襯托那對又大又圓的碧綠貓眼。他伸出前爪的小肉球,指向把好好一張帥臉搞成這副尊容的傢伙,斷斷續續地發出喵音嫩嗓,「手冊有、有寫……不行喵……哈哈……嗚……哥,我、我肚子好痛……喵嗚……」945Please respect copyright.PENANAhcjYKM2Txg
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不能重創……945Please respect copyright.PENANAPtv9KgFaHI
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不能重創……945Please respect copyright.PENANAIePUQuItZo
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不能重創……945Please respect copyright.PENANA0smQ1GjgD6
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不能重創創創創創創創創——945Please respect copyright.PENANAW76F5iJ3a0
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「欸?!」震驚地叫出Q&A面板查詢,果真看到一人只可創建一個角色,不得刪除角色或砍帳號,肉盾阿弗羅頓感晴天霹靂地抱頭大喊:「喔不——」945Please respect copyright.PENANALAOWTsdpzM
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泰迪熊餅乾嫌棄地微皺了下眉,便輕柔捧起在腳邊翻滾的小奶貓,頭也不回地往外走去,「走吧,寶貝兒。」945Please respect copyright.PENANAhExkFWlTAC
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「咦喵?不陪他作任務了喵?」喵喵仙貝蹭著哥哥的掌心喵聲喵氣問道。945Please respect copyright.PENANALoKPFJkiBP
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「乖,我們不認識太笨的人。」945Please respect copyright.PENANAKHNmITAKnc
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「噗喵!」945Please respect copyright.PENANAlGb19DSMs6
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「啊!你們怎麼這樣啦?!」就這麼被拋棄的肉盾阿弗羅,垂下兩滴大淚珠跪趴在地上,朝漸行漸遠的背影伸出爾康手,卻也喚不回被他「笨」走的友誼。不行!哥怎麼能維持這樣貌?這顆頭是要哥怎麼把妹啊?GM救命喔喔喔!945Please respect copyright.PENANAkzpYLTvnPu
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「您好,我是GM74748,請問有什麼能為您服務的?」945Please respect copyright.PENANAQhe67ZVmn1
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收到召喚的GM音立刻在耳邊響起,肉盾阿弗羅如遇救星地大喊:「哥要換外貌!」945Please respect copyright.PENANAhXnuonhsDi
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不能重創角,總該能換外貌吧?945Please respect copyright.PENANAasjqAWDRPa
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「不行。」GM非常乾脆地拒絕了。945Please respect copyright.PENANA48kLVqN41h
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「Why not、布瓜、為什麼、兜喜爹、丁改?」945Please respect copyright.PENANAvrRi72MnjK
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似被那一連串英法中日粵語的「為什麼」弄得無語,GM74748頓了幾秒才回答:「由於系統負責人罷課太多次,必須重修《改造外貌學分》,因此尚無法開放此功能。」945Please respect copyright.PENANA9BDls49pD4
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這、這是什麼理由啊?系統還要修學分課是什麼鬼?!於是艾登火速登出下線,打給遊戲公司好哭歹哭,耍賴哀求了好久,最終得到的仍是不能給予特例的答覆,他只好又哭哭地重新回到遊戲。945Please respect copyright.PENANAT4NuPezr0L
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幸好,打擊挫敗對生性厚臉皮的他來說都只是一時的。他坐在地上望著天空發了會呆後,便又恢復鬥志地握拳熱血高喊:「混帳啊!既然注定要阿弗羅頭了,那哥就當一隻世上最帥的阿弗羅——」945Please respect copyright.PENANA1HisXhw1eP
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「噗,花椰菜頭耶!」945Please respect copyright.PENANA1nb3EkWOA5
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「真有笨蛋選那顆頭啊?」945Please respect copyright.PENANAriITZIKi75
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雄心壯志頓被澆熄,肉盾阿弗羅再次頹下肩膀,反正既成事實,也只好接受了。他習慣性地抓了把頂上綠Q毛,咦?頭皮的拉扯感挺真實啊,那再出點力試試?嗯,雖然有痛感,但跟現實還是有點落差,遊戲裡的痛覺應該有稍微壓低吧。不過,哥的帥臉從不戴眼鏡,鼻梁一直被壓著真不舒服啊!思及此,他便想取下眼鏡,豈知……945Please respect copyright.PENANAxhGNse9yUU
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「不會吧?誰戴眼鏡會黏著臉的啊啊啊——」945Please respect copyright.PENANA8i3UZueN56
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響徹雲霄的慘烈哀嚎,是早知如此何必當初的悔恨。8964 copyright protection941PENANADG2bD8RvIl 維尼
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奧普斯的世界大致分為兩大陸——亞美洛大陸和阿茲洛斯大陸。目前遊戲只開放後者,而相隔兩大陸的海洋則零星散佈許多大小島嶼。肉盾阿弗羅降生的達布史城,便位於阿茲洛斯大陸南方的艾爾文草原上,其氣候溫暖宜人,陽光明媚,不時有Q軟可愛的小動物於鮮花嫩草間蹦躂,「看起來」最適合新手玩家追趕跑跳碰了。945Please respect copyright.PENANAPETpsEQlBl
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順帶一題,《海洋》便是海洋的名稱。對於官方懶得想名字的行徑,早有無數玩家在世界頻道吐槽,但總會被系統各種神回應或歪串,比如——945Please respect copyright.PENANAY5yGeeJJJu
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『【世界】你才神受:靠!官方以後不如都取名島嶼A、大山B、村莊C算了!』945Please respect copyright.PENANAS2fkgyrEjj
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『【世界】系統:多謝神受玩家的提議,老子以後就這麼做吧!(By系統負責人)』945Please respect copyright.PENANAYPXko2Kbe3
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『【世界】系統:誰攻誰受,來給老子掃一下就知道了~(挖鼻) (By系統負責人)』945Please respect copyright.PENANAFaSK0Gr9Xh
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『【世界】系統:……別鬧了。 (By系統代理負責人)』945Please respect copyright.PENANAmlnKvc3VUE
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『【世界】偏向唬爛行:神受乖,姊給你找個好老攻啊~AWA』945Please respect copyright.PENANAOczozaniND
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『【世界】你才神受:= =凸』945Please respect copyright.PENANAGor95t32nJ
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肉盾阿弗羅(往後簡稱肉盾)看了眼歡騰的世界頻道,就摸著下巴打探四周,入目皆是一片生氣勃勃。初入遊戲的他還沒學會如何分辨玩家或NPC,只覺處處有各種人馬走來晃去,便不禁吹了個口哨,「唷,還挺像回事的嘛!」945Please respect copyright.PENANA3ojmR9BtUM
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新奇的體驗讓他很快就忘了自身的悲慘經歷。車水馬龍的街邊小店、叫賣吆喝的販夫走卒、吟唱起舞的街頭藝人、歡笑連連的戲耍孩童、人來人往的交談步伐,無一不清晰真實,彷彿他真穿越到了異度空間而驚嘆連連。最令他滿意的是,這滿世界的美人啊!不論是嬌俏可愛、火辣性感、美艷風情、溫婉秀麗、俊逸儒雅、斯文清秀、陽光健氣等類型隨處可見,讓男女通吃的他看得心花朵朵開,恨不得衝上去將所有美女俊男都搭訕盡。945Please respect copyright.PENANAROICw3ABPV
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正當他猶豫要先勾搭哪一位美人時,私密頻道就傳來一道訊息——945Please respect copyright.PENANAIvMrJxBQoy
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『【私密】喵喵仙貝對您悄悄說:豬頭登,你在城裡接些不打怪的任務,想辦法先升到30級,在那之前千萬別出城喔!』945Please respect copyright.PENANAVKzpFa2Ex9
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「嗄?為啥啊?」可惜他字才回過去,就見系統提示對方已下線。他往朋友名單看去,果然連泰迪熊餅乾也呈離線狀態,估計小貝兒一下線吃飯,泰就也跟著下了。唉,這對兄弟太黏彼此可不好啊!這樣以後要怎麼追老婆呢?945Please respect copyright.PENANA9DWtUX3o5t
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為老友的終身大事操了把心後,肉盾打開區域地圖察看系統貼心標示的任務記號。依據說明,黃色問號是可接任務,綠色問號是待交差的已接任務,綠色驚嘆號則是已完成可交差的任務。他才第一次登入,地圖上自然是滿滿的黃色問號,不過……945Please respect copyright.PENANAxFh2fG5CuR
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「來玩遊戲當然要打怪啊!」以不到零點一秒的時間思考過後,肉盾就下了決定,毅然決然往城門外大步走去,完全沒注意路過玩家與NPC在他跨出城門時的欲言又止。945Please respect copyright.PENANANUsWV3ASPt
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「欸嘿!都是些可愛的小傢伙嘛!」望著滿草地抖動蹦跳的史萊姆,他認出這些果凍怪正是各大遊戲裡常見的初等被動怪,等級大多不到三級,隨便戳個兩三下就掛了,還可以順便撿些垃圾賣給NPC賺點錢,加上史萊姆的形象十分可愛小巧,向來是新手玩家最愛欺負調戲兼升等的好碰友。於是,他就帶著雀躍的心情往最近的綠史萊姆走去。945Please respect copyright.PENANAV5ZOvJfcpg
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「咕嘰?」945Please respect copyright.PENANAJORnkB5tCc
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「咦咦欸欸欸咕嚕嚕……」才靠近綠史萊姆,就見對方似有感應地扭過身子,頭頂上方的名字亦轉成鮮紅色,漂浮在名字後頭的等級竟顯示五十級,而晶瑩潤透的果凍體更是拉開一張足足有一尺高的嘴,一躍而起將肉盾一口吞滅,讓他連點反抗的機會都沒有。945Please respect copyright.PENANAZHcfQ5h1gS
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這、這、這是怎麼回事啊啊啊?!945Please respect copyright.PENANAAU5IJtuCqV
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被淹沒在綠色果凍中的肉盾,驚恐地望著一片模糊的景象,無論他怎麼拍打施力都像打在棉花上,一點作用也沒有,眼前上方還出現了紅色的倒數計秒,顯示自己即將因無法呼吸窒息而亡?!蛤?這隻史萊姆有五十級不說,把人吞了憋死又是什麼鬼設定啊?等等!他的手指怎麼在溶解?胃、胃液消化?!不會吧啊啊啊——945Please respect copyright.PENANA36k1R0lb6I
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幸好窒息死亡的速度快過被胃酸溶解,肉盾還來不及看到自己的身體被消化完全,就眼前一黑地掛了,等到視線再次明亮時,人已回到達布史城的中央復活池,他驚慌地檢查了下手腳,確認身體都完好無缺,才總算鬆了口氣。945Please respect copyright.PENANA8lGxicggYt
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「這裡不是新手城嗎?怎麼會有五十級的怪啊?」見身邊忽地浮現一個人影,似乎也是剛復活的玩家,他立刻就撲過去抓著人家哭哭求問。945Please respect copyright.PENANASZ2E5KrQjb
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「新手城?誰跟你說這遊戲有……」路人女玩家低頭一看扒著自己的人,臉上的表情瞬間從莫名其妙轉成噴淚大笑,「噗哈哈哈哈哈哈!你怎麼長這樣啊?」945Please respect copyright.PENANAXj7xU0ytdi
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「抱、抱歉……噗……咳咳!」背著巨劍的女玩家身穿紅色勁裝,將火辣曼妙的身材盡顯無疑,配上那頭赤紅長髮與美艷臉蛋,十足十是會讓肉盾兩眼發光瘋狂搭訕的大美女。可惜,此刻的他仍處在錯愕狀態,暫時無法轉換成勾搭獵豔模式。945Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ps0nDiKzR
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「這個……你是剛創角的新手吧?」女劍士瞥了眼他頭頂上沒關閉顯示的名字,又朝他點選查詢玩家資訊後,便再次大笑說:「哈!你肯定是惹毛了新手招待員才被丟到這啦!」945Please respect copyright.PENANAkOwIknNOPh
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肉盾一聽就困惑了,「什麼?我沒對透明人老兄做什麼啊!」945Please respect copyright.PENANA5J0rnvr1qs
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「透明人?」女劍士不解地揚起柳眉,還來不及再發問,就楞地似在傾聽現實裡的聲音,爾後豪邁地拍了拍他的肩膀,「我有事得先下了。總之呢,這遊戲沒有新手村,降生在哪是由新手招待員分派,你很不幸地被分到高等區降生,所以請節哀順變吧!」945Please respect copyright.PENANA3hMC5Q1auL
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沒、沒有新手村?高等區?945Please respect copyright.PENANABO6OLMfRhw
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這時,喵喵仙貝臨離線前的交代又在腦海浮現,肉盾這才明白為何人家要他在城裡接任務就好,一出城門就被秒殺還打個毛啊?可惡!肯定是透明人嫉妒哥太帥!945Please respect copyright.PENANALWPmaRFkSP
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他習慣性地撥了撥Q毛朝天蓬的瀏海,想起方才的女劍士似乎是個大美人,可惜自己沒把握搭訕機會,真是太可惜了!他黯然地抹了把悔恨淚後,再次鬥志高昂地打開地圖,準備找NPC接任務啦!945Please respect copyright.PENANATzyGlW7KPA
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人稱肉盾的他,本名艾登・蒙達菲,就是打不死虐不怕、能立即原地復活、擁有百分百小強屬性的天下第一帥,就算整遊戲的NPC都要虐哥千百回,本帥哥也沒在怕的啦!945Please respect copyright.PENANAwk3heBV0bY
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衝吧!肉盾阿弗羅!945Please respect copyright.PENANA3WZeDtN0LC
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不要隨便招惹NPC啊~AWA945Please respect copyright.PENANA6tQyQ8TVOm
總之,這一部就是在看這隻艾登怎麼在耍笨中追老婆的老梗線啦~WWW945Please respect copyright.PENANAeBHSYX8lMU
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泰貝兄弟一路放閃無疑,貝貝徹底賣萌賣到底啦!XDDDDD(# 945Please respect copyright.PENANAQeEvMwINVB
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