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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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5-3. 美人來下藥
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「Oh my God!這要怎麼打啊?」肉盾抓著爆炸頭,冒出一身冷汗。842Please respect copyright.PENANAeDupt38xWT
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儘管肉盾在草原任務一口氣連升到五十級,但在沒有祭司強大補血的幫助下,就算他成功拉到仇恨,也只是稍微延緩兔吉拉將菜刀伸向塞倫的時間而已。而塞倫雖是高傷害的法系召喚師,但比起元素法師的破壞力還是差上一大截,加上這肥仔魔兔居然無視物理定律,依舊行動敏捷出手迅速,讓塞倫就算想用放風箏式磨血法也沒輒。842Please respect copyright.PENANAcrXnqYuOaq
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至於克叔,真不愧是各大遊戲設定只能當輔助角的NPC,空有一身超適合當暴力坦只差沒學戶愚呂弟變身筋肉怪的肌肉,卻只會站在一旁放槍吆喝,毫無實質幫助啊!842Please respect copyright.PENANAGkYTdIGRxE
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於是乎,在肉盾的頭差點被一刀削掉、克叔的子彈顆顆被彈飛、塞倫的火麒麟被一口吞掉後,他們只好先暫時退出密室,緊緊關上石門,緊急召開作戰會議。842Please respect copyright.PENANASJ5ct4YJRX
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『【寵物管家小百科】兔吉拉:Lv 60級Boss怪。原為哈比兔族長,體型嬌小,敏捷度高,因砍人時叫聲特別萌,被地府閻王之子收做寵物。嗜好是玩菜刀,貪吃,脾氣暴躁,愛撫時要小心手指被抓去磨牙。魔化後成為勾吉拉兔。』842Please respect copyright.PENANAl5pHNc08eS
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『【寵物管家小百科】勾吉拉兔:Lv 90級Boss怪。魔化後患上暴食症的兔吉拉,毛皮硬如哥吉拉,刀槍不入,請小心撫摸~♥』842Please respect copyright.PENANACVkxa23Mdd
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誰要摸啊!塞倫頭痛地收回《寵物管家》,對於如何對付這隻魔化兔仍無頭緒。寵物管家是他還在虛詠之島時意外收服的知識性靈寵,只要是他遇過的怪,寵物管家就會自動更新資料並供他查詢。842Please respect copyright.PENANAT8oaaRwSHt
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「原來也是隻吃貨啊!難怪連小倫的靈寵都要吃。」肉盾恍然大悟道。842Please respect copyright.PENANAhIr8Y1a0a7
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「那不是重點好嗎?」塞倫沒好氣地瞥了眼爆炸頭後,打開靈寵面板查看火麒麟的狀態,見牠的血條雖在逐步減少中,卻仍處於活蹦亂跳的攻擊模式,便依稀想起他曾在論壇上看過的資訊,「被吞進肚後,有多少時間?」842Please respect copyright.PENANAXo01cHfQAe
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聞言,肉盾便想起自己的經歷,「啊,是三十秒的窒息倒數,雖然身體會被胃酸消化,但速度不快,記得上次哥被史萊姆吞時,在憋死前都還沒消掉一截手指。」842Please respect copyright.PENANAOCRnwpzrgJ
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對了,是三十秒倒數……塞倫正沈思之際,忽然收到一封來自老友的信,就順手點開一看——842Please respect copyright.PENANAUD9zo5lWDu
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『欸欸,剛才有一隻大瓢蟲拿馬桶吸盤往一隻鯊魚的嘴裡拼命捅,害老娘忍不住腦補了!然後我再仔細一看,發現那隻鯊魚真的叫妖口鮫耶!果然超有奸情的啦!哈哈哈哈哈哈!啊對了,你在幹嘛啊?在線上也不回我。』842Please respect copyright.PENANAMC7sXkSVhK
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果然又是這種讓人黑線的八卦信啊!塞倫才暗自抱怨完,系統音就在耳邊小聲響起:「叮!玩家塞倫閱讀八卦信件,獲得八卦指數+5、經驗值500,請再接再厲挖掘更多奧普斯的奸情八卦唷!」842Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ylv7jviPS
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他囧囧有神地關掉信件視窗,往私密頻道看去,果真有一條密語,便快速回了句:『特殊任務中,晚點說。』842Please respect copyright.PENANAo2950tsziq
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就在這時,克叔忽然抽出一把開山刀,邪氣逼人地壞笑道:「既然從外面打不行,那拎北(老子)就衝進牠體內狠狠地捅!」842Please respect copyright.PENANAIDjf2XPOkc
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才看完八卦信的塞倫楞了,為何這話聽起來好像怪怪的?842Please respect copyright.PENANAkmSoExm23b
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「好!克兄!我們一起進去捅!」不覺有異的肉盾,也晃著愛的小手附和,「看哥怎麼把牠啪啪啪弄得歪歪叫!」842Please respect copyright.PENANA11QOQG5BBi
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「天……」塞倫不禁掩面想哭了,都怪他那個腐女朋友老傳些莫名其妙的奸情八卦,害他現在也思想不正了。842Please respect copyright.PENANARTdLt6bHbs
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「小倫美人怎麼了?」以為塞倫是被任務嚇到,肉盾貼心地握住他的手安慰:「不怕,為了你,哥會拼命在三十秒內幹掉牠的!」842Please respect copyright.PENANAHvJx88TfPL
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「我沒事。」塞倫尷尬地抽回手,查看置物包裡的特殊藥水,「這Boss有九十級,血量應該很厚,你才五十級,我也只有七十二級而已,克叔不知幾級,但憑我們倆的等級,就怕三十秒會來不及。」842Please respect copyright.PENANAX7f5xhQGbZ
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「九十五級。」克叔回道。842Please respect copyright.PENANAG5ATmzfQlk
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於是,兩人默了,決定不帶一個標點地吐槽了——這位大叔你九十五級剛還讓一個五十級的矮人當坦你好意思嗎你?842Please respect copyright.PENANAvixeEhDhjL
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「對了!」塞倫忽然靈光一閃,「你剛說兔吉拉是吃到不該吃的東西才魔化,那如果把那東西清掉,牠是不是就能恢復正常?」842Please respect copyright.PENANA0CwMrJRFoO
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「沒錯,只要把體內的髒東西清除,這兔子就好解決多了!」克叔點頭道。842Please respect copyright.PENANAmpB9qyDBF4
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「牠被關在裡面多久了?」842Please respect copyright.PENANAPM1HIqqB6D
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「就遇到你們不久前才進去的。」842Please respect copyright.PENANABM64cArCXu
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塞倫算了算時間,「那應該還來得及幫牠排毒。」842Please respect copyright.PENANAY3CUarWz2X
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「什麼意思?」見他拿出一整組共九十九瓶的紫色藥水,肉盾晃著爆炸頭疑惑問:「要給牠吞瀉藥?這樣不會很臭嗎?」842Please respect copyright.PENANA7r0cMWcayG
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「……」842Please respect copyright.PENANAeJUes2nYDD
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事不宜遲,討論好了作戰計畫,他們再次衝進密室裡。這一次,除了躲避揮舞的菜刀外,兩人像不要命似地直往兔吉拉的嘴下鑽。沒有多久,他們就被這隻大吃貨給一口吞了進去,只留下克叔在外面牽制牠的行動。842Please respect copyright.PENANAAdmDNrjTwF
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「快!全都倒了!」842Please respect copyright.PENANAg1dAFU3stJ
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一進到兔吉拉體內,眼前便出現三十秒倒數計時,手指也有些搔癢感。塞倫重新放出火麒麟與克叔裡外應和後,與肉盾用最快的速度將九十九瓶催吐劑全往身邊傾倒。幸好這遊戲貼心設計了免開瓶罐,只要將瓶口往下擺就行,缺點是得一瓶瓶倒。何況勾吉拉兔這麼大隻,按照比例來推算,也不可能一罐就起作用,於是,他們拼死命地狂倒,弄得手忙腳亂。842Please respect copyright.PENANAmKPKzOxMjP
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「剩下十秒!」肉盾倒了二十八罐,估計塞倫也倒了差不多數量,卻見周遭似乎沒什麼變化,便直覺問:「該不是這兔子吃太多東西,消化不良吧?」842Please respect copyright.PENANA3QEbXfhg38
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「消化不良……對了!」被這麼一提醒,塞倫趕緊拿出一組藥包,雙手大力一撕,將所有白色藥粉全灑了出來。842Please respect copyright.PENANA7Wb94USQda
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果然,當藥粉一灑落,四周便開始強烈震動起來。塞倫一個站不住腳就往後摔去,肉盾立刻接住他,「小心!」842Please respect copyright.PENANAlE9qaD5dDM
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塞倫一心著急上方那趨近零的倒數,沒注意自己被人抱滿懷。正當他下意識開口要說「謝謝」時,震耳欲聾的咕嚕翻滾聲忽然響起,大量的濕熱浪潮亦洶湧衝上,接著一陣天旋地轉,他們便連同那股濕熱液體一起被噴了出去。842Please respect copyright.PENANAjFd6bkaaKt
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「哇啊——」莫名被灌了近六十瓶催吐劑和九十九包助消化胃藥,兔吉拉終於受不了地胃食道逆流了。有如大法師裡的小女孩,牠兔嘴一張,哇啦哇啦地噴吐出一堆五顏六色的東西,連同抱在一團的肉盾和塞倫。842Please respect copyright.PENANA6yGUkKoMeG
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「風、風精靈!」842Please respect copyright.PENANAl1OKqgXRKc
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「頭好壯壯!」842Please respect copyright.PENANAKrgHTgnMKB
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「砰!」842Please respect copyright.PENANAKBtYiWi2Hm
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被重重摔在地上的兩人,在及時的召喚和技能施展下,總算沒被撞得半死。待暈眩感終於退去後,塞倫才發現自己被人護在懷裡,便兩頰一熱地連忙爬起,「謝謝。」842Please respect copyright.PENANAxgyicrPRFE
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「不用謝,哥說過會保護你的嘛。」肉盾傻笑兮兮地坐起身,欣賞美人難得的臉紅後,驚喜大喊:「啊!兔吉拉真的恢復了!小倫你真是太聰明啦!」842Please respect copyright.PENANAADrf6Vft6o
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塞倫沿著視線望去,就見凌亂散佈雜物的地上躺著一隻巴掌大小的迷你兔,兔頭上方標示著《兔吉拉》與剩下一半的血條,旁邊附加的狀態圖示是虛脫暈厥。842Please respect copyright.PENANAtjn4ob5YGH
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「總算捉到你這兔崽子了!」克叔壞笑地將兔吉拉收進一個葫蘆裡,再從地上的雜物中撿起一個像手錶的東西,爾後又朝一塊散發黑氣的爛肉射了一槍,爛肉隨即在藍色火焰中消失。842Please respect copyright.PENANApGnwzBG1hI
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「叮!玩家肉盾阿弗羅與玩家塞倫,在未殺害兔吉拉的情況下,成功完成地府的【特殊隱藏任務】《受困地底的偵查員》,獲得特殊加值獎勵:NPC克里斯的好感值+80、地府好感值+40、經驗值569,000、奧客幣55,000、克叔被彈飛的子彈,請繼續與NPC對話以觸發新任務。」842Please respect copyright.PENANApTRaU7U7AD
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用特殊方式解決Boss的結果就是不一樣,豐厚的經驗值讓他們當場又升了級。不過,被彈飛的子彈又是幹啥的?兩人望著憑空出現在手上的子彈,打開物品資訊面板查看卻是素質不明的飾品。塞倫只好暫時先將子彈收進包裡,肉盾倒是興致勃勃地往脖子上一套,子彈頓時就變成了項鍊。842Please respect copyright.PENANAtQkoj3MCr5
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正當塞倫思忖要跟克叔談什麼時,肉盾就想也沒想地直接問:「唷!克兄還有什麼需要幫的?」842Please respect copyright.PENANA8IsrIjZVet
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剛對手錶低語完的克叔一聽,便露出想起什麼的表情,大手往爆炸頭一拍,「丟啦(對啦)!死兔子雖然把髒東西吐出來了,但血液裡還是滲入了魔氣,得好好淨化才行。不過,地府最近出了點事,沒人幫忙淨化,如果要啟動淨化機又怕庫存的燃料會消耗太快,不如你們幫忙去趟卡斯莫火山收集十顆A級硫晶來吧,那是最好的燃料了,當然越多越好啦!」842Please respect copyright.PENANAgWyY5Dr9dC
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「叮!玩家肉盾阿弗羅與玩家塞倫,觸發【地府任務】《淨化材料的收集》,該任務可重複接取,亦可與同隊分享,請問是否接受?」842Please respect copyright.PENANArWjWYUB623
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當然囉!按下《接受》鈕後,一隻九尾白狐便甩著優美長尾憑空現身飛向克叔,塞倫和肉盾的手中也多出一份回馬賽克的捲軸。842Please respect copyright.PENANA5Hna0Qr6Jl
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「記得一定要A級喔,掰啦!」克叔朝他們揮了揮手,就和白狐在原地消失了。842Please respect copyright.PENANAiR0LknjWhj
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這時,他們才想起一個重大問題,「等等啊!克兄你還沒說去哪交任務啊!」842Please respect copyright.PENANAhqoPTOxDsC
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同時間,世界頻道也歡騰了——842Please respect copyright.PENANAcxV7u5twVu
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『【世界】系統:噹噹噹!有首位玩家獲得地府好感值,全服將啟動新項目《地府大牢觀光一日遊》,多項地府任務亦將陸續開放,歡迎各位玩家報名地府觀光團,前100名有八折優惠唷~♥ (By系統負責人)』842Please respect copyright.PENANAKLZXhiBxmh
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『【世界】吠岝擾蚕:(嗶——)!鬼才要去地府大牢觀光啦!= =凸』842Please respect copyright.PENANAAPyLcg3fu5
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『【世界】系統:的確要先靈魂脫體變成阿飄才能進去唷!親~( ^.< ) (By 系統負責人)』842Please respect copyright.PENANAu4ykUEkVTy
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『【世界】吠岝擾蚕:(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——)』842Please respect copyright.PENANAger3kwJEGX
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『【世界】系統:玩家吠岝擾蚕不雅詞彙過多,禁止發言現實時間24小時。(By 系統代理負責人)』842Please respect copyright.PENANAeXnSUVqRsY
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『【世界】有顆痣遠方來:去地府大牢觀光該不是去觀光囚犯吧?』842Please respect copyright.PENANAR5CkrXgo3m
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『【世界】系統:叮!恭喜玩家有顆痣遠方來真相了,獲得戳破盲腸度+8。(By 系統負責人)』842Please respect copyright.PENANAREtS1bvgDP
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『【世界】偏向唬爛行:地府NPC有哪些屬性?』842Please respect copyright.PENANAOa8ZnSQIUR
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『【世界】系統:有口愛面癱偽正太、溫柔深情高富帥、彪悍粗獷帥大叔、天然純情美少年、狂野性感美御姊、甜美嬌嫩俏蘿莉、慵懶柔媚睡美人……以及各種活潑開朗又抽風的笨笨天兵,多樣品種,任君挑選唷~♥ (By 系統負責人)』842Please respect copyright.PENANAZu3dJyy9fK
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『【世界】不來的鼻特癢:這到底是去地府還是公關酒店啊?= =a』842Please respect copyright.PENANAVuwgO3qjTS
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