500年後……82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmY5dz8TW1
唐朝。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXoyf0jP7b
長安城。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH8tTc9RuX
街頭，觀音化作凡間妹子，在街頭叫賣。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3YJ9ptfGI
觀音：賣袈裟啦！美女用冰蠶絲織成的袈裟，穿在身上，冬暖夏涼。同時賣拐杖，美女製成的拐杖。上山可以當拐杖，下山也可當拐杖。走平路，也可以當拐杖。是贈送腿腳不方便老人的上等貨。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tgth54cRG
路人：袈裟賣多少？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bseaT9I36
觀音：一萬兩。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3smztibCmQ
路人：拐杖賣多少？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFu2cwrzQj
觀音：一萬兩。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNc7lFqcim
路人：太貴。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWMWoRAk5S
觀音：不貴。是白銀一萬兩，不是黃金一萬兩。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi715dsKvX
路人：我以為是一萬兩糧食呢。貴啊！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrsYyXvYTI
觀音：這袈裟上有夜明珠，晚上可以照明。這拐杖有九個環，又稱九環杖。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAyD649hoQ
路人：九個環有啥用？只是個裝飾吧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7GbY4c2BH
觀音：不僅是裝飾。你可以在九個環上插糖葫蘆賣，當貨架用。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ33y4pRdz1
路人：這玩意太重，扛著累。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUrdwSxquN
觀音：移動性好呀。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiMmsZk6Me
這時，唐王帶著隨從路過。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YYf1iuONY
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QJ1iWsWBo
唐王：我買夜明珠。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKlKZIEnrP
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbUvnGEffz
觀音無視唐王，繼續叫賣。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoITWXYnKE
唐王：餵，大姐，我要買你的夜明珠。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZSfE3DhN5
觀音：我在賣袈裟、賣拐杖，不賣夜明珠。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD3UWilh8f
唐王：你袈裟上的夜明珠賣給我！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tZrrsw8Dw
觀音：夜明珠不是單品，不單買。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQRbvEbX46
唐王：好好。我買你的袈裟。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphQbc8qofa
觀音：袈裟也不是單品，也不單買。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMFMgAbCp1
唐王：袈裟上還有什麽？我全買了！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLPjya5VzQ
觀音：袈裟和拐杖，我一塊賣。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrZVPyarPY
唐王：你早說啊。來人，拿錢。好大的夜明珠！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOigw3xhpne
唐王2件都買下，歡喜無比。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLU2GXZy54k
觀音：我走了。歡迎下次買我的東西。記住，我的東西不單買。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpBHqyDXwk
唐王：別走。現在花生寺有一位高僧在講經，我推薦你看看。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD844itMpxA
觀音：講經？講什麽經？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1i1qouOq1
唐王：有關養生和美容的真經，吸引了大批男女老少呢！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycoUqYkKbJ
觀音跟著唐王，走進花生寺。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81b27L20G0
寺內，人山人海。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm79N2hob25
唐王介紹唐僧，2人互相認識。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58cX1C3lWk
觀音：哇，這麽多人聽你講經。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLbyeNNYn8
唐僧：我免費講經。來這可以免費試聽，還免費提供午飯，所以來的人多。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsxAT0Zets
觀音：你要大聲點、用力講。這麽多人，聲音小，後排的人聽不見。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qmPuMjNYB
唐僧：他們有經書在手，聽不到也沒事。給你一本，你先看看。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdxADQAicq
觀音接過一本經書，看著看著，突然走上講臺大叫。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88VJgrnpC5
觀音：諸位經友們，這經文我們不能再看下去！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBpe2AzH47
眾人：啊！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5YL9Xh1Me
唐僧：大姐，你這是幹嘛？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeBjP62HdH
觀音：這書上的經文，字體太小，密密麻麻，講著耗費時間。經常看這些小字體，會患近視眼。男人患上近視眼，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，看不清楚。高度近視的男人，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，根本看不到。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3tk2vt92A
忽然，有一個人伸著兩只胳膊，向觀音走來。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHpZOtcUfH
某人：我是高度近視，我看不到美女。我可以用手摸摸你麽？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48LHiDieWL
觀音一腳踢飛某人。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWPlgOdznH
觀音：流氓！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvh2a8ez7D
唐王：來人，打30大板！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yzVBVvAF7
某人被官差現場爆打。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXUYLv96OR
觀音：高度近視想看美女的人，就是這個下場。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpXoUeRDRS
眾人：唐王，我們不想變近視眼，我們要看美女！以後，不看這小字書，不聽唐僧講了！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9HwVnSOAM
唐王：這，這可怎麽辦？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn35pATc3o4
觀音：有辦法。把這些字體小的小字經，換成字體大的大字經。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUCl39vjLx
唐王：大字經哪有？我下令馬上換。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNN8Bn9FWA
觀音：大字經在大西天、大天竺國、大雷音寺，我佛如來的大書櫃裏放著。你要下令換，先要找人搬運。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfo9sDLHMa
唐王：在西天的天竺國？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLFYqophoV
觀音：距離我們這，有十萬八千裏。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQvBbuVw8j
唐王：108000裏？太遠了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqJYCH2eKp
觀音：不遠。是108000裏，不是108000公裏。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUr930Xi5s
眾人：唐僧，你讓我們看小字經，我們現在都有點近視。搬運大字經的重任，交給你了！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9Ppx1U7Nf
觀音：有點近視，只是假性近視。等你們看到大字經的大字體，視力很快恢復。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLnA6QipF3
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。為治療你們的近視眼，我決定西去搬運大字經。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF3vQVpWX5
眾人：搬運工，是唐僧！搬運工，是唐僧！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnAZplwuuz
唐王：西去路途遙遠，要跋山涉水，還會有狼蟲虎豹。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FTV36rjPG
唐僧：我喜歡大自然，喜歡野生動物。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoOj7wKo8G
唐王：我這有一件美女織成的袈裟，送你。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYHgTxyttz
觀音：咦。袈裟上的夜明珠哪去了？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BBkbR2geg
唐王：為減少重量，穿上行走方便，夜明珠已經被我摘下。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabKf0XE4gA
唐僧：謝謝。這麽遠的路，應該輕裝上路。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vYrtkXlvE
唐王：我這還有一件美女製成的九環拐杖，送你。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFdk600xT9
唐王把重重的九環杖給了唐僧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjI69Uqes0C
唐僧：這九環杖好重。你沒摘下幾環？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AAsrIxBns
唐王：路上遇到臺風，你拿出這拐杖，可逆風而行。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjU3geTW4p
唐僧：太好了！如果快到天竺，被臺風刮回來，我還得二次西去。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOz7Fcp76Rj
觀音：上路西去吧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDUrbBJxlD
唐僧：大姐，如來的書櫃放沒放老鼠藥？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMs3o1ASgPF
觀音：你怕老鼠？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaqf577PDy
唐僧：不。大字經如果被老鼠咬成碎渣，我白跑一趟，82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5WnWQeTCV
觀音：如來養有一只天竺貓，日日夜夜看守書櫃。你放心。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn78fuGN7bs
唐僧：只有一只貓看著麽？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0d4hTqI9P
觀音：如來還有一條叫佛獒的狗，也日日夜夜看著書櫃。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrgPlkrUpC
唐僧：養的狗也抓老鼠？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAqhTxAFx8
觀音：佛獒不抓老鼠，它看書櫃，是為防賊。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGfMuHrtMJ
唐僧：防水、防火的有沒有？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAnQ9uVMY1
觀音：如來的書櫃防水、防火、防潮、防蟲、防高溫。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVn0LOozTQP
唐僧：大姐，我了解清楚了。佛獒，天竺貓，書櫃，你們3個再堅守一陣子，我馬上就到。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx39GxzrUTp
唐僧騎上一匹馬，離唐西去。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oVWXzoKAw
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