唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJuxvmCAP8
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSBVqzFZuO
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyJBh95mo7
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgt2C1QQnFc
剛說完，馬開始尿了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScQ1IYmQng
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqu5J5C44p
找到一個背處，開始小解。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLA6bt2oFEF
唐僧：搞定。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0rPEqQuLq
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFd0lunPw5
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTjlUGpdN1
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8Gkhro2bt
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUHBaiah0N
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UTkx4VmB3
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIWonizENj
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsP9ytvhz0d
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfItKTr5Up3
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6UjcBuYvS
唐僧：還餓？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesxhkk1kpw
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhcOySDaAM
唐僧摸索全身。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFWLv8Y7jA
唐僧：沒了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfqpbjb4AC
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8gvuIzo4q
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbETSMtuA1d
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qHagsTFPM
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2GGvdrwTq
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH43whT2TSq
唐僧：我叫了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMCEDaLuF8
壯漢：叫晚了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39xTwuArUv
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclnJvpY6dg
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJBzkdt01K
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HNjMoiOab
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUyPPc2ugO
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5vjVh8hXN
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdSumdPX8X
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DGUssea6i
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAFG0FuPuP
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YwbRQ0dmd
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp44GwaMm4x
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL3UmopSZX
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyORM4kEucO
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwslGCsWxRm
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qlxny7nyT
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqQ1R1TJiN
武緊：是麽。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDfjsjPIJC
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo08Bri2igX
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBF84I99UIi
唐僧：你偷看我？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkjjYzb5ZY
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraa2ThMj2a
唐僧：為什麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAGBwIeTYc
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UWVH9AaI6
唐僧：額。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJPhksCvhV
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzM2TAlnBX
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA03zHHAl7j
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrAuLdYRn6
唐僧：正確。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUo4SybXcJ8
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4QNzL8go0
唐僧：我急著趕路。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPjCdpCKG0
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5D2EJ5QxI
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTS38NXCOc
唐僧：你一個人住？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIozWzAUYh
武緊：是。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7rylIweu6
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKQ8EI9g6Z
武緊：是。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4hcRCx4NZ
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOrAURzDPM
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7U4SrPNzQt
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPFpfXSRqm
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcsCM0ZEy8
武緊：它們是人麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡys2Te6Tbc8
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6lho06JDt
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgKGUjsTAH
唐僧：生態平衡……89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Nl2hJDefj
武緊：該吃飯了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKNh5n6Yse
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFyjh9obad
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jSBPdVUY5
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9kMVVONDJ
唐僧：你要保密。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX4oMJt0Bn
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYQ7JN0PbW
唐僧：嗯嗯。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGk8nHnRN0
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4qOosio1t
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYDxk49k9R
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYUO4CdTFN
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeM6xLRLKBJ
武緊：吃個早飯再走。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytsqgsKEzF
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2r7QR2ds5n
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEwx9ldr8l
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiHMdBZqkP
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9u2R56u9S7
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfibAPr1dxj
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgcBZav88p
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqsnuA0C8r
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtB8jiEn1wa
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBIQsy9uiK
唐僧下馬。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1feZeWyQWd
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4KPGfWTqQ
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdfYWCntvZ
唐僧：你也餓了？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vWdoTlc4u
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnJBtg0C9A
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKE0ssBx9P
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH25a4npi5z
唐僧：我……路過。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPNFsJODGo
悟空：我……乘涼。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXsvqjmBpx
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtrdcfk0qK
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh1OklfSug
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbqVgUw9Eq
唐僧：救你脫身？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWFb2ws6uD
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VHPZEvgEG
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlYnIV9nAl
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA67j77A7W
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhxs4uRCnw
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM78RbrNKtD
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRSat6r5fn
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2XomWdlkp
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCw6fFZxpg
唐僧：什麽帖子？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsV5WvZ0Bm
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOH1Xt2DveO
唐僧：寫什麽字？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44aGrLlYh7
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a0xAZj1oC
唐僧：我馬上上山。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmt1nswayyy
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitm9Jl1bOk
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrSh6Fg675
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIp3QkABVB
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1Yor15sZh
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyE0xU7MGk
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAwuKf5hX4
這時，山頂起風了！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9zAkPuvV2
唐僧：天助我也。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ500mj8gHS8
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzbH7e8rwb
唐僧：揭帖成功。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9YnrJvVV4
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFD2f4D6lAZ
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVewgXPOQMp
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9RTbMc5Ll
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjOHq9cPPK
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoy82h6bPjg
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbezLDuux3
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUuShz7Jzb
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio4N7pkMlK
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzxiBw8Nob
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzZm93DrEL
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7Bb8RtMXd
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vzOSAF95w
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n2z0sxceU
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibVzoVz1ia
悟空：你挺能吹。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRn89BMtMV
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQcsQGSHKw
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IcIBqRBxp
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIpxQlyEhx
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFqqCy8SWl
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JlRJ5lwEB
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOodBqlcAKF
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0sjkcI5GV
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieLOwkiJp8
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqFcSInlvG
孫悟空洗澡去了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡum7zQ7tK8s
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSZBM8kwdY
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5iwiyY5JY
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MIWfg333D
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjSaQX9Ud0
大媽：給。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZryFpu3D6
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sAP8FqCxQ
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyZxTNYI7w
大媽：怎麽回事？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYwPXKj4WP
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWMCU43vrE
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRct2an9kAv
唐僧：容易學麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiaio0dPs3
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4RTNBGs5y
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WHX6ZStRG
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMk5gL3SdY
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPRJO2nJqx
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XHsLKhG22
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUI3JsXLkMG
悟空：師父，吃桃。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbR32wWoC5
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrLcPSgtWb
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFGTV4eDqP
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtfQqo8uKD
悟空：少了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSezoz5yxzc
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenkLxsMI16
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6ggPoFnee
悟空：真是。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjseHN6yBd
…………89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqb0snDOib
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BgncPVbg0
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyh0dFNT3gU
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU46RFLuBCH
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGBo27dxnY
悟空：吃我一棍！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFx2DV75Re
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy5ZPQePsT
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6Uh0oNHU8
孫悟空收了武器。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpDXGlZLiT
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycGgCJ1muz
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWbnZNnAH8
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0KyfLC0hm
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eFmI6DZsR
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwzTblElED
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXdwoEwqT4
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1L1nikhUz
唐僧：金光大媽給的。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDG7tG2yN3
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG0lbJnkwS
忽——！地，觀音出現。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBCyXmFy7L
觀音：是我！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXU2DWdrDmO
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszieAll6Te
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwq6PzNazql
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTQVr8iggt
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVOsF42p1V
悟空：有點難看。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWGaiwIRPE
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zMnlJq5jR
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrISuXzZU6
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSMxuQuxYs
悟空：成交。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSl9el8ZF7
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVr3XBXuee3
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldBT0PKaI8
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLi3ebmh0P5
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaVE2nxymL
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaYzFh3vI3
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡig93mYOFql
悟空：這事怎麽解決？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub8pCIPLHw
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxft0caSUf
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJqA478MMl
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9DYZLODpR
觀音：暫時沒。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtB0erg7lAI
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKy2DIqOAa5
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71AOGUEf1b
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2B1s9eBD8
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CElKOMMsA
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1fjgptmwo
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9eZDZsTeP
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXz52b7RjD
悟空：白龍馬在哪？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYiQpCC3GM
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjvaXHAOwz
他就出來了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8uEXIK643
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpc6rPl4Cfq
悟空：是不是出門了？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf78AwTgJcd
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvjyEssyXl
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK52dN4IbzD
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoIjZi1Fz7
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvh5oVHkNQ
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EFqpNF81G
白龍：他還在水裏小便。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSeSInAnXt
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAyndRk313
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUrRzNYAMM
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9n0YyGYuXq
悟空：師父，上馬。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAtVJhwVSa
唐僧騎在馬上。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQGd8gFNIH
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rcFSJuYYh
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnqlqCV0b9
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k4us6q076
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLxVyxlWLi
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GS4GanmcM
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