(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)50Please respect copyright.PENANAylXPF45dWe
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)50Please respect copyright.PENANAOS3omJxtjV
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?50Please respect copyright.PENANA5YhRifmZJr
(猶豫不決)50Please respect copyright.PENANAJnt2Ynl9iY
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。50Please respect copyright.PENANAaz1C4Ufk27
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)50Please respect copyright.PENANApEuTXxpye3
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)50Please respect copyright.PENANA0gWLLCZFmc
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)50Please respect copyright.PENANAxnkLpPiCfz
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。50Please respect copyright.PENANAOpsMFWNMp1
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)50Please respect copyright.PENANAc1Ay20ZBCS
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。50Please respect copyright.PENANA64jzy9Elkf
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。50Please respect copyright.PENANA2xLOrbelPB
(路人甲下山走了)50Please respect copyright.PENANAi1IZB9FoCP
猴王:失敗。50Please respect copyright.PENANA5mxHI9iNmW
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)50Please respect copyright.PENANA6aODsFDcm1
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。50Please respect copyright.PENANAXZOUDTZ9df
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。50Please respect copyright.PENANA4b2N6r1XQC
(路人乙下山走了)50Please respect copyright.PENANAl7VA0g7Lcv
猴王:失敗。50Please respect copyright.PENANAZxfnEEglV3
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)50Please respect copyright.PENANAROiHrFxflI
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。50Please respect copyright.PENANAPrF5h67nHE
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……50Please respect copyright.PENANAHMUpfpphZV
猴王:你是路人丙?50Please respect copyright.PENANAMBn348dcch
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。50Please respect copyright.PENANAQF2V6SFxv0
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?50Please respect copyright.PENANAxI14UXla4k
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。50Please respect copyright.PENANAUg0qQpehcS
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。50Please respect copyright.PENANAb7fqqIhS6x
樵夫:什嘛?50Please respect copyright.PENANA2hNXvOgQWS
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。50Please respect copyright.PENANA5PysAH9Ftm
樵夫:沒聽明白。50Please respect copyright.PENANAWdpKkMmv5g
猴王:那就最好不過了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAarhusP5GiD
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。50Please respect copyright.PENANA9N3ynvX7SY
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?50Please respect copyright.PENANAjIvspCmUMB
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。50Please respect copyright.PENANAt1S57cyckq
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。50Please respect copyright.PENANAmhsTIJSakz
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?50Please respect copyright.PENANA1t6p7z4yhA
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。50Please respect copyright.PENANAl65al7YSze
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!50Please respect copyright.PENANAS2my5iBUrD
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAcN8LYs7pes
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。50Please respect copyright.PENANA3TqsW7vC0n
猴王:哦哦哦。50Please respect copyright.PENANAOfWTtEvVlR
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!50Please respect copyright.PENANAqBxNwgXOvL
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?50Please respect copyright.PENANAI9l5vJxsQ2
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。50Please respect copyright.PENANA6178DHVKiz
猴王:這麽容易搞定?50Please respect copyright.PENANAG8aPfKFgJ1
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)50Please respect copyright.PENANAU3idVD93Y6
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。50Please respect copyright.PENANAP6NXuOokZv
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)50Please respect copyright.PENANAU9EE1zvDU0
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?50Please respect copyright.PENANAtHS7myz4kA
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)50Please respect copyright.PENANAbXhp1CUOYC
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。50Please respect copyright.PENANA2Uf2Fv0bM2
(進門一看,又是一道門)50Please respect copyright.PENANA8led1wbbtd
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?50Please respect copyright.PENANAiEqPbdW3SJ
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)50Please respect copyright.PENANAMZZ78teGpT
猴王:又是自動門。我進!50Please respect copyright.PENANACzN1SB9oTe
(咚!……哎呀!)50Please respect copyright.PENANAgcYQHsWao3
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)50Please respect copyright.PENANAO2GHXxLe4R
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!50Please respect copyright.PENANA8Tp0LaRfsU
(門內,走出一位仙童)50Please respect copyright.PENANAfh6vXmykEx
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?50Please respect copyright.PENANA9FWbJIt2OP
猴王(一舉右手):我!50Please respect copyright.PENANAPz7kt1n2jq
仙童:你哪位?50Please respect copyright.PENANAzuAqZPvdDu
猴王:我來拜師學道。50Please respect copyright.PENANAkoZiCBocCN
仙童:哦,請進。50Please respect copyright.PENANAweUNDsjJ75
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAQbYlojE3wb
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。50Please respect copyright.PENANANoUNUMcN8o
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?50Please respect copyright.PENANAZrROR6k2Dj
仙童:防盜門。50Please respect copyright.PENANAMKNvwMRcDI
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?50Please respect copyright.PENANAgECbzMG1g5
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。50Please respect copyright.PENANAi6pQe09iQo
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?50Please respect copyright.PENANANTpOfcWzv5
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。50Please respect copyright.PENANAdDCFxPcdtV
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。50Please respect copyright.PENANAvLRk6ebJ3z
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)50Please respect copyright.PENANArcU9Qa87Oi
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAMl1z6DbMi5
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)50Please respect copyright.PENANAAnSHcn6TRo
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)50Please respect copyright.PENANAW6faz6uxob
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAMIgCK7TU78
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。50Please respect copyright.PENANAKPFMQkQ7xi
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAjJ6KMGdqB8
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?50Please respect copyright.PENANA5jfogsFYrQ
猴王:姓名?沒有。50Please respect copyright.PENANAb6X58GjhkL
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?50Please respect copyright.PENANAxLNLJ47qqh
猴王:啊!這個還要問?50Please respect copyright.PENANAbrR46FNUKh
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAvyp45EFh6j
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。50Please respect copyright.PENANAjksH4cm5mc
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?50Please respect copyright.PENANA95HwKeN25m
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。50Please respect copyright.PENANAfqhCCHzj2G
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!50Please respect copyright.PENANAqZZh6PHv4i
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。50Please respect copyright.PENANAH6L6rG2JVd
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANACaKv3Hhryz
猴王:是,師父。50Please respect copyright.PENANAcgBVz08OZM
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。50Please respect copyright.PENANAHuQW71bCs8
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAie306ejRKL
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。50Please respect copyright.PENANANp7PTSptFJ
仙童:跟我走吧。50Please respect copyright.PENANAy6O58xPTzb
(猴王原地一動不動)50Please respect copyright.PENANAWM0NrdwxQU
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!50Please respect copyright.PENANAtp4bRnBBb4
(猴王還是原地一動不動)50Please respect copyright.PENANA8x5aMT8FK3
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAzqZRT910Kc
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?50Please respect copyright.PENANAHBMr7lNfrg
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANATzP44R0qkh
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。50Please respect copyright.PENANAGaBYEMqCMT
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!50Please respect copyright.PENANAi9UC0OHxm1
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。50Please respect copyright.PENANAuyfQNSovX9
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!50Please respect copyright.PENANAgmXz86hMXs
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?50Please respect copyright.PENANABhhw0fQQ9B
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!50Please respect copyright.PENANAkpdDU9gwem
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?50Please respect copyright.PENANAH6V5CMjqSe
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。50Please respect copyright.PENANABuaqNKcWdm
悟空:謝師父取名。50Please respect copyright.PENANA0vvrCFjmwl
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)50Please respect copyright.PENANASlyCZKaMgy
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