（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWUGD8V7NS
（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8iLeyk6Zu
悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpywO1vtc53
菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGv6T9Ox6M
（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWtWiRMDST
悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygIAvD0Tfh
菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2CaYyLXLj
悟空：弟子已經忍很久。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoViLsAiHFW
菩提祖師：有多久？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsVGORu7Fl
悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltSK4hBjkI
菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDX1jLkKtXW
悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlcS5fzTLm
菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2gd963AaS
悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKQ7W1mmWw
菩提祖師：是滴！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35esyd0aMm
悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUgmsES5o2
菩提祖師：什麽秘密？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgO7WllMzr
悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0X6LdJwWRU
菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYYl982ag4
悟空：師父為何大笑？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2urI47oAcd
菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJLEek6nnJ
悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJ6cjW2I4r
菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHl99sCWVv4
悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqdtsYqcWl
菩提祖師：拿來我看。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnUebLjgqC
（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwjtTOf4Lt
菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgx36LULdaL
悟空：現在不能捉了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwzBlSoJGb
菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctzUUa58cL
悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjD1ingUvD
菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Bf0Mfon5J
悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOn4hdzp0DF
菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLPLk4Hbpk
悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGuQ3PvDmk
菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQz40LEBTG
悟空：是滴。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDYirHZL4B
菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoldY9fOqdB
悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8vcFgw70u
菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMC906C9z6
悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtE5HtLpbBH
菩提祖師：這還差不多！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4PqAxwj88
悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtF7STHLxtN
菩提祖師：說！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaQxUVfjxm
悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBqyLBl1Mx
菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0G5HnZVxk
悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVt9UJtrA4
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlo1CoEgeo
悟空：什麽是術道？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9dsmC5XnU
菩提祖師：替人算命用的。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq4ylfTuIe
悟空：學會術道，能活多久？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3Bp2CkPQq
菩提祖師：不過百年。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnWdL7uumx
悟空：不學！不學！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXJ3L1K2o7
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxC175RxCy
悟空：什麽是流道？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkitWVqdGxU
菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJWpADZTyE
悟空：學會流道，能活多久？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaonjLxMqdL
菩提祖師：不過百年。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6Ji6RcQOp
悟空：不學！不學！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjYGD53myl
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54pFHuw519
悟空：什麽是靜道？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXUlbjfm1w
菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbxynHKjEJ
悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6qyJLhLEQ
菩提祖師：不過百年。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZwmLOljb6
悟空：不學！不學！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3X4krXtlL
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXKFW4gDin
悟空：動道又是什麽？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa2U1qs2zP
菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3sWUhvueE
悟空：學會動道，能活多久？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvwNwmPyBu
菩提祖師：不過百年。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7rYNkjgRI
悟空：不學！不學！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uo9nBr2Mf
菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdPJlnHx9Y
（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ166HgrReBE
（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaJo3Arrw7
菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVnETX7fh6
悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtxpDOnvAJ
菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEfL38uBGO
悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8CESw0hLP
菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTz4w62n4bW
悟空：那我走了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAiuOaz6jQ
菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3LwtiABd7
（悟空找到便壺）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2j5dQ8hKzY
悟空：師父請用。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICcW27RqaT
（菩提祖師撒完尿）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rJGM2L394
菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbdE6litfg
悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqvzcN01iK
菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7o77EDtpG
悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9suUxBEcD4
菩提祖師：好吧！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgNfuVZBeO
悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20O0hDe8U8
菩提祖師：嗯啊！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjd3DMh0KF
悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUerI1BQRv
菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIRsxzAoSC
悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms0qppZa5o
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQMIPQl0PK
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80py8rXZ7G
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcQoNo6l2L
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUjg20f8qd
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOm3Pere6D
（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTsNujsbLB
（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83oaiuxufm
菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1F7oPbkDa
悟空：變身之法是什麽？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTp4v1j6DhN
菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eDDGEokJV
悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡos6gF8tosV
菩提祖師：嗯啊！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTLreIUb8J
悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJcBmP3hPT
菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fNyxdWPsN
悟空：啊！這個……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhXkVqzFS0
菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41TU6zTEH6
悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiAVefqj0u
菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hwPvNzdnd
悟空：弟子108變全部想學。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlhVxljmc4
菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5fA48kePW
悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ywxnqpZ6v
菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUMzmM6a0X
悟空：那就學72變。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxveHxoSRv3
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjW7ksRS6w
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIqxbZArbU
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgQ6Y8mfGl
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfftJsHHlM
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLyFM3TuAc
（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvCCrFojML
（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmv1jHMDQ8
菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvfO1voTWw
悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXltHVLqzIQ
菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OIkEWNoNi
悟空：會。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGQOk7jY9X
菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8aTVzxHhj
悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9affAbaZw
菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2oU0DqNvW
悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDPh7vauq7
菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyZ7vJZZoN
悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwF5vslDFx
菩提祖師：有道理。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DfqHvfhcX
（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNducNG9S9W
菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgPl38niCj
悟空：我飛——！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbb0YT7IsY
（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw4LeSVOPe
悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzZb1wqaKN
菩提祖師：速度太慢！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3VR5OuBcv
悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbBtzvkFuO
菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCix9ODlcyd
悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRI6XMbxdm
菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFVs0xN7uW
悟空：不解！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflTCIGWOQO
菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTYXOC9j7v
悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wgF5YrDy3
菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInXpmwsYlh
悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EdLPvTEER
菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0l8A5FSWE
悟空：頭跟雲？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOWbN3gsbj
菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHbocw3UYn
悟空：速度有多快？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhqbwBGqYI
菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81rMl6mpAV
悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAndWJJSoM
菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemRnhPsUsL
悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3htoFpNVM1
菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKrVKvYyEc
悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAheQkrorsV
菩提祖師：自身不會。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQykFl4d9DX
悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rB5ejPAFg
菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXDN0cjZyg
悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uIg4y1oV7
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ocLuf4hBd
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1oDluQFTu
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQrt7iJOPS
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JN6G0vVj1
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsw9vYUDLn
（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PSOM1jU1B
（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1Tf5SuDPv
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrz3basF2o
悟空：師父？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCuMO74nmO
眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp4daOpxpb
（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwE8hxdles
悟空：我的進化鼠？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePvM0e8o0Q
菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9y2HBnD9G
眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTEQtppYak
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevhDT1cwwu
悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3uhZeYnNY
菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpHxCZaEg8
悟空：意外。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPXEoDYwPc
菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYG9gqEzDIb
仙童：遵命。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uffJh6PMx
悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRbDgn6Yn5
菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTxgm1mezF
悟空：啊！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOcMYV3h3u
（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ANR1BPSs8
悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX05wAliV1m
菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcicDFSAqcl
悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSHYEyBYQa
菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7YbmhEq8D
悟空：什嘛？！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwlHY65idZ
菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSKAk5a8QB
悟空：我……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkp9jymJtD
菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrepslItid
悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmtqCzY7mw
菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b4HGzzx8f
悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3YkCq3we5
菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fNr1BS70a
悟空：啊！我走，我走。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8hCLLNVN0
菩提祖師：快走！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZiWzTh7xi
（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvH75K2yRRc
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