（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhelPyext9D
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhJvoAG9q0
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKOSTwRnsf
（擡頭看看太陽）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBceP3Hoz2
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisIJGmMlrK
（撓撓猴頭）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMugtaoOLxM
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZQ1kcA3GE
（沒有回答）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWmxTSvUXC
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyLf1bOoOV
（剛要走）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlNPt32X6Z
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx25HyFJPA
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfpaSbIl0n
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ObkNlgcj2
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TLN3SMcMN
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B5K30A7I4
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfHUm6T3Lm
悟空：其他人呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XhFs2lYki
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQEp43Ijsw
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLwsGlD8zb
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQlJEJWwGc
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVi1BPhpQp
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wj8Us2Y74
悟空：你受傷了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnHAgEFhOc
通背猿猴：看我頭部。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpPi0yTzay
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7mxbzreUn
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOY1hzAK8nw
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGG3asJgPr
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VpWVeKxaD
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGxg7yuvDA
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpBbMDRPXT
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVySE5U5Pe
通背猿猴：很牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqbB8Mcumc
悟空：牛到什麽程度？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk847ZDSBGz
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3HqKhnZLC
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfzB4dr1ou
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaGpZJvwzt
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOWPU1sIcJ
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0zKtnIuf3
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNJSMAXwZF
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnC84Yxt4dY
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYpGBaNkXX
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hM2XdW6si
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PyLzUcOIH
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBEoKNBDTz
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgE4VtuJWr
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2Ivnijncy
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zo5lE4jG4
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRiQfu6nRt
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg2KeftNTj
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KpfZVxeuv
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUY6TzCOv8k
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtYeRX4YYd
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZ0ci4pnUK
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZboJFLO3w
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFc7j6FRKZ7
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxaEyX84Nh
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMopwxDDG5m
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF83fj8QThk
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0W629kXL2
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcSTtxe2aH
（眾猴一看，是大王！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNIjcrk241
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNHByXAqb4
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJTt7nciQi
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuw0iayUut
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZRHwIlz9R
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS0crlndeF
悟空：不解。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zqIUv2wix
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGiyUGoIvR
悟空：你的意思是？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpckhT8xMt
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDC3cJ6xpVc
悟空：不愛聽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYsuEiOkAD
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ariCgMCVg
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkk05heMG2q
牛魔王：嗯啊！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uvQU1JMNa
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwh3dBC52w2
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3b4H8DntZy
悟空：沒感覺。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnti2DPcaGo
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezGtUQomt9
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWLSmXHbKu
牛魔王：哦～48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNsB8F8sPF
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIKLPHUUVP
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM65JvJbeMG
悟空：當然可以。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47lJsHus9g
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGPTqFHbvb
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5u8xC4JXmM
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9MXVavG86
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKCxI7F0Ud
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoh8IekPHmJ
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKPDvfZPbK
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJgYvXo8z1
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACN4bPblVL
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZFs3OtaL8
牛魔王：威武吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxcJ3bKT1Z
悟空：我感覺很別扭。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40GPxjoY28
牛魔王：別扭也威武。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztz0dkdtIC
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0F6jjENLNr
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxmfVp4tJl
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqlnSB97wM
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc73cIEO3eE
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEirEgrDOf
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAik3kaLK9
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuh2xsYse9X
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGH2cgw4G8N
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESzPlrhIs7
牛魔王：你明白吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcStRGij1bB
悟空：我明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFPl7gUxbd
牛魔王：我也明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFZdqejpVP
悟空：你真的明白？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8wRru6dfp
牛魔王：我真的明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkwhbQrJZm
悟空：我真的也明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wIPBUnep4
牛魔王：明白萬歲！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtoVeSzSNi
悟空：明白萬歲！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEtvUDAuiR
（兩人淚流擁抱）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYyQCN278n
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhMbfDrnPT
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCWuW1m26O
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKOJVdjhGf
牛魔王：保重。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QQc8myP1D
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4xKjXDSJn
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ic1GWI74f
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjws0ceCUy4
牛魔王：猴兄……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0QL5p2ofB
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyuNGVJocd
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcG4ofX0i3l
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuynvxzcsu
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXI844vpmvF
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr7XcC5X4v
牛魔王：我放不下心。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffXZa8YWIw
悟空：你想怎樣？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjDJhzlNjv
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNVKS3njsn
（咚！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRvSvdrv6I
（啊！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUx60LSCvk
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKJh2qcw89
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZrb4IX6Ac
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC4K1GHGWD
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJB8mZvk3i
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWsPVZKRlq
牛魔王：這就是我的……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGI8vR33X2
（咚！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMxKJE32oo
（啊！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg18ilgCL6H
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLqfPWC84R
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡft8lfLzlKY
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9R15ojFwJ
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNm8JtHjNq
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55CUONEHlx
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLdEAzPSOr
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQygNsB783P
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuoOYV7cRF
悟空：哇！這麽多？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOGn8nxRwj
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1LrTGjBez
悟空：你還要打？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEPTV57vXi
牛魔王：我認輸。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNOapzuKdK
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkTKaXTDUP
牛魔王：等等。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvEvvMUZp1
悟空：還有何事？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOspgEuNh0B
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFC4FxE9hAq
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDnkhn3r41
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmlc5dMGMY
我擺平。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujczNyIObB
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGdm03EtcL
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWOLCQi004
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQwLY9nyYR
悟空：擺平。牛……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvySjArBjv
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXslr4fROuZ
悟空：死豬。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpTYjAFWUn
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6Bn8oF0mc
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjtQay46k1
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAaCyIioXd
悟空：我剛看到。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQetLCwGefU
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMXSnVoRua
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJgNlrTFjs
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqgqTqiYvK
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa81Efow6mP
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLevpk8PHTG
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSPQ1FUayv
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJi1nF7oy8
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4cYje9zs9
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwZ1NEGxc4
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzszLLSeDw
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ3i9n1v1z
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4c2VokC2m
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuOy2pq51W
悟空：忠臣！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbuZnAeGNl
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HyiEn8GLS
悟空：你沒兵器吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxc6kEELY5
通背猿猴：我有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S15feBBiu
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiawVTeMoA
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBe9g4txqU
悟空：這是那般兵器？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3AEc3cNIm
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUScU9IwsUV
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sQ4T341pK
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD22Ylg2rx7
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXA7k6sKz2h
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUR8I4BDlNi
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOpKYgZnIc
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEYVi3Nryq
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkZqptmaBn
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3PabkrxdE
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBzT4LHfM9
牛魔王：龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSay3cEmd8g
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafLFchSwq9
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SYbYc1BB6
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOVaLRLze5
不是夢話。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbUXCx5kqz
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JMIeIYIYq
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPo4OwFVzC
悟空：你的都是大型武器。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4f2mZivIYb
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwRqhECJeZ
悟空：賊牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZF4H5ReKb
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrczFACrnDn
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2ejNHanXO
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47oGRoNtMl
通背猿猴：我也信！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCBC4AqbB3
悟空：本大王去也！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUptVd3ZEF
（一陣雲煙消失了）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtN6TblP0Pm
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWXU2SUGpV
（一會兒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaTazsLh8g
悟空：本大王來也！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsI8aIpPcb
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3vIdp0Ure
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNCFcELwP0
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FHGdZF0aW
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyGOmZixCV
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHGRtjNmtY
牛魔王：東海龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkn8XKz7gt
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