(嗖~~~!噗通~~~!)55Please respect copyright.PENANAwCPihDc13M
(悟空飛至東海海面,跳入海中)55Please respect copyright.PENANAy61vKQ2xMp
(海底)55Please respect copyright.PENANAJmPuJ7aRNq
(巡海夜叉看到悟空)55Please respect copyright.PENANAgU47kUVNXC
夜叉:啊!不好!有人掉海裏了!55Please respect copyright.PENANAKMbzBrJZc1
(嗖!夜叉飛奔到東海龍王居所水晶宮)55Please respect copyright.PENANAzDftcFJfHJ
夜叉:報大王,有人掉進海裏。55Please respect copyright.PENANAJeVnG9rWNk
龍王:死了沒?55Please respect copyright.PENANArurD9fNFE9
夜叉:不知道!那人剛掉下來,還沒掉到海底。55Please respect copyright.PENANArPv6chM7kg
龍王:再探。55Please respect copyright.PENANA5UJjF0sMTw
(夜叉返回原地,看著悟空沈到海底)55Please respect copyright.PENANAIDjz6m0f1y
夜叉:死了!死了!55Please respect copyright.PENANAZoHsgKlN0t
(夜叉報回水晶宮)55Please respect copyright.PENANAS2TZx0UbWU
夜叉:報大王,死了!55Please respect copyright.PENANALu3eXEgfmE
(呼!悟空出現!)55Please respect copyright.PENANAmcIAeAgoQS
悟空:誰死了?55Please respect copyright.PENANA8cZlSymgss
夜叉:啊!!!鬼啊——!55Please respect copyright.PENANAfRnmXGu0bI
龍王:你誰呀?55Please respect copyright.PENANATCH2T1fhFF
悟空:吾乃花果山水簾洞洞主+聖人孫悟空!55Please respect copyright.PENANAGUTH7oY6BW
龍王:沒聽說過!55Please respect copyright.PENANAEXpyWEVv9I
悟空:現在你聽說過了?55Please respect copyright.PENANAnZFCj0eFjn
龍王:我以前沒聽說過你。55Please respect copyright.PENANAOMOMfpgsLK
悟空:我以前也沒聽說過你。我是在剛剛不久的以前聽說了你,你也在剛剛不久的以前聽55Please respect copyright.PENANAETMpdvUhBM
說了我。現在,你我大家都很了解了吧?55Please respect copyright.PENANAorgbfuIHcf
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?55Please respect copyright.PENANARyEvPOk0SX
悟空:我來~~~~求一件兵器。55Please respect copyright.PENANAsIQsA4NN5s
龍王:沒有!送客!55Please respect copyright.PENANACAToX2dUcE
(咚!——)55Please respect copyright.PENANAFXfU3x0ue6
(啊!——)55Please respect copyright.PENANAsgEmrWe0VY
(悟空一拳擊中龍王左眼)55Please respect copyright.PENANAJOdJczPGlv
龍王:你……你敢打我?!55Please respect copyright.PENANAxcovEPZBjK
悟空:像你這麽有身份的人竟說出那樣的話。我打你,是在幫你。明白?55Please respect copyright.PENANAewURIQDBp6
龍王:明白。55Please respect copyright.PENANA7zEndvruVy
悟空:憑你的智商,我還可以和你交流。55Please respect copyright.PENANAJPVfmBnBcz
龍王:做為一個有身份的人,應該怎麽說?55Please respect copyright.PENANACBbNKx2l1f
悟空:你應該說,「求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!」。55Please respect copyright.PENANA9kiSwefKa7
龍王:我沒一萬件兵器啊。55Please respect copyright.PENANAktqabZZQMH
悟空:九千九百九十九件也可以。55Please respect copyright.PENANAu4wq4ZTcAq
龍王:好!我們再來一次。55Please respect copyright.PENANAr4saEyQznn
悟空:給你一次機會。55Please respect copyright.PENANASyEgtL104P
(…………)55Please respect copyright.PENANAPjbCbGEJYZ
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?55Please respect copyright.PENANA8LL0xSNqxf
悟空:我來求一件兵器。55Please respect copyright.PENANAlaqhGSDVXv
龍王:求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!55Please respect copyright.PENANAflkojrr4zV
悟空:嗯,不錯,相當不錯。註意,最後「任你求」三個字的發音要單字發出,要流露出豪55Please respect copyright.PENANAQFnew10brO
爽的語氣,表達出任人宰割的情懷。55Please respect copyright.PENANAbxdbxSt7pi
龍王:上仙,你想用啥樣的兵器?55Please respect copyright.PENANAg6IEYxJYE1
悟空:一件一件的拿出來,讓我一件一件的挑一挑。拜托!55Please respect copyright.PENANAsugOSmZLqZ
龍王:來人!取兵器來!55Please respect copyright.PENANAZEnFfyrsVd
(一個蝦兵抱來一把刀)55Please respect copyright.PENANAhXdjGijKsI
龍王:上仙,這把刀如何?55Please respect copyright.PENANA6ENaJHL3Hz
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?55Please respect copyright.PENANApAKizeyqOc
龍王:這刀不好?55Please respect copyright.PENANA12hPlNNMtD
悟空:現在天地間是個神魔世界,而不是武俠世界。武俠世界中的刀啊、劍啊,用在神魔世55Please respect copyright.PENANAljlLonLnLF
界的殺傷力是零。求你給一件神器。55Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2eYcfJPQZ
龍王:這刀不是普通的刀,是把神刀、又是把魔刀,它叫神魔刀。它可在武俠世界和神魔世界兼用。55Please respect copyright.PENANAcE3TurSmmA
悟空:換下一件。聽到「Jian」,我反感。55Please respect copyright.PENANAZlr9DazRmd
龍王:來人!再取兵器來!55Please respect copyright.PENANAV2692Gsz2s
(一個蟹將扛來一根叉子)55Please respect copyright.PENANAGcDcrB9jOW
龍王:上仙,這根叉怎樣?55Please respect copyright.PENANAE7nbGskGcx
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?55Please respect copyright.PENANAAkON2qzMcU
龍王:這叉不好?55Please respect copyright.PENANAUL2ZrcXOlD
悟空:剛說過了,混在神魔世界,我需要一件神器做兵器。55Please respect copyright.PENANAis3lnzYEGW
龍王:這叉不是普通的叉,是根神叉、又是根魔叉,它叫神魔叉,是件神器。55Please respect copyright.PENANAKygL4MKGRo
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Cha」,我很反感。55Please respect copyright.PENANAMxiMDPjCGt
龍王:來人!再取兵器!55Please respect copyright.PENANAyrbbvue4c2
(兩個蝦兵擡出一柄戟)55Please respect copyright.PENANAoLn51audLB
龍王:上仙,這柄戟怎樣?55Please respect copyright.PENANANnypLCyedN
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?55Please respect copyright.PENANAMsYM5cCmp2
龍王:這戟不好?55Please respect copyright.PENANA41PxedlbVk
悟空:是神器嗎?55Please respect copyright.PENANAU8uQ7jiW1p
龍王:是神器。這戟不是普通的戟,是柄神戟、又是柄魔戟,它叫神魔戟,貨真價實是件神器。55Please respect copyright.PENANADuiXF9t4Y5
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Ji」,我更反感。55Please respect copyright.PENANAnCa84WU3b8
龍王:來人!再取兵器!55Please respect copyright.PENANAtVBKSS9Ej1
蝦兵:報大王,沒兵器了。55Please respect copyright.PENANAX9kpmCNfqZ
龍王:怎麽可能?!55Please respect copyright.PENANAuUAkzprclJ
蟹將:大王,我們的兵器庫慘遭盜竊,只剩下這麽3件。55Please respect copyright.PENANA4SL4xldp7J
龍王:這……這怎麽辦?!55Please respect copyright.PENANAFrsLiDgfdy
(呼!閃出一個龍女,把龍王拉到一旁)55Please respect copyright.PENANAApmgQoqGA6
龍女:大王,我們海底深處存放的測水儀送他做兵器吧。55Please respect copyright.PENANASygQf8vJtz
龍王:啊!那玩意兒不是兵器。55Please respect copyright.PENANA9WwkSyAlOg
龍女:管它呢。你說是,蒙蒙這個傻子!55Please respect copyright.PENANACXbAo84B1B
龍王:我冒險試試。55Please respect copyright.PENANAKh4KXuagK8
(走到悟空身前)55Please respect copyright.PENANAEoUQTVf8c6
龍王:上仙,我東海龍宮的深海之處藏有一件神器……55Please respect copyright.PENANAWriS7HfH8U
悟空:是什麽神器,用的著深藏?55Please respect copyright.PENANAPEBL6ROZvP
龍王:神器的名字叫———測水儀。55Please respect copyright.PENANAYOMWg5ShTK
悟空:聽名字就知道垃圾的要死!55Please respect copyright.PENANAqUHnkc3ves
龍王:神器還有個名字,叫————定海神珍!55Please respect copyright.PENANAB2wwqqwREx
悟空:哇——!聽名字就知道是神器!拿來我看。55Please respect copyright.PENANAQiFsfOOhiU
龍王:那玩意兒拿不動。55Please respect copyright.PENANA64SQdoNBai
悟空:你說什嘛?55Please respect copyright.PENANAGxH1Q54unx
龍王:那件神器拿不動!55Please respect copyright.PENANAtGnmdypuNr
悟空:到底是什麽神器?55Please respect copyright.PENANAmqBZbUGu6H
龍王:你跟我去看看吧。55Please respect copyright.PENANAdMYAsEbS6w
悟空:同意。55Please respect copyright.PENANAXG2EtMCmWp
(兩人來到深海處)55Please respect copyright.PENANAegoAZeMgjs
悟空:這地方有點兒冷。55Please respect copyright.PENANAmE00lzksZT
龍王:這裏是深海,氣溫低一點兒很正常。55Please respect copyright.PENANAYBFioApbC8
悟空:存放定海神珍的地方還沒到?55Please respect copyright.PENANAe9YtLleNrh
龍王:你急什麽。55Please respect copyright.PENANA2DUv5OPJSn
悟空:我冷的想拉肚子,是有點兒急。55Please respect copyright.PENANAZ01YVQHeqm
龍王:你憋著點。很快就到目的地。55Please respect copyright.PENANAuTWKClYlcz
悟空:這裏有沒有茅房?我想拉先。55Please respect copyright.PENANAPR8WAdBAIK
龍王:整個東海龍宮沒茅房。你要拉,出了海到陸地上拉去!55Please respect copyright.PENANAZMB86SUfJC
悟空:不會吧?你們東海龍宮的人怎麽方便?55Please respect copyright.PENANAb1U5p40wyc
龍王:秘密。55Please respect copyright.PENANAXQDYkgMtH5
悟空:目的地還沒到?55Please respect copyright.PENANAhljHUPSuWW
龍王:你來看——!55Please respect copyright.PENANAUXNEZeqeYI
(伸手一指,眼前一根巨大的柱子)55Please respect copyright.PENANAzvmFAVVSr1
悟空:哈哈!你們龍宮的茅房設計的挺獨特的,我進去拉,稍等。55Please respect copyright.PENANA4caizHht06
龍王:上仙,上仙!這不是茅房,這是我說的神器定海神珍!55Please respect copyright.PENANAT0RNhYQQPZ
悟空:你又在開玩笑。這明明是根柱子。55Please respect copyright.PENANALRer352Aqj
龍王:這確實真的是神器定海神珍!55Please respect copyright.PENANAczKgmtd0WC
悟空:是神器神珍啊?怎麽不發光?55Please respect copyright.PENANA8WIkNIQO7U
龍王:我也不知道。55Please respect copyright.PENANA1KWKGTeExe
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子發出萬道金光!)55Please respect copyright.PENANA8vc5bsyS7o
龍王:發光啦!發光啦!是神器吧?55Please respect copyright.PENANA3tUGtf1jcP
悟空:果然是。55Please respect copyright.PENANAnNtPlMqA9Y
龍王:我早說是神器,你還不信。55Please respect copyright.PENANArlZfJAOSa1
悟空:這神器叫什麽名字?55Please respect copyright.PENANA8kwbyfUEhG
龍王:測水儀。不,是定海神珍!55Please respect copyright.PENANAKgLuEBpYU8
悟空:你說是就是啊?怎麽上面沒有寫名?55Please respect copyright.PENANAgr4fqM0okA
龍王:我也不知道。55Please respect copyright.PENANA4H1GzkwZNj
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子上多出一列字!上寫:定海神珍如意金箍棍)55Please respect copyright.PENANAKG5VsS5JTL
龍王:寫名字啦!寫名字啦!是定海神珍吧?55Please respect copyright.PENANAZRRCR1TTmo
悟空:定海神珍如意金箍棍。55Please respect copyright.PENANAPs6bZF282d
龍王:是全名。55Please respect copyright.PENANAp2PLeEQ7L1
悟空:你有沒有帶刀?55Please respect copyright.PENANAAtt9f7OlsX
龍王:你要幹嘛?55Please respect copyright.PENANAFt9brK4Clo
悟空:我問你有沒有帶刀?!55Please respect copyright.PENANAIlkrgbTpag
龍王:帶了。55Please respect copyright.PENANAK8r8WyiuqK
悟空:借我用一用。謝先。55Please respect copyright.PENANAVQLf83LQtI
龍王:你不會激動的自殺吧?55Please respect copyright.PENANAnAkPLo6vLV
(拿刀遞過去)55Please respect copyright.PENANAdU2PCZOf2c
悟空:我激動的感覺如意金箍棍前面幾個字不順眼,我想拿刀塗去。55Please respect copyright.PENANA9XVVPBnVlx
(哢哢哢!開始塗字)55Please respect copyright.PENANAfw90xg0AE5
龍王:小心點兒用。我這刀可是龍刀,是個寶貝。你別折斷了。55Please respect copyright.PENANA1fENFUgqsK
(哢嚓!刀斷了。)55Please respect copyright.PENANA7uFUcLlZNm
龍王:啊!我的龍刀……55Please respect copyright.PENANAAVkVk3oYCz
悟空:剛好完工,不愧是龍刀。55Please respect copyright.PENANAV7xjJnyYsF
(柱子上只剩下:如意金箍棍)55Please respect copyright.PENANAUOHMLMk7qF
悟空:這麽粗的棍子,怎麽拿的動?55Please respect copyright.PENANA8GDHWQ7rrJ
龍王:你拿不動就閃人!別說我沒給你兵器。55Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8XfzOwFYd
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成一根粗細合手、長短適宜的棍子了!)55Please respect copyright.PENANAmyLkc32WL3
悟空:我真正需要的是一件微型神器,希望滿足。55Please respect copyright.PENANArDYuSw0C2t
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成了一根兒掏耳屎的小勺子!)55Please respect copyright.PENANAXgpvuiEDNq
悟空:耳屎勺?我用先!55Please respect copyright.PENANAn662ksLlK3
龍王:借我也用用。55Please respect copyright.PENANAGTzCteTV2d
悟空:沒得說。55Please respect copyright.PENANAtvfqisAyDP
(遞給龍王)55Please respect copyright.PENANAWatza7jlPu
龍王:好癢,好舒服!……哎呀!不好!掉我耳洞了!55Please respect copyright.PENANAnJ3P6HS5w8
悟空:還我掏耳勺兒!55Please respect copyright.PENANA8f2qu4CYBr
龍王:上仙,淡定,淡定!55Please respect copyright.PENANAdzcVP0Tymm
悟空:還淡定什嗎?!55Please respect copyright.PENANAa2eYWARCWU
(呼!龍王拿出一個U型物體)55Please respect copyright.PENANA0kpawTXKQD
龍王:出!55Please respect copyright.PENANAoyfsOdySui
(哢!掏耳勺兒從龍王的耳洞飛出,粘附在U型物體上)55Please respect copyright.PENANAM5cPCW3iur
龍王:還你!55Please respect copyright.PENANA1qrlehFxok
悟空(吃驚):這U物是什麽?55Please respect copyright.PENANA6YQVLnbpMa
龍王:神器。55Please respect copyright.PENANAxsrnQLnA8d
悟空:是什麽神器?55Please respect copyright.PENANAepUZNkNP8Q
龍王:你思考一下就知道。55Please respect copyright.PENANAON2J6gDnv3
悟空:好,我有時間會思考的。我走啦,來日必奉謝贈送神器之恩。55Please respect copyright.PENANAZSo8W3N72t
(悟空將掏耳勺兒放進耳朵,出海而去)55Please respect copyright.PENANAbttlDnN3Wf
龍王:上仙慢走!媽呀,總算閃人了。55Please respect copyright.PENANA5USjZxXU0o
(轟隆!一聲,龍宮塌了!)55Please respect copyright.PENANA7IISDv56QT
龍王:啊!我的水晶宮——!55Please respect copyright.PENANAsUsW8E0W2L
(龍王不知,悟空拿去的定海神珍如意金箍棍,卻是東海水晶宮的建宮支柱!)55Please respect copyright.PENANAUibhRe7vXc
(悟空騰雲返回牛魔王的洗澡河)55Please respect copyright.PENANATHkhiSAyiU
(牛魔王還在睡)55Please respect copyright.PENANAh9AZO5mQec
悟空:本大王來也!55Please respect copyright.PENANAJoMZvy5d78
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!借到兵器沒?55Please respect copyright.PENANAQvIeCANA4A
悟空:你什麽意思?55Please respect copyright.PENANAIawWr4ZBou
通背猿猴:我問,你借到兵器沒有?55Please respect copyright.PENANASs2Wjm6cYd
悟空:這句的前面那句。55Please respect copyright.PENANAQNyNhoXFsu
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!55Please respect copyright.PENANA8RtwXysb4U
悟空:你不想讓我回來?你想坐我的位子是吧?!55Please respect copyright.PENANASFpocKuP4n
通背猿猴:哼,人家只是給你打個招呼。55Please respect copyright.PENANAQWiBFfHs0r
悟空:你打招呼能不能有點兒創意?55Please respect copyright.PENANArUSP8Iv9nA
通背猿猴:我該怎麽說?55Please respect copyright.PENANAVqJACWuZKW
悟空:還要我教你?55Please respect copyright.PENANAzCSAbPrYl6
通背猿猴:我想不出來。55Please respect copyright.PENANA1Sps5BeGB1
悟空:你應該向牛魔王學習!沒事兒的時候就大睡,讓大腦得到充分休養,有創意的打招呼55Please respect copyright.PENANAPHPUK1LXun
很容易想到。55Please respect copyright.PENANAcHZX3luMKl
通背猿猴:明白。55Please respect copyright.PENANAzeijaNxCVN
悟空:別辜負我對你的……55Please respect copyright.PENANAf8KWC9Zwdf
(呼嚕!呼嚕!……)55Please respect copyright.PENANAYaaMbAyI5T
(通背猿猴躺地上睡著了)55Please respect copyright.PENANArjvDF2F8oy
悟空:起來!(踢了一腳)55Please respect copyright.PENANA2zg2nzVnwj
通背猿猴:大王,有事?55Please respect copyright.PENANAFaEfcO6IAG
悟空:你睡覺幹嗎?!55Please respect copyright.PENANAgtNREltI5A
通背猿猴:我想盡快想到有創意的打招呼,所以我盡快的睡覺了。55Please respect copyright.PENANADaxrjbfKM9
悟空:回家睡。這裏是野外,你不怕被人抓住拉到馬戲團做演員?55Please respect copyright.PENANASo8PQ25mhx
通背猿猴:我怕。55Please respect copyright.PENANAgmqs98k5F3
(牛魔王醒來)55Please respect copyright.PENANAAoNhTFT5gW
牛魔王:咳!猴兄,兵器搞到手沒?55Please respect copyright.PENANAgBHL1CsMGb
悟空:你猜。55Please respect copyright.PENANA1dGr3H3D1b
牛魔王:看你兩手空空,龍宮那沒收獲吧?55Please respect copyright.PENANAA1wP2CcbNe
悟空:我有收獲地從龍宮那心滿意足的得到一件不需要手拿的兵器。55Please respect copyright.PENANAHN51uPrcS6
牛魔王:你得到微型武器了?!55Please respect copyright.PENANAfcFOaO1nIO
悟空:嗯嗯嗯。55Please respect copyright.PENANAwmSK5YaZUP
牛魔王:啥樣子的微型武器?55Please respect copyright.PENANAUxhV7ik0LE
悟空:又微又有型的武器。55Please respect copyright.PENANAatrNOcsfOl
牛魔王:亮出來我看看。55Please respect copyright.PENANAmdPXwY86GX
(悟空一掏耳朵,拿出微武)55Please respect copyright.PENANAm5ExYECvO5
悟空:Look!55Please respect copyright.PENANABWMrMAbLs2
牛魔王(仔細一看):額!怎麽借到個掏耳屎的勺子。55Please respect copyright.PENANArMBB1F1WMz
(咚——!悟空一腳把牛魔王踢飛!)55Please respect copyright.PENANAVu6ArDxEyl
悟空:通背。55Please respect copyright.PENANAdi1znInqNw
通背猿猴:在。55Please respect copyright.PENANAeRVce0S8GB
悟空:你來看看我的武器?55Please respect copyright.PENANAG3v65SXd34
通背猿猴:大王,我們先早點兒回家吧。我不想做演員。55Please respect copyright.PENANAWkE38HJ7VD
悟空:眾愛卿,回家!55Please respect copyright.PENANAlabuupoWGX
(群猴跟隨悟空飛回花果山)55Please respect copyright.PENANA9d1oTmWpOV
(水簾洞)55Please respect copyright.PENANAGsLtAcNtGN
悟空:諸位愛卿,我們一隔八年沒見,今日見到眾愛卿又和眾愛卿平安歸來,我們搞個Party如何?55Please respect copyright.PENANAVy4mQiAlBo
通背猿猴:好!55Please respect copyright.PENANA1Q1QfnmxNH
眾猴:好!好!……55Please respect copyright.PENANA86CyLyPha2
牛魔王:好!55Please respect copyright.PENANAL1olJsgHjA
悟空:牛兄,你怎麽跟來了?你被我一腳踢飛,踢到很遠很遠。55Please respect copyright.PENANA1UEvQcqFBo
牛魔王:我飛回原地,我又飛到這兒。我飛著跟來了。55Please respect copyright.PENANAOQeHP3yeU0
悟空:你找我報一腳之仇?55Please respect copyright.PENANAjhbs3CBk4N
牛魔王:錯!你踢飛我的那一腳踢的我很舒服,我還想被你踢飛一次。55Please respect copyright.PENANAC7YDLpULvy
悟空:夠兄弟!55Please respect copyright.PENANA4eNXSXksbK
牛魔王:既然你這麽說,我願和你八拜為交!55Please respect copyright.PENANA0P87dpIFXe
悟空:什嘛?你讓我用腳踢飛你八百次?!55Please respect copyright.PENANAazFon7rmhX
通背猿猴:大王,他是想做你的小弟。55Please respect copyright.PENANANixqZE8OPr
牛魔王:是啊!大哥,請受小弟一拜。55Please respect copyright.PENANA9jBlOgFy4E
悟空:通背已經是我的小弟了。你只能做我的小DD。55Please respect copyright.PENANAdH8lw3erK2
牛魔王:我就做你的小DD啦!55Please respect copyright.PENANAZgZpHwIygC
悟空:歡迎我的小DD參加這個Party!55Please respect copyright.PENANAuxDXyLW6y2
(盛大的Party在水簾洞舉行)55Please respect copyright.PENANApZQM6j6tK9
(悟空喝了很多酒,不知不覺睡著了)55Please respect copyright.PENANAQOOfiTGaXA
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