『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下:745Please respect copyright.PENANA2PCo6KFRgm
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是次行動目標為:「廣華醫院」,其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中,附近人多車多,與道路接觸面為三面,分別為碧街,登打士街及窩打老道,通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上,方便潛入調查完成後,可迅速脫離到人群當中,確保撤退成功。745Please respect copyright.PENANALocDylQaaZ
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潛入行動共有五名會員參與,每位都經過精心挑選,各有所長而且機智冷靜,是萬中無一的優秀調查員。745Please respect copyright.PENANAso7tXT8PUj
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而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入,利用會員:超級駭客精嶄之演技,乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入,引起騷動,將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上,從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』745Please respect copyright.PENANASnJ6E19QfF
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「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。745Please respect copyright.PENANAAyTFwXKH8v
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Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應:「其實都未去到最危急既情況,不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」745Please respect copyright.PENANAlcIljBE2AW
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「殺手你唔好串我啦,岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應,看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。745Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7Va2K8s6r
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「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應,與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應,其實暗藏笑點。745Please respect copyright.PENANAV8hIEVK6l5
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我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話:745Please respect copyright.PENANAqzGVFPBBLi
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「我寫緊報告書嫁喇,放心啦,今次既努力唔會白費。」745Please respect copyright.PENANASPRU96ODWn
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善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我:「我地唔緊要啊,你記得寫好D超級駭客啊,一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」745Please respect copyright.PENANAcw5Mp8jBfr
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「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。745Please respect copyright.PENANA1c5zRyQUaL
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『按超級駭客所言,一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止,面對此等艱巨的情況,他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來,結果當然被拒門外,此時超級駭客裝作憤怒,並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是,依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。745Please respect copyright.PENANAiMJaIgI5V8
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然後一切都以計劃進行,正門的保安被調走得只有一人,於正門埋伏已久,調查隊員:「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子,將其打破,引開最後一名保安的注意力,在這一瞬間,我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。745Please respect copyright.PENANAim4LMJMKyJ
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主座醫院內部猶如死城,並無燈光,若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈,為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣,我們無奈之下,唯有決定不拍下任何照片,單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』745Please respect copyright.PENANAF9iRWxCaaC
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「Hay,各位,我回來了。」簫風上線,並進到聊天室向我們問好。745Please respect copyright.PENANAu9aewSZVQP
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「簫風,岩岩寫到你,乜咁遲啊?」我說句話歡迎他回來。745Please respect copyright.PENANAFMW0lzm621
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「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷,就是我的細妹,她語帶嬌嗲地問道:745Please respect copyright.PENANA9OuCgDu9mL
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「阿哥,阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣!?745Please respect copyright.PENANAiu2NU3d9F6
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我立即把咪關掉,然後回應:「唔洗喇!」745Please respect copyright.PENANAUrLyKkrKkq
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「洗唔洗咁大聲啊!頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開,卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。745Please respect copyright.PENANAZXBBeb8Zle
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「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁?把聲咁正既?」隔著螢幕,我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。745Please respect copyright.PENANAaRPa5xmiIt
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見勢色不對,我立即轉移視線:「我聽唔到啊,係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊?」745Please respect copyright.PENANAFiw3kb9dPU
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賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問:「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁!?」745Please respect copyright.PENANAIYh3PDtIs4
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「AV就係咁嫁啦,扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答,雖然有點索強,但AV就是這種東西啦。745Please respect copyright.PENANAsKy0rdLBKF
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「Seed呢屌你!」簫風狂暴地說道,一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了,被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子,顏面何存啊!?745Please respect copyright.PENANAwDbb1Uhqzz
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「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎!我睇緊西片喎!」賣魚勝發現到盲點了,可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。745Please respect copyright.PENANAiX3KwtVL9t
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居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談,他的腦袋正常麼?745Please respect copyright.PENANAdkwHl0wwoG
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Moscow killer再下一城,用無情的文字訊息識破我:「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎,我見到佢閃框。」745Please respect copyright.PENANAFWdf98OJBN
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殺手你媽的背叛我!?不,這不是背叛,因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生!745Please respect copyright.PENANAANNVSrDpGl
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此引起簫風暴走,以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼:「ABC大大!!」745Please respect copyright.PENANAjM6mLP8fLa
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我立即無聲地回應:「我要寫野啊,唔好煩我!」745Please respect copyright.PENANAEJhkurSjg7
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『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現,每層病房都被鎖上,而且毫無人氣,也沒有人巡邏,乍看未有可疑之處,我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。745Please respect copyright.PENANAdgHq8Hl8Rc
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可是,此時賣魚勝忽發其想,說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。745Please respect copyright.PENANA1u5SUkqSCJ
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就是位於地牢的殮房。745Please respect copyright.PENANA2Mc7CuDLhb
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在黑暗中的無人醫院,對大部份人來說,裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖,可是這不會是我們退縮的理由,我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。745Please respect copyright.PENANAooU58ig48W
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地庫的門鎖了,但門邊卻滲出光來,而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。745Please respect copyright.PENANAfXybyXPh1p
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我們沒有深入其中,一是預定好的作戰時間已完結,二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。745Please respect copyright.PENANA5sjIOwZgGx
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我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客,結束今次的調查,可是在後門等了三十秒,我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。745Please respect copyright.PENANAN2Bf8euUC8
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一跑到側門,果然是這樣,超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃,我想也不想,馬上就上前支援他。745Please respect copyright.PENANAQkMNrpVg1X
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可是到達後我卻發現,原來那五個人只是負責包圍,真正與我們對恃的,是一名持槍的中國軍官。745Please respect copyright.PENANAZACLX4CwCQ
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他以一支步槍指著超級駭客,但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。745Please respect copyright.PENANA5uPGPOuL6d
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見勢色不對,我決定打破沉默,主動站出來面對軍官,在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求,同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。745Please respect copyright.PENANA0IGzRK0EyE
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見我正與軍官對恃,Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。745Please respect copyright.PENANAJZG2wg6BeA
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軍官見狀即時面有難色,無奈地收起槍支放行。745Please respect copyright.PENANAnAMWuQb4Ur
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今次作戰也就此結束。』745Please respect copyright.PENANAKzpkEhbNyr
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我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。745Please respect copyright.PENANAL4SNHGzk9j
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「喂喂喂喂喂……!!」今次是超級駭客上線,他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息,以示自己的存在。745Please respect copyright.PENANAsTzhsLulF9
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我不敢回應,只有等其他人先出聲,我才自然地加入討論。745Please respect copyright.PENANAo3cxnVMOww
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賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應:「駭客兄。」745Please respect copyright.PENANAlor22DuBNv
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做得好!不愧是最完美的跟班!745Please respect copyright.PENANA98HEZtJibK
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「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯?」745Please respect copyright.PENANAvOqYtPG84u
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你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎!?這是最大的背叛啊!我沒有屈你睇AV啊,你真的在睇AV嘛!為什麼要怪我!?745Please respect copyright.PENANAZGmXhYf7yi
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「ABC大大!!SEED啊!!SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊!!」簫風繼續呼喊。745Please respect copyright.PENANAEoFJqqHniZ
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Moscow killer你會幫我吧?745Please respect copyright.PENANAN8fhlmksnM
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「哈哈。」745Please respect copyright.PENANAcXLleQR8tr
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只有兩字的文字訊息,表示他明確的立場。745Please respect copyright.PENANAaKbbUHF0CY
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現在四面楚歌,我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。745Please respect copyright.PENANAqNzZNUIuyy
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不過無論如何,我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡,我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯,對他有特別優待,也不是什麼過份的事……745Please respect copyright.PENANAUVEtzKzWoY
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於是我加上這樣的一句:745Please respect copyright.PENANA1IW7riu4kf
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『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客,問情況如此危急,為何不聯絡我們,請求支緩?745Please respect copyright.PENANAak5p0t9CgT
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他沒有立即回應,只是點支煙,從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應:745Please respect copyright.PENANA4lahVc8MyF
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「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」745Please respect copyright.PENANAKxGeRMP1rh
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無疑,此乃真漢子也。』745Please respect copyright.PENANAaazpDqxMav
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希望能讓他高興一點吧。745Please respect copyright.PENANAiDJIlnQqho
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可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。745Please respect copyright.PENANAhkjQ3IisF4
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賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位:「嘩!駭客兄你型哂啦!」745Please respect copyright.PENANAlbDgVU2BQM
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果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝,一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。745Please respect copyright.PENANAYb1LWpKOJP
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超級駭客沉兩秒,然後裝作謙虛回應:「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似,唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」745Please respect copyright.PENANAltFIy42PV3
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雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動,又似是滿不在乎的樣子,但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的,大概吧。745Please respect copyright.PENANA6k02JoYupx
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「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒,這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。745Please respect copyright.PENANAVtcSRIb58j
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因為它表示,超級駭客已經離開對話,並且下線了,也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……745Please respect copyright.PENANAJbksVHZBFN
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大家也沒有理會這件事,用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風,看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死:「正啊,ABC!我地幾時再去次啊?」745Please respect copyright.PENANAxApRdX5igk
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎!?745Please respect copyright.PENANAX4Th2TCfZn
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇,真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job,ABC」745Please respect copyright.PENANA7y6ttXsRzQ
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。745Please respect copyright.PENANAq8tW0qoPUh
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書,我回應一下:745Please respect copyright.PENANAb8nBBnvqwv
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇,到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」745Please respect copyright.PENANAi6KeTW5pNi
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「咁威既野,緊係會推啦,你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。745Please respect copyright.PENANA2HTBomAh2e
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在你這樣回應,我便放心啊。745Please respect copyright.PENANAAExt0zAcQY
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排好版,上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書,看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵,呆滯地打個呵欠,心想:745Please respect copyright.PENANAkqG4AJDh02
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……745Please respect copyright.PENANARjJsv0GJF9
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見超級駭客還未上線,我決定打電話給他。因為責任上,我需要了解一下他的情況,必要我已做好了道歉的準備。745Please respect copyright.PENANANvS8Tnmzzw
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是,這就是他的回應。745Please respect copyright.PENANARrrazvNM9w
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不過,回想起三個小時前,超級駭客怒成這樣,其實也不是沒理由的……745Please respect copyright.PENANAqwbtA3Dtmu
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