孫悟空腳踩一朵雲，降到水簾洞。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡds94cV3qaQ
悟空：本大王做官回來啦！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX5RiYbW54
眾猴：大王！大王！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsU0bRhH4C
一群猴子圍上。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cgopOdqpG
通背猿猴：大王，天上有官不做，你怎麽回來了？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRZ52Jdqp2
悟空：天上出現**事件，我躲避一陣兒。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxE0z7U7lam
通背猿猴：是大王您不喜歡**。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPK7ohc9bi
悟空：我喜歡的很。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtXvmSHuQR
通背猿猴：在天上做官十幾年，你有什麽感想？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzHewATEqw
悟空：十幾年？我在天上只待了十幾天。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKAYC4tJ9n
通背猿猴：天上一天，地上一年。你在天上十幾天，我們在地上過去十多年。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutfZxvdzTN
悟空：我的感想是，天上地下，時差太大。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqo7bfkq4t
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上做的什麽官？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hkQvkz7a3
悟空：弼馬溫。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8EjUsdipE
通背猿猴：弼馬溫是什麽官？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0YaHBuWnB
悟空：不明白麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpBCqpFaVv
通背猿猴：不明白。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTlIYAFh2t
眾猴：不明白。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPOEPnHKIp
通背猿猴：封的官別人都聽不明白，弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E7UvMA1sx
悟空：齊天大聖？從哪來的靈感，想出這個？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4l934uopjj
通背猿猴：大王，你已經300多歲，還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAYVmhn4YE
悟空：好！從今天開始，叫我——齊天大聖。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbplZkAWis
花果山上，掛出一面旗幟。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLUaIMVEMK
天庭，靈霄殿。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxT8jjYpZwi
武曲星：陛下，孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病，天馬都病倒在禦馬監。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeD66riHPHs
玉帝：啊！具體患什麽病？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGIThMfXem
武曲星：馬病。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cx6DyHP8R
玉帝：具體什麽馬病？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcXN5VarJd
武曲星：您最好親自巡視。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULjsxu2xlA
玉帝：還用我親自去？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgyEfO4QfF
武曲星：上千匹天馬病倒在地，場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaZLolu48q
玉帝：起駕。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzwPXUHXpB
玉帝帶著隨從，視察禦馬監。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybpavlYRWm
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLOVmmOKun
玉帝：這馬什麽病？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUi9BTpdlKe
仙醫：陛下，這匹馬已經死了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArPzDwnBfh
玉帝：我的天馬啊！55555……（大哭）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiViK7hWVi7
仙醫：陛下不用難過，只死了一匹。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u4JPyVpjq
玉帝：朕一向愛馬如子，死一匹也不能接受！是誰，是誰害死我馬子的？！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkurBacURZ7
仙醫：是看馬的孫悟空。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpJ7P5M9Mo
玉帝：來人！把孫悟空推出去，砍頭！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8ijF9SKDQ
副官：孫悟空已經回花果山。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DYFOG9r2t
玉帝：誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空？我要親手殺死孫悟空，為我的馬子報仇！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpIDlO4Rbt
托塔天王：微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX63dCgAMbi
玉帝：好！朕封你降魔大元帥，捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇！為我的馬子報仇！……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf40gAwqmt3
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤，以巨靈神為先鋒，降至花果山。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWYzVoirPH
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰，悟空帶領群猴迎戰。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr05Nphyanj
巨靈神：孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQH1O1azCdd
悟空：玉帝的馬子死了？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uwjhaj0lQ
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上泡玉帝的馬子？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJT0W0boT6
悟空：純屬虛構！我在天上十幾年，沒碰到一個異性。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGoU0RrAMY
通背猿猴：性壓抑十幾年？！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvPsZZ3TIp
悟空：也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLKUSiNZOJ
巨靈神：放下武器，快快投降。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lzQ3EVTE1
悟空：你轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官，我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4z4Oy6itH
巨靈神：吃俺一斧！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrN7R3UvqP9
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，巨靈神敗回。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTtjz6tEqZ
巨靈神：元帥，孫悟空很厲害。我打不過，敗了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0WqKwKmIb
托塔天王：你怎麽打不過敗的？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbZgtVYmg7
巨靈神：我剛剛打的時候，你沒觀戰？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIk4UkhGZze
托塔天王：觀戰了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAULmyIZrLY
巨靈神：你觀戰，應該看清我是怎麽敗的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytJGC37BGs
托塔天王：我老花眼，距離太遠，沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbc9TxzdgFi
巨靈神：我和孫悟空打了一會兒，打不過孫悟空，我就敗了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBugXSc3uF7
托塔天王：你堅持再打一會兒，孫悟空就敗了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAgRVMcadX
巨靈神：是吧？我怎麽沒想到這點。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGCRuIqgTw
哪咤：我去接著打會兒。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9DJVAaFOn
哪咤來了，腳踏風火輪，手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪，吸引了孫悟空。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiKqCuRz57
悟空：咦。你腳下冒火的輪子，是什麽西西？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiaCFYoaL3
哪咤：無敵風火輪。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwABHoWHGN7
悟空：是吧。火的溫度高不高？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2JJ1CIExu
哪咤：謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjSiydB6B0
悟空：我幫你介紹一筆生意，怎樣？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUHiD28xrk
哪咤：嗯？介紹生意？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiSvCR6m46
悟空：這冒火的輪子，有適宜人體的溫度，腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子，在我的花果山開個足療店，絕對可以發一筆。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLytu4HydMy
哪咤：你滾吧！孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！玉帝要殺你，為他的馬子報仇雪恨！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vmCfNgh4W
悟空：玉帝的馬子真死了？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaELiinEiFy
哪咤：放下武器，快快投降。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy09IyK9zMs
悟空：你回去轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqWc0pl6Kk
哪咤：吃俺一槍！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurMRXJJWy5
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，哪咤敗回。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrqMxh8zb4
哪咤：父王，孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了，敗的和巨靈神一樣。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowxV0gbBMn
托塔天王：你和巨靈神敗的一樣？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9XlT1mOS0
哪咤：敗的不一樣的是，巨靈神拿著斧子敗的，我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是，巨靈神敗回時跑得快，我敗回時跑的更快。現在，該輪到你出戰了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcf8AKhhQZ
托塔天王：讓我出戰？你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯，你們2個打不過孫悟空，我老胳膊、老腿，你還讓我出戰？！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2VHIdHQGV
哪咤：那怎麽辦？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VIOMJackn
托塔天王：撤。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqd8s5TxIB
忽——！孫悟空在空中攔住三人，看到天王手中的塔。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODEPJ2UGBu
托塔天王：孫悟空，我們承認敗了，放我們一條生路吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOrPtVEluI
悟空：咦。這塔做工不錯，還金光閃閃。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9PrYDWsdR
托塔天王：你想要我的神塔，送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaSAvwsA5V
悟空：神塔麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35zz6IenAz
托塔天王：這神塔可大可小，還不夠神嗎？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgITFiol9c
悟空：我再加一筆錢，神塔我買了！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jT6mYxYgV
哪咤：你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiW5WUz6nUZ
悟空：我這花果山上，全是樹木花草，一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此，花果山多一個建築，也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光，全部免費。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcaBipsiOg
哪咤：你滾吧！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNvPtbnSLs
三人返回靈霄殿。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxhxdFAtYp
托塔天王：陛下，孫悟空太厲害，我等降魔失敗。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhErZpIMuQj
玉帝：你們三個打不過孫悟空一個？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX4vKgjivN
托塔天王：我們是一對一的單挑，沒群毆。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqRGgcoQ8J
玉帝：回去再戰，群毆孫悟空！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0icBS3th1
巨靈神：陛下，孫悟空讓我轉告，他想做齊天大聖。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdZuOsHZcY
哪咤：也讓我轉告。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrUUDYcwd1
玉帝：快要死的人，要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰，記住，要集中火力——群毆！群毆！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8yrMNXimG
太白金星：陛下，你再召孫悟空上天，封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕，他們3個再加幾個群毆，在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7dAA5LiEB
玉帝：好計謀。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2ypsJC4mz
太白金星領聖旨，二次來到花果山。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1LLziOUzS
太白金星：孫悟空，我奉玉帝聖旨，請你上天，封你做齊天大聖！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqpsR1ny4p
悟空：玉帝同意我做齊天大聖？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnPhDEw8vR
太白金星：沒錯。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFb5Z0IdvDi
通背猿猴：剛還打打殺殺，轉眼這麽快同意，會不會有陰謀？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPSFXBm1Mm
悟空：不快吧？我等很久了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFFNGSOJf3
靈霄殿。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY0Udy5Hsi
太白金星：孫悟空到！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GYfWuUAeq
玉帝：這麽快到了？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh0PYDMtrG
仙官：陛下，你已經在殿上睡了很久。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fDC1mLBLg
悟空：玉帝，你要封我做齊天大聖？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCIN0iMzup
玉帝：是滴。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo3wNjvh4w
悟空：這次沒讓你久等吧？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZnd8phAEl
玉帝：我沒久等，我剛剛睡了很久。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjHNgBX6mm
悟空：讓你久睡了。開封吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTxB13kHYr
仙官：冊封開始！由西方太白金星主持。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMBKCaTi9j
太白金星：陛下，你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3pDvQggIB
玉帝：我願意。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2A2Y19Djve
太白金星：孫悟空，你願意做齊天大聖嗎？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX6UNVXKyU
悟空：我願意。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqlz7uHo2R
太白金星：從現在開始，孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖，和天宮永結忠心，為我天宮效力。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGxl3BadKf
悟空：這次換官職，讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotPjLpjkfT
玉帝：上次封官讓你管動物，這次封官讓你管植物。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oKwEEOe2Z
悟空：天上有動物神馬，不知會有什麽神植物？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNUKBBXmiR
玉帝：我這次決定，讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW66g4ClKnk
悟空：蟠桃園有什麽好？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj8WPqIeBj
玉帝：蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地，有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮，四季花果不斷，95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgzXMyPi6j
是世外桃園。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEi0n3xXNN
悟空：有山有水？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCHN3wTxqo
玉帝：只有灌溉用水。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPU0cmKOkE
悟空：在蟠桃園堆幾座假山，跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGxIb0h4gp
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPNBAj4uDp
太白金星：陛下啊，蟠桃園是你的休閑之地，怎麽讓孫悟空占了？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvLkIPFJRb
玉帝：那地方我早待膩了。還有，蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高，交給讓一個猴子管理，以後摘桃子方便多啦！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dmrSCXS0J
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