The Absolute Guide to NOT Talking to Girls!

Back for more, huh? Fine by me. This second book is kinda just a sequel to the first book, which just abruptly ended. I hope you liked the first book, cause this book kinda is just an exact continuation of the first one, so... if you didn't like the first book, first of all why are you here right now, and second of all you're not gonna like this one. Or, maybe, you will like it. Just read the book, maybe you'll... have a change of heart, I dunno.

This is definitely not your basic love story. It doesn't even have an ending sometimes, and when it does, it doesn't end with a 'happily ever after'. Sorry. Another thing is how this is a book about kids and teenagers and their childish romances, so if this story gets cringey and hard to read, it's not my fault. Well, it is, but not all of it is my fault. Kids are stupid.

NOTE: This book won't always have the best grammar. That's on purpose. It's used for comedic effect, and if it isn't funny, then... you'll have to deal with it.

The Absolute Guide to NOT Talking to Girls!

This is NON-CANON to the actual story! You don't have to read this. This is mostly not important stuff that you don't have to read. These chapters are made purely for my fun, and for yours too. It's just funny, dumb stuff in these chapters- maybe even more than the regular books. Hmm.

This is definitely not your basic love story. It doesn't even have an ending sometimes, and when it does, it doesn't end with a 'happily ever after'. Sorry. Another thing is how this is a book about kids and teenagers and their childish romances, so if this story gets cringey and hard to read, it's not my fault. Well, it is, but not all of it is my fault. Kids are stupid.

NOTE: This book won't always have good grammar. Don't worry, that's on purpose. It's used for comedic effect, so if it isn't funny to you... deal with it.

The Absolute Guide to NOT Talking to Girls!

This first book is the start to a boy’s new love life and the start to him learning the ways he's not supposed to talk to girls.

This is definitely not your basic love story. It doesn't even have an ending sometimes, and when it does, it doesn't end with a 'happily ever after'. Sorry. Another thing is how this is a book about kids and their childish romances, so if this story gets hard to read, it's not my fault. Kids are stupid.

NOTE: This book won't always have good grammar. Don’t worry, that’s on purpose. It's used for comedic effect, so if it isn't funny to you... deal with it.