第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGzmFGN0mY
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflQhdDdIPp
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjeJVjnavl
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeQ6SGw6iX
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQFPbWvrkP
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WvLgmmLbN
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyidKtw3opY
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr57bI1USf
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP40bEpH9DI
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkPEWWDBD2
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DP1koBBcG
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFu0WRvo2P
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCnuNrkFwt
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2pdVSvOD1
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p2s7XveqN
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISUKopfYme
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQWCJWQgcY
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXQ6Eoivys
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CONeupFsP
至於佢自己本人就…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoHcm98iOZ
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuRKKdzXOy
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDqfFe1SS3
好似蓄勢待發咁…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpVrtqhPDh
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnM8l7zNlAN
「好！」光管陳回應。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7DYh4x80s
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAjj8euRQ9
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51xAyFLuW2
「慳D啦你！」我講。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9l43mIhmY
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE46rZeBBJM
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHvL6cflcl
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzydwC9Frj
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAdr4wCuQc
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Z3er08c1T
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cFAK0eBRW
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPO5gw0t87C
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2PlsHmL7D
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx4KsCDyxp
(攀 ~！)727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEHBm3khr4
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjOEu0lsn9
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY85xKIYZnh
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEzRJTObxH
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8P7nXvbgk
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSNP5ul2TJ
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ47YtcTfhc
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubLVQMFVRs
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdUjt13ZTL
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7PP20fQnm
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFatg82nb0F
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kyf4gikAl
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31z6kWyzrM
「九曲追魂劍！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0GKuHgwIg
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6eRjYYJ3R
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWnPgywUDP
「我閃！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zbzTGSBY6
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZsX8uAwWq
「我避！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmcuODF8pW
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDcP6WE0eG
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcwZwhH6sA
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBdinRKIAL
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdDpr1X59L
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5h4g3scy6V
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLQNesEB8j
「我再閃！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvqb6VDwzp
「我再避！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMK37Pwq9kF
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PkSUty7Fi
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDofptJ0hf1
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zxQWgkC5O
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iefzXErTK
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgC7lDJ52AV
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcpHfqoeb9
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYm8JBWLUb
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm26mEnI1Qy
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIY3zQfnaS
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2ps1Z3jSH
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYkK1giYM5
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡut0kaTSPr3
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0vQHEytte
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqauVEDZUS
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrWX2KdKBH
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvPIWxp1Cw
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjxS8a6XLa
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFi8G1VZvi
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFWcdD3yMV
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaZrvMf3LC
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf7Z1Gw0ad
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmZKCzc8RX
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3wyU7xfvL
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcb8pG36dr
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHU6sEQzPt
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7grg8HiqqZ
(待續)727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8O48Z5RJj3
下集預告︰727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5jRXCJvOw
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5BFvIQQeZ
註解︰727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIfwLpraQD
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc30z25xuh0
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrSB2gpBs1
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJPmf6phuu
