第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kbkOpzarb
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYm5S3H07m
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiTI0Hahar
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmckUyJiNZx
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4Lu1ZZ39g
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kLfzEnGMD
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFh7ShFfXyx
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oYcYW42IV
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3ZPeQ2s7F
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNldHxVPkA
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztcA5fVU1U
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThs50CXxj4
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KCuQNFx6a
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7RQUPYY3s
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5L92rNaWR
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNxBnB40ct
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnBNvpFrZ5
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8HxuYmHGA
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqUYkAUpcR
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OC7PpTnPZ
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnY9VKEBNpm
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH5WNMdhcb
………839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohjMUzeBc8
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKNmUqA5Er
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wWYqIR5ch
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQh1fQLW7QE
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrifb7LTXH
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrXVPoNhvo
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAOpid0wBO
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIZBBz1rea
…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnhtrVbXrp
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zhK9Ia2iP
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXhYqUNG0a
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHv9x8AFWO
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ko11sWlMp
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71pMLWcz9A
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqjQfUswaF
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdk9tp0szoS
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsymAT90mCk
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOMPkglgod
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRo47SNpzuf
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJvJ3W3cUE
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6obyEYcRho
……839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDmflltShq
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLoFttSFR8
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4NNbT2Tl1
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDojNbxDyH
………839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXdfNUFEYg
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZld262yq7
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxFf04dL4p
…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmVlZOBBnO
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWlrhohzlk
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDDzTQIa5f
妖魔鬼怪啊！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2Hqwvn6VT
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvMTUFaHQT
感覺的確好奇異。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2Dpz8OKzK
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsA7EteNanj
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezC4X2f3wF
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLvaQNeOoA
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLElQCRTZ9C
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfWEdiaq0d
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtXhdMdsht
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡut0f8Pk7xy
(啪~！)839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfBMVX9sCD
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgT65kq7St
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqcRoz1YW2
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6GdgmNVPU
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpytWDURWH1
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3pEnf7RdN
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDX1Ohc3ohb
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoeQkzPkHs
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUs8V1woM6
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk2FTVVzZH
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSYCNQH8J2
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1CqcQAtVm
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtr7jjEBVoG
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZyYA2ULrF
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTPrAvPJC5
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEAAJJRXpf
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcei7xXyCXP
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbqnyNVskG
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0FgtnsvWT
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVVXjIepum
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0hMnKX1T8
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7zkUlWsz9
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7uA4qGSvf
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHrHBRl6g0
我哋就得返兩個。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvd71umGYa7
「結好網喇！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkHmiGBhsP
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7p2QR343wE
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBDrap57ml
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjnSBgrasK
(待續)839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oelpfD27y
下集預告︰839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nqkZaTIYs
巨型白獅！？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc4gb2AGQk
