第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEodw1JM1L
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFu46yPXyE2
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhaCXbCV7p
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFknLASe8H
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkocWjIyyRl
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtPYDCozRk
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0TgmTZEqo
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaex0Fi8zBs
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSykm0x6FwV
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizt0ZPHwZX
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQMiYqBlRc
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrVAGX2cF3
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KhorK6nWh
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjTdMikC9f
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ287IJwS9A3
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfobPlpsIXa
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKruKtfCbP5
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKy5MUoa0f
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduWBOxSErI
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzEYVD9w98
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgO6ABxN5du
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4P1Hxkqp0z
………787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZlJI5Re8M
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzH2VAElTe
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDir1hVKsq
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6QjC7uGww
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7jiPgBsx1
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxdnhCMjHK
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIumfhrYPRn
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCImADHKVR
…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuo1WqZVAn
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUDz3zEtaO
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmjBnN2fNw
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpzQaP5Qt3
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyhs5917jf
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5syXRaP9PR
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1sLzwXkWr
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Q0ICs08SP
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW7Di4Vojk
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFhIt0vFJk
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb48k0ofqUn
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEKeiPqb88
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRNIp9LUoD
……787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9l0ZOpbuUb
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE0d52Pokn
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdx2mLlz4Z6
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrJekZjyLO
………787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8H4AMs25j
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbl3Hys0jFz
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh32p1Docgn
…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvSBK1TVe1
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aa2hxWcdy
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HhbUMXfrg
妖魔鬼怪啊！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHr80er8vju
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYdQ15IJkc
感覺的確好奇異。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0cz83rwTS
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMyOHSOZLY
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTa0BESWTz
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbLrgiL2wE
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY4OWKQuct
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMcPX9PBdM
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJK2MoB686s
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2W6bKqNFZ
(啪~！)787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZzasiv5cO
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZIwU5US5B
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUmrU4HrCD
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKP7qfPi0u
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡde8n94QPA4
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4P8AEOxCVr
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlYEhxFtkS
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcSortnCro
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdp1L1LcZg
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSEgTq8216
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU0NHIEAIX
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOf2tZG3aC
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydNk0gMnSW
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ067rXOJhq
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEZvlyO4Q0
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7sfOjlqJa
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJnaTbNRFM
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIl76INryJx
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrVwCTxZS1
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0wnFUClNq
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxak9U7qfxT
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcOIbsbVOB
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvyLLmBars
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNc355pCtg
我哋就得返兩個。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumniTzSM1p
「結好網喇！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDgoverdHc
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJNvMs2Qj0
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQYgHiGEpt
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtvTNCfzu0
(待續)787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbeVCVFrIG
下集預告︰787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraWSW8CFXi
巨型白獅！？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80Z2jmoFgg
