第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlX9XCyjsA
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmyUTaZXPj
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CsnoobCut
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDMtC9a7Ym
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYCNh3KqdT
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLhKOCAnql
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROHRuY21mk
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0koF5dPge
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIA1pAqmpTA
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYPhDLudjI
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m6RPpSQhg
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRbwWPDNKk
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu17b2Ivxi
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8fqdle2gb
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxnMyqvgqc
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWrn6ILeoP
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPf2s5CDuo
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeSGUylpN2
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywNXA1TcgR
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJ4x5Hjqz5
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYt5Klczej
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUGeDochsx
………835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzUwlwgjPQ
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IJfifWKAA
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWxvJsjqJ7
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKhEy5tDfk
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdPxP4PhaR
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwyN9Hvelp
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD48Xv3DDVN
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKT7a4xqFP
…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDV23PHhEDK
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCHt2PaAec
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGGoXd6dHU
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFolBzzO7q4
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MixibHlDV
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdyNitt1pt
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1eMr5YjbH
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoygHfjX5e
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEF2Z2g3kC
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvJWLPLFxv
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkZYyW2dyE
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhSystC2we
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X0UEF2til
……835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiRl4iUoJY
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CU1LfzyDb
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsdW67pGax
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykrDnB2DFH
………835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjzsAUg0C1
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOd7qwVtzB
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDsfwBtb60
…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMW2nADD9wD
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPPC2Ro6Hn
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8BuOtXxF7
妖魔鬼怪啊！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aZNk4nxkf
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZe5PBZRTl
感覺的確好奇異。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6M1hh3TxN
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5e0cbWjsws
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduBwb0cq6N
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumvO84ygjT
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfST9WaTQo
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xrmCgZWyP
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUx8FwzV2I7
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0h0RVNH7Xo
(啪~！)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ651Nh89SdT
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVISrcQpqI
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPm5AcnBjV
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtAlfcJH1S
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc36cLsE0s
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgYv83E2LG
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijKe0xarkx
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRJ5LklpJh
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmpWX0sh9J
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggycbxOnIu
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6NV3MqV5I
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpAwFg3Ypa
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADRW6LkgP9
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLASOO6zPmW
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQsaZX0R1H
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQLfXxD5gD
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3mNBFuYWh
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWdHnshs4e
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiDqhJL4k9
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm25hOk60z7
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTNvei9jJs
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWpFnUgUEs
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSLM5hfpzc
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3exsTFnsx
我哋就得返兩個。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOlC614sez
「結好網喇！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoTnsewue6
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkwjnEmjKs
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ4AK6byvX
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sofWIlPOm
(待續)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2iuuGt0yY
下集預告︰835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBjgxTzYz4
巨型白獅！？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsIa3gmifq
