第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x9mANpMtf
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEie2HUGQk
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTHeKx3ljU
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68BP0dx8ze
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我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZgfAw5Bzj
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7m3gczD57w
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oEi2XYK7c
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACkQNHuITq
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdk42eVg1S0
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuj4sPhtsBq
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcd7M1O0IJ5
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvhgAXqz8I
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapZDDPpeEg
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAulufUfzFq
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAGkwMO1oh
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfydMFkmwj
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDr6l07sW9y
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopurXC5kG2
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJK1y1Aq6N
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UzGIakuy3
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKY9PAKAqY
「你又識咩？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiOTvVnJgI
「唔識。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7DmRa0TEV
「哈哈哈！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2aU7AM8DE
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogxMlC0jNj
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkOwf41K6N
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbOMkEn0oV
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEmkN7gsac
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLnQ9iz0Ly
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgy77dbs8fA
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYegKnA5oLG
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxA5RUVTkKX
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGsEr9ETyX
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuclktuZ2m9
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mIjI3nUNW
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60jCo8Tvcl
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTG1OrNDnk
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKUmJjmYVf
「阿公！？阿公！？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgG3jK7hCjC
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkptc1i6ZL
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUot2ryKQJa
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgVyx2TItH
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9WPuRRv8Q
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxIp8GCFwm
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEciQoLJQ3
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKp9zSp7uT
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGEqQjOlN3
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GRfZj5cHK
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjaorUoml7
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe38YLseDPA
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCuUWck5rb
「哇丫！哇丫！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76NFVnnOwM
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuuztLV6br
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiEudVbNt8
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BSTKBVpnb
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwxNV5xBWb
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL7RKYIQX5
場面怪異中帶D寒意…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37WzhoBA33
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtfcrkKv4w
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡko9sekjzto
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJpx4K8Bkf
「停止呼吸！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSadElyEApg
「扮同類啦！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZL3QZYc0U
「仲講，走啦！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv85zXeKja
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFr337j4A4
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qMvay35Aw
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgfJ9XtaRf
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEyEpWD0p0
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNABoNVt9F1
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoeI6bQYgy
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQCeRE2pG1
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGS7QzFPe7
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡervZGBj4lJ
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeOKEZ8QpX
(呯嘭~！)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRITuqgLW7N
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLSDJbUWNC
我頂！864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7eQqzl1f4
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5EVuDdDAR
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVw31LYjnF
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHIR5BFUJd
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiLWvoV4NZ
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaot5i8qhDv
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoG4CJkp9EX
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdCxTmcDLN
「鳳凰擺架！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnl19hbsaF
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVruLqMOLsc
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpTf4HUDkR
「大波翻雲破！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqq4sN7m9a
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqAxbf8xJl
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITY9KNSmUZ
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3n6gVpVRvy
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBV1E2AQYj
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFQIEn4R4D
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgr2EB2qrz2
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4L0apv0Hz
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6eWmfA379
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Hw0B3rLOV
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsdB5zYlh4
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmhrbi8QDT
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfvO2RZqjS
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNcX6efKW3
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqprlwVnjW
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9mutXGQzq
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLPKqeSntr
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5ZIdkGASt
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8psTc1I8nK
「判官？」我問。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5C1f9a9xN
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FLgv8Ar7I
(待續)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MA1aHK8WC
下集預告︰864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZlFeFXrZ7
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBn9vOAUiN8
