第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyheXRP0eI
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzrrghjhAX
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs9sJkodt2
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCDZ108Whb
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIxALg780W
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSYr027ue3
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CIBr7CRWq
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiRLEYc9d6
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHek4zFKj2E
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnleLaA4E3
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPPKW4j60R
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Hr31fwli2
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyLdrH94T5
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25HA8H0t3c
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOMmoFQo67
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYWpIgomXC
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfx2jQP4CQ
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbLmIyesQg
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwClu3u0CR0
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOdkiAKQie
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexr1F2fy9i
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdCtS08I93
「你又識咩？」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSYipGdVE0
「唔識。」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhdOC3zyIv
「哈哈哈！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6Ffg6Y6N0
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGLQ7y5EVs
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBm17HUHQPj
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswJT9ZmHlD
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuImAG7yd0b
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKx7zYjQ7S5
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXq1bI2nBF0
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8nyx7UFN4
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVIYxqUYxW
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb7y4X9T5N
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbFp5AJyAj
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEyKV8TZ4y
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsvrPk09Tz
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDX6sw2811
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPau7ub6uYC
「阿公！？阿公！？」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3TJsvipmT
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8nMzKZ8Zz
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFeJzPMVZW
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedq7RzQSkl
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicDO2XTPX9
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWV86gqSf0
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUh1Ab8nTI
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡel84oCmb4H
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKyvm8gjdu
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9s0Lxbbzt
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOev5PT5A6
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrBHP9tNUe
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWcD7lvaph
「哇丫！哇丫！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDqpNuNoWh
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCtJt4saHf
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj9bS1ZD3U
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCP5M32T3e
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryud3BP0IX
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdp9kvSWLjR
場面怪異中帶D寒意…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1U6BNiOlPr
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQbgVlKwSL
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PVlaNmQC6
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPOl69VM8T
「停止呼吸！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvihdDD8WV
「扮同類啦！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3UsmkSKKr
「仲講，走啦！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI59OXdEPQM
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrmyAgk525
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V7I9IKS7L
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc51T2M7WY
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfILd7Ee0A
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58KRZOd4Zd
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGetVDWzuu
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOXHFueJqI
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3Icj0Lamk
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRT59iH2z5
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDEReGgsaF
(呯嘭~！)921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZBz2pJg0Y
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZRzfZFuue
我頂！921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHlDVa0qNE
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRhsx55D9Q
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YhDsIXK5o
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaENynlqMF
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlBSfakhlO
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ejHItYvHy
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDAJw8w7QZ
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFjn5Z4Bff
「鳳凰擺架！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0kBdtje20
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6epPEMUwM3
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHV4RNUygX
「大波翻雲破！」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhseOXXRJL
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡql46yooZ9F
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3A0hxiQ6lH
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY7dTu2XIV
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzDoI5ufea
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaY3aOXl7cT
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpr9SvJ5iOR
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYHhUnYunF
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ETqhYlss8
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMxTbytLRm
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcFZIiKYrc
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46OMtUKOlL
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAY2HkRoBF
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d52jJ0QiX
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGJ0g0oArA
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Et3zHcLyt
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFTMkIlbCz
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQm72DrbmH
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MX3CiYJSS
「判官？」我問。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStSQwNPKed
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVxWrpJfxJ
(待續)921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oIpqJxBWT
下集預告︰921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37G3TBq2nO
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」921Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzejcW68COa
