第086集 ~ 明︰佢係邊個啊？佢係…井底之龜！？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujjjJ8WBbs
你哋就好啦，咁人齊咁開心，我都想小倩而家喺我身邊…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuddKqrCCRH
呸呸呸，我喺佢身邊好D，唔係咪一齊喺井底等死。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuECAm6qQDO
「井底啤」你好喇吓，無端端喺水裡面隊對眼出嚟啤住我…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTg7eEhIyw
「我嚇大嫁！夠膽你就出嚟！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85Y2VMDhSy
(濮~~~~~~~~~！)806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE35AUxkfJD
井水一直向下流，「井底啤」個頭露咗出嚟之後，條頸一直伸長…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lgJ5LN6h1
我睇到擘大個口得個窿，心諗，使唔使咁長啊？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4yJboeEfz
「尼，斯，湖，水，怪，啊！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y5qM39uwX
佢啤住我一陣…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFM69cHDTLv
我唔啤返佢又驚俾佢一啖食咗都冇反應，但係又唔敢直視佢咁…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbqAwhoPYJ
「人類！？」佢開口講嘢。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4Lp1e1ez6
我唔應佢又唔係咁，應佢又好似挑佢機咁，還死掂死，答佢啦！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAJMmYc9ur
「係啊！吹咩！？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsq3cvJ2XMg
「哇，好似好耐冇見過人類喇！仲要咁串嘴！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusIr8Lc6lU
佢嘅笑容就好似好耐冇食過人類咁，我唯有試吓我唯一識嘅嘢啦…唉…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId3lXiyfiy
「隱身咒。」佢咁大隻，「九字護身咒」都冇用啦。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYzaObw2ZD
「哈哈哈哈哈，而家D人類咁攪笑嘅，唔係以為咁樣篤一篤就可以隱身呀！？笑死我喇！哈哈哈哈哈！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKuy9VATPQ
唔通…佢唔係妖怪！？但係…佢擺明就係妖怪！佢咁笑我，攪到我火火地添…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDsenp1nOK
「有乜好笑啫，信唔信我打爆你個龜頭丫嗱！？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iesqzcuRZ
「你果然唔係普通人，連我係龜你都知，冇錯，我就係「井底之龜」！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5as2QbDU3C
「咩話！？「井底之龜」！？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eVvjgsvWD
佢及咗吓頭，我咪再講囉…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yToWS5ao2
「唔好話我聽你同「井底之蛙」有關繫啊？仲有，乜龜有咁長條頸嫁咩？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDw2quqGOti
「我叫「十里洋腸」，外國進口日本，當興奮嘅時候，條頸就會變長變硬。至於名震井底嘅「井底之蛙」，你果然唔係等閒之輩，好話喇，「井底之蛙」就係我師父。」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2Mhy4WQ7G
我真係完全唔明白點解佢仲可以講到自己咁威咁，但係佢冇食我…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSMMZymBir
似乎我仲有生存空間，唯有敷衍吓佢…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokXJ4X7S9F
「冇錯！我就係你師父「井底之蛙」嘅朋友，住喺井上面嘅「井上雄彥」！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKp0Kdnljbu
「原來你就係「井上雄彥」先生？我仰慕咗你好耐喇！你套「男兒當入樽」我真係返睇再返睇，請問幾時有結局呢？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYeSs6Ba3Y
咦，係時候打蛇隨棍上喇噃！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2HtGxZ2nq
「我其實已經寫緊，但係奈何我而家喺呢度，又點寫呢？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYKBkhqZVs
「你講俾我聽咪得囉！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng8RXiX3LI
「你係咪睇漫畫嫁？咁嘅嘢你都講得出嘅？你簡直侮辱咗漫畫，快D帶我離開呢度！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDHBKmkZ70
「離開呢度！？井上先生，唔好意思，我自己都做唔到啊！不過…」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81HdAjqw9m
「不過咩啊？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPFOjtBLze
「我有紙筆墨硯，不如你喺度畫丫！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxSXNZ8e7C
我第一時間有D無奈，再而有D火滾，再而…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Bjh8Q3ARO
咦，有紙筆墨硯！？雖然離開唔到井底，但係…唔通佢可以帶我去另一個空間？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqUgpABe9L
「咁就快D攞出嚟啦！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX3eJNDIyo
「喺我個胃度！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvQBCQfjNV
「我真係…」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoj2ZZhOeQ
好想小佢媽媽個那星，不過都係算啦，怪物個媽媽都唔係好嘢…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4GWzWoaiO
「我淨係想離開呢度，慢慢畫我嘅漫畫咋…」我真係當咗自己係「井上雄彥」添。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxTKJhbm5a
「離開到呢度嘅…淨係得我師父「井底之蛙」咋，不過…丫！佢有將佢畢身絕學寫咗喺井底。」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUgGvxVraR
「井底！？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k6bHdXcHp
「你跟我去丫！跳入我個口度丫！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEnq1UM9F4
點解咁似「警訊」D騙案嘅！？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3q5coM2K5
不過講真，如果佢係要食我，我一早都俾佢食咗啦，姑且信佢啦！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqBe5UOYWo
所以我就先同小倩同阿公佢哋講聲…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQG4Psfg86c
「小倩，阿公，我跟隻…朋友去搵方法離開呢度，唔知幾耐先返，你哋要等我呀！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxS0JtGQ9c
「咩話？聽唔清楚你講咩啊！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRP69uTwyj
「你去死啦！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUq40uQZcA
「我咪死咗囉！我問你頭先講咩啊？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kl1mcZskr
我完全唔想再理「阿公」佢，所以即刻就揚手…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuUbyqI0iS
叫「十里洋腸」個頭落嚟，等我走入去佢個口度先…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcY4gtNeB0g
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入到去…又唔係好恐佈噃，但係…我見到佢身體裡面D嘢，真係…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDONvLQkO8U
想喊出嚟，唔係講笑嫁，係因為佢身體裡面好多損傷…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZ5RfEUZX6
都係由呢度雜物做成，而且…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT154LSIoY
明顯呢D雜物都係井上面嘅人揼落嚟，可想而知…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOEQc8a7jJ
佢就係靠食呢D垃圾為生，所以…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpVEnaP0qS
「我…「井上雄彥」向天發誓，如果我可以離開到呢個井，我一定會報答「十里洋腸」！最少，帶佢食返餐好嘅！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jETCYE7H1
(洪~~~~~~~~~！)806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKFFTFV8Ns
「乜事啊？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S1CzOlr5L
「死喇！井上先生，你講嘢太感動喇，我唔小心吞咗啖水啊！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjfBYIOpHf
「吓！哇丫！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6YK86PQTm
………806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvfN2zyBos
我一擘大返眼就喺…呢度邊度嚟嫁？似乎過咗一段時間，而我旁邊…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapzMLILbY5
「十里洋腸！？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfKxk11w3B
「係啊！井上先生！你醒返就好喇！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEM04E09qvT
「點解…你咁細隻嘅？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrHNO1Na9Y
「多謝你啊！頭先你感動咗我，我一喊，整到我塞咗幾十年嘅便便都屙晒出嚟啊，而家身材都靚返晒喇！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YYwCh0oQ3
佢咁講，我淨係諗到…佢連我都屙埋出嚟，我真係…想收返之前所發嘅誓。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdraO3ONCY
佢而家係一隻同我身型差唔多大嘅烏龜，咦，好似形容得有D蠢添。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOui6OiIGc
至於呢度…井水喺上面浮吓浮吓咁，竟然冇跌落嚟…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZizVEbjR6
呢度空間唔算太大，但係夠晒開PARTY…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzIMmFvghG
上面嘅井水清澈發亮，呢度真係靚得有D過份…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1y1g0W3eje
我心諗，呢度邊個整出嚟嫁呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1TATkgkkw
仲有，「井底之蛙」其實會唔會都係人呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtHYaZysiS
「離開井底嘅方法就喺呢度！」「洋腸」突然咁講。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gRK6vPiR1
「呢度！？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnmXzoFH9i
我衝去「洋腸」旁邊一睇…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEsQfoST2l
「洋腸，你又玩我喇！日文嚟嘅？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSw32LfB33
「井上先生唔係日本人咩？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavncRWwUM7
我差D就穿煲…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4fM30vAg9
「其實…我係唔識字嫁，唔係使乜畫公仔丫，不如，你解釋我聽丫！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfRDGXIBfJ
「井上先生，我同你實在太夾喇，我就係因為唔識字，所以咁多年嚟都學唔識，離開唔到呢度…」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijKxDzGr1i
呢一刻，我嘅夢想又幻滅喇，究竟…我可以點樣先離開到呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpu0wgIXRIR
定係…我要喺度死呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGv26netZ8l
「其實…呢度有D圖畫嘅，但係我參唔透。」「洋腸」行咗去另一邊再講。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAw6LaVTXa7
我再行上前一睇…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtW209tLDM
我終於確定「井底之蛙」真係青蛙，邊有人仲咁得閒玩呢樣嘢丫！？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4r7qasqh0
「呢D係…青蛙青蛙跳！？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN1v7g2QPT
十幾個圖案都係兩隻手對戰咁，趴喺度舉起一隻手指…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPj5gIwq8aa
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之後，我喺度搵勻晒都冇再搵到其他嘢，而「洋腸」佢又一直喺度話「井底之蛙」就係用呢D嘢，之後跳跳跳跳跳咁就跳咗出井。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9ztkrzcEu
「係呢，洋腸，你話佢係你師父，點解佢唔帶你走啊？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGTYRdR610
「其實…其實…其實我都唔知點解，我真係好仰慕佢，佢又真係好厲害嫁，但係…我用我之前嘅身體，將佢送到最高點，佢再用呢幾招跳上去，之後…我就再冇見過佢喇，我有懷疑過…佢究竟係咪呃我，但係…」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ySGsih6j6
喺呢一刻，我覺得佢好似之前嘅我，所以我拍一拍佢個龜頭…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhFJgp0yNE
「你要信佢啊！你同佢一齊經歷過嘅所有嘢唔會係假，只要你信，力量就會嚟嫁喇。你亦都要相信，我哋係可以離開呢度嘅，知道嗎？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydC3X79Ybc
「知道！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWpXNbE3WI
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我哋暫時冇再諗到其他辦法，所以就試吓跟住D圖案做…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbanrVFh82g
我兩隻手，兩隻腳，甚至全身，再同「洋腸」佢一齊對住做…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNm1mCwZan
做做吓，我仲試吓同佢玩吓「青蛙青蛙跳」…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoWJQgav28
好奇怪，以前淨係會用手玩，或者最多都係用身體玩，但係原來全身一齊玩…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXduKvEM6J6
即係例如同時舉起右手﹑無名指同第四隻腳趾…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mmMf7AciZ
成個身體會變得好熱咁，我同「洋腸」就係咁，一直一齊玩…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zPbs5AZRF
玩到攰，坐咗喺地度傻笑…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNmWQNZKJo
「哈哈哈哈哈！」總算係苦中作樂丫。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhex8S05MOk
之後，我雙手噤地起身，突然…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9vCsivS34
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBwnnbWYCz
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我一推個地下，就成個人飛起咗，仲撞咗上頂，跌返落地…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i2gMeGZNB
攪到我幾鬼死痛啊！但係…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnSNxO8gqq
咦，點解…我個人咁輕嘅？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbcSbRLFNU
我望望自己雙手，再望望自己雙腳，再試吓一吓跳起…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOuoVDllHu
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJU25ZUshHf
咦，得噃！我好似成個輕到識飛咁。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeasb2zLFLD
「喂，洋腸你起身都試吓丫！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQN7B1IlQuy
「試吓好似你咁，躂到攤攤腰呀？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmDV0KarpZ
「唔係啊，試吓係咪成個人輕晒？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxnU3v5ukG
之後，我同佢都証明咗呢招係得嫁，似乎呢招可以幫我哋離開呢度啊！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUGwXfkKRH
(待續)806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2PbS4WWI9
下集預告︰806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYi3JePj21k
「天，馬，行，空！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyh4nByFur2
