第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsfhhvxfy9
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKTvLDQqCV
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeWOXpG8s7
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3nV0Glomb
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTenJHkIbc
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaOIP87tNF
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvNyoWIsQ6
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglGZ03BBww
但係原來…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvDbYQ8YPN
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RCKjAtGEP
不過…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYLnGvqP3w
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPgfNJJZX1
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYDvcewamx
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fwLSLx0Ri
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuW5p0ehZc
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbShoH34a9R
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfW7cDQswE
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgwMvsAuP5
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDidbr5t4J
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRu9SO4yyl
「毒河水炮！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHMQbCTA9a
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCgLGNdRCk
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIiazBkg5o
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFvOMNsMQJ
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6paTaaR7c
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3fMKenjeT
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8j40POb42D
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NRMYirS6Q
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nYnVUcbgU
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHmxm5gxKH
「衰仔，重色輕我。」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7xyTk2cRY
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsx7qTwpxpA
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWB01mHJtb
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oV0mTTQws
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcY7o0vxiNw
總算頂得住…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7T3NFPlE2
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9p3qAIWin
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhgjQBBQdR
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5zBmRCQrS
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7y65CjH80L
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobbAjQDueo
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpkZvQ0j97
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfdZYfbgV3
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWjTuJ4jFO
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZI3dkmLCX
「冥河鬼爪~！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NlLtozX5b
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8fYhS7TRf
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt16QeI3pnA
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvddU2mZGb
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2RrxK9CGA
之後佢雙手合拾…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LKTJWKZfq
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3jKpTj28a
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY5hb4iGAs
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71SjvvcvJH
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46bnfE2FPs
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvAygV8ihK
…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiFWRcNCOP
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOu3ij4yUf
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz1wPbYOXP
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuQQiuNcby
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9XUvgSDgy
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFmJqthyLO
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xuRnzCPJy
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbxjYxiZLT
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWcI9WP1Jf
攪到呢招成個食物咁。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBX2KvofEW
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lX7NWJPRM
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6z4Br3tuom
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwipz5Kc04m
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G6I7iACfD
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLh4VjvZMZt
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCBPvyAjex
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41BGZ6mbL2
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7LpJRHDlg
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUJZHGLr4D
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8py0cPvVZn
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTvRrHbkEy
「好！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL48wlujci
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSYxVIHF4J
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcQyP4GVRm
我想回應佢，但係突然…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuBGi7mfH9
「哇~丫~！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU92TY94lb
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQPu3VMadW
吞咗「春麗」！？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrnLSIBb9b
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd23ie47S4j
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMdYqiB3sn
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2xSRZy8ua
…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaLKBf0Pko
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9z1MNkzBY
「哇~丫~！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡti1O7szig9
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNc9l24czcY
嚇到跌咗入井…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuq8tB3BAjl
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedeH2d8PYc
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofdOFlRGGE
(噗~！)687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HKIsc0Ru6
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhSZQikmoM
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8EOv2nmaC
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzx79oMd0n
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQWIw1rIHS
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptOQpBmVkA
過咗一陣…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JTuFsXUMp
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaO7kvRmKgb
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkF8uUAXRL
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6bh3ngv5h
我真係俾佢激到想死！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyGGucGFpU
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmbTnQHQTu
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB8ON6SdPK
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2FL8T5WnV
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXngnNy0p5
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBB8PhLw19
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KiidI735K
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvLaOpiRwa
我連繩頭都見唔到。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCyPbOAJYQ
「駁！長！D！啦！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFiPSemXty
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFYRWKsNGf
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROrYM1cAgp
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvBJpQ0k28
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdmQdEaQMt
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBXgZHGPAj
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcKH0gyEZr
「你踩完未啊？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDDW7XpnNq
我…踩完未？唔通…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iJF4tblUv
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedBLeBACwU
(待續)687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RsAM6E3IX
下集預告︰687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDFKjfx9sp
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mwWyQXPpi
註解︰687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tRc6qR8q7
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw94ydRTPsY
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNcNeJrb2O
