第056集 ~ 明︰肥咩僧丫，我叫佢「肥龍」，睇嚟佢有D料噃！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBxLqZpeeB
其實阿輝佢講得啱，我係真係好緊張…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHo3adB8jv6
我亦好擔心自己唔可以同小倩佢結婚生仔，畢竟就算係國家大事呢D嘢，都唔及得兒女私情咁重要丫嘛…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVvbVt2JSQ
不過…我更擔心嘅係…我就連孝順父母嘅時間都唔會再有…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡery78aoAqO
(睇你個樣唔似咁孝順噃！)912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6eKkihFG1
阿爸佢讀書唔多，成世人最叻嘅就係學李小龍咁，功夫佢就學唔到，淨係學咗一句說話…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3ZRSi7zhS
仲成日掛喺口邊，「我讀得書少，你唔好蝦我」。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVXn1wYR9y
佢細細個就要出嚟做嘢， 打工賺錢養家，靠住自己一雙手，每日勞力工作…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1g0XUUEauK
辛辛苦苦先養得起呢頭家，將最好嘅都俾晒屋企人，自己就連衫褲都唔買多件…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbuDwb8pHK
咁多年辛苦嘅工作，換來嘅係一副五勞七傷嘅身體，成日話腰骨痛，手腳痛咁，叫人點樣唔擔心丫？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqlcN89Yx3
阿媽佢生咗我之後，百病纏身，又糖尿病，又偏頭痛，試過出去做嘢賺錢…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJeWuLLOfM
但係亦試過做做吓嘢累低咗，屋企人都擔心佢多過自己，而家仲…(抹抹眼淚)…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRIviUtX1I
算喇，喜劇嚟家嘛，唔諗負面嘢喇，為咗佢哋，我一定要生存落去！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfxP0tYzZT
我唔會再令佢哋擔心我，傷心嘅嘢就同眼淚一齊留返喺個心裡面啦，正所謂歌都有得唱啦—男人仆街讓女人流淚丫嘛！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsONB8WIE8
所以我一定唔會仆街嘅，亦唔要阿媽因為我而流淚！我會繼續以樂天嘅態度去過我嘅人生！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUj7fgla0c
講返「酒乜吞童子」先，呢邊總算已經攪掂，之後我哋好快就搭車返晒去酒店，大家都各自返到自己房。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbh1wQOxZR8
我見自己返酒店途中諗得太多唔開心嘢，唔想自己鬱埋鬱埋，所以想搵個人分擔一吓…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgY5tZvjlv
我本來係想搵阿輝佢哋三個傾吓心事嫁，但係…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4z27UvObAH
一來，麻甩佬有D嘢好難開口嘅…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IvAbTlobR
二來，阿輝唔知去咗邊，「喪狗」就去咗溫女，「大袋」又去咗爆石，所以…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08CucBZRdR
我好自然就諗起另一個可以傾訴嘅對象，我女朋友，小倩！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6umKIQuE7i
我好厚面皮啊可？人哋都冇應承過做我女朋友就咁叫人哋，但係…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzbQJj1EDi
唔厚面皮，點追女仔啊？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g4vHGFzSb
我之後自己一個人離開咗酒店去搵小倩，行行吓見到個地鐵站口就落咗去，不過…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG9dRgeLfF
奇怪喇！呢個位原本唔係個地盤嚟嫁咩？不過算啦，都落咗去嚧，呢度人影都冇隻…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnybxewHgVd
人影都冇隻呢家嘢，就意味住冇人會查我，亦意味住我唔使俾錢搭車…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuZUSDbnnH
不過，其實係因為我得幾張大紙冇散紙啫，我都唔想嫁…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RUMrKNLPB
(扮咩嘢啫！搭霸王車就搭霸王車啦！枉我頭先仲俾你攪喊咗添！)912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCr5kY5YAc
係啊！我認啊！拉我丫笨！我就係咁，落咗月台…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdT8MvoehmZ
落到月台，我見到架車就開，咪即刻衝門囉，身為香港日日搭地鐵嘅一群，我點可以眼白白睇住架車走嫁，我「呵」一聲就跳咗上車。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bKuukUJxL
車門閂埋嗰一吓，一個人從罅隙攝入嚟，真係嚇鬼死我，點知…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntDqTudk6C
原來係阿輝。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbi696RaHBJ
「你做咩跟埋嚟啊？」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaNqZ695Xf
「我擔心你俾鬼迷啊！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDjSIFclOu
我之後將認識小倩嘅經過都講晒俾佢聽。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBmABIMje0
「咦，你阿公呢？」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbWlovV7F9
「佢話頭先打鬼打到攰，要返房睇睇「大電影」充充電喎。」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmevVcIM4pm
「咁你隻「戇居狗」呢？」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohlg2aMmDG
「人哋叫「居居」啊！佢話今日成日都冇玩過波波，要返去同阿妮玩喎。」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnmMHM4ke5
「嘩，果然識揀人玩！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSiyQdGJZ3
「唔好諗衰嘢啦！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuiiAH8Ed8
「咦！奇怪喇！點解仲唔開車嘅？」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHIxtexd7x
「有冇人啊！？有冇人啊！？」我睇住阿輝佢不斷咁大叫。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzom8Ojfop
我心諗，佢唔係覺得呢度有人識聽廣東話呀？我見佢係咁嗌，咪陪佢癲吓囉，跳起身就兜嘢拍落去個緊急安全制度，但係…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ovtb38zYh
換來嘅係…地震！？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vryyqqvwe
(龐龐，龐龐~！)912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqXuD8Ex4H
咩事啊！？黐線架！？日本D安全制咁唔安全嘅！噤個制啫！使唔使放隻「恐龍」衝過嚟啊？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpHOcwLBxs
唔好話俾我聽係佢係職員囉！個樣咁「親切有禮」就唔在講啦，一身麻衣木珠，仲要加個布袋…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAi5KuHUR1
如果佢出聲話自己係職員，我諗我真係要重新評估一吓日本人嘅品味囉…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AZ6Qziurh
見慣鬼怪嘅我哋，當然唔會俾佢嚇到淆底啦，嗱嗱聲就造好「九字護身法」！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXZNJoZqVV
冇錯！我已經識做晒「九字」，無他嘅，我驚「六字」頂唔住隻「肥龍」丫嘛…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14BhhVkLgD
佢衝到過嚟，竟然冇傷害我哋，反而「嘰呢咕嚕」一番(講日文)，我想問，我哋兩個邊忽似架仔呢？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8voNZEBn2
隻「肥龍」後面轟轟隆隆咁，好似有一大堆嘢衝緊埋嚟，但係俾佢個肥身阻住晒我視線，攪到我睇唔到…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNM0qWuLVi5
佢望一望後面，突然雙手運勁…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9eyVpgzCj
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼，啪啪~！)912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwsSPyjRcQ
佢雙手發出電光，「哈」一聲將兩個電光球掟出去，隨住佢稍為轉咗肥身，我見到電光球打向一大堆鬼怪…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWMDhG1Tc1
我驚又嚟唔切，讚又嚟唔切，連避都嚟唔切，「肥龍」另返轉頭就一手捉住咗我個頭，一手捉住阿輝個頭向另一邊跑去…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiWGXFkuZD
「喂！唔好捉頭得唔得啊？好很痛啊！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRpxFlRXwM
「個頭就嚟甩喇！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPgBxTub6g
死人「肥龍」仲要跑得超快，就連鬼怪都追唔到佢嘅速度，請問有冇當過我哋兩個係人啊，好很痛啊！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2i9S4SQCH
「姨！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3pjZYAt7B
你話死唔死丫？條頸俾佢整到連個「咦」字都變成「姨」音，我離遠見到一個老人，佢氣定神閒咁坐咗喺左邊手嘅長櫈中間…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9BKRnDywG
「肥龍」見到佢，立即衝上前就停低咗…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPhWRRvnJw
「嘩，我條頸啊！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4QDm4onrx
「肥龍」將我哋放低，而且好恭敬咁向呢個老人家行禮。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5zcor1Eb3
「咦！廣東話！？」老人家咁講，佢竟然識聽？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iFfoEfMSl
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」我答，我郁郁個頭，整整條頸，之後再問︰—912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYYaXiPZ8h
「咦，咁你又識講廣東話嘅？」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsILdMkNzxT
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」老人家串嘴回應，佢之後轉身就打落「肥龍」個頭度。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxEZ7fAIfS
「巴架耶魯！」老人家好惡咁鬧「肥龍」。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNxtUMv1WP
呢句我識聽啊！不過，之後佢都係嘰呢咕嚕。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡum2wOBdvMc
佢講完之後，「肥龍」就喺自己後面攞咗道白色嘅符隊咗入個口度吞咗，我好奇…我好好奇…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOJDVTuqMY
點解佢後面冇褲袋都可以攞到張白色紙出嚟嫁？究竟喺邊度攞出嚟嫁？我參透唔到啊！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr200lKoAIU
不過，你唔好理，食完白符之後，佢竟然識講廣東話，世事果然無奇不有！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVC3b49dISL
「你兩個做乜喺度嫁？你哋知唔知呢度係大蛇妖身體裡面？」「肥龍」咁問。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfzoSGkMTF
「大蛇妖身體裡面！？」我同阿輝一齊講。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiaYfOPJ95
我哋未得閒問個老人係邊個，因為D鬼怪都已經跟到上嚟喇！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPjZfcwHW1
「肥龍」突然蹬大對眼，另轉肥身，向住鬼怪，雙手做出…竟然…竟然…係呢個動作！？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgIPIMiC9o
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼啪啪，噼噼嚦嚦，啪啪啪啪~！)912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hmNjg8aTH
佢座低個身，雙手電光匯聚，之後身體隨住雙手另向一邊腰間，一個強大嘅電光球就喺佢腰間嘅呢雙手之中變得無比強大，電光噼嚦！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvynSIv6xP
說時遲，那時快，佢雙手已向鬼怪用力一伸，大叫︰—912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzdbQNpr1L
「紫，電，靈，丸！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYOSbn2heW
光球隨即射向鬼怪，唔係講笑，八千幾條閃電連住一個光球，配上車廂嘅狹窄空間，就好似幫架車清理腸胃一樣…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79B8O094XV
D鬼怪根本冇機會亦冇空間生存到，簡單嚟講，渣都冇得剩…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1P9fcY4yO
但係，我反而係想講嘅係…點解…點解啊？點解要係呢個名啊？我唔想啊！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYu84QCuRME
「我唔鐘意呢個名囉！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIcOJAs0Gr
阿輝佢竟然直斥其非，我除咗呆咗，就只能心裡面表示認同加一。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnQewmBirk
但係…「肥龍」佢…912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QzRkYtUI6
(待續)912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcRmpfNcz5
下集預告︰912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWtIOmfmsg
邪道外魔都企一邊~~~912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNtuWyEDY3
