第056集 ~ 明︰肥咩僧丫，我叫佢「肥龍」，睇嚟佢有D料噃！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzDhjHaEeZ
其實阿輝佢講得啱，我係真係好緊張…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzYmRUSiTH
我亦好擔心自己唔可以同小倩佢結婚生仔，畢竟就算係國家大事呢D嘢，都唔及得兒女私情咁重要丫嘛…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQjEFvt5KW
不過…我更擔心嘅係…我就連孝順父母嘅時間都唔會再有…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZUB0QwJi3
(睇你個樣唔似咁孝順噃！)870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwjnfvtXcq
阿爸佢讀書唔多，成世人最叻嘅就係學李小龍咁，功夫佢就學唔到，淨係學咗一句說話…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiylGFeY0E
仲成日掛喺口邊，「我讀得書少，你唔好蝦我」。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49x1kWr9pC
佢細細個就要出嚟做嘢， 打工賺錢養家，靠住自己一雙手，每日勞力工作…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcluwOv6Y7
辛辛苦苦先養得起呢頭家，將最好嘅都俾晒屋企人，自己就連衫褲都唔買多件…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZEZT516QX
咁多年辛苦嘅工作，換來嘅係一副五勞七傷嘅身體，成日話腰骨痛，手腳痛咁，叫人點樣唔擔心丫？870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDCdDZNyQl
阿媽佢生咗我之後，百病纏身，又糖尿病，又偏頭痛，試過出去做嘢賺錢…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtfM33930A
但係亦試過做做吓嘢累低咗，屋企人都擔心佢多過自己，而家仲…(抹抹眼淚)…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHWg8h9ugR
算喇，喜劇嚟家嘛，唔諗負面嘢喇，為咗佢哋，我一定要生存落去！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuKJF6RWWP
我唔會再令佢哋擔心我，傷心嘅嘢就同眼淚一齊留返喺個心裡面啦，正所謂歌都有得唱啦—男人仆街讓女人流淚丫嘛！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn12GMutcYN
所以我一定唔會仆街嘅，亦唔要阿媽因為我而流淚！我會繼續以樂天嘅態度去過我嘅人生！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aQiSUAfjz
講返「酒乜吞童子」先，呢邊總算已經攪掂，之後我哋好快就搭車返晒去酒店，大家都各自返到自己房。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1HsIyjyqJ
我見自己返酒店途中諗得太多唔開心嘢，唔想自己鬱埋鬱埋，所以想搵個人分擔一吓…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonSlQuhQx7
我本來係想搵阿輝佢哋三個傾吓心事嫁，但係…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7NUPVCapu
一來，麻甩佬有D嘢好難開口嘅…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRyVC03jUG
二來，阿輝唔知去咗邊，「喪狗」就去咗溫女，「大袋」又去咗爆石，所以…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX62fhSC6j
我好自然就諗起另一個可以傾訴嘅對象，我女朋友，小倩！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7pZMgoGoe
我好厚面皮啊可？人哋都冇應承過做我女朋友就咁叫人哋，但係…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSsx9ijK2I
唔厚面皮，點追女仔啊？870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQJSotczAT
我之後自己一個人離開咗酒店去搵小倩，行行吓見到個地鐵站口就落咗去，不過…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSvdmLlvt1
奇怪喇！呢個位原本唔係個地盤嚟嫁咩？不過算啦，都落咗去嚧，呢度人影都冇隻…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl18UKsFdOt
人影都冇隻呢家嘢，就意味住冇人會查我，亦意味住我唔使俾錢搭車…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoJKjoWgtb
不過，其實係因為我得幾張大紙冇散紙啫，我都唔想嫁…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvCh7DoS0c
(扮咩嘢啫！搭霸王車就搭霸王車啦！枉我頭先仲俾你攪喊咗添！)870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyraKBjUgHr
係啊！我認啊！拉我丫笨！我就係咁，落咗月台…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTPZCx3fsQ
落到月台，我見到架車就開，咪即刻衝門囉，身為香港日日搭地鐵嘅一群，我點可以眼白白睇住架車走嫁，我「呵」一聲就跳咗上車。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGd3ymPA1P
車門閂埋嗰一吓，一個人從罅隙攝入嚟，真係嚇鬼死我，點知…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGQMRBG1DQ
原來係阿輝。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJo9I4Ld3M
「你做咩跟埋嚟啊？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEWlqUmzXM
「我擔心你俾鬼迷啊！」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80KTPv279d
我之後將認識小倩嘅經過都講晒俾佢聽。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡej4cYwCT5p
「咦，你阿公呢？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU0XEH5NUj
「佢話頭先打鬼打到攰，要返房睇睇「大電影」充充電喎。」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bpUbg3Htc
「咁你隻「戇居狗」呢？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuuapvvOoK
「人哋叫「居居」啊！佢話今日成日都冇玩過波波，要返去同阿妮玩喎。」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6r9nwLWHxh
「嘩，果然識揀人玩！」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6929OG3eB
「唔好諗衰嘢啦！」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1mye0df7K
「咦！奇怪喇！點解仲唔開車嘅？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQcDfxucI1
「有冇人啊！？有冇人啊！？」我睇住阿輝佢不斷咁大叫。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdSiR1EkpJ
我心諗，佢唔係覺得呢度有人識聽廣東話呀？我見佢係咁嗌，咪陪佢癲吓囉，跳起身就兜嘢拍落去個緊急安全制度，但係…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05d6AR9aDA
換來嘅係…地震！？870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsHjcn1h6x
(龐龐，龐龐~！)870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK61sNWFg4C
咩事啊！？黐線架！？日本D安全制咁唔安全嘅！噤個制啫！使唔使放隻「恐龍」衝過嚟啊？870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbD1yL9Cns
唔好話俾我聽係佢係職員囉！個樣咁「親切有禮」就唔在講啦，一身麻衣木珠，仲要加個布袋…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMLN0kGv8L
如果佢出聲話自己係職員，我諗我真係要重新評估一吓日本人嘅品味囉…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAqMIvryCN
見慣鬼怪嘅我哋，當然唔會俾佢嚇到淆底啦，嗱嗱聲就造好「九字護身法」！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZCBrfbXkg
冇錯！我已經識做晒「九字」，無他嘅，我驚「六字」頂唔住隻「肥龍」丫嘛…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5W7m2anhyf
佢衝到過嚟，竟然冇傷害我哋，反而「嘰呢咕嚕」一番(講日文)，我想問，我哋兩個邊忽似架仔呢？870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58eAHuuzX9
隻「肥龍」後面轟轟隆隆咁，好似有一大堆嘢衝緊埋嚟，但係俾佢個肥身阻住晒我視線，攪到我睇唔到…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctuh7WY4jg
佢望一望後面，突然雙手運勁…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYVGsMsV2t
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼，啪啪~！)870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8bUpfhSKW
佢雙手發出電光，「哈」一聲將兩個電光球掟出去，隨住佢稍為轉咗肥身，我見到電光球打向一大堆鬼怪…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Uf29S0vhF
我驚又嚟唔切，讚又嚟唔切，連避都嚟唔切，「肥龍」另返轉頭就一手捉住咗我個頭，一手捉住阿輝個頭向另一邊跑去…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOBGYZ7Sca
「喂！唔好捉頭得唔得啊？好很痛啊！」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCC4oCq5aQ
「個頭就嚟甩喇！」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX75mxVm2n
死人「肥龍」仲要跑得超快，就連鬼怪都追唔到佢嘅速度，請問有冇當過我哋兩個係人啊，好很痛啊！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GvNdq6orh
「姨！」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAmLRCMdYN
你話死唔死丫？條頸俾佢整到連個「咦」字都變成「姨」音，我離遠見到一個老人，佢氣定神閒咁坐咗喺左邊手嘅長櫈中間…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObyiVxLjyB
「肥龍」見到佢，立即衝上前就停低咗…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMEdAF4P4E
「嘩，我條頸啊！」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFhICws71Z
「肥龍」將我哋放低，而且好恭敬咁向呢個老人家行禮。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkY7Syb4n6k
「咦！廣東話！？」老人家咁講，佢竟然識聽？870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKEyjXFIIk
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」我答，我郁郁個頭，整整條頸，之後再問︰—870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmJmvaSkdL
「咦，咁你又識講廣東話嘅？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQpH0eYMp5
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」老人家串嘴回應，佢之後轉身就打落「肥龍」個頭度。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSbNIG19eC
「巴架耶魯！」老人家好惡咁鬧「肥龍」。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABpyWqrt1P
呢句我識聽啊！不過，之後佢都係嘰呢咕嚕。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpqlWUEpIJ
佢講完之後，「肥龍」就喺自己後面攞咗道白色嘅符隊咗入個口度吞咗，我好奇…我好好奇…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XOjpxb7RK
點解佢後面冇褲袋都可以攞到張白色紙出嚟嫁？究竟喺邊度攞出嚟嫁？我參透唔到啊！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34V5aSu26g
不過，你唔好理，食完白符之後，佢竟然識講廣東話，世事果然無奇不有！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJUqzcLH64
「你兩個做乜喺度嫁？你哋知唔知呢度係大蛇妖身體裡面？」「肥龍」咁問。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJFzFRBOEu
「大蛇妖身體裡面！？」我同阿輝一齊講。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdbxAERd20
我哋未得閒問個老人係邊個，因為D鬼怪都已經跟到上嚟喇！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjTfEfOQHX
「肥龍」突然蹬大對眼，另轉肥身，向住鬼怪，雙手做出…竟然…竟然…係呢個動作！？870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqupuaVkbl
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼啪啪，噼噼嚦嚦，啪啪啪啪~！)870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUKtsx6gtu
佢座低個身，雙手電光匯聚，之後身體隨住雙手另向一邊腰間，一個強大嘅電光球就喺佢腰間嘅呢雙手之中變得無比強大，電光噼嚦！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGl780reCq
說時遲，那時快，佢雙手已向鬼怪用力一伸，大叫︰—870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07SwS5bJjy
「紫，電，靈，丸！」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBlbZ9ZAJJ
光球隨即射向鬼怪，唔係講笑，八千幾條閃電連住一個光球，配上車廂嘅狹窄空間，就好似幫架車清理腸胃一樣…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj19BOLpsDi
D鬼怪根本冇機會亦冇空間生存到，簡單嚟講，渣都冇得剩…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMDoZm0Xx0
但係，我反而係想講嘅係…點解…點解啊？點解要係呢個名啊？我唔想啊！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAr9zL4Wutx
「我唔鐘意呢個名囉！」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuc4u9VgQ6
阿輝佢竟然直斥其非，我除咗呆咗，就只能心裡面表示認同加一。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgODizXHdEI
但係…「肥龍」佢…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8siZ5akyg
(待續)870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBJkeupHnl
下集預告︰870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXN4Iu4b2vO
邪道外魔都企一邊~~~870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtr5tkVcwS
