第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DhmKXYsJy
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SzxxDYZtB
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoV954Sz8g
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEWWmVSlDB
係咪應該遲D先做啊？659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItT9zljZ2Y
(揼骨喳嘛，乜你講到好似咩咁嫁。你自己講住先啦，「洋腸」要幫我啊。)659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DcD4Wujj6
(其實…我唔係淨係想揼骨囉。)659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseqayRRPjf
唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nCXRlwLte
我自己講返好過…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa0NU6z0aJ
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctV3lla2gv
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1y1T4ncENe
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyihoMEhDc
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMQPjyuGLi
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqMJ44VfW3
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgac6Mq4yn
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh17KeXrx3p
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4V3Ze5KBJp
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bc0rvnZCK
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdh5oMpjbr9
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT00pLhWbDp
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSklh0WR7I
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3a3vzrUqEJ
「咁請邊個啊？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9GRfAArDD
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJJhEuHlBn
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCdHAr5H7S
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboASMl8BDl
「仲有兩隻？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDfJxJUcUm
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcFg8H9YB3
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffB3IqSD6P
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErL1CUVIlD
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZNKN5eyke
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjoLqeAqDA
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokf0C3qhJV
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoJJxNFonF
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjXCoyOkIo
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkyB70jock
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQP1JwGmZh
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPmXTxbde4
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0N1fegnr0w
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHiwXi1fyD
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJune8HdDDy
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xF99rxEX9
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeenDa51X4o
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozdojCOkRO
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBz5krzFYn
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMx6Cwq45SI
「雷電交加！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDM6ucDEu1D
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4huClI1pX
「風牆！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1THyLE2DD2
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER8mheUQNP
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkHDqonmq7
「漫天飛雨刀！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7X4WwehEA
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6xIzY6XZg
「電光霹靂！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1lw55VQbC
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXchlcCC6A6
「疾風快刀！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU7mA6JqXV
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3QHb9waKh
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x30HvZFn6
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwz1Vj6c1SI
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0d4595Fqq0
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TvCMHuCcK
點知…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw82sDImu3
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4kRobXI1X
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWeMdgQQOc
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDnqaEhldA
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9OvAlzklh
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc04s30coW8
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcoS8zaNth
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuF2vYPN3G
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pz9DmNEe0
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck1vgJXjvW
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2ThNuSAjd
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUZuCiOsbG
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwtZNjv4Gu
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvaKluMfzC
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRbDriOgL6
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoleCycHqxn
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKW62dZL6a
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyKDo9m5qY
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVRo51P904
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBnFoe6Gyg
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzFKBsn9SP
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQVHf5cz3H
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALHfdDFs49
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVweaK2gya8
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER2TSd69VO
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGzMYyBN15
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY1YCQSBit
「哦！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0duaxrY1W
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6hWzWsGqm
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYd1g9reESz
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYP9KDW0J5
(嘟嘟 ~)659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfzDq8QFEO
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBb1Cf5316
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQJjGK2XFo
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CVylBgj12
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdAhPItOB4
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9puFlBx23o
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwtieHRocs
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnKc7YVlwU
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYQITw8tfm
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR7pqqTgho
「係噃，試吓先。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcF36qfjpq
(嘟嘟 ~)659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWkWgyehHT
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfG8AmunOhW
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7m2ilAxbah
「有冇預約？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nOwgTUUwB
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HoZJIuKft
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDx3hFNFSQ9
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ek2ESBKqf
「車，用張飛啦。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9wWhyL8RE
「張飛？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBY38K2QTk
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLjG7oX4js
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO5fF7RwxG
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02cMuXkb0V
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZG4PeRuNN5
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAtZj6uGWf
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQz71RRbCq
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSv9nK1NgpF
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmWn288Sy4
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6ciP4WRh0
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JcwGOnSUC
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcqKWrKUAA
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9zICQUZyG
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lobURZwSd
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ51RPIjrXx
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoY6hqE7L4
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRLAocaOM0
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dgQh4b8au
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwnotQvFJl
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKDyoIjmix
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDsNI0GFi3
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvUMVi3SLS
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6lbfR1BCs
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nl1jzxDs1
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsJ3pzAXWy
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhytcnDQ9Da
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