第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTquelbP4TZ
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRtXD5WJeY
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlHmoLc6oR
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIqBgpipeA
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoUJdsoPOF
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqrpoHAviI
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw7DfswrW9
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW93WulErP5
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HkSqMB9m7
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nU014xHml
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCGWcy43YF
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyNyuFGqFF
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiW6yh9qYLr
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknC79hrVtz
「衰仔！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXT1BBIagu5
「哎吔！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbX7Ao9mue
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgk2Plkkxt
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq7koNwutR
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sW9rQTKEi
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSdj4Zrskc
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsF2S0M7EiE
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEIG17kP07
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPO5fiGYVS
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVCDVmMboh
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8psEgCsSB
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcLvBQR2He
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBensFBdNA
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGTUZNefCs
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRmAKNoFlH
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkj8PSUuCUm
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwSMdPdmVi
「鳳初兄啊！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQq7bGSkYw
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9x9idmZL3
「阿龜兄！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19MghDlzFe
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0Aq6T0Tg3
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28Yhu75C3a
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SYgTzSHec
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT9AQ7p3Ez
………910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6e6rpYtHR
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTuU2aBJQq
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGrolSohIB
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdu45N2Dai
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsUElBj1fg
「大家準備好未？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp29Y3bfmbD
「等陣！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtosBIzw28
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ154DAHd7J5
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcPUJujuD4
我好快就去完出返嚟…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHYkb19sTQ
「得喇！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8MPe0r6M9
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPG34CIy1PY
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaQXCPv0Ny
「等等！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvPUN9Cq3n
「又咩啊？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGtnxWgRvq
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRoV9zNUcI
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamScWEOqaw
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OMAfN7rWy
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOJlwVnYQG
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGUmA1gBrw
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4V6sBixBpv
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTJUKovNR9
「哇~！丫~！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuicah9r8n
………910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0XpIpt1PM
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Bvw0Yp8lc
「到達！仲有時間剩！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3zSqUALwj
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrZ6uKeO5W
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIC8k2arlq
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eR56n7BNf
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hRJOvcjic
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsKZzPPKn9
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakg3fcLjFy
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu9J0T39ZH
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eUOefB4d6
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jy8qf9izB
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcfQjCZbuB
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kkuhMRGPi
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutjuUcUGBn
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJX4VqvPMRb
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBbNFqvbb2
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoVFhrhmvg
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAYWIVaaF7
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbUPimDs3e
我同阿公都係同病相憐…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4MQEv1tyX
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjZqmg51AM
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bSyArAOp2
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUC4ZzT1P4f
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgFEesZ6wJ
「井底之蛙？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIG6t1sKNP
佢行咗埋嚟…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYCHXrRtJo
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG6TaUUVCf
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7ysqfl2AV
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeUaLzbhD3
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkw1L746JQ
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXBWe4EPKA
「咪住！」我大嗌。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6HBDlLGFi
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnBwHhrYex
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNBBlA4hju
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeplwYVjcW
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgW4ZRtoomC
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JH26JiOa9
…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JvtChf6tJ
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRj05qb3fcw
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblnB7AfK3X
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRh7h0DNgCY
「死喇，冇利是封添。」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr1dm9qLb8
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRF6GmYynIY
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBOmJCjGpN
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MsgzUZyls
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUQyypEhGr
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8XQEwMxgU
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WpdplFHgb
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGViU0rUse
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxjYY0QyVN
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡud27SeqqOk
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKSJftEEmw
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzsmAmFVA6
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ172IKftNuc
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0plgqZvfd
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tHQDYtOKN
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsUTnyVsX1
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwoNZm4G90
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEmkFXqNlQ
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下集預告︰910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDt242IiqN
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKj0i878m7
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjCn7EDptT
