第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWUVl5Rjtv
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtoZEpJH1Z
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSWG6STw8A
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEuuCoqrfR
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAw8msL9deu
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLyefdBry6
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMLqlCjpFA
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHky0hxQmve
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQS4VxaKui
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTUJjVhwF0
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqojgHm4Ogh
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOl3v4eVjo
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1XrMOYsxv
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLQ8HgfFVr
「衰仔！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznG5CfQlUp
「哎吔！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70k5Oe1ATr
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdW5ArKJTH
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrGr2J6tfb
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzl1SAwNa8
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnMQOqYE4v
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1jaieu7pa
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9GwibDEBb
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgZatVpx5E
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUHNhKXnMe
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkjyid52Sg
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHN7SDW1zEu
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihDGKDKmEU
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsttuGIxKV
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5IdrVEJpE
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2jrorpum5
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGURKUmYTl
「鳳初兄啊！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXR72YhAMNW
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxO9exTrvfa
「阿龜兄！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6csCWABJP
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINIscKAfDw
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1y7wPzmhfV
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDuKbsdM5l
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno8XshGhfG
………865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAS8x1yy4yN
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloTl4Qd9MG
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGlbMWCxb2
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvyiUvnXun
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQHdIkcHdD
「大家準備好未？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvuMyxvm4W
「等陣！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7xOLm9751
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOsX8Qwil7
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cSaQrL9eN
我好快就去完出返嚟…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2R5uPYpyN
「得喇！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZztFSJbOE
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jiyiWnuQL
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplZqxsEEHw
「等等！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhbmKyWmVv
「又咩啊？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqsIWp8uab
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHH3OCnt8OY
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJCgsdUZWq
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwTQfUrw63
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcyL2ChhvL
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTr7eLhXWY8
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1QmLR1sAf
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFub95IuVJ
「哇~！丫~！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCPPtyedil
………865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaxp0HoBcd
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbe2r9AvZq
「到達！仲有時間剩！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MRzD6Z8VX
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaRUJCrWJP
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSnLUjzNod
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQUMVgzIuD
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30s2UBOUKw
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgq4wjJGwK
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOcYDsHffz
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESwyFRTCNS
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcZpeeRGEO
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJsm4wp43g
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyqF2wA9mV
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZCZFsMklb
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnpslGy88m
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDX6ZOAXNZ
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWjU2dvLIP
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenEr65tf7f
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNjyHTPMbP
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtAUuJ9GQ0
我同阿公都係同病相憐…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPerr7VCqD7
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCDryFTCTn
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsrzj9RPS7
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLczvjXJ8u
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjM3yOmSART
「井底之蛙？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTOwFzlr7d
佢行咗埋嚟…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWyPptkXCZ
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOH0RCj2gOP
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloSxbP7AXG
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmar2ArbQ6p
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDEe73mrYj
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtU0vDlE95N
「咪住！」我大嗌。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAjYyVrnL8
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqF89qRdhd
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvYZyBfZA9
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrV7KHbc5u8
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVX33Ci43Uy
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCI0l50hgCM
…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHi9mRZlq5
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCa27UxUcJ
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Gm0xKY62x
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVgsaL5mwZ
「死喇，冇利是封添。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg30kUlddrk
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBUanq9tn3
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN6Z2kb0oD
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡst1pPfe4as
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHVNp16Rv1
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMKsBanvct
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXtK1ZWMrE
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuAVdMXZtw
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21jFpk9UGw
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SvWR00Ury
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMpXqFUIuH
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeeRFfoaEx
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AC5JHVULs
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5p2DUyYCP
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjZ8REvcIX
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KA7Yd9mTX
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnmL6rr3vq
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKptgU2Qdb
(待續)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YUIme9hHH
下集預告︰865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXjOXPTFlX
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpyIwF1tPE
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeReIuxXUKt
