第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Gd2jA0GYW
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt07GtiovgS
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqk1ckPMQc
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM07oT6e2Wv
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9caTU3PRpL
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WBcnMkzgP
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4768QuUgM
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzm67K1kXaz
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzul8iiYLD
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxiSCrNJz5
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmtcOhmmc1
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNKzflLOVL
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHMzVK4ILt
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡot5lGLjnKx
「衰仔！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UWOG8jF2e
「哎吔！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1R7QyPe6AO
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6IcHu3WmS
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvFC4vB8Tr
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKLgd11CLF
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJuxLDmrN0
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiLqaqrYrC
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHw0FcOjEcj
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJamMFwBHpj
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTF2XQ1kqCs
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbtn9m4oTg
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIG1qfLoAn
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMw3GR50zo
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLofjYjwahp
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RheVMabIO
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVHdvYwjlq
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbguudV7GCF
「鳳初兄啊！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9N4mQqh15
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgknJdk1oR
「阿龜兄！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTdKXEjhWi
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqY1a1lTWh3
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQF82zIRtx
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMMHGdxhxv
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdbeMQx9Ng
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我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3vOJJ9Wq5
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ7BUV8lHL
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYgFvY0Ngf
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt0kLxwrYM
「大家準備好未？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPv1YP9UdS
「等陣！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dDmRgh0qR
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbztRpoIAu
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFHgeZxX2b
我好快就去完出返嚟…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdDGwqBaK1
「得喇！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXanWDKUXT
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxTkafHzrr
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIl1GPD2xi
「等等！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQmpfgaZ06
「又咩啊？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTR3OtxBT7c
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqYoAWRGxF
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbvVMfGfMy
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDal3ojlx5
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9i3o1drIuT
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiPqO918ci
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUbNUc1Yoa
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz3Ra3soom
「哇~！丫~！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCaVTcxPBy
………908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lqQlhf78O
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5LnNaZamb
「到達！仲有時間剩！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Qy0R6a32R
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlHebvDiHb
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM4hfn3GAb
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdfUCsz29k
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KDsyw8AO0
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBHTGB7Zg1
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7EDK8GnyL
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3lNEIWnCv
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8Sz9pdD0L
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIgN4Yya2Y
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8XwYskbYt
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1DlGd8SoK
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFwtGT1SEZ
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRu8veUDsj
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMHKcsM9OD
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrLMzN4idw
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5y5WYNthX
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwde4Znwb8
我同阿公都係同病相憐…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGFVUbE0HF
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnrZvpik61
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPM19NcyBD
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS36EAQWceQ
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIaFnjylBF
「井底之蛙？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQZbY5TkOj
佢行咗埋嚟…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4v368rEas
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLKgKCC93U
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5X1dOTxwh
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKEwLSj2xq
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqsUKiczKf
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5XfAtlB5J
「咪住！」我大嗌。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ587sDKQdR
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOh8zB90TVi
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh85Z6X7np
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYI2Zphlqm
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXlYnmFdVH
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNqYH0AioF
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「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClbP2Od85H
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PDgTkfk3Q
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9pv3VykId
「死喇，冇利是封添。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9KMCsAdfx
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9l7enwf83
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4di0Pr5gFm
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck0t5mPm8V
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RGWr34lzK
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0h8nPkyy6N
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEo0qOgdiH2
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1Jv0BemDI
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我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjXWh2ygRm
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「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10svlHUPLs
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下集預告︰908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxzCJ0w1lu
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnF9uhNb5IN
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiglWhzHn32
