第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eJj2gdoRV
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2TVkiz9ma
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrGuYzxW9S
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzJQ8ZEP2e
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4IijfM6ku
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujhvNWy9fp
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcylXunvP2I
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ErlH8RIvC
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zGJpSES93
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKAY5ovuac
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0iw92DCIt
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyz8booydkU
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjafRE6MVW
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3LzCLmoHU
「衰仔！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMyrLplRFa
「哎吔！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQt0PM1iMYH
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimDXyK4UoH
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs2sZQXXvI
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNiHUCnOmE
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyPcx8HUsB
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCL065ECAF
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtetwLZG9Yt
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEKyOW7CNh
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzSIWbwDBV
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqNvOLvn8w
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo68kBvY3t
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlcjtk8G37
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlH5uuE6BHM
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd5fwJikkI
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsP2xoET1Nt
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9igcXGTEA
「鳳初兄啊！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtarkxneobp
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrgK1zUGZ1
「阿龜兄！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzcr0yokCx
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkGqCG5iin
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckotEqkQR2
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xJNTUT7cb
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09GUEiNGqK
………919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAhCQ2uGyw
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8Emb9B0xp
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirdUBTW4aA
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCK2Dcrmti
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKSwnhidV0
「大家準備好未？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7tYm7rfgU
「等陣！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85lT7Vk0gb
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMSPgJgPuo
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3vtswTpG4
我好快就去完出返嚟…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6onTq6INB0
「得喇！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWwhNZRUWx
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SSo5GSjIY
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOCUzGds5U
「等等！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQ4magJTDA
「又咩啊？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLJry0Cxi9
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnhVuLMfeX
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNds6hbr3f
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMNGE5UBNf
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkxPIEWEUD
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwVLf0t292
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrZ8EztGJy
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCj3kuz9gs
「哇~！丫~！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAL1CCFdKH
………919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1PPNGuJUp
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFi6cGdJ734
「到達！仲有時間剩！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWc0eK1fNK
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6weZPX1ZQ
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIajQBc9Dk
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmQeZS5O2O
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sCiztGX5W
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM3YdsNEpr
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkYWvdqS03
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjmm0UdAhq
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwFQK6mQu5
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNK4DrrHQkm
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZ8AFclY1L
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7btzqOSqA9
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlzStFw1yD
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbSVXYamUj
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5fCmU17oN
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFgtBX4qCR
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0K5OA4jVf
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgP9pjGlnE
我同阿公都係同病相憐…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEfudyBHCv
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMUW3JV1RA
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5snlCbm5Fu
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX39BpXL349
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbKQSrtiOi
「井底之蛙？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BBVKEvNge
佢行咗埋嚟…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGD7zU1g7b
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jCOgsEUvI
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbwpYPKmc3
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwfB5z0bSh
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVMcxpsA1l
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56kChNsHRE
「咪住！」我大嗌。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8tSPTjlqD
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ve0GMuxu2
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BAydcJ5OZ
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7xBmjXYar
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPtR2mrfoF
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTR5jpYDGa
…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSzWKFCyOS
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LKVBTQzYd
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13QFiFPPTx
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzymA2SN9Cb
「死喇，冇利是封添。」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS74OnpVrTO
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0O9vvQRIcJ
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknNq70bbwk
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmGzyZ8NWp
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc169ndl610
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKdohfU62V
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUE8feQc1I
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9W6Z8VjiA
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlTylXrqdQ
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AtClQcE4A
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3dI92A2f0
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7deFOX3d0J
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDU3wmtYiA
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQL2xn9ThOk
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbtoJmWEz4
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJmXT2rB4B
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3Va50yZE7
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxBlCIAZba
(待續)919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡig1U3GAbMH
下集預告︰919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrgJ5o4fo2
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLF9aYPzpN
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRE4yaa9t2
